hilarious soldier king

Chapter 340 Xu Yan strikes again!
"Girl, you have a bad omen, a very bad omen..."

Luo Yifei said to the plump girl, his words were serious, but his treacherous eyes were fixed on the girl.

Gollum!

Luo Yifei secretly swallowed his saliva, and rationally told him that now is not the time to look at this, it is more important to do business, but he still glanced once, twice, three or four times...

Until the cold light came at two o'clock, Luo Yifei suddenly raised his head, only to see the plump girl staring at him viciously, with her palms raised high.

Snapped!
The crisp applause resounded, and accompanied by a "stinky hooligan" curse, Luo Yifei's cheeks instantly became red and swollen.

Luo Yifei was stunned, a flood of grievances flooded his heart, how could things be like this?

Last time, when he was making sesame seed cakes with meat, he completely imitated Xu Yan, but when someone invited Xu Yan to eat sesame seed cakes with meat, not only did he not attract others to invite him, but he invited others when he had no money. despise.

Last time, Xu Yan threw money to attract local tyrants to throw money, and he followed suit, not to mention attracting local tyrants to throw money, even his 100 yuan capital was taken away.

Now that he is clearly watching Zhang Sheng pretending to be a magic stick to make money, he also said that others have a bad omen from the beginning. How come he was slapped when he came to him?

why?
Is it because he is not the protagonist and does not have the so-called aura of the protagonist?Or is it because the script is opened in the wrong way?
Luo Yifei couldn't figure it out, and he was even more unwilling to admit his failure.If Xu Yan can do it, it's fine if he can't. Now that Zhang Sheng can do it, he can't do it either.
So, after Luo Yifei was beaten, not only did he not back down, but stopped the plump girl again, and explained seriously: "Girl, I didn't lie to you, you really have a bad omen, a big ominous omen, I don't believe you..."

Luo Yifei glanced at the plump girl's chest, and was about to tell the theory he learned from Zhang Sheng, but before she could finish speaking, the girl raised her palm again.

Snapped!
Luo Yifei took another slap, and the two slap prints were connected together, overlapping in some places, and flushed red, which looked really good-looking.

"Smelly rascal!" The plump girl stared round, gave Luo Yifei a hard look, and cursed again.

This slap stunned Luo Yifei and made him angry. He kindly reminded him that although he had the idea of ​​deceiving, he couldn't hit him again and again.

"I said, why are you like this? I kindly remind you that there is a bad omen, and I want to remind you to avoid disaster. Why do you beat people again and again?" Luo Yifei asked.

"Fuck, stinky rascal, you are a bad omen, your whole family is a bad omen..." The plump girl spat at him, the more she spoke, the more angry she became, and she raised her palm again.

If Luo Yifei lets her hit again this time, then this year's soldier will be in vain. He grabbed the girl's wrist and was about to refute a few words when he suddenly realized that the plump girl had misunderstood what he said It's her boobs.

At this thought, Luo Yifei's anger dissipated, and he quickly explained: "Girl, you misunderstood me. The ominous omen I mentioned was not the bra, but the ominous meaning..."

"open!"

"Girl, you really misunderstood..."

boom!
Luo Yifei's explanation was not over yet, he only felt a pain in his crotch, and the following words turned into a howl of misery, he grabbed the plump girl's hand, let go weakly, clamped his legs, and jumped up on the spot, like a castrated cock Oh cried.

Haha!

Cheerful laughter broke out again.

In the hotel, Du Dazhuang and others, who had been staring at Luo Yifei's performance, burst out laughing for the third time.

"This kid is too funny!"

"Girl, you have a bad omen, didn't you ask for it yourself?"

"Drawing a tiger is not an anti-dog. This is the second time. I heard the sound of heartbreak."

"I didn't hear the sound of a broken heart, but I did hear the sound of a broken egg."

"Haha, that's right, the sound of breaking eggs."

"This is ruthless enough, I hope he can withstand it."

"You people are really too much, how can you gloat? Even if you gloat, you have to mourn for him for three seconds first!"

"As far as IQ is concerned, I'm becoming less and less hopeful that he will pass the assessment."

"I'm just the opposite. I'm looking forward to it more and more."

Everyone laughed, and while being amused by Luo Yifei's actions, they also became very interested in his next actions.

Just when everyone was about to keep staring at Luo Yifei, Du Dazhuang suddenly said something, and instantly diverted everyone's attention from Luo Yifei to another person.

That's right, it was Xu Yan who was the only one who could instantly draw everyone's attention away from Luo Yifei under such circumstances. After watching a movie, he finally started to act.

Xu Yan stretched his waist, walked out of the projection hall, glanced left and right, but didn't see Luo Yifei, and couldn't help muttering: "Where did the mule go? He always loses the chain at critical moments, and this is about to start Got money, but he disappeared... Forget it, don't look for him, go get money!"

Xu Yan's murmurs fell into the ears of Du Dazhuang and the others, and everyone was immediately refreshed. After waiting for a long time, Xu Yan was finally going to make another move.

"Guess what method he will use to make money?"

"This kid has a weird mind, I can't guess it, but I think it must have something to do with the movie theater!"

"Look, he has entered the screening hall, into another screening hall!"

"Hey, he came out..."

Xu Yan entered a screening hall, glanced at it, then came out quickly, entered another screening hall, and then came out again...

Repeated this several times, when Xu Yan entered the fourth screening hall, he glanced again and found a man and woman kissing ecstatically.

This pair of men and women, a middle-aged man in his forties, and a beautiful girl in his 27s, are exactly the man and woman who spent money...

"We are really destined!" Xu Yan smiled, took out a camera from his body, and clicked the shutter.

Click!Click!
Xu Yan changed more than a dozen angles and took more than [-] photos in a row, recording the intimate scene between the pregnant middle-aged man and the pretty girl.

Shooting all the way, approaching the two of them all the way, until Xu Yan walked in front of the two of them, the man and woman who were kissing and caressing unrestrainedly woke up.

"What are you doing?" The middle-aged man with a belly was startled, staring at Xu Yan vigilantly and asked.

"Don't be nervous, I'm either following you, or I'm entrusted by a friend to collect some emotional photos of men and women, please ignore me and continue!"

(End of this chapter)