hilarious soldier king

chapter 93

Yuan Guoqing panted heavily, and stared at Xu Yan angrily. He wanted to, but would he dare?
Thinking about it with his elbows, he also knows that if he refuses now, there must be a storm waiting for him. Even if Xu Yan won't pick thirteen games in a row like he did when he picked up the duty company, he might pick seven or eight. Ten or so games are indispensable. Then how will he deal with the squad leader?Are you still in communication?

Therefore, even though he knew that Xu Yan was cheating, he had no choice but to agree, and gritted his teeth and squeezed out his teeth, "Fuck you!"

He agreed sullenly on one side, but Xu Yan on the other side refused to let him go. Seeing his displeasure, he deliberately said: "Principal, I think you don't seem to be happy, if you don't, forget it. Brother can never let you be wronged!"

Hearing this, Yuan Guoqing felt like spurting blood. He took a deep breath, tried hard to suppress the urge to explode, and said through gritted teeth: "How could I not be happy, I am very happy."

"Really, your complexion is not very good, and you don't have a smile at all." Xu Yan raised his nose and raised his eyes.

Yuan Guoqing didn't want to offend him, so he tried his best to smile, indicating that he was not unhappy.But even so, Xu Yan still refused to give up, and continued: "Your smile is so fake, it's dry and not sincere at all!"

puff!

Luo Yifei and the others on the side couldn't help laughing, and looked at Yuan Guoqing sympathetically, and they deserved to be unlucky to meet Xu Yan who was so careless and got cheap and good-looking goods.

Being persecuted by Xu Yan again and again, even Yuan Guoqing couldn't bear it even if he had a good temper. He stared at Xu Yan, blushed and said rudely: "Xu Yan, don't push yourself too hard, it's a big deal. Take two shots."

Xu Yan is obviously well versed in the principles of guerrilla warfare, and has flexibly used it in conversations. When the enemy advances, we retreat. Are you kidding, as for making such a big fuss, twenty meals, that's the deal!"

Yuan Guoqing didn't really want to get angry, but he was forced to be anxious by Xu Yan. Seeing him retreating now, of course he wouldn't foolishly confront him, and said in a muffled voice, "Now you can go!"

"Not yet." Xu Yan shook his head.

"I promised to treat you to twenty meals, what else do you want?" Yuan Guoqing raised his eyebrows, and his anger began to rise again.

"Don't be nervous, just listen to me." Xu Yan reassured, and then explained: "Everyone knows that I am here to challenge, if I leave here without doing anything, I will lose face later!"

Seeing that Yuan Guoqing was in a hurry again, Xu Yan went on to say, "Don't worry, after eating your meal, I won't embarrass you. We won't compare physical fitness shooting. It's better than something else. How about it, you Call everyone out, let me say a few words casually, let's go through the motions, and I will withdraw!"

Yuan Guoqing was skeptical, but he was under the roof, so he could only choose to believe him, and called out the people from the communication company as he said.

When everyone came out, Xu Yan said: "A few days ago, I was a little tired of challenging physical shooting or something. Today, let's play something special, which is better than tongue twisters. I will say a few tongue twisters, and all of you will count them in." , if there is one person who can keep up with my speed, you will win!"

Seeing that everyone agreed, Xu Yan coughed, and said in a soft voice: "The blackened black ash chemical fertilizer ash will volatilize and become black gray flowers will fly back; gray and black fertilizer will volatilize black ash and become flying flowers turned to ashes."

"What is this, I don't know what you're talking about!" The person in the communication company was unhappy, he didn't even know what to say, how could he follow me!

"Then I'll write these words on the ground!" Xu Yan said, wrote these words on the ground, waited silently for more than half a minute for everyone to read, reminded everyone, and started talking again.

"Blackened black ash chemical fertilizer ash will volatilize and turn gray black into black gray flowers will fly back; grayed gray black fertilizer will volatilize black ash and turn black ash into flying flowers and turn into ash..."

Xu Yan said it three times in a row, and each time was faster than the first time. At the first time, some people could follow most of the sentences, but at the second time, only a few people who chatted with each other could follow the short half of the sentence. After the third time At the time, his speed had been fully improved, and he spoke continuously, faster than when ordinary people quarreled. Even the communication could not keep up with a single word, leaving them stunned.

There was no suspense in the end, Xu Yan won again.

When everyone was dumbfounded, Xu Yan walked up to Yuan Guoqing, first said in a low voice, "Principal, remember your promise, twenty meals", then patted him on the shoulder and said loudly: "Principal, I'm leaving!" Now, come and play with me when you have time, let's have dinner together!"

Xu Yan and his entourage rushed away, coming and going quickly, a challenge was over in a short time, leaving only the stunned communication company and Yuan Guoqing who was looking up at the sky at 45 degrees, speechless.

The monitor of the second class came to Yuan Guoqing's side and praised: "Not bad, it's not a small face."

Yuan Guoqing took a deep look at him, instead of the joy of being praised, he felt the sadness of the balls. Does this mean that he has face? It is obviously that twenty meals have face, okay?
But facing the monitor's admiring gaze, can he say this?Obviously not, so he could only knock down his teeth and swallow blood, nodded perfunctorily, and said against his will: "It's okay, we played well when we were in the recruit company, and the relationship is very strong!"

When he said this, his eyes were red, and he wanted to cry!
……

Xu Yan picked up the communication company with a tongue twister!
The news was quickly spread throughout the wolf regiment, and the remaining companies once again had an urgent discussion.

"Xu Yan chose the communication company, and our company is probably the next one. What should we do? Our company doesn't have Xu Yan's comrades in arms, so he might not give face?"

"If it was before this incident, I would have been quite worried, but now I am not worried at all, because Xu Yan challenged the communication company with a tongue twister!"

"What's the matter with the tongue twister? Can anyone of us keep up with his speaking speed?"

"I can't keep up! But who stipulated that there must be a tongue twister, why can't you sing, dance or even do other things if you can match the tongue twister? If you open this hole, it will be difficult to close it!"

"That's right, with this precedent, then we can avoid his best military skills and compare with him in terms of literary and artistic life, haha, this time he is shooting himself in the foot!"

"Hurry up, count the strengths of each class, let's make a total!"

For a while, all the companies took action one after another, and everyone wanted to talk about their specialties, such as singing, dancing, playing basketball, playing chess, good memory, etc., were reported one after another, and what was even more amazing was that some people actually said that they could eat , will scold people...

The whole wild wolf group is in chaos!

(End of this chapter)