Hundreds of millions of heirs force marriage step by step: I don't want you to capture me

Chapter 217 In the Kitchen...

Song Dezhi was fiddling with the measuring cup in front of her, and was mixing the ingredients of the liquid. She followed the recipe exactly. She couldn't believe it. After such a strict process, the food still tastes bad.

"I used to be very good at chemistry. I found that the principle of cooking is similar to conducting chemical experiments. Prepare the ingredients, mix them in a certain proportion, and then mix them together."

"Song Dezhi, can you stop being so superb?"

Xue Zhongyang was almost speechless. He was a little hungry, but after witnessing Song Dezhi's cooking, he suddenly lost his appetite.

"Hey, don't laugh at me. Stupid people have stupid tricks! Who made me ignorant of cooking skills. "Jia Yi Lun" said: The ancients have great talents, and they must have the burden of legacy. Nobel Prize in Economics Nash, the author and founder of game theory, is a schizophrenic patient; Cai Chang, the handball champion, can't tangle wool; the swimming champion Phelps looks like a monster..."

Xue Zhongyang continued, "Well, a genius is a fool to some extent.

This does have some scientific basis.

The thinking of the human brain is like many pillars. The length of the "pillars" of normal people is almost the same; but a genius has one "pillar" that is much longer than the others. Since this is long, it must be in another aspect. The 'pillar' will be short, which explains the so-called defects. For example, for a mathematical genius, the 'pillar' representing his mathematical talent is very long, so a certain 'pillar' in other aspects will be short, which may be literature, art and stuff..."

"..."

"Student Song, may I ask that your cooking skills are in a mess, and that 'pillar' in your brain is very long?"

"Hmph!" Song Dezhi heard it, and laughed at her. Every pillar is not long, but there is one pillar that is particularly short.

Song Dezhi thought about it seriously, she was a mess in cooking, according to Xue Zhongyang's "pillar" theory just now, she should be a genius, but she knew that she was mediocre in all aspects.Homework, you have to work hard to reach the top.

"I'm an idiot, okay?"

"I don't mean that, I want to say..."

"I must learn to cook! I can only cook a few things."

An expression of reluctance flashed in Song Dezhi's eyes.Xue Zhongyang really wanted to tell her: people are not perfect, and the imperfection of you Song Dezhi is that you "have no talent for cooking at all". Xue Zhongyang was afraid of hurting Song Dezhi's young self-esteem, so he just thought about it in his heart and didn't say anything. come out.

"In short, Chinese culture pays attention to the harmony of yin and yang. Men are yang and women are yin. When yin and yang are combined, everything in the universe can reproduce."

"Huh? You are illiterate, when did you start reading ancient books? Do you know how to read?...I'm learning to cook, what are you talking about the harmony of yin and yang?"

"I want to tell you that it doesn't matter even if you can't cook. This person is not perfect. The husband you find can cook, or not. You can have children, and I can cook. If you are illiterate, you can reconcile Yin and Yang. gone."

Song Dezhi smiled slightly, but the smile disappeared immediately, "A woman can have children!"

"Not necessarily, there are still many women who can't give birth to children." For example, his cousin's sisters-in-law.

"Don't talk about it, I'm determined to learn to cook. I also plan to take a cooking class... I don't need to be very proficient in learning, as long as I can learn a few things, I can show my face."

"Since you are so enthusiastic, it's up to you, but I will never let Ozawa eat the food you made with experimental equipment."

"Don't worry, I found the white mouse." Song Dezhi looked outside and blinked.

guinea pig?Xiao Zhengchuan?
"Zheng Chuan?"

"Yeah. I know what level I am. What if you and Ozawa lose your stomach? I'll try it with your cousin first. If I can't kill him, I'll make it for you and Ozawa later."

"In short, it's a bit immoral to do so."

"Wicked people are haunted by wicked people! That cousin of yours is not a good thing. If he can really eat him to death, I will be able to kill evil for the sky, and I will be a meritorious deed." Song Dezhi continued to weigh the dosage of food, and the operation was strict. It's just like that during the chemistry experiment class exam.

Xue Zhongyang shed tears of sympathy for the poor Xiao Zhengchuan deeply in his heart, it is really pitiful to have a cousin like Song Dezhi.

"Oh, by the way, I didn't go, the old man didn't say anything, did he?"

"I didn't say anything, I just said that you will never go there in the future!"

Song Dezhi became happy, "That's great! I will never go there in the future!"

Xue Zhongyang felt slightly bitter in his heart, smiled, and quickly changed the subject, "Do you need my help?"

"No need! I want to do it myself!"

Song Dezhi broke the egg into the measuring cup and started to stir it. When Xue Zhongyang thought of eating the meal made by Song Dezhi with chemical equipment later, he couldn't help but feel nauseous.When he was in chemistry class, he knew best what was usually put in those chemical instruments.

You can put alcohol, formalin disinfectant in the measuring cup... but you can never put eggs.

"Living with you will never be boring." Xue Zhongyang said with emotion.

The flour in Song Deyi's hand was also on his face, "Are you complimenting me?"

"Well, praise." Mr. Xue stretched out his hand and gently wiped off the flour on her face, "You have a very beautiful face, why do people always say you are ugly? Our family is very good-looking and belongs to the first class. Two-eyed beauty, the more beautiful she looks."

Song Dezhi blushed, "...Xue Zhongyang, are you having an affair?"

"No! I am absolutely loyal to you physically and mentally."

"Well, don't say such things in the future, I'm embarrassed to hear that! Although I'm not ugly, I'm still a little short of a beauty."

Without any modesty, "In my eyes, you are a beauty!"

"Hehe, as long as you don't think I've become a yellow-faced woman."

"Your face isn't yellow. It's white and rosy, and it's good without foundation."

Communication barrier!
"Oh, I made a mistake, Xue Zhongyang, you get out, you get out, you're bothering me." Song Dezhi kicked out Xue Zhongyang, a man who disturbed her.

Xue Zhongyang withdrew from the kitchen and let Song Dezhi toss about.

Ozawa changed out of his suit and wore the clothes of a cartoon bear, which Song Dezhi bought for him.Song Dezhi bought him a lot of cute little clothes, Xiao Ze yelled, very dissatisfied, saying that he was childish, but he still knew how to wear them.

Xue Zhongyang found that his son had a sullen personality. With such a dishonest personality, if he chases girls in the future and meets a careless one, what should he do?

"Daddy, why don't you cook?" At home, as long as Song Dezhi is around, Xue Zhongyang's parents will cook.

"Your mommy is cooking, you are not allowed to eat later!"

"Mummy cooking?" Ozawa looked at Xue Zhongyang in horror, and then also subconsciously looked at the fire sprinkler on the ceiling, but there was no water, "Daddy, is it okay if you don't go with Mommy?"

"Your mommy won't let me help, and I can't help it." Xue Zhongyang shrugged, with a helpless expression on his face, "Later, you don't want to eat the rice cooked by your mommy, you know?"

"Hey..." Ozawa also sighed, "She cooks so seriously, why am I ashamed not to eat?"

"Then just eat a little bit."

"kindness."

Xue Zhongyang couldn't ignore his son's need to eat. Xue Zhongyang went into the kitchen without changing his clothes, "I'll help you!" In order to avoid the food being too unpalatable later, Xue Zhongyang still helped.

"Okay, you do what you and Ozawa eat."

They said they were helping, but in fact they did their own thing. Song Dezhi needed to calculate all the doses accurately, and the speed was much slower, while Xue Zhongyang was very good at knives. The thin cucumbers are ready to be cut.

"Hero, your knife skills are amazing!" Song Dezhi picked up the cucumber that was as thin as a cicada's wing, and stuck it on her face. In order to prevent it, when cooking later, the oil pressure would make her skin age and turn yellow. Face lady, she made herself a cucumber mask by the way.

"Hey, this is for food."

"You just need to cut more."

Xue Zhongyang washed another cucumber, Kaka, put away the knife, saw Song Dezhi dazzled, envious, "Zhongyang, how long have you been learning this?"

"You won't be able to learn it all your life! Don't even try to practice this. If you practice, you probably won't have any of ten fingers left."

"Tch, have you ever said that about your wife?"

Song Dezhi put it on her face, Xue Zhongyang came over and covered her face with cucumber, Song Dezhi followed Xue Zhongyang, "Hey, I don't want it anymore."

"What do you want, what do you want..."

"Enough, it's cold..."

"...This one is good, very thick and long."

"Ah, you poked me so hurt..."

Xiao Zhengchuan stood at the door of the kitchen, listening to the conversation inside that was absolutely imaginative, it was really too... Xiao Zhengchuan made up his mind automatically.

"Cousin, what are you doing standing here?" Ozawa suddenly appeared behind him and asked.

Xiao Zhengchuan was taken aback, he stroked his chest, his heart was beating wildly, not suitable for children, not suitable for children, he couldn't let Xiao Ze see what his parents were doing in the kitchen.

"Ozawa, let's go, I'll take you to play chess."

"You can't beat me again."

"Who said that, I have practiced recently."

"I've been practicing too. I practice Go for two hours a day, uncle, how many hours a day?"

he?How many hours do you practice?
It's good for him to touch it once a month.

"I practice five hours a day."

"Then I'll play chess with you."

"Why, you play chess with me after I practice for five hours a day? If I don't practice for a day, will you stop playing chess with me?"

"En. Playing chess with a person whose level is too low will make my own level drop too. Cousin, your chess game is too bad, worse than my mommy."

"Look down on me, I'm going to show you how powerful I am today!"

(End of this chapter)