hilarious soldier king

Chapter 353 Letting You Pretend, I Can't Beat You To Death!

Luo Yifei was punched, but still pretended to be an ostrich and refused to get up. The iron snake was immediately amused, sneered, raised his fist high, and slammed down hard.

This time the Iron Wire Snake used a bit more strength than before. Although it was punching from top to bottom and could not exert its maximum power, its aura still cannot be underestimated.

The fist drives the air, and before the fist falls, the howling wind of the fist arrives one step ahead, making Luo Yifei's abdomen feel cold and his skin tremble.

Of course, it was not only the skin of his abdomen that trembled, but also Luo Yifei's heart.

"Mommy, I'm dead this time!" The corners of Luo Yifei's lips twitched, and he wanted to roll over to avoid it, but it was too late, and the current situation did not allow him to do so.

So, he bent his heart, took a dark breath, and bulged the breath into his lower abdomen, obviously intending to resist the punch, and fell to the ground pretending to be dead.

boom!
Iron Wire Snake's fist hit Luo Yifei's stomach again, and a muffled sound resounded through the air.

Luo Yifei only felt his lower abdomen sink, and an overwhelming force came rushing like a sea wave, smashing his resistance in an instant, and the violent force drove straight in.

puff!
Luo Yifei trembled suddenly, spit out a sullen breath and saliva, his body curled up like a shrimp, his painful intestines were knotted, tears were about to flow out, he couldn't hold it anymore, he opened his mouth in pain Eye.

When he opened his eyes, he saw Iron Wire Snake raised his fist again, his expression changed drastically, he didn't dare to be negligent, resisted the abdominal cramps, and hurriedly raised his hand to stop him: "Stop, stop beating, I'll get up, I'll fight you!" rise…"

"Stop pretending?" Iron Wire Snake sneered.

"Stop pretending, stop pretending!" Luo Yifei hurriedly replied like a rattle drum shaking his head, the other party raised his fists, he wanted to pretend, but he had to dare!

"Aren't you brave enough to hide here?" Ji Xu said with a sullen face.

"Hey, the most dangerous place is the safest place..." Luo Yifei said with a sneer, with a flattering and flattering expression on his face, but there were ten thousand mud horses galloping past in his heart.If it wasn't for staying up all night yesterday, causing him to be too sleepy today and falling asleep on the troop transport card, the ghost would be willing to hide here.

After saying this, Luo Yifei was worried about the situation of this assessment after all, and said cautiously: "Sir, I am the first person to be arrested, can I pass this assessment?"

"Nine people were arrested or killed before you, and you are the tenth!" Iron Wire Snake said sinisterly.

Hearing this, Luo Yifei's heart suddenly turned cold, and he staggered his wrists. He was so depressed that he was only one tenth away. He would pass the examination, but he missed it by a tiny margin. The loss and unwillingness in his heart One can imagine.

If it's the first one, then there's nothing to say, but the last one was arrested, he is really not reconciled!

The more he thought about it, the more unwilling he became, Luo Yifei suddenly made an astonishing move, but seeing him rubbing his hands, salivating his face, he said: "Squadron leader, you see I am bold and courageous, I dare to do what others dare not do, and I was the last one to be arrested. See if you can be more flexible and let me pass..."

Iron Wire Snake was taken aback, he didn't expect Luo Yifei to be like this. To be honest, he has followed the rookie assessment for several years. He has met all kinds of soldiers. He left sadly. Dayi sternly reprimanded those who did not follow the rules, those who knelt down and wept...he had seen all these situations, but like Luo Yifei, who was obviously arrested, but still did not forget to praise himself. This was the first time for him to be so shameless. See you.

Thinking of this, Iron Wire Snake couldn't help looking at Ji Xu, but seeing his gloomy face, he gave Luo Yifei a squinting look, and said, "Pass, do you think it's possible?"

"It's inappropriate to follow the rules, but the law is nothing more than human feelings, not to mention the rules. This is not a matter of your words. I heard Xu Yan say that the squadron leader is wise and powerful, and you are always thirsty for talent. I am The person you need is a little bit unlucky, and you were accidentally caught, so you should be flexible..." Luo Yifei rubbed his hands together, and started haggling.

Before Jixu responded, the iron snake on the other side couldn't stand it anymore, and shouted: "Shut up! Look at your virtues, you don't look like a soldier at all here, you've lost all the face of a soldier! "

Can face-saving make me stay?
Luo Yifei rolled his eyelids and slandered in his heart. Of course, he could only think so in his heart. He didn't dare to say so, but continued to bargain, saying that he was the last one to be caught, and that he was the last one to be arrested, and he dared not dare to be caught. Catch is also different from other people, it is a glorious defeat!
That shameless face made Iron Wire Snake frown, and angrily reprimanded: "Don't mess around here, although you are the tenth to be arrested, you are the first to be brought here. You can be the tenth, or you can be the first!"

"Squadron leader, please be accommodating."

Luo Yifei looked at Ji Xu and pleaded with him, but before he could finish his sentence, he heard a voice from Ji Xu's headset, "Squadron leader, ten rookies have been captured!"

Hearing this, Luo Yifei's eyes lit up, and he said hastily: "Squadron leader, you heard it too, ten rookies have been captured, and I am No. 11."

"Even if ten have been captured, you are not No. 11!"

"You are right, I may not be No.11, it may be twelve or thirteen, because I am still in the negotiation stage with you and have not been captured. Before you capture me, there may be others People caught."

"... "

Iron Wire Snake stared at Luo Yifei, dumbfounded for a while, defeated by his shameless sophistry.

Just as he was about to say something more, Ji Xu waved his hands and said, "Okay, stop talking nonsense, catch him quickly, and then go to catch other rookies. It's an honor to be lurked by a rookie by his side for so long. ?”

This sentence is equivalent to dropping the hammer to make a final decision. It is determined that Luo Yifei was arrested by No. 11 and passed the assessment.

"Thank you squadron leader, you are so wise!" Luo Yifei raised his thumb and praised Ji Xu who turned to leave.

Iron Wire Snake spit on Luo Yifei, and couldn't help feeling his luck. According to the squadron leader's indifference in the past, it was impossible for him to listen to Luo Yifei's nonsense, and he couldn't get away with it.

……

Following Ji Xu's order and urging, a group of special forces members became active one by one, and they stopped arresting them. When they encountered them, they were immediately overturned. For a while, the whole jungle was full of gunshots, and rookies were dug out and shot one after another.

In a corner of the jungle, Xu Yanjiang Danian walked side by side, moving his body cautiously.

Suddenly, a muffled gunshot sounded, thick smoke rose from Jiang Danian's body, and he was hit by a sniper.

Just as Xu Yan was about to speak, he suddenly felt a sense of danger. He threw himself to the side without thinking, and a bullet hit the original position.

Xu Yan rolled over, quickly hid behind a big tree, and shouted at Jiang Danian who was a little dazed: "Da Nian, how are you?"

"I've been eliminated, Xu Yan, hurry up!" Jiang Danian shouted.

Xu Yan's pupils contracted sharply, he beat the tree trunk hard, stared coldly at the direction of the sniper, and whispered through gritted teeth: "Your uncle, I want you to look good!"

(End of this chapter)