Hundreds of millions of heirs force marriage step by step: I don't want you to capture me
Chapter 55 Vaccination for Husband
Chapter 55 Vaccination for Husband
Xue Zhongyang walked up to Song Dezhi who was chatting enthusiastically with others, and threw a big plastic bag on the table.
"Haha...you don't know it's too funny, Xiaowu..." Looking up, he met Xue Zhongyang's gloomy face, and his smile froze, "Zhongyang, you're here."
Song Dezhi pulled him to sit down, and introduced, "Tong Ran, my high school alumni. Xue Zhongyang, my husband! Isn't my husband handsome! He's even more handsome than our school's schoolgirl back then?"
Although having a handsome husband is easy to attract bees and butterflies, but if you pull it out, it will definitely support the scene.Song Dezhi felt that his vanity had been greatly satisfied.
"Happy meeting!"
"Hello!"
The two shook hands across the table, and then quickly let go, neither of them feeling very fond of the other.
Tong Ran looked at Xue Zhongyang, and said to Song Dezhi, "I always thought you were a woman who paid attention to inner meaning, but I didn't expect you to be so superficial. When looking for a husband, you only look at a man's appearance."
Song Dezhi was unhappy, "Hey! My husband is very connotative, okay? You are jealous of my husband!"
Tong Ran picked the plastic bag on the table with his fingers, and saw clearly the large and small boxes inside, "Buy so much? You won't finish it, and you still want to blow up balloons?"
Song Dezhi leaned over, looked at it, and blushed all of a sudden, all of them were Durex, so many boxes, they would have to use them for a long time.
Wait, they never have to!
"You bought this?" Song Dezhi put away the smile on his face and narrowed his black eyes slightly, "Who are you going to use it with?"
"Aren't you celebrating your birthday? I bought it to blow up balloons for decoration!" Xue Zhongyang opened his eyes and said nonsense.
Tong Ran smiled at Song Dezhi, with calculations in his smile, "Song Dezhi, when is your birthday? As an old classmate who hasn't seen him for many years, you will definitely invite me, right?"
Song Deyi knew what he was thinking just by looking at his little eyes, "Only my husband and I will participate in the birthday! Outsiders are not allowed to participate! Li Suwen will not go either!"
"For Suwen's matter, you should work hard on your own. I can't help you." Song Dezhi pulled Xue Zhongyang to stand up, and walked to Li Suwen's table.
She is obviously a sturdy female man, but she insists on pretending to be the charming Lin Daiyu. If this is true, it will be a fraudulent marriage.
"Su Wen, I'm going home first."
"Let's go, let's go." Li Suwen was getting into the mood with the man he liked, wishing that all the other big and small light bulbs would leave.
Song Dezhi looked at his friend with chills, and pulled her husband away.
After leaving the coffee shop, Song Dezhi complained to Xue Zhongyang, "Zhongyang, why do you think I have such a hard life? I found such a friend who is of the opposite sex and inhumane?"
"Break the relationship!" Xue Zhongyang suggested.
Song Dezhi was unhappy, "How can that be? We've known each other since kindergarten! When I met her, you were still wearing crotch pants."
Xue Zhongyang had black lines on his face, "When you were in kindergarten, I was already in elementary school, and I stopped wearing crotch pants when I was two years old."
Song Dezhi glanced at Xue Zhongyang's cross department, "Really?"
"Yes!"
Xue Zhongyang put his arms around Song Dezhi's shoulders, and made her look at the normal place, don't look at what she shouldn't look at.
"I want to eat spicy fish tonight, you make it for me."
"I can't eat spicy food."
"I do not care!"
"Okay, spicy fish, spicy fish."
Song Dezhi secretly looked at Xue Zhongyang's pretty side face, smiling as if he had eaten a mouthful of honey, he doted on her, and she was a little "proud of being doted on" recently.
"Does the wound on your face still hurt?"
Mentioning this, Xue Zhongyang's face darkened, "Now all my friends know that I am afraid of my wife! Don't slap my face in the future, it's very shameful."
Song Dezhi stuck out his tongue and said mischievously, "I'm sorry, I won't dare next time."
"And next time?"
Song Dezhi pinched his ears, shrunk his neck, and begged for mercy obediently, "Don't make an example, don't make an example, absolutely, absolutely no next time!"
"Forgive you once!"
"Hehe, Zhongyang, how about I make it up to you, I will cook tonight."
Xue Zhongyang looked at Song Dezhi in horror, coughed twice, and said with lingering fear, "Ahem...forget it, let me do it. It's too dangerous if you eat it and get acute gastroenteritis."
"...That time, I was really wronged. I followed the recipe completely. I calculated exactly how much salt to use and how much water to put in."
In order to show that he also has the potential to be a good wife and mother, Song Dezhi specially bought measuring cups and scales for baking, and measured them accurately. When the food came out, it was finally edible. Xue Zhongyang was very moved and ate a lot. In the middle of the night, I was admitted to the hospital with acute gastroenteritis.
"In short, for the safety of our two lives, I will cook in the future."
"Then I'll do the laundry."
Throwing the clothes directly into the washing machine is the most trouble-free housework, and Xue Zhongyang didn't expose her thoughts of being lazy, "Okay! From now on, you will wash the clothes."
"kindness."
The two drove to the vegetable market, bought fresh fish and other ingredients, and then went home to make spicy fish.
Song Dezhi likes spicy food, but Xue Zhongyang can't eat spicy food.
The food in Hong Kong is sweet and the taste is very light. Xue Zhongyang also eats very light, but Song Dezhi's taste is very strong. It's like a completely different him and her. They don't seem to match, but they are very happy together.
"By the way, you haven't told me why you bought so many condoms, and they can't really be used to blow up balloons, have you?"
"Isn't it an emergency? Who dares to marry a woman who uses so many condoms!"
"Huh? This is Jianghu Emergency!"
"Very useful!"
"Have you used it?"
"Qiao Jingming used it!"
"..."
……
In the kitchen, Song Dezhi doesn't know how to cook, he can wash and pick vegetables, and he can help Xue Zhongyang.They nestled in the kitchen together, preparing dinner. Song Dezhi talked a lot, so he told him the interesting things that happened during the day. If it was about a case, Xue Zhongyang would also give some advice.
"...Zhongyang, the man is divorced and still maintains a sexual relationship with his ex-wife, why?"
Song Dezhi thought of Ms. Qin's case, and expressed incomprehension about Zhang Shicheng maintaining a sexual relationship with his ex-wife.
"..."
"Do men think that their ex-wife used to be their own woman, so maintaining an occasional sexual relationship is not considered cheating?"
"Every man thinks differently, it's hard to say."
Song Dezhi thought that Xue Zhongyang also had an ex-wife, so he took the opportunity to vaccinate him, "Xue Zhongyang, I warn you, I will never share a man with other women! I think it's dirty! I don't care how many women you had before. From now on, you can only There is me!"
"..."
"Hey, why don't you talk?"
"Don't worry! I am your man in life and your ghost in death!"
To make spicy fish, you need to put a lot of chili. Their range hood is European style. To cook this kind of Chinese food, the oil pressure machine is not powerful enough and it is very choking. Xue Zhongyang is very busy, and the women beside him are still chattering.
"Have you ever said that to your ex-wife?"
"My marriage with Ziyue lasted for only one year, and then we got divorced. In the one-year marriage, we were together for less than three months. Moreover, at that time, I was too playful, so I had time to coax girls .”
(End of this chapter)
Xue Zhongyang walked up to Song Dezhi who was chatting enthusiastically with others, and threw a big plastic bag on the table.
"Haha...you don't know it's too funny, Xiaowu..." Looking up, he met Xue Zhongyang's gloomy face, and his smile froze, "Zhongyang, you're here."
Song Dezhi pulled him to sit down, and introduced, "Tong Ran, my high school alumni. Xue Zhongyang, my husband! Isn't my husband handsome! He's even more handsome than our school's schoolgirl back then?"
Although having a handsome husband is easy to attract bees and butterflies, but if you pull it out, it will definitely support the scene.Song Dezhi felt that his vanity had been greatly satisfied.
"Happy meeting!"
"Hello!"
The two shook hands across the table, and then quickly let go, neither of them feeling very fond of the other.
Tong Ran looked at Xue Zhongyang, and said to Song Dezhi, "I always thought you were a woman who paid attention to inner meaning, but I didn't expect you to be so superficial. When looking for a husband, you only look at a man's appearance."
Song Dezhi was unhappy, "Hey! My husband is very connotative, okay? You are jealous of my husband!"
Tong Ran picked the plastic bag on the table with his fingers, and saw clearly the large and small boxes inside, "Buy so much? You won't finish it, and you still want to blow up balloons?"
Song Dezhi leaned over, looked at it, and blushed all of a sudden, all of them were Durex, so many boxes, they would have to use them for a long time.
Wait, they never have to!
"You bought this?" Song Dezhi put away the smile on his face and narrowed his black eyes slightly, "Who are you going to use it with?"
"Aren't you celebrating your birthday? I bought it to blow up balloons for decoration!" Xue Zhongyang opened his eyes and said nonsense.
Tong Ran smiled at Song Dezhi, with calculations in his smile, "Song Dezhi, when is your birthday? As an old classmate who hasn't seen him for many years, you will definitely invite me, right?"
Song Deyi knew what he was thinking just by looking at his little eyes, "Only my husband and I will participate in the birthday! Outsiders are not allowed to participate! Li Suwen will not go either!"
"For Suwen's matter, you should work hard on your own. I can't help you." Song Dezhi pulled Xue Zhongyang to stand up, and walked to Li Suwen's table.
She is obviously a sturdy female man, but she insists on pretending to be the charming Lin Daiyu. If this is true, it will be a fraudulent marriage.
"Su Wen, I'm going home first."
"Let's go, let's go." Li Suwen was getting into the mood with the man he liked, wishing that all the other big and small light bulbs would leave.
Song Dezhi looked at his friend with chills, and pulled her husband away.
After leaving the coffee shop, Song Dezhi complained to Xue Zhongyang, "Zhongyang, why do you think I have such a hard life? I found such a friend who is of the opposite sex and inhumane?"
"Break the relationship!" Xue Zhongyang suggested.
Song Dezhi was unhappy, "How can that be? We've known each other since kindergarten! When I met her, you were still wearing crotch pants."
Xue Zhongyang had black lines on his face, "When you were in kindergarten, I was already in elementary school, and I stopped wearing crotch pants when I was two years old."
Song Dezhi glanced at Xue Zhongyang's cross department, "Really?"
"Yes!"
Xue Zhongyang put his arms around Song Dezhi's shoulders, and made her look at the normal place, don't look at what she shouldn't look at.
"I want to eat spicy fish tonight, you make it for me."
"I can't eat spicy food."
"I do not care!"
"Okay, spicy fish, spicy fish."
Song Dezhi secretly looked at Xue Zhongyang's pretty side face, smiling as if he had eaten a mouthful of honey, he doted on her, and she was a little "proud of being doted on" recently.
"Does the wound on your face still hurt?"
Mentioning this, Xue Zhongyang's face darkened, "Now all my friends know that I am afraid of my wife! Don't slap my face in the future, it's very shameful."
Song Dezhi stuck out his tongue and said mischievously, "I'm sorry, I won't dare next time."
"And next time?"
Song Dezhi pinched his ears, shrunk his neck, and begged for mercy obediently, "Don't make an example, don't make an example, absolutely, absolutely no next time!"
"Forgive you once!"
"Hehe, Zhongyang, how about I make it up to you, I will cook tonight."
Xue Zhongyang looked at Song Dezhi in horror, coughed twice, and said with lingering fear, "Ahem...forget it, let me do it. It's too dangerous if you eat it and get acute gastroenteritis."
"...That time, I was really wronged. I followed the recipe completely. I calculated exactly how much salt to use and how much water to put in."
In order to show that he also has the potential to be a good wife and mother, Song Dezhi specially bought measuring cups and scales for baking, and measured them accurately. When the food came out, it was finally edible. Xue Zhongyang was very moved and ate a lot. In the middle of the night, I was admitted to the hospital with acute gastroenteritis.
"In short, for the safety of our two lives, I will cook in the future."
"Then I'll do the laundry."
Throwing the clothes directly into the washing machine is the most trouble-free housework, and Xue Zhongyang didn't expose her thoughts of being lazy, "Okay! From now on, you will wash the clothes."
"kindness."
The two drove to the vegetable market, bought fresh fish and other ingredients, and then went home to make spicy fish.
Song Dezhi likes spicy food, but Xue Zhongyang can't eat spicy food.
The food in Hong Kong is sweet and the taste is very light. Xue Zhongyang also eats very light, but Song Dezhi's taste is very strong. It's like a completely different him and her. They don't seem to match, but they are very happy together.
"By the way, you haven't told me why you bought so many condoms, and they can't really be used to blow up balloons, have you?"
"Isn't it an emergency? Who dares to marry a woman who uses so many condoms!"
"Huh? This is Jianghu Emergency!"
"Very useful!"
"Have you used it?"
"Qiao Jingming used it!"
"..."
……
In the kitchen, Song Dezhi doesn't know how to cook, he can wash and pick vegetables, and he can help Xue Zhongyang.They nestled in the kitchen together, preparing dinner. Song Dezhi talked a lot, so he told him the interesting things that happened during the day. If it was about a case, Xue Zhongyang would also give some advice.
"...Zhongyang, the man is divorced and still maintains a sexual relationship with his ex-wife, why?"
Song Dezhi thought of Ms. Qin's case, and expressed incomprehension about Zhang Shicheng maintaining a sexual relationship with his ex-wife.
"..."
"Do men think that their ex-wife used to be their own woman, so maintaining an occasional sexual relationship is not considered cheating?"
"Every man thinks differently, it's hard to say."
Song Dezhi thought that Xue Zhongyang also had an ex-wife, so he took the opportunity to vaccinate him, "Xue Zhongyang, I warn you, I will never share a man with other women! I think it's dirty! I don't care how many women you had before. From now on, you can only There is me!"
"..."
"Hey, why don't you talk?"
"Don't worry! I am your man in life and your ghost in death!"
To make spicy fish, you need to put a lot of chili. Their range hood is European style. To cook this kind of Chinese food, the oil pressure machine is not powerful enough and it is very choking. Xue Zhongyang is very busy, and the women beside him are still chattering.
"Have you ever said that to your ex-wife?"
"My marriage with Ziyue lasted for only one year, and then we got divorced. In the one-year marriage, we were together for less than three months. Moreover, at that time, I was too playful, so I had time to coax girls .”
(End of this chapter)
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