hilarious soldier king

Chapter 367 Get him!

The night is as cold as water, and all sounds are silent.

The rookie dormitory was quiet, the rookies were fast asleep, and there were slight snoring sounds from many dormitories, unaware that a raid was coming silently.

The dormitory where Xu Yan lived was also in the same situation. Although Xu Yan had anticipated this situation and set up vigils, he couldn't resist the pig-like teammates.

Luo Yifei took Xu Yan's shift and replaced him to watch the night. He sat on the stool and watched for a while. Seeing that there was nothing unusual, he relaxed his spirit, thinking that nothing was wrong, so he closed his eyes and meditated silently.

It's okay if you don't close your eyes, but when you close your eyes, the drowsiness begins to wreak havoc again, and your consciousness gradually blurs, and you actually fell asleep, so you didn't hear any movement outside at all, and didn't know that the special forces team members were closing in nicely. Throw tear gas and surprise them.

Click!

The door was pushed open from the outside.

Luo Yifei fell asleep sitting on the stool, and didn't hear any movement, but Xu Yan on the bed, who had just climbed into bed and was not fully asleep, heard the movement.

When he heard the movement, he twisted his body, but he didn't pay attention to it. He thought it was Luo Yifei's movement, and he was going to sleep again!

But the next moment, he was disturbed again, because accompanied by the sound of opening the door, there was a crisp sound, something rolled into the dormitory, followed by a spicy smell, which suddenly filled the nostrils.

"Mule!" Xu Yan whispered.

But he didn't get a response, he immediately knew something was wrong, sat up in a jerk, stared at the place where the sound came from, and in the hazy darkness, he saw Luo Yifei sitting on a stool with his head bowed and motionless, while there was no movement at his feet. In the distance, a dark thing is emitting smoke...

The smoke spread extremely fast, and it took the surrounding space into it in the blink of an eye, and spread out at an even faster speed, almost covering Luo Yifei.

What was even more frightening was that as the smoke spread, an extremely pungent and unpleasant smell spread throughout the room, making his nose sore and uncomfortable.

"Tear gas!"

In an instant, Xu Yan realized that it was the special forces team members who brought in the tear gas.

"This bastard, let him keep watch at night and let me sleep, let's see how I deal with him!" Xu Yan had such a thought in his mind, he didn't even have the time to stare at Luo Yifei, and he yelled directly: "Get up, the enemy is attacking!"

"Enemy attack! Don't sleep! Get up!"

Xu Yan yelled, jumped off the bed, put on his shoes and was about to deal with the tear gas bomb, but found that the tear gas bomb had already been covered by thick smoke, and Luo Yifei was also covered by it.

"Ahem, what's going on!" Luo Yifei coughed, awakened by tear gas bombs and Xu Yan's cry.

Cough!

Coughing sounded one after another, Jiang Danian, Zhang Sheng and everyone else woke up. Seeing the smoky and pungent smell covering the whole room, many people asked in surprise, "What's going on?"

"Enemy attack, the enemy threw tear gas bombs into the room, everyone, get up, don't panic, put on your equipment, and rush out!" Xu Yan greeted again, put on his own equipment, jumped to the door of the room, and pulled it open. He walked through the door and was the first to rush out coughing.

Cough!

Everyone coughed and rushed out of the room one after another. Xu Yan and the others who rushed out in front were okay, while those who rushed out behind, and Luo Yifei who was directly surrounded by tear gas bombs, coughed loudly and tears flowed out.

"There is an enemy attack!"

"Oh my god, what is this? It's so spicy!"

"It's tear gas, everyone rush out!"

Exclamations sounded one after another, and coughing echoed in each dormitory. They didn't expect that there would be a sneak attack at night, and they didn't arrange a vigil. They were caught off guard, and it was considered a disaster.

A series of hurried figures rushed out of the dormitory, howling ghosts and wolves. Many people knelt directly on the open space in front of the dormitory, coughing with tears from their noses.

Those rookies in Xu Yan's dormitory felt that they were miserable enough at first, but when they saw the people behind them, they realized how lucky they were and others. The eyes they looked at Xu Yan suddenly changed, and they were secretly grateful for their dormitory. There are promises, otherwise the fun will be great this time.

"Xu Yan, it's thanks to you this time, otherwise we might suffer a big loss!" A roommate said sincerely.

It's okay if they don't mention this, Xu Yan gets angry when he mentions this, he walked up to Luo Yifei, gave him a sinister look, and said: "Comrade Luo Yifei, this time is really thanks to you!"

A group of roommates went in without knowing it, thinking that Luo Yifei had discovered the enemy attack, and each of them praised: "Mule, thanks to you this time!"

Luo Yifei's family knew about his family affairs, knew that he didn't do anything, and even dereliction of duty. Hearing Xu Yan's bad tone, he felt a little uneasy, and said vaguely: "Actually, it's all thanks to Xu Yan, and I didn't do anything."

"Mule, I can't tell you're quite modest!"

"That's right, if you buy a donkey and don't ride it, what are you holding (modestly) for?"

"Xu Yan predicted the enemy's attack first, and he wanted to remember the first merit, but when you found someone attacking the enemy, the credit is not small, and the second merit is indispensable."

A group of people said with a smile, and some people even stepped forward to pat him on the shoulder to express their kindness.

Luo Yifei looked embarrassed, and wanted to explain, but didn't know how to speak, and said vaguely: "Everyone takes turns to watch the night, and everyone deserves credit. I...I'm fine!"

After saying this, Luo Yifei stole a look at Xu Yan, but saw that his face was as gloomy as water, staring at him viciously, he couldn't help shrinking his neck, not daring to speak.

He was silent here, but Xu Yan broke out and shouted at him: "It's okay, you still have the face to say, the agreed to take turns to watch the night, is it difficult for everyone to endure 15 minutes, and you actually let me sleep!"

"I haven't slept yet, I just squinted for a while!" Luo Yifei shrank his neck and distinguished in a low voice.

"Snooze for a while!" Xu Yan sneered and asked, "Then do you know that if I hadn't happened to be asleep yet, our fate would be no different from theirs."

"Isn't there you? I also fully trust you, so I just squinted for a while... And aren't we okay?" Luo Yifei salivated and said, with a fawning expression on his face.

"Don't give me that hippie smile, this time it's tear gas, but if it's on the battlefield and the enemy throws grenades, we'll all be buried with you for squinting for a while!"

"Isn't this training? If it's on the battlefield, I'm sure I'll work hard."

Hearing the conversation between the two, a group of dormmates finally understood, glared at Luo Yifei angrily, and shouted: "Fuck, Luo Yifei, you actually slept during the night watch, it's too much!"

"You are seriously dereliction of duty, you are not taking our safety seriously!"

"It's useless for me to praise him before, waste brother's expression, give me back the previous praise!"

"Fuck him!"

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(End of this chapter)