hilarious soldier king

Chapter 359 You Like Me, I Have Proof!
"Do you like me!"

Xu Yanyouyou's words resounded in Zhang Lan's ears, like a thunderbolt exploding in her ears, leaving her stunned and stunned.

Shrimp!

Zhang Lan stared at Xu Yan in disbelief, and asked uncertainly, "What did you say?" The reason why he asked this was not because he didn't hear clearly, but because he couldn't believe his ears.

"I said you like me!" Xu Yan repeated. When speaking, he looked directly at Zhang Lan with a rare serious expression.

Now that Zhang Lan heard it clearly, she became angry all of a sudden. She laughed exaggeratedly and said, "Oh, I will like you. Go ahead and live your dream of spring and autumn. Don't piss and take care of yourself!"

"I got it right, you've become angry from embarrassment!" Xu Yan stared at Zhang Lan with a smile on his face, you don't need to hide it, I've seen through you.

The sudden death expression made Zhang Lan grind his teeth for a while, wanting to bite again.

But before she could say anything, Xu Yan opened his mouth first: "If you don't want to admit it, it's okay, I have evidence!"

Zhang Lan looked at Xu Yan in astonishment, he said that he had evidence, how could this be possible, it was too late for her to hate him, how could she like him, it was such a joke.

Thinking of this, Zhang Lan sneered and said, "You have some fart evidence, even if I like pigs and dogs, I can't like you."

"Then you dare to listen to me talk about the evidence?" Xu Yan was excited.

Zhang Lan was really excited, and said: "Okay, I want to see what evidence you can have."

"Then you just listen!" Xu Yan said, and continued: "My evidence is what the master said, so you can't deny it!"

"Master, what master?" Zhang Lan looked puzzled, wondering secretly, could it be a fortune teller on the road?
"Master Jin Yong!" Xu Yan spit out these words coolly, and under Zhang Lan's bewildered expression, he continued: "Master Jin Yong has a book called Yi Tian Tu Long Ji, in which the heroine Zhao Min likes the male lead. Zhang Wuji just took a bite out of his palm, and then intentionally left a scar on it, and kept it with him for the rest of his life, just because she fell in love with him, so he wanted to use this method to make him never forget her for the rest of his life... Now you If you bite me, you must also like me!"

Zhang Lan was dumbfounded, the wind was in a mess, and she almost spat out a mouthful of old blood. She was still a little uneasy when she heard Xu Yan's words were swearing, and it was evidence and the master's, but in the end...it was completely nonsense.

Seeing her dumbfounded, a smirk curled up on the corner of Xu Yan's lips, his head rose slightly, and he said arrogantly: "How about it, now you are convinced!"

"I admire you big-headed ghost!" Zhang Lan said angrily.

"Big head, how do you know that my head is big, you have peeped at me?" Xu Yan looked at Zhang Lan in horror, subconsciously took a step back, and covered his crotch with his hands.

"I..." Zhang Lan was about to scold again, when suddenly her pretty face flushed, and she understood Xu Yan's meaning, this guy said he had a big head, but he covered his crotch, that obviously didn't mean that he had a big head, but only that his lower head was big...

"Bah, stinky rascal, shameless..." Zhang Lan cursed with a blushing face, not bothering to talk nonsense to Xu Yan, and said impatiently, "Go away, I don't want to hear your nonsense!"

"You're blushing, you're shy, and you still say you're right!" Xu Yan stretched out his arms to stop Zhang Lan and teased.

Zhang Lan panted heavily, her chest heaved, and she gave Xu Yan a hard look. She really wanted to smash his skull to see what was inside. How could she have such a weird idea? She blushed because of him. The rascal's words are good or not, it has nothing to do with being shy, okay, how come he is shy in his eyes, his eyes are still lame!
Zhang Lan was angry and furious, but she also knew that she was not Xu Yan's opponent at all, so she didn't say anything to him, and gave him a vicious look, walked around Xu Yan and walked towards the car.

But she was willing to leave, Xu Yanqu didn't want to let her go, so she slipped and walked to the driver's seat first, opened the door and took out the key.

"What are you doing?" Zhang Lan asked.

"I'm afraid you'll hit me with your car!" Xu Yan laughed, threw the key out with a wave of his hand, then turned and left.

"Xu Yan, you bastard!" Zhang Lan cursed, and angrily went to pick up the key.

At this moment, Xu Yan had come to the rear of the car, opened the trunk, got in quickly, and then closed the trunk.

The reason why he threw Zhang Lan's key was of course not to tease her, but because of deep-seated considerations. The jungle is full of people from the Dragon Tooth Special Forces Brigade. It is almost impossible for him to escape the encirclement by himself, but Zhang Lan It's a good choice, but asking her for help is simply unrealistic, so I can only use this method...

Zhang Lan walked to the place where Xu Yan threw things, and searched for several meters around, but she couldn't find the key, and instead she was disgraced. She went back to the car angrily, only to find that the key was on the front window, and so on. She didn't know yet, she was being tricked by Xu Yan again.

Zhang Lan's nose was almost crooked, and he cursed angrily, "Xu Yan, you bastard, I can't spare you, if I don't avenge my revenge, I won't be called Zhang Lan!"

Zhang Lan's yelling didn't affect Xu Yan, but instead attracted four-legged snakes and others who were searching for Xu Yan.

Several people rushed to the scene and stopped in front of Zhang Lan's car. Two special forces members were in charge of guarding, and the four-legged snake knocked on the window of the car.

Suddenly seeing a group of heavily armed soldiers with painted faces and guns in their hands, Zhang Lan's heart skipped a beat, and he asked vigilantly, "Who are you and what do you want to do?"

"Just now I heard someone yelling and calling Xu Yan's name, that person should be you, right?" the four-legged snake asked.

While speaking, Zhang Lan noticed the armband of the four-legged snake, and he had a flash of inspiration, and said, "You are from the Dragon Tooth Special Forces Brigade, come and catch that bastard Xu Yan."

"Do you know Xu Yan?"

"Hmph, this bastard has played tricks on me several times, and I will recognize him even if he turns into ashes." Zhang Lan said through gritted teeth, pointed towards the rear of the car, and said, "He ran over there just now. We must catch him and eliminate him!"

The four-legged snake and the others saw that Zhang Lan's expression did not seem to be fake, they nodded secretly, believed her words, and a group of people chased after her instructions.Before leaving, the four-legged snake warned: "The jungle is dangerous, you should leave quickly!"

A few people came and went like the wind, they came and went quickly, and disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye. However, after searching for a long time, they couldn't find Xu Yan, not even a trace of clues. The group of people couldn't help being surprised.

"Where did this guy hide? Why is there no clue at all? Is he really so powerful and has a higher level of detection than us?"

"Even if he is a master of anti-reconnaissance, he shouldn't leave no clues. I'm afraid we're going in the wrong direction!"

"There are our people everywhere. Carry out a carpet search. There can be no omissions, unless he can fly into the sky and escape from the ground..."

"It's that car, he must have gotten into that car!"

"No, a group of us came out in full force. With that kid's disposition, he would definitely go to steal the camp and attack the squadron leader!"

"Go back quickly!"

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(End of this chapter)