hilarious soldier king

Chapter 73

Nima!

Seeing the figure reflected on the back of the car, Xu Yan's heart skipped a beat, his head went numb with a bang, the smirk on his face froze, and his body stiffened instantly.

Xu Yan complained so much that he didn't dare to turn his head. Through the reflection on the buttocks of the car, he secretly observed Zhong Ming's expression. There was a chill, and a voice in my heart shouted, "Oops, I'm going to die, I was discovered."

If an ordinary person encountered such a situation, he would definitely be terrified and at a loss, even sitting down on the ground, just like Luo Yifei before, but what kind of person is Xu Yan? After the initial panic, he quickly calmed down.

Pretending not to notice Zhong Ming, he tightened the dead branch in his hand, and continued to stretch into the exhaust pipe. Of course, this time it was definitely not to continue poking in, but to scrape the soil out of the exhaust pipe.

Behind Xu Yan, Zhong Ming sneered silently. She had keen observation skills. Although Xu Yan concealed it well, the body stiffness at that moment before had not escaped her eyes. She naturally knew that Xu Yan must have discovered that she was about to She jumped out to clean him up, but suddenly she saw him take out the exhaust pipe, which made her froze, and immediately curled her lips into a sneer.

"It's only after being caught that I know how to be afraid, and only then do I know how to dig out, thinking that I can escape this way, this idea is too naive, let's see how I deal with you this time!"

Here, Zhong Ming's eyes flickered, and countless ways to deal with Xu Yan flashed through her mind one by one. The more she thought about it, the more excited she became. I got you!"

Ah!
Xu Yan let out a low cry, turned around pretendingly, pretended to have just seen her, stopped what he was doing, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said, "Chief, it's you, why are you here?"

"If I wasn't here, how could I have caught you." Zhong Ming snorted lightly, and said triumphantly, "I never thought I would be here, so I'm not afraid to tell you the truth. It's your comrade-in-arms' idea to let me wait here."

After catching Xu Yan, Luo Yifei's chess piece is useless. She said it without hesitation, and she was very happy to see Xu Yan go to trouble Luo Yifei, anyway. The two of them don't have a good thing, so let them bite the dog later!
"This guy betrayed me!" Xu Yan's teeth were itching with hatred, but he didn't show it on his mouth, but pretended to be puzzled: "Chief, what are you doing now? You don't think I plugged the exhaust pipe, did you?" ?”

"Isn't it?" Zhong Ming asked back, caught Xu Yanxing, she was not busy cleaning him up, but wanted to see what he had to say.

"Of course not. How could it be me? I just passed by here and saw that the exhaust pipe of this car was filled with mud. I thought the owner of the car must be in a hurry, so I helped to take it out." Xu Yan opened his eyes. Talking nonsense, telling a lie is the same as the truth.

"Are you so kind?" Zhong Ming pouted with disdain.

"Hey, I can't help it. People are kind, and I don't want to make things difficult for others. When I think that the owner of the car won't turn on the ignition, I can't help but want to help. If kindness is a disease, then I'm probably dying of it. , I don’t know if I will be cured in this life!”

Zhong Ming wouldn't believe even a single punctuation mark in Xu Yan's words, but she didn't mind playing with him when the winning ticket was in her hands. After a cat catches a mouse, doesn't it always play first, and wait until it gets tired of playing? Did she just bite it off after that? She is going to do the same now.

"You didn't stuff it, so who did it?" Zhong Ming asked intentionally.

"I don't know about that either. When I came here, the exhaust pipe was blocked by someone, and I didn't see who blocked it." Xu Yan swore, shaking his head while talking: "Which second uncle did it?" Yes, how can it be so damaged, it is too much to actually plug someone else's exhaust pipe, it should not be!"

Which second uncle did it?
Hearing this sentence, Zhong Ming became furious, and didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, so he shouted directly: "Xu Yan, stop pretending to be crazy!"

"What are you pretending to be crazy and stupid?" Xu Yan asked, and then said with a bitter face: "Chief, I really didn't plug the exhaust pipe, you really misunderstood me!"

Without giving Zhong Ming a chance to speak, Xu Yan uttered a series of words, "Chief, I was just passing by and came forward to help when I saw that the exhaust pipe was blocked by someone. You must investigate clearly and pay me back. One is innocent, otherwise I will be wronged. The matter is small, and people in the cold world have big concerns, who will dare to do good deeds in the future!"

Seeing Zhong Ming sneering in disbelief, she seemed to want to tell the difference, Xu Yan would not give her this chance, and continued to fool around, "Chief, don't think I am alarmist, this matter is to put it mildly, it is wronging a kind-hearted young man. His life had a very big impact. Let me ask you: he did good deeds, but he was misunderstood and wronged in the end. If he encounters a similar situation in the future, will he still stand out? That will affect the values ​​of a generation, just like helping the elderly, because there are always some things in the society that help the elderly are blackmailed, which leads to many people running away from such things, fearing to get angry, This is the decline of social morality, this is the tragedy of an era..."

Xu Yan talked eloquently, changed the subject by changing the subject, and elevated a trivial matter to the level of values ​​and social morality. The appearance of a philosopher who worries about the country and the people.

Chi Chi!

Zhong Ming gasped heavily, staring at Xu Yan with fiery eyes, once again shocked by his shameless face, a voice roared in his heart, how could he be so shameless, how could he be so shameless!

Seeing that his words became more and more outrageous, Zhong Mingfeng's eyes widened and she sternly shouted: "Shut up!"

"Chief, you can tell me to shut up, but it's hard to stop the people in the world!" Xu Yan sighed, "The mouth of the people is better than the mouth of the Sichuan!"

"It's reasonable to plug my exhaust pipe, isn't it?" Zhong Ming was so angry that he wished he could take him down immediately, but seeing him look dead like "cleaning himself", it's hard to do it immediately , suppressed his anger and said: "I don't want to admit it, I have evidence for you to admit it."

Zhong Ming took out the camera from his body, dug out the photos he had taken before, presented them in front of Xu Yan, and said, "I knew you wouldn't be so honest. You took the photos a long time ago. Now that you have stolen them, I think you're still How to say!"

Xu Yan took the camera and looked up at it intently, and saw on the camera that he was sticking out his buttocks, holding dirt in one hand and dead branches in the other, as if he was about to stuff it into the exhaust pipe, which made his face change suddenly...

(End of this chapter)