hilarious soldier king

Chapter 657 Sorry, The One I Love Is Her!

Faced with the pressure of the two, Xu Yan had no choice but to choose a compromise. He bought three tickets for each of the romance and action movies. Although Zhong Ming and Zhang Lan were not satisfied with this, they did not say anything more. What.

Seeing that the two stopped for a while, Xu Yan secretly wiped off a cold sweat, but even though the hurdle of buying tickets had passed, he did not dare to relax in the slightest. The tickets were bought, but getting in was also a big problem, and the two girls would definitely get in. Different screening halls, how will he be separated by himself?

In fact, just as he was worried, when entering the arena, Zhong Ming and Zhang Lan looked at him at the same time, and the meaning in their eyes was clear, that is, let him enter the arena with him.

"God, please help me!"

Xu Yan secretly groaned in his heart, in this situation, all he could think of was urinating.

Covering his lower abdomen with his hands, Xu Yan said with a bitter face, "Well, I don't feel well in my stomach, I have to go to the bathroom first, you go first, and wait until I come out to find you."

Xu Yan left as if fleeing, squatting in the bathroom for more than ten minutes, and then walked out with a guilty conscience, but saw that Zhong Ming and Zhang Lan were both at the ticket gate, and they didn't intend to enter, and they were waiting for him.

"Well, I seem to have a bad stomach, I have to go to the bathroom again..."

Hung back to the bathroom again, Xu Yan stood in the corner and smiled wryly.

In the following time, Zhong Ming and Zhang Lan kept arguing, and any trivial matter could cause the two of them to argue, which made Xu Yan feel pain and happiness.

Of course, the two women are not blindly arguing, and they are better than treating Xu Yan, such as pouring water for him, or cooking for him, but this is undoubtedly more terrifying. Can you imagine two kitchen killers, wanting Xu Yan at the same time? Is it the case that I cook dark dishes for him and have to finish both?

In this case, more than half a month passed in the blink of an eye.

On this day, Luo Yifei, Jiang Danian, Zhang Sheng and other comrades-in-arms came to visit him.

Because of the presence of outsiders, Zhong Ming and Zhang Lan can be said to have given Xu Yan enough face, making Luo Yifei and others envious.

While Zhong Ming and Zhang Lan were busy, Luo Yifei poked Xu Yan and said in a low voice, "Okay, you have subdued the two beauties, and you are in the rhythm of marrying both of them back home."

Upon hearing this, Xu Yan couldn't help shivering, "Stop mentioning it, I'm so worried now."

"What are you worrying about? Worrying about not having enough power in your waist?"

"You don't know the blessings in the blessings. Zhong Ming and Zhang Lan are two great beauties. If you can get either, you can secretly enjoy yourself. Now that you have taken both of them, you are still not satisfied. Let us do it this way." How do you live as a single dog, the boat of friendship is about to capsize."

While a few people were chatting, Zhong Ming came over with a fruit plate and said, "Have you had breakfast? I made porridge, let's eat some together."

Hearing that she was cooking porridge again, Xu Yan's face changed suddenly.

Luo Yifei and the others didn't know Zhong Ming's culinary skills, and said with great interest: "You can cook, so we have to try it out."

Zhong Ming went to work, Luo Yifei and the others pulled Xu Yan and asked, "Xu Yan, I am getting more and more jealous of you now. There are not many beautiful women who can cook now. Zhong Ming and Zhang Lan are so beautiful, they can still cook." meal."

"By the way, how are their cooking skills? Is the food delicious?"

Xu Yan took a deep breath and said sincerely, "I advise you to leave now, otherwise you will doubt your life after eating the food they cook."

"It's so awesome, then we really have to try it out." Luo Yifei said, not paying attention to Xu Yan's reminder at all.

While talking, Zhong Ming came over with a bowl of porridge and asked, "What are you talking about?"

"Mule heard that you cook porridge and said he wants to drink more." Xu Yan said.

"Really?" Zhong Ming said happily, and looked at Luo Yifei.

"Of course." Luo Yifei patted his chest.

"Okay, I'll serve you more later." Zhong Ming said happily.

"dinner's ready."

Zhong Ming greeted, and with Luo Yifei's expectation and thanks, he filled a bowl full for him, followed by Jiang Danian, Zhang Sheng and Xu Yan.

After finishing the meal, Zhong Ming sat next to Xu Yan and urged everyone, "Why don't you eat, eat quickly."

"Okay!" Luo Yifei quickly responded, looking at the corn porridge in the bowl, but his complexion began to turn bitter. From the appearance of the porridge, all he could see was two words—want to die!
Holding the spoon with his fingers, he stirred it subconsciously. Luo Yifei and the others looked at Xu Yan at the same time, and saw him stirring the spoon for a while. mouth.

"How is it? Is it good?" Zhong Ming asked when Xu Yan took a sip.

"Very good." Xu Yan smiled.

"That's good. I'm afraid you won't like it. If it tastes good, drink more." Zhong Ming breathed a sigh of relief.

Xu Yan nodded, and continued to sip his head down. Seeing Xu Yan's appearance, Luo Yifei thought for a while, thinking that perhaps the corn porridge might not be as bad as imagined. into the mouth.

When the polenta entered his mouth, Luo Yifei frowned, and an indescribable taste came, and it rushed through his internal organs quickly, making him have an urge to spit it out immediately...

"How is it, does it suit your appetite?" Seeing Luo Yifei also drank it, Zhong Ming asked.

Luo Yifei took a deep breath, swallowed the corn porridge with great perseverance, and said with a strong face, "It's...not bad..."

"That's good. Drink more if it tastes good. The four of you must finish drinking it today." Zhong Ming said happily.

One sentence made Luo Yifei's eyes widen, and he wanted to die.

Have you ever tried drinking polenta which is the same as drinking syrup and honey, have you tried drinking polenta to taste the taste of life?

Now Luo Yifei has tried it. I don’t know how much sugar is put in this corn porridge. The bottom is almost congealed into syrup. It is no longer cooking, but a realm.

Of course, Luo Yifei considers himself an ordinary person in this kind of state, and he can't enjoy it. One sip is already torture. If he drank it all, thinking about it would make him shudder.

"It tastes good, you should try it too." Luo Yifei said to Jiang Danian and Zhang Sheng with a sinister smile.

Although the two knew that what they said was not true, but under Zhong Ming's gaze, they could only grit their teeth and drink it. After taking a sip of the soup, their expressions became more exciting.

Of course, what was even more exciting was that after drinking Zhong Ming's corn porridge, Zhang Lan's fresh fish soup was also served.

Originally, the three of them thought that the porridge cooked by Zhong Ming was the worst in their life, and it would be difficult to find something comparable to it in this life, but after tasting the fresh fish soup cooked by Zhang Lan, they tragically found that they were wrong. Well, Zhang Lan's fresh fish soup is not much better than Zhong Ming's porridge.

Gritting their teeth and finishing the soup, the three of them made excuses to leave, for fear that if there was any more porridge and soup, it would not be half-life, but the whole person would confess here.

Xu Yan followed behind to send a few people out, Luo Yifei covered his stomach with one hand, and patted Xu Yan's shoulder with the other, saying, "Brother, I sympathize with you!"

"If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? Give up your life to be benevolent. Admire me!"

"Make a decision early, it's not good for anyone to procrastinate like this!"

……

Xu Yan also knew that escaping was not the way to refuse, but he couldn't make up his mind until one day he received a phone call, and then he made up his mind.

Putting down the phone, Xu Yan took a deep breath, called Zhong Ming and said, "Zhong Ming, let's talk alone!"

Zhong Ming came to the appointed place, but saw Xu Yan standing not far in front of him watching the sunset. The sunset stretched his back very long. Looking at Xu Yan's bleak back, she felt inexplicable panic in her heart. A choice was made, and it might not work against her.

Sure enough, when she walked behind Xu Yan, he turned his head, looked at her and said, "I've thought about it for a long time these days, and I found out that the person I love is her..."

(End of this chapter)