Rebirth of the beauty of the peasant girl

Chapter 10 What did you use to wipe your butt in ancient times?
She picked up the kicked platycodon root and spread it on the mat to dry again, then brought another yellow root in the basket, and said to Yushu with a smile: "Sister Yushu, do you see, this is a treasure , eating can give you infinite strength..."

Yushu timidly hid in Liu Yaoping's arms, biting a finger, "Sister Niuniu, is it true?"

Liu Qingluo said firmly: "Of course it is true. After eating this treasure, not only can you grow taller, but you can also ride a horse! Come here, we are half of us, and we will no longer be afraid of being bullied after eating this treasure!"

"Bring it to me!" Liu Yingjun snatched the root from Liu Qingluo's hand, and said triumphantly, "You two worthless stinky girls, what are you doing eating this treasure? It's almost the same for me!"

Liu Qingluo became anxious, and shouted: "What are you doing stealing from me, give it back to me, that's what I want to eat!"

"I won't give it to you! Fat girl!"

Liu Yingjun rubbed the root on his clothes, put it in his mouth and took a big bite.

"Puff..." He spit it out in one mouthful, his face wrinkled like a chrysanthemum, and roared, "What kind of baby is this, why is it so bitter?"

Liu Qingluo rolled her eyes and said with disgust: "Do you think everyone can eat a baby? If you don't have the guts to eat it, give it back to me, sister Yushu and I will eat it!"

Liu Yingjun immediately felt that he was being looked down upon, closed his eyes angrily, and became ruthless, he ate the whole root...

Liu Yaoping at the door was dumbfounded.

She also smelled that stem when she was scraping the skin, it was so bitter, Liu Yingjun actually ate the whole one?
"Fat girl, I've eaten all of it now, how about it?" With a bitter face, Liu Yingjun rushed to the well to scoop up a ladle of water, poured it down, felt that the bitterness had been diluted, and ran back She proudly showed off to Liu Qingluo.

"Well, you are so powerful!" Liu Qingluo glanced at him, turned around and squatted on the ground, and continued to play with her platycodon roots.

"Fat girl..." Liu Yingjun felt a pain in his stomach just as he was about to come over to scold her for those roots. He hurriedly clutched his stomach and rushed into the toilet outside the yard.

After a stick of incense, Liu Yingjun's roar came from outside, "Mom! Bring the paper!"

The second aunt Chen, who was teaching her daughter how to do needlework in the house, lost face when she heard the voice, walked to the gate, and said angrily, "What is the name of the blue sky and white sun? Just pick two grass leaves and wipe them. If you want to waste paper?" Ah, don’t you know that those are all for your father’s writing!”

Liu Qingluo in the yard secretly laughed when she heard this.

After she came, she knew that pens, inks, papers and inkstones are precious things for the peasants, and they are rarely willing to use paper for the toilet. Most of them use leaves and grass. !

Thinking of the hard tiles and bamboo, she felt a chill down her back.

She knew that only her second uncle Liu Ping'an had paper in the Liu family, so she sneaked into their room long ago when no one was paying attention, took a stack of rice paper back, hid it under the straw mat, and used it slowly...

The rice paper is soft and absorbent, not inferior to the toilet paper she used to use...

After a long while, Liu Yingjun came back refreshed, with his hands behind his back, still squinting at people, seeing those rhizomes of Liu Qingluo, he wanted to come over again...

But before he could take two steps, there was a rumbling sound in his stomach, his expression changed, he hugged his stomach, bent over, and rushed out...

Liu Qingluo grinned, tidied up the roots happily, and hummed softly in her mouth: "My little friend, you can't eat things from strangers. If you insist on eating, I will make you suffer..."

What she gave Liu Yingjun was not platycodon or baby, but a herbal medicine called Gansui that she accidentally discovered in the morning.

The rhizome of this herb is very similar to Platycodon grandiflorum. If Liu Qingluo is not familiar with medical books and can identify herbs, she will really be deceived.

Kansui can excrete water and expel swelling after medicinal use. It is a delicious medicine, but as the saying goes, the medicine is three-part poisonous. If a person who is not sick takes medicine indiscriminately, he will definitely suffer from some problems.

For example, the root that Liu Yingjun ate was not too much, but he was not an adult after all, and he drank cold well water, so he overcorrected and started to have diarrhea...

Liu Qingluo just wanted to teach this kid a lesson and not let him bother her, so she only ate half a stick, pulled it four or five times in the afternoon, and it would be fine in the evening.

In the afternoon, when the whole family was eating together, Liu Yingjun walked in with a smell all over his body, his feet fluttered, smelling the aroma of the food, his eyes were green, like a wolf who saw the food...

"Emma, ​​what does this smell like?" Fourth Aunt Zhang covered her nose with a handkerchief, and said disgustedly, "Is there a stray dog ​​coming into the yard?"

Of course, the rest of the people also smelled it, but as Liu Yingjun got closer and closer, the smell became stronger and stronger, and everyone's eyes naturally focused on him.

"Brother Jun!"

Mrs. Liu frowned and called him to stop, leaned close to him and smelled it, and said angrily, "Why do you smell so bad, did you dig out the bird's nest and dump the cesspit again?!"

At this time, Liu Yingjun only had eyes on the few pancakes and a plate of stir-fried vegetables on the table. He ignored Mrs. Liu, just sat on the table, and reached for the pancakes to eat.

"Snapped!"

Mrs. Chen knocked off his hand with chopsticks, grabbed his ear, and cursed, "Didn't you hear what your grandma was talking to you? Why do you smell so bad, ah?"

Liu Yingjun shouted angrily: "When I was cleaning in the toilet in the afternoon, I asked you to give me paper, but you didn't take it, and now you think I stink!"

"Didn't I tell you to use grass leaves?"

"Then I pulled it several times, and I picked up all the leaves on the ground!" Liu Yingjun said angrily.

Chen's eyes widened: "So, you didn't wipe your butt?"

At this time, Liu Wenquan, who has always been taciturn, said leisurely: "Brother Jun didn't just wipe it, he pulled his pants down in the last trip. I just heard him tell Uncle Wu's Erya."

Chen's face turned dark all of a sudden.

Everyone at the table, including Mrs. Liu and Mrs. Liu, thought that his crotch was full of Mi Tiangong, and all of them had painful expressions on their faces...

The Chen family has always regarded itself as the wife of a future official, and they think they are more decent and well-behaved than the other families.I have always been proud of my sons and daughters, who are better than the honest son and the fat daughter of the elders.

But at this time, Liu Yingjun came to the dinner table to eat with a crotch... Who can bear it?

"Unfilial son, unfilial son..." Liu Ping'an, a scholar, shook his head with a look of resentment.

So Liu Yingjun was forcibly pulled out to wash up...

The rest of the people would not wait for him, the whole family started to eat, Liu Qingluo was drinking porridge with a bowl, saw a plate of fried minced meat on the table, and stretched out her chopsticks to pick it up, but was stopped by the old lady Liu.

"Meat is precious now, Niuniu, you are so fat, don't eat it, save it for your beautiful sister and brother Jun." Mrs. Liu gave half of the dishes to Liu Siping, and the rest to the second uncle's family. before……

(End of this chapter)