Chapter 181 Illiteracy is Terrible
Although such a request is completely unreasonable, but who makes someone the emperor?Not to mention treating wild boars, even if it is treating zombies, you have to follow suit, right?After all, the position of queen is not so easy to obtain.
Based on the emperor's various performances at the feast of flowers, everyone came to a bold guess, that is: the emperor especially loves wild boars.
This is a rather special hobby. Although they really hate wild boars, in order to leave a good impression on the emperor, no matter how much they hate them, they have to serve them like their own parents.
So, the girls who avoided the wild boar like a plague at the beginning immediately showed love and rushed to wipe the blood of the wild boar, wash it and heal it.
Zhao Yanrong suppressed the disgust in her heart, with a smile on her delicate face, holding her breath, she tried hard to wipe the dirty blood off the wild boar, but she rubbed too much powder on her body, and the wild boar sneezed uncontrollably , completely soiled Zhao Yanrong's fine attire, Zhao Yanrong wanted to cry without tears, the smile on her face was completely frozen, she couldn't help but glared at the wild boar viciously, the wild boar seemed to be very human, seeing that Zhao Yanrong dared to stare at it, it neighed and roared stand up.
Zhao Yanrong's legs went limp, and she fell down completely.
The moment she fell down, she fantasized in her heart that she was so beautiful, the emperor would definitely not have the heart to see her fall, and would definitely run over to help her, and she just fell into the arms of the emperor, making a great story through the ages. .
The fantasy is beautiful, but the reality is bloody. In the end, Zhao Yanrong fell on the dirty muddy ground, and her fine clothes were completely ruined.
After Zhao Yanrong fell, the happiest person was Zhang Liping.
You idiot, why do you apply so much face powder?Since ancient times, all tasteful emperors have liked a small, fresh, girly scent like her, which is the best magic weapon to attract men.The face powder was applied so thickly that it completely covered up the girl's unique body fragrance, what a waste of money.
Hey, illiteracy is terrible!
If it's just a glimpse, then a talented woman can't beat a beautiful woman no matter what. However, in various performance competitions, the advantages of a talented woman are highlighted.
Zhang Liping deserves to be recognized as a talented woman. In the competition of treating wild boars, she lived up to expectations and won the first prize.
Zhang Liping threw a smug smile at Zhao Yanrong, Zhao Yanrong was so angry that she gritted her teeth, wishing to tear Zhang Liping to pieces on the spot.
Hmph, so what about a talented woman!The most important thing for a man to find a woman is the so-called feeling. What does feeling rely on?It doesn't happen just by reciting a poem or making a painting, it depends on a pretty face and a proud figure.
Zhao Yanrong was so stimulated by Zhang Liping that she completely lost her mind. She adjusted the dress she had just changed, and came to Yeluchen with three steps.
"Your majesty, you and I have been childhood sweethearts since we were young. The emperor once promised Rong'er that he would make Rong'er a queen. Your majesty, you are not joking." Zhao Yanrong blinked her charming big eyes, and stood in Yeluchen's seat in what she thought was the most perfect posture. In front of him, the ability to talk nonsense is even worse than the courtiers present here.
So what about nonsense?Anyway, the emperor has lost his memory!What is said is not important, what is important is whether the speaker has the ability to charm the emperor, as long as the emperor is fascinated by her, then all the nonsense is true.
The girls present were all masters of house fighting, and they could see through such scheming at a glance, so they stood up one after another, and came to Yeluchen gracefully one by one, all looked at Yeluchen with deep affection, and all kinds of confessions sprung up, One is hotter than the other.
"Your Majesty, we once made a wish to the moon, hoping that we would never be separated in this life."
"Your majesty, you once promised that even if you could not marry Tweety as a queen, at least you would marry Tweety as a noble concubine. In fact, Tweety can give up all titles, as long as the emperor can stay by Tweety's side." Just fine."
"Your Majesty, Lian Er will not marry unless the Emperor does. If the Emperor does not want Lian Er, then Lian Er will become a nun."
The beauties from all walks of life have their own magical powers, and there are all kinds of opinions. The purpose is simple and clear, and I want the emperor to give me a name!
Zhang Liping is naturally not to be outdone, but as a talented woman, she still needs to have the restraint she should have. She didn't say shyly until everyone had finished speaking: "It doesn't matter what the emperor rewards, as long as it is rewarded by the emperor, Ping They will be kept as treasures."
The implication of Zhang Liping's words was very clear, it was aimed at Yeluchen's words just now.
The emperor's many rewards are naturally not ordinary rewards. Under such an atmosphere, everyone directly associates with the position of queen.
What Zhang Liping said is actually tantamount to implying that the position of the emperor and empress is mine, and no one can grab it!
Facing the siege of a large group of girls, Yeluchen was completely impatient. He overturned the table violently, scaring a group of beauties to flee like birds and beasts.
"Get lost!" Yeluchen roared and pulled out the sword from his waist, his cold aura was bloodthirsty and enchanting.
Damn woman, she actually played him like an idiot!
It is true that he has amnesia, but at least he still has right and wrong judgments.
If the original him was really so greedy for beauty, then the harem would have been overcrowded long ago, how could it be empty without a single person?
These damned women dare to deceive him!
"Where is Sun Bu?!" Yeluchen asked loudly.
"Your subordinate is here!" Sun Bu hurried out of the queue, waiting respectfully for Yeluchen to issue an order.
"Anyone who commits the crime of deceiving the emperor will be punished by death. Rewards should be rewarded, and punishments should be punished." Yeluchen howled immediately after saying this.
Those women were so frightened that they knelt down on the ground and shouted: "Your Majesty, please forgive me. Everything the little girl said is true and there is absolutely no falsehood."
"Anyone who dares to talk nonsense again will be punished by the Nine Clans!" Yeluchen snorted coldly, got up and was about to leave.
"Your Majesty, the little girl's reward..." Zhang Liping said expectantly.
It seems that she is the queen today!
Hearing this, Yeluchen pointed to the wild boars in the cage, and said with a generous face: "Those wild boars, take any one you like, or take them all away, and you will be rewarded!"
Wild boar
Everyone is messed up in the wind!
Your majesty, your reward is so...special!
Zhang Liping was stunned!
Is this the so-called reward?
She worked hard for a long time, suppressing vomiting, but in the end, she just brought a group of wild boars home?And these wild boars can't be killed and eaten, who dares to kill the live wild boars given by the emperor?It's not that the melon seeds on the head are too heavy!
Yeluchen completely ignored everyone's reaction, brushed off the dust on his body, and strode away.
It's not that he is cruel, these people must die!
The crime of bullying the king is originally a capital crime. Since these people have the courage to bully the king, they must be mentally prepared to be cut to pieces!If he is soft-hearted, then everyone will take advantage of his amnesia to deceive him, asking for this and that, then he doesn't have to do anything, and just dealing with these things every day is enough for him to be busy for a lifetime.
(End of this chapter)
Although such a request is completely unreasonable, but who makes someone the emperor?Not to mention treating wild boars, even if it is treating zombies, you have to follow suit, right?After all, the position of queen is not so easy to obtain.
Based on the emperor's various performances at the feast of flowers, everyone came to a bold guess, that is: the emperor especially loves wild boars.
This is a rather special hobby. Although they really hate wild boars, in order to leave a good impression on the emperor, no matter how much they hate them, they have to serve them like their own parents.
So, the girls who avoided the wild boar like a plague at the beginning immediately showed love and rushed to wipe the blood of the wild boar, wash it and heal it.
Zhao Yanrong suppressed the disgust in her heart, with a smile on her delicate face, holding her breath, she tried hard to wipe the dirty blood off the wild boar, but she rubbed too much powder on her body, and the wild boar sneezed uncontrollably , completely soiled Zhao Yanrong's fine attire, Zhao Yanrong wanted to cry without tears, the smile on her face was completely frozen, she couldn't help but glared at the wild boar viciously, the wild boar seemed to be very human, seeing that Zhao Yanrong dared to stare at it, it neighed and roared stand up.
Zhao Yanrong's legs went limp, and she fell down completely.
The moment she fell down, she fantasized in her heart that she was so beautiful, the emperor would definitely not have the heart to see her fall, and would definitely run over to help her, and she just fell into the arms of the emperor, making a great story through the ages. .
The fantasy is beautiful, but the reality is bloody. In the end, Zhao Yanrong fell on the dirty muddy ground, and her fine clothes were completely ruined.
After Zhao Yanrong fell, the happiest person was Zhang Liping.
You idiot, why do you apply so much face powder?Since ancient times, all tasteful emperors have liked a small, fresh, girly scent like her, which is the best magic weapon to attract men.The face powder was applied so thickly that it completely covered up the girl's unique body fragrance, what a waste of money.
Hey, illiteracy is terrible!
If it's just a glimpse, then a talented woman can't beat a beautiful woman no matter what. However, in various performance competitions, the advantages of a talented woman are highlighted.
Zhang Liping deserves to be recognized as a talented woman. In the competition of treating wild boars, she lived up to expectations and won the first prize.
Zhang Liping threw a smug smile at Zhao Yanrong, Zhao Yanrong was so angry that she gritted her teeth, wishing to tear Zhang Liping to pieces on the spot.
Hmph, so what about a talented woman!The most important thing for a man to find a woman is the so-called feeling. What does feeling rely on?It doesn't happen just by reciting a poem or making a painting, it depends on a pretty face and a proud figure.
Zhao Yanrong was so stimulated by Zhang Liping that she completely lost her mind. She adjusted the dress she had just changed, and came to Yeluchen with three steps.
"Your majesty, you and I have been childhood sweethearts since we were young. The emperor once promised Rong'er that he would make Rong'er a queen. Your majesty, you are not joking." Zhao Yanrong blinked her charming big eyes, and stood in Yeluchen's seat in what she thought was the most perfect posture. In front of him, the ability to talk nonsense is even worse than the courtiers present here.
So what about nonsense?Anyway, the emperor has lost his memory!What is said is not important, what is important is whether the speaker has the ability to charm the emperor, as long as the emperor is fascinated by her, then all the nonsense is true.
The girls present were all masters of house fighting, and they could see through such scheming at a glance, so they stood up one after another, and came to Yeluchen gracefully one by one, all looked at Yeluchen with deep affection, and all kinds of confessions sprung up, One is hotter than the other.
"Your Majesty, we once made a wish to the moon, hoping that we would never be separated in this life."
"Your majesty, you once promised that even if you could not marry Tweety as a queen, at least you would marry Tweety as a noble concubine. In fact, Tweety can give up all titles, as long as the emperor can stay by Tweety's side." Just fine."
"Your Majesty, Lian Er will not marry unless the Emperor does. If the Emperor does not want Lian Er, then Lian Er will become a nun."
The beauties from all walks of life have their own magical powers, and there are all kinds of opinions. The purpose is simple and clear, and I want the emperor to give me a name!
Zhang Liping is naturally not to be outdone, but as a talented woman, she still needs to have the restraint she should have. She didn't say shyly until everyone had finished speaking: "It doesn't matter what the emperor rewards, as long as it is rewarded by the emperor, Ping They will be kept as treasures."
The implication of Zhang Liping's words was very clear, it was aimed at Yeluchen's words just now.
The emperor's many rewards are naturally not ordinary rewards. Under such an atmosphere, everyone directly associates with the position of queen.
What Zhang Liping said is actually tantamount to implying that the position of the emperor and empress is mine, and no one can grab it!
Facing the siege of a large group of girls, Yeluchen was completely impatient. He overturned the table violently, scaring a group of beauties to flee like birds and beasts.
"Get lost!" Yeluchen roared and pulled out the sword from his waist, his cold aura was bloodthirsty and enchanting.
Damn woman, she actually played him like an idiot!
It is true that he has amnesia, but at least he still has right and wrong judgments.
If the original him was really so greedy for beauty, then the harem would have been overcrowded long ago, how could it be empty without a single person?
These damned women dare to deceive him!
"Where is Sun Bu?!" Yeluchen asked loudly.
"Your subordinate is here!" Sun Bu hurried out of the queue, waiting respectfully for Yeluchen to issue an order.
"Anyone who commits the crime of deceiving the emperor will be punished by death. Rewards should be rewarded, and punishments should be punished." Yeluchen howled immediately after saying this.
Those women were so frightened that they knelt down on the ground and shouted: "Your Majesty, please forgive me. Everything the little girl said is true and there is absolutely no falsehood."
"Anyone who dares to talk nonsense again will be punished by the Nine Clans!" Yeluchen snorted coldly, got up and was about to leave.
"Your Majesty, the little girl's reward..." Zhang Liping said expectantly.
It seems that she is the queen today!
Hearing this, Yeluchen pointed to the wild boars in the cage, and said with a generous face: "Those wild boars, take any one you like, or take them all away, and you will be rewarded!"
Wild boar
Everyone is messed up in the wind!
Your majesty, your reward is so...special!
Zhang Liping was stunned!
Is this the so-called reward?
She worked hard for a long time, suppressing vomiting, but in the end, she just brought a group of wild boars home?And these wild boars can't be killed and eaten, who dares to kill the live wild boars given by the emperor?It's not that the melon seeds on the head are too heavy!
Yeluchen completely ignored everyone's reaction, brushed off the dust on his body, and strode away.
It's not that he is cruel, these people must die!
The crime of bullying the king is originally a capital crime. Since these people have the courage to bully the king, they must be mentally prepared to be cut to pieces!If he is soft-hearted, then everyone will take advantage of his amnesia to deceive him, asking for this and that, then he doesn't have to do anything, and just dealing with these things every day is enough for him to be busy for a lifetime.
(End of this chapter)
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