hilarious soldier king

Chapter 351 Why Are You Kissing Me!
"Xu Yan, you bastard is cheating again!"

The Golden Thread Snake spewed fire from its eyes, and its fists were clenched. Against the background of the green smoke, its face was equally green.

He never imagined that Xu Yan's words were righteous, but his actions were so despicable and shameless. He clearly promised to fight him fairly, but he didn't hand over his move, so he picked up the gun on the ground and gave him to Chu Tuo. up!

Xu Yan ignored his fiery gaze, curled his lips and said, "Squad leader, I'm not talking about you, this training ground is like a battlefield, how can you trust the enemy's words? Fortunately, this is not a real battlefield, otherwise..."

Xu Yan shook his head, his attitude of being obedient while taking advantage of it made the Golden Thread Snake furious, he glared at Xu Yan viciously, gritted his teeth and said, "Xu Yan, you are fine!"

"Everyone says that!" Xu Yan replied unceremoniously, and then said, "However, it's quite refreshing to hear a dead man praise me so much!"

"you…"

Hearing Xu Yan's words, the Golden Thread Snake gritted its teeth again. If it wasn't for the rules, he would have wanted to punish this guy severely.

But according to the rules, he was already killed in battle, and he couldn't move now, so even though he was filled with anger, he could only bear with it, turned his head away with a muffled grunt, and prepared to have a blind eye.

It's just that he didn't want to look at Xu Yan, but Xu Yan just ostentatiously walked in front of him, but seeing him step forward, snapped his fingers, hooked his fingers at the golden thread snake and said, "Squad leader, give me the equipment!"

"Dead people don't take off their equipment by themselves!" The Golden Thread Snake said angrily, which was in response to Xu Yan's previous words.

Of course, even though he said so, he still handed over the equipment to Xu Yan. Although he was slandered again, he was not convinced, but if he loses, he loses.

After Xu Yan got the equipment, he didn't stop and walked towards the distance with big strides. After walking more than ten meters, he suddenly stopped and turned around, shouting at the golden thread snake: "Thank you, squad leader, you are really a good person, haha! "

Xu Yan laughed and walked away, leaving the Golden Thread Snake's lips twitching, his face turning blue and red. The more he thought about it, the more depressed he became, he couldn't help but punched the ground, and cursed angrily: "I said, why don't you have a long memory? I was fooled by him last time, but this time I still believe his nonsense."

...

The raiding operation continued.

Many rookies were discovered, killed or captured. Of course, in the process, the special forces also encountered resistance and trouble.

Somewhere in the jungle, on a big tree, there was a figure looming. The shadowy branches and leaves covered his figure. It was hard to spot without looking carefully. This person was Situ Yuan.

He was condescending, staring at the special fighters who were carefully searching not far from his feet, his eyes shone brightly, and the corners of his lips raised slightly, like a poisonous snake ready to strike, ready to launch a fatal blow at any time.

Swish!
Subtle footsteps came, and the special forces member held a gun in his hand, and quickly arrived under the big tree.

"It's now!" Situ Yuan's eyes lit up, and he jumped down from a high place, like an eagle pouncing on his food, drawing a beautiful arc in mid-air, and pounced towards the special driller.

brush!
The body shape breaks through the air, driving the wind.

Arousing the vigilance of the special forces member, he suddenly raised his head, seeing a black shadow rushing towards him, he stretched out his hand to block without thinking.

Situ Yuan grabbed his wrist, rolled behind him in mid-air, kicked him in the hollow of his knee, kicked him to one knee, and then strangled the man's neck with his palm like lightning, and said in a cold voice, "Brother , you hang up!"

The light and fluttering words hit his ears, but made the special forces member's body stiff. His ready-to-go elbow fell down weakly, and he nodded helplessly.

...

Another part of the jungle.

The two special forces members searched together, and suddenly heard a shout coming from the front. The two looked at each other, and looked carefully towards the place where the sound came from, but saw one lying on the ground, and the other squatting facing them. In front of him, while beating on his chest, he whispered.

They couldn't see the face of the person lying on the ground, but they were very familiar with the squatting person. It was Zhang Sheng, the heir of the military doctor family.

"Hey, rookie, you've been arrested!" A special forces member pointed his gun at Zhang Sheng and said.

Zhang Sheng looked up at the two of them and said, "Two monitors, this brother has a heart attack. I will help him with CPR first."

While speaking, Zhang Sheng punched the man hard on the chest twice. When the corner of the man's lips twitched in pain, he suddenly bent down, pinched the man's nose with one hand, and opened his mouth to blow on his lips.

Inhale, exhale!
Inhale again, blow out!
Zhang Sheng's whole movements were extremely smooth, and his expression was solemn, as if he was saving lives and healing the wounded, and there was a bit of holy light shining on his slightly anxious face.

After repeating this several times, Zhang Sheng said to the two special forces members: "Two monitors, his condition is not very good, come and help..."

The two special forces members were a little wary at first, but when they saw Zhang Sheng doing artificial respiration, their vigilance dropped a lot. Coupled with Zhang Sheng's status as the descendant of a family of military doctors, the two almost believed it.

The two looked at each other, and walked over at the same time, squatting in front of the man, Zhang Sheng ordered the two to squat aside, while his palm moved slightly, took out a grenade, gently pulled the ring, and moved towards the two special men. The team members threw it behind and said, "Be careful behind you!"

The two special forces members turned their heads at the same time. At this moment, the man on the ground, as if he had received a signal, rolled to the side, then jumped up, took two quick steps, and fell to the ground with one leap.

boom!
The grenade exploded, and green smoke rose from the bodies of the two special forces. The two looked at each other and smiled wryly, but they were actually overshadowed by the two rookies.

yeah!
Zhang Sheng and Zhang Sheng clapped their hands and cheered.

After being happy for a while, the two stopped at the same time, turned around and vomited.

"Hey, what did you just kiss me for?"

"You think I'm thinking, isn't this for realism? If it's not to trick them into being fooled, ghosts would be willing to kiss you, like chewing pigskin."

...

Another place in the jungle.

Jiang Danian took the road and fled, the sound of gunshots followed him like a shadow, the ground was splashed under his feet, and he didn't dare to move immediately.

"Run, why don't you run away!" Two special forces members chased after him, one of them looked at him with a smile.

"What a rookie. If you don't run away, we won't be able to find you. Your running will expose you." The other person shook his head.

"Which number is he?"

"The tenth!"

"The first ten people who were caught or killed were eliminated, tsk tsk, what a pity, you were able to pass again just a little bit, it seems that your luck is not as good as you imagined!"

"You can't get far by luck after all."

The two talked and decided that Jiang Danian's luck had come to an end.

But is this really the case?
Not necessarily!Because Xu Yan has already arrived!

(End of this chapter)