hilarious soldier king

Chapter 4 Where to Fuck

At eight or nine o'clock in the morning, the warm sun shone down, dispelling the last trace of chill.

In front of the wolf regiment's gate, a young boy's figure dragged for a long time in the sun. It was Xu Yan. He stood close to the cordon, salivating and talking to the sentinel not far ahead.

"Squad leader, give me a chance."

"Squad leader, I just want to enter the army, please accommodate me and let me in."

"Aren't you still angry with me? Yes, I admit that I was wrong before. I shouldn't deceive you and cause you to be criticized, but I really don't have any malicious intentions. The starting point is also to enter the army and become like you. The same heroes, defending the country and serving the people... You are the soldiers of the Chinese People's Liberation Army, the cutest group of people in the world, your mind is as broad as the sea, you will definitely not be as knowledgeable as me, right?"

Xu Yan chattered endlessly, and would move two steps forward from time to time, trying to cross the cordon, but despite his eloquence, he couldn't impress the sentry at all. The two kept staring at him, and every time they saw him step over If he is outside the cordon, he will go forward without hesitation, or simply raise his gun to warn him to leave the cordon.

"Squad leader, don't be so ruthless."

Xu Yan had just been forced to retreat at gunpoint, and after a few minutes of being honest, he salivated and approached again.

The sentry who had negotiated with Xu Yan before rolled his eyes helplessly, walked down from the sentry post, and drove Xu Yan out again. This time he did not leave immediately, but spoke helplessly.

"It's useless for you to entangle us. We can't let you in. We can understand your idea of ​​being a soldier, but please understand our difficulties. If we let you in, we will be punished... Recruiting soldiers this year The deadline has passed, if you really want to be a soldier, then come back next year." This was the first time the sentinel spoke to Xu Yan after he was kicked out of the army.

In the past three days, they have been stalked by Xu Yan. This guy is a rogue. It's very annoying, but not annoying, which is why Xu Yan has been pestering him endlessly, but he was not forcibly expelled.

As soon as he heard the sentinel talk to him, Xu Yan regained his energy immediately, took his hand and said gratefully, "Squad leader, I knew you were cold-faced and warm-hearted, and you are the most lovely and respectable person in the world..."

After some sugar-coated shells, the sentinel was not stunned. The latter was a little impatient and wanted to touch the gun again. Xu Yan hurriedly let go of him, patted his chest and said, "Squad leader, this is the end of the story. If I continue to pester you You guys, that would be too unreasonable."

Facing the suspicious gaze of the sentinel, Xu Yan's expression changed, and he said pitifully, "But, I really want to join the army, squad leader, you have stayed here for a long time, and you have a lot of friends, so you must know more than me. There is no good way, just give me some pointers..."

"You have to find the chief!" The sentinel left behind a sentence and walked away.

"Thank you, monitor, but you see that I'm not familiar with the place where I live, and I don't know which leader is easy to talk to. Why don't you mention something to me later... If you don't speak up, I'll take it as your agreement... Thank you, monitor, you are such a good person! "

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Sunrise and sunset.

In the blink of an eye, another two days passed.

Early in the morning, Xu Yan came to the gate of the army, saw two familiar sentries, he stepped forward to say hello.

"Two monitors, good morning!"

"Squad leader, are you tired of standing guard all day?"

"Squad leader, it's boring to stand like this, let's talk!"

"Squad leader, when will Company Commander Tang Jue Tang come? Can he really enlist me?"

Xu Yan's chattering made the two sentries secretly annoyed. The sentry on the left frowned and shouted in a low voice: "Shut up, if you talk again, I won't help you."

Hearing this, Xu Yan quickly raised his hands and said, "Don't, squad leader, you don't want me to talk, I just don't want to talk, please don't refuse to help, turn around and Company Commander Tang Jue is here, you must remind me..."

Under the sharp eyes of the two sentries, the voice behind Xu Yan became lower and lower, and he waited silently.

In five or six days, Xu Yan, relying on his indomitable spirit and sharp tongue, gradually became familiar with the two sentries, and also got some information about the troops from them, knowing that he was stalking at the gate of the troops. It's useless to fight badly, you have to get the head's nod to enter the army, don't worry about the commander Zhong Ding, but Tang Jue, the first reconnaissance company commander, is a good breakthrough.

Tang Jue, the commander of the reconnaissance company of the Wild Wolf Regiment, has excellent military quality. He has led the reconnaissance company many times and won the rankings in the team competitions, brigade competitions and even military competitions. The privilege of exceptionally recruiting talents, even after the recruitment period, as long as you have extraordinary talent and expertise, as long as you can get his approval, you can still enter the army.

After being quiet for a while, Xu Yan couldn't help but say again, "Squad leader, when will Company Commander Tang arrive? Will he really let me join the army? What's his personality like? Does he get along well? Does he have any special hobbies? Do he like people? Flattering..."

The two sentries saw the black lines on their foreheads, and the sentry on the left raised his eyebrows, and was about to tell Xu Yan to shut up, when a military jeep came galloping up, the sentry raised his eyebrows, and said in a low voice, "Commander Tang Here we come", and then he looked at his nose, nose and heart, standing upright like a sculpture, as if it wasn't him who spoke just now.

The jeep slowed down and stopped in front of the army gate. Xu Yan leaned over quickly and said, "Hello, Lieutenant Tang, I have something to ask you, can I talk to you?"

Tang Jue looked through the car window, saw Xu Yan's face clearly, and was stunned for a moment. Like Captain Zhong, he also felt that Xu Yan's face was very familiar, but he also couldn't remember where he met him.

Tang Jue got off the car, and the two walked a few steps to the open space beside the army gate. Tang Jue stopped and asked, "Who are you and what do you want from me?"

"My name is Xu Yan. I'm here to introduce myself. I want to join the army." Xu Yan didn't beat around the bush, but directly stated his purpose.

Hearing Xu Yan's words, Tang Jue frowned slightly, "This year's recruiting period has passed, if you want to join the army, come back next year."

"I just didn't want to wait until next year, so I came to you. You have a special recruitment quota, and you can recruit some outstanding talents." Xu Yan paused, patted his chest and said, "I am the outstanding person you are looking for." Talent, and it's better than everyone you're looking for."

"You are quite arrogant!"

Tang Jue stared at Xu Yan with piercing eyes, like knives and swords, as if they had the power to penetrate people's hearts, making people feel inexplicable oppression.

Xu Yan looked at him without showing any weakness, and was not affected by his aura at all, and corrected his words, "This is self-confidence!"

"I really want to know what makes you so confident." Xu Yan's unruly attitude aroused Tang Jue's interest. He looked at his watch and said, "I'll give you a minute to convince me!"

"I am in good physical condition, with an IQ of [-], and my eloquence is not hindered. I am born to be a soldier." Xu Yan told his strengths. Seeing that Tang Jue was unmoved, he rolled his eyes, Said: "Commander Tang, I wonder if you have heard of me?"

Facing Tang Jue's suspicious gaze, Xu Yan chuckled and said, "It's because I pretended to be the nephew of Captain Zhong."

"Other things, you don't know if I tell you, but this one is different. It happened in the army. You should have heard of it. It's enough to prove my ingenuity."

Ingenuity!

After hearing Xu Yan's words, Tang Jue was dumbfounded.

The army is so big, Tang Jue would not have heard about Xu Yan pretending to be the nephew of the head of the regiment, but he was surprised when he heard about it. Proof of ingenuity.

Pretending to be someone else's nephew was found out, and he was not ashamed but proud. This is too shameless. What about his morals? Where did his morals go?

"Do you think this matter is worth showing off?" Tang Jue asked back.

"Of course... I don't think so." Xu Yan paused for a moment, then changed the topic: "However, when looking at things one-sidedly, it should be multi-faceted. Although this matter is wrong from some aspects, it can also be reflected from the side. Out of my wit, isn't it?"

"What is the most important thing in the 21st century? Talent! I was able to go through layers of guards, enter the army, and talk face-to-face with Commander Zhong. In the army, you can become an excellent scout..."

Xu Yan talked eloquently, Tang Jue's complexion changed, and he was indeed a little moved. Although what Xu Yan said was crooked, it was not unreasonable, but this guy's shameless face was really annoying, so he looked at the time again. , interrupted Xu Yan impatiently, "It's time, unfortunately, you failed to convince me."

What Xu Yan said came to an abrupt end. Seeing Tang Jue turn around and leave, he hurriedly followed and said, "Company commander, don't go. Listen to me. This is just one of my specialties. I haven't said anything about my real specialty yet." Woolen cloth…"

"If your specialty is such shameless sophistry, I don't think you will be able to enter the army. What our army needs are iron-blooded soldiers, men with perseverance, passion, ideals, sacrifices, and dedication. It's not someone like you who plays tricks with a little cleverness!"

After Tang Jue finished speaking, he also got in front of the jeep, got in the car, turned on the ignition, and left.

Xu Yan was stunned for a moment, and instead of being disappointed, he beat the snake and raised his voice on the stick and shouted: "Thank you, company commander, for your point, I will prove it to you, I am not only a good talker, but also a person with perseverance." There are real men who persist, have passion, have ideals, and are willing to sacrifice and dedicate themselves!"

(End of this chapter)