Chapter 956 It's Nice to Have a Woman
It was very early in the morning, and he and the widow Wang smelled of alcohol and stayed in the same room with disheveled clothes. What would they think if they were seen by others?
The panic on Yu Shui's face appeared in the eyes of Widow Wang, and she felt a little hurtful.
But she didn't say anything, she just said calmly: "Go out, I'll go home when you leave and no one sees you."
Yu Shui's face immediately burned badly, and he said in a low voice, "That, that's fine... You, you, pay attention to safety..."
"Pfft!"
Widow Wang smiled, "I live next door, what's so safe about it? Don't worry, I won't let others see it. Even if I see it, I'll take the bottle of vinegar and say I'm here to borrow vinegar."
"Okay...Okay." Yu Shui relieved a little, put on his clothes quickly, and rushed out.
He You was already waiting impatiently outside, and was about to open the door to go in, but was startled when he saw him running out suddenly.
"What are you doing in the house?"
"It's nothing, sleep, overslept..." Yu Shui panicked.
"Really?" He You looked at him suspiciously, and frowned, "Why are you hurt and smell like alcohol? What did you do last night?"
Yu Shui pulled him away from the door of his house, and asked with some guilt: "I'll talk about this later, what do you want from me?"
He You snorted, and hurriedly said, "I'm looking for you to saw wood. Anyway, it's the fishing moratorium, so if you're idle, you'll be idle. Find something to do and earn pocket money."
"Saw wood?" Yu Shui nodded, "Whose job is it, building a house?"
He You smiled and said, "It's my family's job, otherwise I can be the master and you come?"
Yu Shui was very surprised: "Why is your family building a house again? The current one is not enough to live in? And your brother is getting married too?"
He You shook his head: "Not at all. When did I say I started building a house? It was shipbuilding. My father started it."
Yu Shui was even more surprised: "What do you do with boat building? Doesn't your family have a fishing boat? It's quite new."
"This... I'm not too clear." He You smiled awkwardly, "Look at what my parents mean, they want to take advantage of some money to get a boat at home, and use it as a dowry gift for Xiao Er's wife in the future .”
"Oh..." Yu Shui nodded, understanding.
He was envious.
"You are so lucky, your parents are in good health, and you can help with your marriage... Hey."
"You, don't think about it so much." He You patted him on the shoulder and comforted him, "Actually, there is nothing wrong with living a free life by yourself. Marry a daughter-in-law at home and be a bodhisattva." Let’s take care of everything, what’s the point?”
Yu Shui curled his lips: "You are a full man who doesn't know how hungry a man is hungry! Don't take advantage of me in front of me and act like a good boy... Let me ask you, how many times have you and Xiaoyu...been kind to each other at night?"
He winked at He You.
He You punched him with a fist: "Stop talking nonsense, I won't let Xiaoyu hear me!"
"Tsk tsk, it's different for people who marry a wife."
"Why, do you want a woman too?" He You joked, "You should find one too."
Yu Shui sighed: "It's not that you don't know my situation, and you still say this..."
He You smiled and said, "I know, actually, I think there is someone in the village who is a perfect match for you."
"Who?"
"The one who lives next door to you." He You said, "Although she's a little older than you, she knows how to serve others. You beat your wife, she beats your husband. Aren't you two a good match?"
"No matter how fucking stupid you are, I'll beat you to death!"
Yu Shui pretended to be angry, but his heart was a little confused.
He thought of the scene when he woke up in the morning.
Soft body, warm touch.
It's nice to feel like a woman...
It's a pity that I don't remember what I drank last night...
He was a little annoyed.
"What are you thinking, kid?" He You pushed him, "Your face is sulky, aren't you really thinking about that pretty widow?"
"Stop talking nonsense!" Yu Shui quickly changed the topic and asked, "How big is your boat?"
"Look for yourself." He You pointed.
Yu Shui looked up, and it turned out that they had reached the dock by the sea without knowing it.
The boats of Haizao Village basically come out from here.
There are already a dozen people gathered here.
Yu Shui was a little surprised: "Why did you invite so many people? How big is this boat?"
He You shook his head: "I don't know either, let's go. You can find out after you have a look."
At this moment, Village Chief He also came, and said with a smile: "Everyone is here, so let's go inside first. This time, we will mainly let the uncle of our He family preside over it, and you all just listen to him."
Everyone nodded and walked into the dock together. An old man was already squatting on a high wooden plank, looking down with a picture in his hand.
"Uncle." Village head He came forward to greet him.
Uncle He nodded and frowned, "Your boat is not big, so you don't need so many people."
Village head He apologized and said with a smile: "This... I just want to build it quickly."
"Is that so anxious?"
"That's right. Isn't this the sacrifice ceremony for Empress Sea God in a few days? I just want to get it done before then and go propose marriage to Xiaoer."
"Yo, have you already taken a fancy to someone?"
"Hehe, yes... Let's watch first." Village Chief He was afraid that he would continue to ask, so he hurriedly said, "Then let's start quickly?"
Uncle He is a steady person, he shook his head and said, "Don't worry, I'll think about the keel again..."
Village head He said anxiously: "No need, this is the blueprint of my boat last time, you just do it as it is."
"OK then."
After all, he is the owner of the ship, and everything must be obeyed by him.
Uncle He didn't tell the difference anymore, he called everyone to him and gave orders in an orderly manner.
He You and Yu Shui were assigned to saw wood on the hanging board.
Without saying a word, they jumped up in a few moments.
After working for a while, Yu Shui covered his stomach: "Oh, I'm a little hungry..."
"I knew you didn't eat it." He You proudly took out two steamed buns with mixed noodles from his body and threw them to him, "Eat something first, and my mother and Xiaoyu will bring food over at noon."
"Thank you brother." Yu Shui took it and stuffed it into his mouth hungrily.
He You smiled and lowered his head to measure the size with a white cotton thread.
"Uh uh—" Yu Shui suddenly made a strange noise.
As soon as He You looked up, he saw that his face was red from being choked, and hurriedly stepped forward to pat him on the back to help him calm down.
Unexpectedly, it was useless to pat, Yu Shui was choked so hard that he couldn't breathe, and kept belching.
He You was a little scared, and quickly yelled at the people around: "Who brought the water?"
Everyone looked up and saw that Yu Shui's choked face was purple, and they all started to frighten, saying in a hurry: "I didn't bring water, take him to the beach to fill some sea water!"
"Yep!"
He You pulled Yu Shui and jumped off the hanging board, then ran towards the sea.
(End of this chapter)
It was very early in the morning, and he and the widow Wang smelled of alcohol and stayed in the same room with disheveled clothes. What would they think if they were seen by others?
The panic on Yu Shui's face appeared in the eyes of Widow Wang, and she felt a little hurtful.
But she didn't say anything, she just said calmly: "Go out, I'll go home when you leave and no one sees you."
Yu Shui's face immediately burned badly, and he said in a low voice, "That, that's fine... You, you, pay attention to safety..."
"Pfft!"
Widow Wang smiled, "I live next door, what's so safe about it? Don't worry, I won't let others see it. Even if I see it, I'll take the bottle of vinegar and say I'm here to borrow vinegar."
"Okay...Okay." Yu Shui relieved a little, put on his clothes quickly, and rushed out.
He You was already waiting impatiently outside, and was about to open the door to go in, but was startled when he saw him running out suddenly.
"What are you doing in the house?"
"It's nothing, sleep, overslept..." Yu Shui panicked.
"Really?" He You looked at him suspiciously, and frowned, "Why are you hurt and smell like alcohol? What did you do last night?"
Yu Shui pulled him away from the door of his house, and asked with some guilt: "I'll talk about this later, what do you want from me?"
He You snorted, and hurriedly said, "I'm looking for you to saw wood. Anyway, it's the fishing moratorium, so if you're idle, you'll be idle. Find something to do and earn pocket money."
"Saw wood?" Yu Shui nodded, "Whose job is it, building a house?"
He You smiled and said, "It's my family's job, otherwise I can be the master and you come?"
Yu Shui was very surprised: "Why is your family building a house again? The current one is not enough to live in? And your brother is getting married too?"
He You shook his head: "Not at all. When did I say I started building a house? It was shipbuilding. My father started it."
Yu Shui was even more surprised: "What do you do with boat building? Doesn't your family have a fishing boat? It's quite new."
"This... I'm not too clear." He You smiled awkwardly, "Look at what my parents mean, they want to take advantage of some money to get a boat at home, and use it as a dowry gift for Xiao Er's wife in the future .”
"Oh..." Yu Shui nodded, understanding.
He was envious.
"You are so lucky, your parents are in good health, and you can help with your marriage... Hey."
"You, don't think about it so much." He You patted him on the shoulder and comforted him, "Actually, there is nothing wrong with living a free life by yourself. Marry a daughter-in-law at home and be a bodhisattva." Let’s take care of everything, what’s the point?”
Yu Shui curled his lips: "You are a full man who doesn't know how hungry a man is hungry! Don't take advantage of me in front of me and act like a good boy... Let me ask you, how many times have you and Xiaoyu...been kind to each other at night?"
He winked at He You.
He You punched him with a fist: "Stop talking nonsense, I won't let Xiaoyu hear me!"
"Tsk tsk, it's different for people who marry a wife."
"Why, do you want a woman too?" He You joked, "You should find one too."
Yu Shui sighed: "It's not that you don't know my situation, and you still say this..."
He You smiled and said, "I know, actually, I think there is someone in the village who is a perfect match for you."
"Who?"
"The one who lives next door to you." He You said, "Although she's a little older than you, she knows how to serve others. You beat your wife, she beats your husband. Aren't you two a good match?"
"No matter how fucking stupid you are, I'll beat you to death!"
Yu Shui pretended to be angry, but his heart was a little confused.
He thought of the scene when he woke up in the morning.
Soft body, warm touch.
It's nice to feel like a woman...
It's a pity that I don't remember what I drank last night...
He was a little annoyed.
"What are you thinking, kid?" He You pushed him, "Your face is sulky, aren't you really thinking about that pretty widow?"
"Stop talking nonsense!" Yu Shui quickly changed the topic and asked, "How big is your boat?"
"Look for yourself." He You pointed.
Yu Shui looked up, and it turned out that they had reached the dock by the sea without knowing it.
The boats of Haizao Village basically come out from here.
There are already a dozen people gathered here.
Yu Shui was a little surprised: "Why did you invite so many people? How big is this boat?"
He You shook his head: "I don't know either, let's go. You can find out after you have a look."
At this moment, Village Chief He also came, and said with a smile: "Everyone is here, so let's go inside first. This time, we will mainly let the uncle of our He family preside over it, and you all just listen to him."
Everyone nodded and walked into the dock together. An old man was already squatting on a high wooden plank, looking down with a picture in his hand.
"Uncle." Village head He came forward to greet him.
Uncle He nodded and frowned, "Your boat is not big, so you don't need so many people."
Village head He apologized and said with a smile: "This... I just want to build it quickly."
"Is that so anxious?"
"That's right. Isn't this the sacrifice ceremony for Empress Sea God in a few days? I just want to get it done before then and go propose marriage to Xiaoer."
"Yo, have you already taken a fancy to someone?"
"Hehe, yes... Let's watch first." Village Chief He was afraid that he would continue to ask, so he hurriedly said, "Then let's start quickly?"
Uncle He is a steady person, he shook his head and said, "Don't worry, I'll think about the keel again..."
Village head He said anxiously: "No need, this is the blueprint of my boat last time, you just do it as it is."
"OK then."
After all, he is the owner of the ship, and everything must be obeyed by him.
Uncle He didn't tell the difference anymore, he called everyone to him and gave orders in an orderly manner.
He You and Yu Shui were assigned to saw wood on the hanging board.
Without saying a word, they jumped up in a few moments.
After working for a while, Yu Shui covered his stomach: "Oh, I'm a little hungry..."
"I knew you didn't eat it." He You proudly took out two steamed buns with mixed noodles from his body and threw them to him, "Eat something first, and my mother and Xiaoyu will bring food over at noon."
"Thank you brother." Yu Shui took it and stuffed it into his mouth hungrily.
He You smiled and lowered his head to measure the size with a white cotton thread.
"Uh uh—" Yu Shui suddenly made a strange noise.
As soon as He You looked up, he saw that his face was red from being choked, and hurriedly stepped forward to pat him on the back to help him calm down.
Unexpectedly, it was useless to pat, Yu Shui was choked so hard that he couldn't breathe, and kept belching.
He You was a little scared, and quickly yelled at the people around: "Who brought the water?"
Everyone looked up and saw that Yu Shui's choked face was purple, and they all started to frighten, saying in a hurry: "I didn't bring water, take him to the beach to fill some sea water!"
"Yep!"
He You pulled Yu Shui and jumped off the hanging board, then ran towards the sea.
(End of this chapter)
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