hilarious soldier king
Chapter 8
Chapter 8
Xu Yan followed Tang Jue into the army. The recruits were training, and loud slogans were heard everywhere. The three of them walked through most of the army and came to a relatively secluded training ground.
Xu Yan looked intently, but saw some veterans were exercising, some were climbing rope ladders, some were playing on the parallel bars, some were hitting sandbags, some were practicing grappling, some were throwing grenades. Someone doing obstacle course...
Seeing Tang Jue lead the others to appear, a group of people looked sideways, and their scrutiny eyes fell on Xu Yan. Someone ran over to say hello, "Company Commander, we have brought a newcomer to test again!"
Tang Jue nodded, stopped on the side of the training field, pointed forward, and said to Xu Yan: "Look, what are you best at, choose one out!"
Mo Wenyuan looked at it with great interest, knowing that the company commander was going to give the rookie another blow. This is a necessary course for every test. Ask the rookie what he is best at, and then beat him in the field he is best at, so that he can understand There are hidden dragons and crouching tigers in the army, and he still has a lot to learn.
"Climbing rope ladders, parallel bars, fighting, throwing grenades, crossing obstacles..." Xu Yan said all the items that he could see in front of him, and then said with infinite pretense: "I am good at all of these!"
Tang Jue raised his brows and said, "Choose one thing you are best at, and then choose a random competition among these people around you. Today I will teach you a lesson, so that you can understand the difference between you and a real soldier." What a difference."
"Choose what I'm best at? Are you sure?" Xu Yan played with taste.
"Sure, let's choose!" Tang Jue said.
Xu Yan stretched out his index finger, slowly swayed it a few times, and pretended to say, "Why force me, why bother..."
Seeing him pretending, Tang Jue said impatiently: "Don't worry about it, choose quickly, or get out of here."
"Since you insist on my choice, I can't hide it anymore. Compared with physical sports such as running and fighting, I am better at strategy, and what I am best at is-quarreling and cursing."
Xu Yan jumped back, looked at the eagle and looked at the wolf, and looked at the veterans surrounding him, and said to Tang Jue: "Today, I will let you all experience the real strength of the King of Fighting in my seventh school, let them go together! "
Unsurprisingly, Zhang Yang's words caused a commotion.
"Who is this kid? The toad yawned loudly."
"Too arrogant!"
Everyone talked and glared at him.
"This kid, you really dare to say it!" Mo Wenyuan was dumbfounded at first, then shook his head and said happily: "Do you like to quarrel and swear?"
"It's not that I like to fight and scold people, it's that many people like to be scolded by me." Xu Yan said something stinky, then rolled up his sleeves, and said domineeringly: "Come on, let's go together!"
Fearing that the world would not be chaotic, Mo Wenyuan turned around and asked Tang Jue, "Commander, do you want to find someone who can fight well to frustrate this kid's prestige?"
"Nonsense, this kid is ignorant, are you ignorant too?" Tang Jue cast a black line on his forehead, gave Mo Wenyuan a blank look, and then shouted at Xu Yan: "If you talk nonsense again, just get the hell out of here!"
Xu Yan shrank his neck and muttered, "You asked me to choose..."
"I asked you to choose a physical activity that you can see in front of you." Tang Jue growled, his blood pressure began to rise, and he was more angry than ever when facing Xu Yan.
"Then make it clear!" Xu Yan retorted in a low voice, seeing Tang Jue's eyes spitting fire, as if he was about to explode again, he straightened his face and said, "In terms of physical fitness, I don't care, I'm pretty good at it, you can arrange it. "
"Then fight!" Tang Jue made a final decision, turning around and shouting, "Liu Wei!"
"Here!" A big veteran trotted forward.
"Give this newcomer a gesture and show off the majesty of a soldier. If you can't defeat him within a minute, then give me a ten-kilometer cross-country!" Tang Jue ordered, and then said to Xu Yan: "What I said, you also I heard that, if you persist for one minute under Liu Wei, you will pass the first test, if you can't persist, you will get out of here."
When Tang Jue was talking, Xu Yan was secretly looking at Liu Wei, and found that this person was taller than himself, at 1.8 meters [-], full of tendons, full of explosive power, like a strong calf, He knew that his skills were extraordinary, which made him feel awe-inspiring. Although he was quite confident in his own strength, he didn't dare to be careless. After all, this battle was related to whether he could enter the army, and there was absolutely no room for loss.
Turning his eyeballs, Xu Yanji took his heart, gulped his saliva on purpose, and said to Tang Jue with a bitter face: "Company commander, you don't want me to fight him, how can I beat him so strong?"
"Aren't you very confident? Didn't you say that you are the talent I need, better than all the people I have selected in the past? Where is this confidence now?" Tang Jue said with a soft snort.
"Confidence is self-confidence, but you see how strong he is..." Xu Yan pursed his lips and discussed: "Commander, why don't you shorten the time a little bit, 1 minute is too long, I will definitely not be able to support it, or else How about half a minute?"
Tang Jue gave him a sideways glance, didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, and announced the start directly.
Liu Wei clenched his fists together, his knuckles cracked, and he stepped forward eagerly, his contemptuous gaze swept over Xu Yan's face, and he didn't pay attention to him at all.
"Company commander, let Liu Wei play..." Mo Wenyuan worried. Liu Wei's fighting strength is one of the best in the entire reconnaissance company. broken.
Tang Jue raised his palm, interrupted Mo Wenyuan's words, and said directly to Liu Wei: "Liu Wei, what are the ink stains, do it quickly."
"Yes!" Liu Wei replied, striding towards Xu Yan.
"Squad leader, you are so tall and mighty, you can tell you are a master of fighting at a glance. I am afraid that there are not many people in the whole regiment who are your opponents. You must be merciful and give me a way to survive..." Xu Yan salivated and said, taking a step Step back.
"This kid is really cowardly." Mo Wenyuan covered his face, his face was hot, and there was a feeling of inhumanity, it was in vain that he was so optimistic about him before, and he still stood up for him in front of the leader, but in the end...
Tang Jue's eyes flickered, and he instinctively told him that Xu Yan might be playing tricks again. Seeing Liu Wei's contempt, he couldn't help but remind him, "Liu Wei, be careful."
"Don't worry, Captain." Liu Wei said nonchalantly, stepped forward, stretched out his big hand, and grabbed Xu Yan.
Xu Yan retreated pretending to be flustered, and when Liu Wei's palm was about to grab him, the gleam in his eyes flickered, his back steps paused, his toes touched the ground, his figure suddenly rushed forward, and he punched forward , struck towards Liu Wei's face like lightning.
Liu Wei was taken aback, and hastily stretched out his arms to block Xu Yan's fist. Before he had time to rejoice, he felt a pain in his crotch, and was kicked on the crotch by Xu Yan's pussy leg.
This time, from Xu Yan showing weakness to the enemy, to lightning-like sneak attack, Liu Wei retreated in the blink of an eye, covered his crotch with his hands, and jumped up, grinning.
The crowd was silent for a moment, only the sound of Liu Wei covering his crotch, bouncing on the spot, and the clucking sound like a hen laying eggs in his mouth echoed in the field...
(End of this chapter)
Xu Yan followed Tang Jue into the army. The recruits were training, and loud slogans were heard everywhere. The three of them walked through most of the army and came to a relatively secluded training ground.
Xu Yan looked intently, but saw some veterans were exercising, some were climbing rope ladders, some were playing on the parallel bars, some were hitting sandbags, some were practicing grappling, some were throwing grenades. Someone doing obstacle course...
Seeing Tang Jue lead the others to appear, a group of people looked sideways, and their scrutiny eyes fell on Xu Yan. Someone ran over to say hello, "Company Commander, we have brought a newcomer to test again!"
Tang Jue nodded, stopped on the side of the training field, pointed forward, and said to Xu Yan: "Look, what are you best at, choose one out!"
Mo Wenyuan looked at it with great interest, knowing that the company commander was going to give the rookie another blow. This is a necessary course for every test. Ask the rookie what he is best at, and then beat him in the field he is best at, so that he can understand There are hidden dragons and crouching tigers in the army, and he still has a lot to learn.
"Climbing rope ladders, parallel bars, fighting, throwing grenades, crossing obstacles..." Xu Yan said all the items that he could see in front of him, and then said with infinite pretense: "I am good at all of these!"
Tang Jue raised his brows and said, "Choose one thing you are best at, and then choose a random competition among these people around you. Today I will teach you a lesson, so that you can understand the difference between you and a real soldier." What a difference."
"Choose what I'm best at? Are you sure?" Xu Yan played with taste.
"Sure, let's choose!" Tang Jue said.
Xu Yan stretched out his index finger, slowly swayed it a few times, and pretended to say, "Why force me, why bother..."
Seeing him pretending, Tang Jue said impatiently: "Don't worry about it, choose quickly, or get out of here."
"Since you insist on my choice, I can't hide it anymore. Compared with physical sports such as running and fighting, I am better at strategy, and what I am best at is-quarreling and cursing."
Xu Yan jumped back, looked at the eagle and looked at the wolf, and looked at the veterans surrounding him, and said to Tang Jue: "Today, I will let you all experience the real strength of the King of Fighting in my seventh school, let them go together! "
Unsurprisingly, Zhang Yang's words caused a commotion.
"Who is this kid? The toad yawned loudly."
"Too arrogant!"
Everyone talked and glared at him.
"This kid, you really dare to say it!" Mo Wenyuan was dumbfounded at first, then shook his head and said happily: "Do you like to quarrel and swear?"
"It's not that I like to fight and scold people, it's that many people like to be scolded by me." Xu Yan said something stinky, then rolled up his sleeves, and said domineeringly: "Come on, let's go together!"
Fearing that the world would not be chaotic, Mo Wenyuan turned around and asked Tang Jue, "Commander, do you want to find someone who can fight well to frustrate this kid's prestige?"
"Nonsense, this kid is ignorant, are you ignorant too?" Tang Jue cast a black line on his forehead, gave Mo Wenyuan a blank look, and then shouted at Xu Yan: "If you talk nonsense again, just get the hell out of here!"
Xu Yan shrank his neck and muttered, "You asked me to choose..."
"I asked you to choose a physical activity that you can see in front of you." Tang Jue growled, his blood pressure began to rise, and he was more angry than ever when facing Xu Yan.
"Then make it clear!" Xu Yan retorted in a low voice, seeing Tang Jue's eyes spitting fire, as if he was about to explode again, he straightened his face and said, "In terms of physical fitness, I don't care, I'm pretty good at it, you can arrange it. "
"Then fight!" Tang Jue made a final decision, turning around and shouting, "Liu Wei!"
"Here!" A big veteran trotted forward.
"Give this newcomer a gesture and show off the majesty of a soldier. If you can't defeat him within a minute, then give me a ten-kilometer cross-country!" Tang Jue ordered, and then said to Xu Yan: "What I said, you also I heard that, if you persist for one minute under Liu Wei, you will pass the first test, if you can't persist, you will get out of here."
When Tang Jue was talking, Xu Yan was secretly looking at Liu Wei, and found that this person was taller than himself, at 1.8 meters [-], full of tendons, full of explosive power, like a strong calf, He knew that his skills were extraordinary, which made him feel awe-inspiring. Although he was quite confident in his own strength, he didn't dare to be careless. After all, this battle was related to whether he could enter the army, and there was absolutely no room for loss.
Turning his eyeballs, Xu Yanji took his heart, gulped his saliva on purpose, and said to Tang Jue with a bitter face: "Company commander, you don't want me to fight him, how can I beat him so strong?"
"Aren't you very confident? Didn't you say that you are the talent I need, better than all the people I have selected in the past? Where is this confidence now?" Tang Jue said with a soft snort.
"Confidence is self-confidence, but you see how strong he is..." Xu Yan pursed his lips and discussed: "Commander, why don't you shorten the time a little bit, 1 minute is too long, I will definitely not be able to support it, or else How about half a minute?"
Tang Jue gave him a sideways glance, didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, and announced the start directly.
Liu Wei clenched his fists together, his knuckles cracked, and he stepped forward eagerly, his contemptuous gaze swept over Xu Yan's face, and he didn't pay attention to him at all.
"Company commander, let Liu Wei play..." Mo Wenyuan worried. Liu Wei's fighting strength is one of the best in the entire reconnaissance company. broken.
Tang Jue raised his palm, interrupted Mo Wenyuan's words, and said directly to Liu Wei: "Liu Wei, what are the ink stains, do it quickly."
"Yes!" Liu Wei replied, striding towards Xu Yan.
"Squad leader, you are so tall and mighty, you can tell you are a master of fighting at a glance. I am afraid that there are not many people in the whole regiment who are your opponents. You must be merciful and give me a way to survive..." Xu Yan salivated and said, taking a step Step back.
"This kid is really cowardly." Mo Wenyuan covered his face, his face was hot, and there was a feeling of inhumanity, it was in vain that he was so optimistic about him before, and he still stood up for him in front of the leader, but in the end...
Tang Jue's eyes flickered, and he instinctively told him that Xu Yan might be playing tricks again. Seeing Liu Wei's contempt, he couldn't help but remind him, "Liu Wei, be careful."
"Don't worry, Captain." Liu Wei said nonchalantly, stepped forward, stretched out his big hand, and grabbed Xu Yan.
Xu Yan retreated pretending to be flustered, and when Liu Wei's palm was about to grab him, the gleam in his eyes flickered, his back steps paused, his toes touched the ground, his figure suddenly rushed forward, and he punched forward , struck towards Liu Wei's face like lightning.
Liu Wei was taken aback, and hastily stretched out his arms to block Xu Yan's fist. Before he had time to rejoice, he felt a pain in his crotch, and was kicked on the crotch by Xu Yan's pussy leg.
This time, from Xu Yan showing weakness to the enemy, to lightning-like sneak attack, Liu Wei retreated in the blink of an eye, covered his crotch with his hands, and jumped up, grinning.
The crowd was silent for a moment, only the sound of Liu Wei covering his crotch, bouncing on the spot, and the clucking sound like a hen laying eggs in his mouth echoed in the field...
(End of this chapter)
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