hilarious soldier king

Chapter 35 Xu Yan, I Can't Spare You
Xu Yan bit Zhong Ming's earlobe and spoke, warm breath gushed out from his jaw, hitting Zhong Ming's ears, making her ears turn red, as if she was drunk.

Zhong Ming was ashamed and angry, no matter what the tricks were, her feminine instinct prevailed, she grabbed Xu Yan's hair with her backhand, and said coquettishly, "Let go!"

"Let go first!" Xu Yan clenched his teeth on Zhong Ming's earlobe, and the voice came out from between his teeth, intermittently and vaguely, the words were not clear at all, but they could be distinguished.

Feeling the pain on the earlobe, Zhong Ming became more and more angry, grabbed Xu Yan's hair, and pulled back hard, trying to free his earlobe.

Her plan was good, but the result didn't go as planned. Xu Yan bit her earlobe and didn't let go, so the situation turned into a situation where she was pulling on her disguise, and her earlobe was painful and numb...

"open!"

"Let go first!"

"You let it go first!"

"You let me go first!"

"Let me tell you, I only exerted 70.00% of my strength!"

"I only made 60.00%!"

"I'm 50.00%!"

"I'm 40.00%!"

...

The two confronted each other, arguing like children.

After such a stalemate for a while, Zhong Ming was a woman after all, afraid that her ears would be bitten, she had to make a compromise, let go of Xu Yan's hair, and said, "I let you go, and you let me go too!"

Xu Yan's mouth loosened a little, but he didn't let go completely.

Zhong Ming was furious: "I let you go, why don't you let me go?"

"You think I'm stupid, if I let you go, what if you fix me instead?" Xu Yan differentiated.

Zhong Ming suddenly became angry. In fact, she did have such thoughts. She planned to get out of Xu Yan's hands first, and then severely punish this guy to vent her hatred. But she didn't expect Xu Yan to be so cunning. Not fooled at all.

"What exactly do you want?" Zhong Ming said angrily.

"Let me let you go, but how many conditions do you have to agree to?" Xu Yan talked about the conditions, and now he has finally taken the initiative, so he has to negotiate good conditions, otherwise, when the advantage is gone, he will not be able to beat the opponent. It's not that he is not so stupid if he is allowed to be rounded and flattened by the other party!
Zhong Ming gasped for a few breaths, intending not to agree, but now that his earlobe was bitten by the other party, he had to bow his head under the eaves, so he could only suppress his anger: "What conditions?"

"First, I'm late. You have to tell the squad leader for me later, otherwise he will definitely punish me." Xu Yan rolled his eyes and put forward the first condition.

Zhong Ming was taken aback for a moment, almost thinking that she had heard wrongly. She thought that Xu Yan would put forward some harsh conditions, but she didn't expect it to be such a trivial matter as asking for leave, and she forgot to respond for a while.

"Why, don't you agree?" Xu Yan said, with a slight force on his teeth, as if he was going to bite down.

"Okay, no problem!" Zhong Ming said.

Seeing her agreeing, Xu Yan smiled slyly, and put forward a second condition, "The second condition, you have to agree to me, if I let you go, you are not allowed to take revenge on me, let alone settle accounts after Qiuhou."

"I promise you!" Zhong Ming said, saying so, secretly determined in her heart, no matter what conditions the other party puts forward, she will first agree to it, and when she is out of trouble, she immediately turns her face away and punishes him severely If she doesn't beat him into a pig's head, she won't be called Zhong Ming.

With such thoughts in mind, she took the initiative to ask: "What other conditions are there, you can tell them!"

"No more!" Xu Yan shook his head.

"Then can you let me go?" Zhong Ming said, his eyes flickering with coldness, he couldn't wait to get out of trouble, and then he dealt with him severely.

It's just that her plan is obviously going to fail. Who is Xu Yan? He is the only one who is scheming on weekdays. How can Zhong Ming's pettiness be hidden from him? He rolled his eyelids and said, "No way!"

"I've agreed to your conditions, what else do you want?"

"I don't want to do anything, but I can't believe what you say." Xu Yan snorted softly and said, "I can't beat you again. Later, if you go back on your word and want to punish me, I'll find a reason!"

Zhong Ming's heart trembled. He didn't expect Xu Yan to be so cautious and see through her thoughts. He immediately felt a little tricky, but he refused to admit it, pretending to be angry and said: "I, Zhong Ming, said one thing, since I promised you , I will definitely not regret it, whether you let it go or not, I warn you not to go too far, it will be a big deal, I will feel uncomfortable, and you should not think about it."

"Don't scare me. I've always been a timid person. Whenever I hear threats from others, my teeth tremble. If I accidentally bite you, it will be bad!" Xu Yan said calmly, without any threat from him.

Zhong Ming was furious, but he had no choice but to compromise with Xu Yan. In the end, he could only compromise again, and asked unwillingly, "How do you want to let me go?"

"It's nothing, I just want you to guarantee me a certificate!" Xu Yan said lightly: "How about this, after you swear that I let you go, you won't take revenge on me, and you won't settle accounts later, so I'll let you go."

"I swear!" Zhong Ming said perfunctorily.

"It's too perfunctory!" Xu Yan interrupted her: "I don't think you have sworn an oath, so how about it, I will teach you, and you will learn what I say."

"I swear, after Xu Yan let me go, I will never trouble him, let alone settle accounts after the autumn, otherwise I will never get married and have a son without a penis..."

Before Xu Yan finished speaking, Zhong Ming interrupted him angrily, "You bastard!"

"Oh, you think it's too poisonous, right? It's okay, let's change it to another one." Xu Yan followed suit and said, "If you break the oath, I will let you be my wife and have ten or eight sons! "

"You... don't go too far!"

"Too many? Well, ten or eight is a bit too much, or three or five will do!"

Zhong Ming's silver teeth were about to break, and she was irritated by her shamelessness. She said coldly, "Xu Yan, don't think that I really can't do anything about you. If you didn't see that you are a recruit, you thought you could really lock me up. You need to put up two fingers and stab at your eyes, and your eyes will be blind long ago!"

"I'll ask you one last time, will you let me go?" Zhong Ming asked.

"Let it go, of course!" Xu Yan said hastily, as if he was stunned.

Just when Zhong Ming breathed a sigh of relief, he changed the subject and salivated, "Chief, you are such a good person, you don't have the heart to hurt me, and you certainly won't trouble me afterwards, right?"

Under Xu Yan's soft and hard paws, Zhong Ming's strength was exhausted, so he had to humiliately agree to his conditions, and promised: "I swear, after you let me go, if you don't take the initiative to provoke me in the future, I will never Don't bother you, that's fine!"

With Zhong Ming's guarantee, Xu Yan didn't think too much of himself, quickly let go of his arm, jumped up from the ground, did not dare to stay for a moment, and ran away like a rabbit.

Zhong Ming lost control, immediately took out a tissue, and wiped the earlobe bitten by Xu Yan. She used seven or eight tissue papers in a row. The more she wiped, the more angry she became, her fists tightened hard, and a cold light overflowed from her eyes. , No one has ever dared to treat her like this, never!

She is powerful, beautiful and has a background, no ordinary man would flatter her, but now Xu Yan, a nasty recruit, first said he was her future husband, and now he even hugged her, kissed her, bit her and threatened her. This is simply unforgivable.

"Xu Yan, you pervert, I can't spare you!"

(End of this chapter)