Chapter 811 Dirty jokes, look at the light
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He Tiantian was slightly surprised, smiled and said: "It's not good to let you spend money, I'll come over tomorrow and treat you to dinner."
"No, this is our farewell banquet for Teacher He, how can we let the teacher treat you!" Yuan Hua said, "Mr. He, it's good that you come over tomorrow. This is the wish of our whole class."
"Okay, I'll be there at noon tomorrow." He Tiantian agreed, thinking that when she had dinner tomorrow, she would just settle the order in advance.
"Then Teacher He, see you tomorrow." Yuan Hua smiled and left happily to make some preparations.
He Tiantian smiled in relief, not because the student invited her to dinner, but because of the student's kindness.
Back home, He Tiantian was smiling all the time.
Jiang Lifang asked with a smile: "What is so happy?"
"Haha!" He Tiantian said, "I bid farewell to the students today, and the students will treat me to dinner tomorrow and see me off!"
"That's good." Jiang Lifang said, "They can feel it if you put your heart into it. However, the students don't have much money, so it's fine to treat you to dinner, but don't forget to pay the money."
"Well, I think so too." He Tiantian said, "I will find a chance to pay tomorrow."
"That's right, don't let the students spend money." Jiang Lifang said, the family does not lack the money, just accept other people's wishes.
In the evening, He Tiantian put the child to sleep, and began to correct the test papers. It took two hours, and one-third of the grades were corrected. Anyway, there are still two days left, so it should be in time.
The next morning, I corrected some more, and at ten o'clock, I rode my bicycle to Xiaohe's private restaurant.
Yuan Hua has already taken the students to book the big box upstairs, there are four tables in it, and He Tiantian can fill three tables.
"Mr. He, thank you, let's not talk too much, let's talk about some jokes that happened among our classmates." Yuan Hua is not a greasy person. Although he is sad in his heart, smiling can reduce the sadness.
With Yuan Hua's suggestion, everyone smiled.
He Tiantian sat down, took a sip of barley tea and said, "Okay, tell me, let me hear what weird things happened in our class?"
A boy stood up and said, "Teacher, it's a bit nasty, can you tell me?"
A boy next to him immediately covered the boy's mouth with his hand, and shouted loudly: "You can't say it! You can't say it!"
Everyone laughed when they saw the boy.
The man laughed heartily, and the girl blushed, but each of them laughed so hard that they couldn't see their teeth.
"Hehe, yes." He Tiantian said, "You can watch jokes, you can be flirtatious, but it's better not to be dirty."
A boy at the other table stood up and said, "Hold Wu Hao, let me tell you."
"I can't say it, Liu Hua, you bastards, is my famous name going to be ruined here today?" Wu Hao couldn't laugh or cry, looking at the goddess-like He Tiantian.
He Tiantian said slyly: "Let's talk, anyway, the students all know it, and it doesn't matter if one more person knows!"
Tang Ping'an smiled and said: "Where does our class know it, everyone in our department probably knows it, and we have been famous in school for a long time."
"Ah?" He Tiantian was surprised, "The impact is huge!"
He Tiantian's curiosity was aroused, and she looked expectantly at Liu Hua who stood up.
"Hehe!" Liu Hua smiled, "Usually I stab my brother in both sides, but today I decided to stab my brother twice for Teacher Bohe's smile."
"Hahaha..." Everyone laughed, and the girls didn't smile as shyly as before, and the atmosphere became more enthusiastic.
Liu Hua stood up and said: "Teacher, the thing is like this. Last month, the weather was extremely hot, and I couldn't sleep at night, and my body was covered in sweat, but other men are lazy, unlike Wu Hao who took a shower three times a day. That morning, Wu Hao got up together and went to the water room to take a shower. Usually, the sister-in-law's aunt would come to clean the bathroom at 06:30, but that day was not very good, and she came at six o'clock. Wu Hao was taking a shower, thinking it was The classmate didn't care. After taking a shower, he turned around and left with a basin in his hand. He saw the stunned aunt. Liu Wuhao was also dumbfounded. He didn't know what to do, and was stunned. The aunt is still kind. Let me remind you, young man, what? I don’t know how to cover it with a basin! Wu Hao took the basin to cover the important parts, ran back to the dormitory like a pig, and kept shouting meanly that he was all seen... "
"Hahaha······"
He Tiantian laughed after hearing this.
"It's so funny!" He Tiantian laughed loudly, "This can be rated as a sensational event this year."
"Yes, at the top of the list." Tang Ping'an said, "Anyway, I will never forget this matter in my life, and I will never forget Wu Hao."
Liu Hua echoed: "Although I gave everyone a smile, it wasn't malicious, and everyone will remember it in this life, so you don't lose."
"I'm at a loss!" Wu Hao said, "The girl from the management department I've been chasing for a year doesn't care about me anymore."
"Hehe, that's no fate, there is a better girl waiting for you." Tang Ping'an said, everyone knows about this, even if there is no such thing, that girl would not like Wu Hao.
Everything is just an excuse.
"You bad friends, I won't have a daughter-in-law in the future, so I'll rely on you." Wu Hao said rascally, he was also cheerful and able to take jokes.
Because of seeing the light and becoming a man of the hour, there is no one else.
After that, other people also talked about the interesting things among the classmates.
During the dinner, He Tiantian made an excuse to go to the bathroom and went to the counter to pay.
"Hello, the money for the Peony Hall has been paid." The proprietress said, "These students are very strange. They used to pay after eating, but today they asked to pay first. Now I know, it turned out that someone was arguing. Just pay!"
He Tiantian smiled and said, "I still want to invite them to dinner."
Since she doesn't need to pay, then don't pay, and she will prepare some gifts for the students later.
Yuan Hua, who was following behind, sneaked back and said, "Teacher He really went to pay. Fortunately, we paid first."
"Hey, Teacher He is the best teacher I have ever met." Liu Hua said, still so pretty.
"Yeah, I think so too." Yuan Hua said, "We must study hard and create well. In the future, when people ask us which teacher we like the most, we will say Mr. He, so that more people will know how good Mr. He is. .”
"Hmm, um." Tang Ping'an said, last time the publishing house sent some questions to him, interviewed the author some questions, and then published them in magazines to promote his reports.
There is a question above: On the road of creation, who do you want to thank the most?
Tang Pingan wrote without hesitation: "My head teacher, my mentor."
Yes, without He Tiantian's encouragement and enlightenment, he would not have the opportunity to publish, nor would he diverge his thinking, nor would he write more exciting stories.
(End of this chapter)
814
He Tiantian was slightly surprised, smiled and said: "It's not good to let you spend money, I'll come over tomorrow and treat you to dinner."
"No, this is our farewell banquet for Teacher He, how can we let the teacher treat you!" Yuan Hua said, "Mr. He, it's good that you come over tomorrow. This is the wish of our whole class."
"Okay, I'll be there at noon tomorrow." He Tiantian agreed, thinking that when she had dinner tomorrow, she would just settle the order in advance.
"Then Teacher He, see you tomorrow." Yuan Hua smiled and left happily to make some preparations.
He Tiantian smiled in relief, not because the student invited her to dinner, but because of the student's kindness.
Back home, He Tiantian was smiling all the time.
Jiang Lifang asked with a smile: "What is so happy?"
"Haha!" He Tiantian said, "I bid farewell to the students today, and the students will treat me to dinner tomorrow and see me off!"
"That's good." Jiang Lifang said, "They can feel it if you put your heart into it. However, the students don't have much money, so it's fine to treat you to dinner, but don't forget to pay the money."
"Well, I think so too." He Tiantian said, "I will find a chance to pay tomorrow."
"That's right, don't let the students spend money." Jiang Lifang said, the family does not lack the money, just accept other people's wishes.
In the evening, He Tiantian put the child to sleep, and began to correct the test papers. It took two hours, and one-third of the grades were corrected. Anyway, there are still two days left, so it should be in time.
The next morning, I corrected some more, and at ten o'clock, I rode my bicycle to Xiaohe's private restaurant.
Yuan Hua has already taken the students to book the big box upstairs, there are four tables in it, and He Tiantian can fill three tables.
"Mr. He, thank you, let's not talk too much, let's talk about some jokes that happened among our classmates." Yuan Hua is not a greasy person. Although he is sad in his heart, smiling can reduce the sadness.
With Yuan Hua's suggestion, everyone smiled.
He Tiantian sat down, took a sip of barley tea and said, "Okay, tell me, let me hear what weird things happened in our class?"
A boy stood up and said, "Teacher, it's a bit nasty, can you tell me?"
A boy next to him immediately covered the boy's mouth with his hand, and shouted loudly: "You can't say it! You can't say it!"
Everyone laughed when they saw the boy.
The man laughed heartily, and the girl blushed, but each of them laughed so hard that they couldn't see their teeth.
"Hehe, yes." He Tiantian said, "You can watch jokes, you can be flirtatious, but it's better not to be dirty."
A boy at the other table stood up and said, "Hold Wu Hao, let me tell you."
"I can't say it, Liu Hua, you bastards, is my famous name going to be ruined here today?" Wu Hao couldn't laugh or cry, looking at the goddess-like He Tiantian.
He Tiantian said slyly: "Let's talk, anyway, the students all know it, and it doesn't matter if one more person knows!"
Tang Ping'an smiled and said: "Where does our class know it, everyone in our department probably knows it, and we have been famous in school for a long time."
"Ah?" He Tiantian was surprised, "The impact is huge!"
He Tiantian's curiosity was aroused, and she looked expectantly at Liu Hua who stood up.
"Hehe!" Liu Hua smiled, "Usually I stab my brother in both sides, but today I decided to stab my brother twice for Teacher Bohe's smile."
"Hahaha..." Everyone laughed, and the girls didn't smile as shyly as before, and the atmosphere became more enthusiastic.
Liu Hua stood up and said: "Teacher, the thing is like this. Last month, the weather was extremely hot, and I couldn't sleep at night, and my body was covered in sweat, but other men are lazy, unlike Wu Hao who took a shower three times a day. That morning, Wu Hao got up together and went to the water room to take a shower. Usually, the sister-in-law's aunt would come to clean the bathroom at 06:30, but that day was not very good, and she came at six o'clock. Wu Hao was taking a shower, thinking it was The classmate didn't care. After taking a shower, he turned around and left with a basin in his hand. He saw the stunned aunt. Liu Wuhao was also dumbfounded. He didn't know what to do, and was stunned. The aunt is still kind. Let me remind you, young man, what? I don’t know how to cover it with a basin! Wu Hao took the basin to cover the important parts, ran back to the dormitory like a pig, and kept shouting meanly that he was all seen... "
"Hahaha······"
He Tiantian laughed after hearing this.
"It's so funny!" He Tiantian laughed loudly, "This can be rated as a sensational event this year."
"Yes, at the top of the list." Tang Ping'an said, "Anyway, I will never forget this matter in my life, and I will never forget Wu Hao."
Liu Hua echoed: "Although I gave everyone a smile, it wasn't malicious, and everyone will remember it in this life, so you don't lose."
"I'm at a loss!" Wu Hao said, "The girl from the management department I've been chasing for a year doesn't care about me anymore."
"Hehe, that's no fate, there is a better girl waiting for you." Tang Ping'an said, everyone knows about this, even if there is no such thing, that girl would not like Wu Hao.
Everything is just an excuse.
"You bad friends, I won't have a daughter-in-law in the future, so I'll rely on you." Wu Hao said rascally, he was also cheerful and able to take jokes.
Because of seeing the light and becoming a man of the hour, there is no one else.
After that, other people also talked about the interesting things among the classmates.
During the dinner, He Tiantian made an excuse to go to the bathroom and went to the counter to pay.
"Hello, the money for the Peony Hall has been paid." The proprietress said, "These students are very strange. They used to pay after eating, but today they asked to pay first. Now I know, it turned out that someone was arguing. Just pay!"
He Tiantian smiled and said, "I still want to invite them to dinner."
Since she doesn't need to pay, then don't pay, and she will prepare some gifts for the students later.
Yuan Hua, who was following behind, sneaked back and said, "Teacher He really went to pay. Fortunately, we paid first."
"Hey, Teacher He is the best teacher I have ever met." Liu Hua said, still so pretty.
"Yeah, I think so too." Yuan Hua said, "We must study hard and create well. In the future, when people ask us which teacher we like the most, we will say Mr. He, so that more people will know how good Mr. He is. .”
"Hmm, um." Tang Ping'an said, last time the publishing house sent some questions to him, interviewed the author some questions, and then published them in magazines to promote his reports.
There is a question above: On the road of creation, who do you want to thank the most?
Tang Pingan wrote without hesitation: "My head teacher, my mentor."
Yes, without He Tiantian's encouragement and enlightenment, he would not have the opportunity to publish, nor would he diverge his thinking, nor would he write more exciting stories.
(End of this chapter)
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