hilarious soldier king

Chapter 70 Another Tragedy
"It's done, it's that simple!"

Xu Yan murmured dejectedly, and swaggered away from the scene of the crime.

Of course, this departure is not a proper departure, but hiding in the dark to observe. After tricking someone, if you can't see the other person's furious appearance, it is tantamount to walking in night.

He didn't take revenge on himself this time, but helped Luo Yifei get back his position. He wouldn't naively think that if he stuffed Zhong Ming's exhaust pipe, and then went back and told Luo Yifei, the latter would admit it, at least let the other party see it with his own eyes. Only when the other party arrives will he be convinced, so he stayed and waited in the dark like a hunter.

Fortunately, his luck was not bad. After only waiting for more than ten minutes, Zhong Ming walked out of the office building, got into the car and started ignition, as if he was about to leave.

Seeing this, Xu Yan didn't dare to be negligent, and ran away in a hurry. Although he also wanted to see Zhong Ming be furious, but there are more important things to do at present, that is to invite Luo Yifei to come over and let him come to check and accept results.

Xu Yan ran wildly all the way, entered the recruit company in a blink of an eye, one step was seven or eight steps, climbed up to the third floor in a blink of an eye, kicked open the door of the dormitory, swept his sharp eyes, and then fell straight on Luo Yifei, saying: "Mule, I helped you get back the place, you can fulfill your promise, help me to train for the New Year!"

"You said you've recovered the place, so you've got it back?" Luo Yifei rolled his eyelids, said something bluntly, stretched out his palm, and said, "Where's the evidence, here it is!"

"It's right in front of the office building. You can go and see it yourself, but don't blame me for not reminding you. You'd better hurry up. If you're late, you won't see a good show. Don't blame me for not helping you."

Luo Yifei was stunned for a moment, thinking that Xu Yan was fooling himself, but seeing his swearing, it seemed that something was true, so he didn't feel a little tempted, and said: "I believe you just once, I hope you didn't lie to me!"

When Luo Yifei left, the dormitory broke into a pot and made a noise. Everyone surrounded Xu Yan and asked questions.

"Xu Yan, you won't really help the mule get back the place!"

"Xu Yan, you really provoked that beautiful officer. That's a bit too bold. I heard that she is a member of the Longya Special Forces Brigade. She is very powerful, and she is also the daughter of the head of the group. Offending her must be No good fruit to eat!"

"Chief's daughter, hey, didn't Xu Yan say before that he is the son-in-law of the regiment commander? This beautiful military officer must be his fiancée!"

"Xu Yan, you're pretty lucky. That beautiful officer is a top-notch beauty, with that figure and appearance..."

Several people said a few words, then quickly changed the topic to Zhong Ming's identity, and some people compared it with Xu Yan's lie, and then the eyes of a group of people looking at him suddenly changed, and the circles around their eyes almost turned green. It's so exciting. When everyone was single, he actually had such a beautiful fiancée. It's really infuriating!

"Xu Yan, should we go over and see the excitement?" Zhao Chunlei suggested.

"Let the mule go and see it by itself. There are too many people going, and I'm afraid she will get angry." Xu Yan explained casually, and then said: "Let's not talk about this, didn't everyone talk about women just now, continue!"

"Xu Yan, you brat is showing off, right?" Everyone stared at Xu Yan unkindly, and if he didn't explain clearly, they would step forward to clean up his posture.

"How come, men, don't all love this mouthful!" Xu Yan said with a smile, and brought up a new topic, "When you meet a beautiful woman, where is the first thing you look at?"

This topic has aroused the unanimous attention of the majority of the public. Everyone's attention was instantly diverted, regardless of Luo Yifei's affairs, and they joined the discussion one after another, expressing their opinions.

"At first glance, of course, look at the thighs. As the saying goes, look at the thighs if they are beautiful."

"What's so good about the thighs? If you want me to say it's the face, if the face is not beautiful, you will feel sick to your stomach when you look at it. No matter how good your figure is, you won't be in the mood to look at it."

"Look at the chest, it's good to be a woman!"

When it came to this topic, everyone was so excited, they had everything they wanted to say, such as body shape, face, thighs, breasts... There are different opinions.

The more everyone discussed, the more heated it became. They actually got into an argument, and the scene suddenly became chaotic. Xu Yan clapped his hands and said, "Everyone, calm down, no matter what you see at first glance, there is no problem. Personal preferences are different, and the focus is natural." It's different, everyone seeks common ground while reserving differences, there is no need to quarrel over this, let's come one by one and see everyone's preferences and personalities."

Hearing what Xu Yan said, everyone immediately fell silent. Zhao Chunlei was the first to speak, and said, "I'll come first. If you want me to tell you, the first thing you look at is breasts. A woman with big breasts is not only attractive to the eyes, but also beautiful." It's convenient for breastfeeding, hehe!"

After Zhao Chunlei finished speaking, everyone burst into laughter. Xu Yan nodded, looked at Yuan Guoqing, and said, "Principal, what about you, where did you first see a woman?"

"This is not necessarily true. It depends on where she is exposed, and where she is exposed!"

Yuan Guoqing said slyly, his words attracted everyone's attention, they were amazed by his answer, and everyone gave a thumbs up in admiration.

Everyone talked for a while, and each expressed their opinions, saying that they had everything to look at, but Xu Yan hadn't expressed their opinions yet, and a group of people looked at him one after another, asking: "Xu Yan, we've already said it, what about you, what about you?" What part of a woman do you see first?"

"Look at your eyes!" Xu Yan said seriously.

"Eye?"

"That's right, the eyes, the body is just a stinky skin. No matter how beautiful you are, you will end up being nothing more than a pink skull. Only what is inside can last forever. Eyes are the windows to the soul. From a person's eyes, we can see her personality." In my heart..." The corners of Xu Yan's lips curled up, and the words came out infinitely pretentious.

As soon as this remark came out, there was no doubt that it aroused boos from the crowd.

"Cut, it's just you who still have inner meaning. According to me, your eyes are good, but it's not for the inner meaning, but to see if she pays attention to you. If she doesn't pay attention to you, you can look at it unscrupulously. What figure, The face, the breasts, the legs... don't let go!"

"That's right, it must be so..."

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Here, Xu Yan and the others were discussing in full swing, while Luo Yifei had already arrived in front of the office building.

Out of prudence, he didn't get too close, but hid in the dark and quietly looked over there, but saw that Zhong Ming kept turning on the ignition, but the car didn't start for a long time, which seemed to be a problem.

"Could it be that Xu Yan broke her car?" Luo Yifei's eyes flickered, and he couldn't help but secretly speculate.

Seems to be what he thought, after Zhong Ming struggled a few times, seeing that the car still couldn't start, she got out of the car again and checked carefully. Soon she found the problem, and her pretty face darkened suddenly.

"Who did this!" roared angrily, and Zhong Ming panted heavily, glancing around with gloomy eyes, as if trying to find out the perpetrator.

When Luo Yifei saw this, his heart skipped a beat, and he quickly shrank his neck, ready to run away, but it was already too late, Zhong Ming had already seen him, cast his gaze like a falcon, to the outside of where he was, and shouted: "Come out!"

(End of this chapter)