Wife Pursuit Order No. 1

Chapter 1324 Mr. Lu's Cold Joke

Said that as soon as Lu Qianchen raised his hand, he wanted to push Feng Yiyi away and rush in directly. He didn't expect that the three bridesmaids were not afraid of him at all, but stepped forward to block him, as if he would not give up if he didn't speak. !
Lu Qianchen turned his head and glanced at his brothers. They all shrugged and looked like they were watching the show, especially Shangguan Hao, who covered his mouth and smiled, but sighed helplessly: "Qianchen, you should obey them! This is the rule. You can’t force it, we are powerless to help!”

Lu Qianchen glanced at these bad friends fiercely, gritted his teeth and said, "You guys had better not get married in the future!" He glanced at Xia Weiran who was sitting on the bed, and saw that her face was flushed and her eyes were pale. Smiling, it made him feel itchy in his heart, so he opened his mouth and said something regardless of his pride.

"Arise... you who will not be slaves, take our flesh and blood..."

It's just that, just as Lu Qianchen's rap-like tune started, Xiao Tang, who was drinking a glass of fruit juice, sprayed all over the floor with a 'pooh--', which scared Lu Qianchen and hurried over, for fear of dirtying his body. Suit.

Lu Qianchen glanced at Xiao Tang in disgust, and changed the song: "In the world, only a mother is good, and a child with a mother is like a treasure."

Xiao Tang coughed fiercely, and quickly interrupted Lu Qianchen's howling: "Yiyi, are you embarrassing Lu Qianchen, or are you making things difficult for us? I think after he finishes singing ten songs, he will get his wish and meet Xia Weiran. We should pull it to the rescue."

The corner of Feng Yiyi's mouth twitched, and she looked up at the people in the room who were holding back their laughter. She coughed and pretended to be calm: "Another one, Lu Qianchen, tell a joke, make us laugh, and you You can go in!"

Are you kidding me? !It was indeed much easier than singing. Although he never read any joke books, he had heard that Xia Weiran would give him a few words when he had nothing to do. So he cleared his throat, put on a sullen face, and said something without thinking. A joke I just heard the other day.

"Cut ginger into four pieces, what is it?"

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, thinking for a while without knowing the answer.

Lu Qianchen gave a naughty smile, and slowly announced the answer: "Cut ginger into four pieces... that's... Jiang Jiang Jiang Jiang!"

puff--

Everyone in the villa was stunned for a moment, looking at Lu Qianchen who was enjoying himself, the muscles on his face twitched and became a little numb.

Xu Muhan reached out to wipe the sweat off his forehead, and said helplessly: "Yiyi, let him in, you are torturing us!"

Xia Weilan who was sitting in the room heard this joke, and thought of the three black lines on Lu Qianchen's face when she told this to Lu Qianchen for the first time, she couldn't help but bend her lips.

Feng Yiyi flattened her mouth, completely lost to Lu Qianchen, and didn't dare to come up with any ideas, so she withdrew her body and let Lu Qianchen in, but before she stretched out her hand, she yelled greedily, "Red envelope!"

All Lu Qianchen was thinking about was Xia Weiran, so he quickly took out the red envelope wrapped around him and handed it to Feng Yiyi. She opened it happily and found that there was 13 yuan and a dime inside.

1314... It's rare that Lu Qianchen found a penny!

Lu Qianchen pushed Feng Yiyi away and walked towards Xia Weiran.

On his ring finger is his little canine tooth. Under the sunlight outside the window, the diamond on it reflects a brilliant brilliance, which is reflected on the smile on his curved lips, which is dazzling.

(End of this chapter)