hilarious soldier king

Chapter 356: Meeting a Beautiful Reporter by Coincidence!
"I think you're right. Only dead enemies are the safest."

Xu Yan's words came out lightly, and he didn't sneer or sarcasm. He just repeated what the earth snake said, but it was like a resounding slap in the face. Painted, can not be completely covered.

What a shame, what a fucking embarrassment!
I was going to teach the rookie a lesson, but was taught a lesson by the rookie. This face is so utterly slapped.

The face of the earth snake changed for a while, and he began to persuade: "Xu Yan, the ten places are full, and you have passed the assessment. There is no point in continuing. Why don't you go back with me."

"If I don't get arrested for a moment, the assessment will not end for a moment. If you want to end the assessment, then you can arrest me with your ability. It is absolutely impossible for me to be arrested, because this word has never been in my dictionary!" Xu Yan said sonorously, With unquestionable determination.

After saying this, seeing that the earth snake wanted to say something else, Xu Yan said again: "You have already died in battle, please follow the rules and don't speak casually."

The Earth Snake was silenced by being blocked, and almost spat out a mouthful of old blood. He watched Xu Yan leave, his face was gloomy, he was tricked by a rookie, and he was slapped in the face and ridiculed. This time he was humiliated. To grandma's house.

"Earth snake, what's the situation over there?" The four-legged snake's voice came from the headset.

The earth snake didn't answer, but just sat there silently, he was already killed in battle, and according to the rules, he couldn't speak.

The four-legged snake on the opposite side yelled a few words, but there was no response from this side. Immediately knowing that something happened here, he hurriedly shouted to others: "There is no response from the earth snake, I am afraid something has happened, everyone cheer up!" .”

After the shouting was over, there was a rustling sound, and the four-legged snake wanted a few other special forces members, and soon came to the vicinity of the earth snake, and they dispersed, observing the surroundings vigilantly, seeing that there was no danger, Only then did he come to the Earth Snake.

"Earth snake, what did you do? Even a rookie can't handle it." The four-legged snake joked and asked, "Where did the rookie go?"

"I'm a dead person, I can't speak." The earth snake got up sullenly, and walked towards the way it came from.

The four-legged snake just asked casually, and didn't expect to get an answer. After the earth snake left, he quickly looked around and found some clues. The group chased in the direction Xu Yan left.

……

On the road where Xu Yan and others got out of the car, seven or eight army cards were parked neatly on the side of the road, and the trucks were surrounded by a dense crowd of candidates who had been arrested or "killed" before.

Luo Yifei sat with Jiang Da, and Jiang Danian asked with concern: "Mule, how many times were you caught, did you pass?"

"Isn't that nonsense? Don't even look at who I am, I must have passed!" Luo Yifei curled his lips and said, because he was too nervous, causing abdominal pain, making him take a deep breath, and the corners of his lips twitched.

"Really? Originally Xu Yan said that he was looking for a chance to save you, but I didn't expect you to pass by yourself." Jiang Danian said in surprise, sincerely happy for him.

"Help me, don't be joking, let me tell you, this is just in the assessment. If it was an exercise or a war, I would have already completed the decapitation and made a great contribution!" Luo Yifei said happily, without the slightest worry when he was hiding , begging Ji Xu to keep him humble and obsequious.

Someone next to him heard what he said, and couldn't help asking, "Brother, where were you arrested?"

"Here!" Luo Yifei pointed at the army card.

"Junka, what are you doing there?"

"What do you mean going there? I didn't come down at all, okay?" Luo Yifei rolled his eyes and said.

Upon hearing Luo Yifei's words, the crowd was in an uproar.

"Hiding on the military card, you are so bold."

"Aren't you afraid of being discovered?"

"Afraid? Why are you afraid? There is a possibility of being discovered anywhere. The chances of escaping into the jungle are the same as hiding in a car. If that is the case, why bother to escape? It is better to lurk in the car. As the saying goes, the most dangerous place is the safest place, I just chose a method that saves the most effort..."

Luo Yifei whispered, and his words attracted everyone's admiration. Many people gave him a thumbs up, praising him for his courage, but they didn't know that this guy was not courageous at all, but fell asleep and forgot to escape, and woke up again. It's too late to escape, so I can only make mistakes.

The iron snake stood aside, saw Luo Yifei bragging, moved the corners of his lips, walked away silently, came to Ji Xu, saw him glance at his watch, and scolded in embarrassment: "What's the matter with the four-legged snakes?" , so many people have passed by, even a rookie can't catch it, useless!"

Hearing this, Iron Wire Snake lowered his head in embarrassment, feeling his face was on fire, and also felt very embarrassed, because according to the routine, the rookie should be caught within two hours perfectly, but until now, let alone the Xu Yan caught him back, but there was no reply at all.

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw the earth snake drooping its head, and Ji Xu roared, "Iron Wire Snake, take a few special forces and let me in too. If you can't catch that rookie within half an hour, Just wait for the big meal!"

Hearing this, the wire snake shrank its neck and led the team into the jungle.

……

in the jungle.

Xu Yan hid in the dry branches, held his breath, and didn't dare to move. Two special forces members were searching within five meters away.

"Strange, according to the trace, he should be nearby, why can't he be found?"

"There are only two situations. The first is that he is a master of anti-reconnaissance, and he is still above us; the second is that he has not gone far at all, and is hiding near us."

"Little rookie, come out, I know you are around, one of our teams is here to catch one of you, do you think you can escape?"

"It seems that he is not around. Everyone, listen up and search carefully for me. I don't believe that he can really fly into the sky."

The sound of rustling footsteps faded away, and the surrounding fell into silence. Xu Yan waited for a while, making sure that there was no one around, then carefully climbed up from the pile of dead leaves, took a deep breath, and fled in the opposite direction .

However, he didn't escape very far, Xu Yan's footsteps suddenly froze, and when he heard a vehicle approaching, Xu Yan thought it was a special forces member chasing him, so he quickly hid, staring at the oncoming vehicle, but Seeing two vehicles coming one after the other and stopping not far in front of him, these two vehicles are not military vehicles, but ordinary off-road vehicles, obviously not members of the Special Operations Brigade, Xu Yan is guessing When he was looking for the identity of the reporter, he accidentally discovered an acquaintance—the beautiful reporter Zhang Lan.

It's her, why is she here?What are you doing here?
(End of this chapter)