Chapter 573
"Don't you don't eat meat?"
"I'm gaining weight!" A certain woman always disliked him for being skinny, so he had to grow fatter. His eyes seemed to glance at her figure inadvertently, thinking to himself: Sure enough, it's better to be plumper. Feels good.
Naturally, Su Hejin didn't know what was going on in a certain man's heart at the moment, otherwise he would go crazy again.
"Then why do you insist on eating here, why can't you go to other places to eat your fried chicken?" Su Hejin smelled the smell of fried chicken, and couldn't help swallowing. Damn, she didn't have enough for dinner.
“The scenery here is beautiful!”
"The scenery is good? It's so dark that you can't see anything outside. What kind of scenery do you see?"
She was poor and couldn't afford to rent a house in a good location, so naturally she could only live in a remote place. The location was remote, so there was naturally no bustling night scene to see outside.
Xue Zeyan took a deep look at Su Hejin, wanting to tell her: She is the most beautiful scenery.
Seeing that he was unwilling to leave, Su Hejin couldn't bear it anymore and said, "You don't want to go, right? OK! If you don't go, I'll go!" Su Hejin stood up and was about to leave.
Xue Zeyan said, "I remembered, I still have some formulas to deal with, can your second bedroom be used as a study?"
"Well, there is a small table and a computer."
Xue Zeyan moved into a small bedroom with only about ten square meters. The bathroom in their house is bigger than this second bedroom. Xue Zeyan is really going crazy. Why is this woman so stubborn and insists on making trouble with him, obediently following him to Hong Kong? Is it good?
Naturally, Xue Zeyan didn't have any work to do. He had already dealt with the work efficiently, and leaving was just to give a gluttonous woman a reason to steal food.
The door opened a crack secretly, and sure enough, I saw a certain man staring at the plate of fried chicken legs, his eyes gleaming like a hungry wolf.
She leaned closer, smelled it, and showed a satisfied expression.
Stretching out his hand, wanting to take it, he suddenly thought of something, looked towards Xue Zeyan, Xue Zeyan quickly closed the door.
"I'll eat one, so you shouldn't be able to see it?" Su Hejin did some mental construction for herself, she really wanted to eat it.
"Just eat one, no problem." Su Hejin stretched out his hand...
Through the door with a crack in it, a smile appeared on the man's lips, and he was "baited".His little fish took the bait.
……
They only ate one, and by the time Su and Jin realized it, they had already eaten five chicken wings.At this moment, she was still holding one in her hand. Seeing that almost half of the chicken wings were missing, Su Hejin was dumbfounded for a long time.
"Greedy ghost, I've clearly agreed to eat one!" Su Hejin knocked himself on the head, and reluctantly put the chicken wing back in his hand.
"How to do?"
Half of it was missing, and Xue Zeyan knew that she had eaten it secretly. Su Hejin thought hard, and finally came up with a good way. She built the remaining chicken wings like building blocks. The inside was empty. Doesn't come out a lot less.
"nailed it."
Su and Jin were very satisfied with a plate full of chicken wings.
"Hey, why haven't you slept yet?"
"what!"
The sudden appearance of Xue Zeyan's figure, Xue Zeyan's deity who suddenly appeared in front of her, startled Su Hejin. She patted her chest, where it was throbbing violently. It was true that she was afraid of ghosts knocking on the door after doing something bad.
"What are you doing? Appearing suddenly, it's frightening to death." Su Hejin said with a guilty conscience.
"When the work is done, come out."
Xue Zeyan sat down on the sofa and looked at the plate of fried chicken piled up high, he really wanted to laugh, could his little woman be more childish.
"I'm sleepy, I'm going to bed."
Xue Zeyan pretended to get the napkin on the table, and deliberately knocked over the stacked fried chicken legs. As a result, the fried chicken legs collapsed, and the number of fried chicken legs was leaked, "Hey, why are there so many fried chicken legs? I fried 12 individual."
Su Hejin groaned secretly, but still said stubbornly, "You must have remembered wrong."
"Su Hejin, are you doubting my memory? I did make 12 fried chicken drumsticks. I ate one and there should be 11 left. Now..." Xue Zeyan counted, "One...two... ...Three... how come there are still 6 left, and the remaining 5."
Xue Zeyan looked at Su Hejin, she really couldn't do bad things, she kept holding her other hand tightly, and didn't even look at her, "Did you steal it?"
"no!"
"But, less."
"I said, you remember wrongly."
Xue Zeyan leaned back and stared at her sharply, "You have forgotten that I have a photographic memory. I even remember every stupid thing you have done since we met!"
"You are the one who does stupid things, and your whole family does stupid things!"
"You stole it!" The tone was affirmative.
"I told you, I didn't! You have a good memory, so you won't remember it wrong, right? Then you can recite "List of Teachers" for me!"
Back then, Su Hejin also tutored Xue Zeyan in Chinese, and Su Hejin gave Xue Zeyan the "List of Teachers".
However, Xue Zeyan was completely confused about Chinese, especially classical Chinese.
Seeing Xue Zeyan having nothing to say, Su Hejin became complacent, "Can't you recite it? Don't forget anything. Xue Zeyan, people's memory declines with age. When you get old, you naturally have a bad memory." gone."
It's fine if you don't admit it, but now you actually despise him for being old.Where is he?He was in his prime, the most brilliant time in his life, yet he was turned down by this hateful woman.
"Don't admit it, right?"
Su Hejin shrugged and said with an innocent face, "I didn't eat, why should I admit it? It's because you are old, your memory is not good, and you remember wrongly, and you wronged me."
Wicked people have their own troubles. Compared with Su Hejin's rank and black-bellied man like Xue Zeyan, they are simply too childish.
Xue Zeyan took out his mobile phone and played the video he recorded just now. It was Su Hejin who ate five fried chicken drumsticks secretly. It was funny that he piled up the fried chicken drumsticks in an attempt to confuse his criminal evidence.
"Now, it's time to admit it?!"
Su Hejin felt as if someone had grabbed her pigtails, and she blushed for a moment, "You...you have seen it all, and you deliberately look at me to make a fool of yourself."
"It tastes good, doesn't it?"
"Xue Zeyan, get out!"
Xue Zeyan sat there without moving, and said, "I remember, you promised that I can visit my daughter anytime and anywhere!"
It was indeed Su Hejin's promise to visit her daughter anytime and anywhere, but she never expected that Xue Zeyan, such a scoundrel, would actually live in her home.
"you……"
"You still don't admit it? Good! Then I will personally collect the evidence!"
Xue Zeyan got up and walked over, with his hands on her side, Su Hejin leaned back and looked at Xue Zeyan in horror, "What are you going to do?"
"You only ate instant noodles for dinner, so it's impossible to taste fried chicken legs in your mouth, so... If I taste the taste of fried chicken legs from your mouth, you just ate it..."
Su Hejin kicked Xue Zeyan to the ground, but Xue Zeyan held his foot in his hand, "Stealing food and hitting people, Su Hejin, you are too much!"
"I'm going too far, what can you do to me!" Su Hejin started playing tricks.
"How about it?"
Xue Zeyan got up, turned Su Hejin over, pressed her on his lap, and began to spank her buttocks... "Lie! You still don't admit it! The crime was exposed, and you still kicked me, Su Hejin, you have gone too far !"
"Xue Zeyan, you dare to hit my old lady! I... ah..."
"One more thing, swearing! Old lady, you actually want to be my mother."
"...Who cares about being your mother? I don't want a son you hate so much. But...if you beg me, I can be yours... Ah, it hurts so much."
"I made you talk nonsense."
The crackling sound resounded in the silent night, and Su and Jin felt that they were going crazy, "Let me go!"
"Say you did something wrong."
"I just ate it, what can you do to me?"
"I can't do anything to you, of course I want to eat you back!"
Xue Zeyan pressed Su Hejin to the ground and began to bite her lips, "Xue Zeyan, you..."
"Don't move around, otherwise, I can't guarantee the consequences!"
……
The next day, early in the morning, Su Hejin woke up staring at the dark circles under his eyes. Xue Zeyan made a hearty breakfast, including toast, bread, ham and fried eggs.
"Eat, I'll take you to work later."
"Humph!"
A certain woman pushed the plate aside and continued to eat her instant noodles. She swore that if she ate someone's food in the future, she would be a pig.
Through the lens, Xue Zeyan looked at a woman with a strong backbone, and joked, "I won't stop eating now, after I leave, you can secretly eat again!"
Su Hejin got angry, slapped the table, and shouted, "Xue Zeyan, if I'm eating your cooking, I'm a pig!"
"All right!"
Xue Zeyan directly threw the breakfast prepared for Su Hejin into the trash can. In the past, Su Hejin would have a look of reluctance, but at this moment, she had no such expression at all, and Xue Zeyan's face darkened.
"Mom, why is your mouth swollen?"
Xue Zeyan looked at her lips, thinking of the kiss last night, his face flushed slightly, and a certain woman said, "I was bitten by a dog."
"Mom, don't we have a dog at home?"
Lan Yi has always wanted to bite a dog, but Su and Jin have always disagreed.
"Sneaked in in the middle of the night yesterday, and ran away early in the morning."
"Mom, are you going to be vaccinated against rabies?"
"Of course! Who knows if there are any disease-causing germs."
Xue Zeyan took a deep breath, trying to suppress the anger in his heart, early in the morning, getting angry is not conducive to health preservation.
"Dad, that's chili..."
(End of this chapter)
"Don't you don't eat meat?"
"I'm gaining weight!" A certain woman always disliked him for being skinny, so he had to grow fatter. His eyes seemed to glance at her figure inadvertently, thinking to himself: Sure enough, it's better to be plumper. Feels good.
Naturally, Su Hejin didn't know what was going on in a certain man's heart at the moment, otherwise he would go crazy again.
"Then why do you insist on eating here, why can't you go to other places to eat your fried chicken?" Su Hejin smelled the smell of fried chicken, and couldn't help swallowing. Damn, she didn't have enough for dinner.
“The scenery here is beautiful!”
"The scenery is good? It's so dark that you can't see anything outside. What kind of scenery do you see?"
She was poor and couldn't afford to rent a house in a good location, so naturally she could only live in a remote place. The location was remote, so there was naturally no bustling night scene to see outside.
Xue Zeyan took a deep look at Su Hejin, wanting to tell her: She is the most beautiful scenery.
Seeing that he was unwilling to leave, Su Hejin couldn't bear it anymore and said, "You don't want to go, right? OK! If you don't go, I'll go!" Su Hejin stood up and was about to leave.
Xue Zeyan said, "I remembered, I still have some formulas to deal with, can your second bedroom be used as a study?"
"Well, there is a small table and a computer."
Xue Zeyan moved into a small bedroom with only about ten square meters. The bathroom in their house is bigger than this second bedroom. Xue Zeyan is really going crazy. Why is this woman so stubborn and insists on making trouble with him, obediently following him to Hong Kong? Is it good?
Naturally, Xue Zeyan didn't have any work to do. He had already dealt with the work efficiently, and leaving was just to give a gluttonous woman a reason to steal food.
The door opened a crack secretly, and sure enough, I saw a certain man staring at the plate of fried chicken legs, his eyes gleaming like a hungry wolf.
She leaned closer, smelled it, and showed a satisfied expression.
Stretching out his hand, wanting to take it, he suddenly thought of something, looked towards Xue Zeyan, Xue Zeyan quickly closed the door.
"I'll eat one, so you shouldn't be able to see it?" Su Hejin did some mental construction for herself, she really wanted to eat it.
"Just eat one, no problem." Su Hejin stretched out his hand...
Through the door with a crack in it, a smile appeared on the man's lips, and he was "baited".His little fish took the bait.
……
They only ate one, and by the time Su and Jin realized it, they had already eaten five chicken wings.At this moment, she was still holding one in her hand. Seeing that almost half of the chicken wings were missing, Su Hejin was dumbfounded for a long time.
"Greedy ghost, I've clearly agreed to eat one!" Su Hejin knocked himself on the head, and reluctantly put the chicken wing back in his hand.
"How to do?"
Half of it was missing, and Xue Zeyan knew that she had eaten it secretly. Su Hejin thought hard, and finally came up with a good way. She built the remaining chicken wings like building blocks. The inside was empty. Doesn't come out a lot less.
"nailed it."
Su and Jin were very satisfied with a plate full of chicken wings.
"Hey, why haven't you slept yet?"
"what!"
The sudden appearance of Xue Zeyan's figure, Xue Zeyan's deity who suddenly appeared in front of her, startled Su Hejin. She patted her chest, where it was throbbing violently. It was true that she was afraid of ghosts knocking on the door after doing something bad.
"What are you doing? Appearing suddenly, it's frightening to death." Su Hejin said with a guilty conscience.
"When the work is done, come out."
Xue Zeyan sat down on the sofa and looked at the plate of fried chicken piled up high, he really wanted to laugh, could his little woman be more childish.
"I'm sleepy, I'm going to bed."
Xue Zeyan pretended to get the napkin on the table, and deliberately knocked over the stacked fried chicken legs. As a result, the fried chicken legs collapsed, and the number of fried chicken legs was leaked, "Hey, why are there so many fried chicken legs? I fried 12 individual."
Su Hejin groaned secretly, but still said stubbornly, "You must have remembered wrong."
"Su Hejin, are you doubting my memory? I did make 12 fried chicken drumsticks. I ate one and there should be 11 left. Now..." Xue Zeyan counted, "One...two... ...Three... how come there are still 6 left, and the remaining 5."
Xue Zeyan looked at Su Hejin, she really couldn't do bad things, she kept holding her other hand tightly, and didn't even look at her, "Did you steal it?"
"no!"
"But, less."
"I said, you remember wrongly."
Xue Zeyan leaned back and stared at her sharply, "You have forgotten that I have a photographic memory. I even remember every stupid thing you have done since we met!"
"You are the one who does stupid things, and your whole family does stupid things!"
"You stole it!" The tone was affirmative.
"I told you, I didn't! You have a good memory, so you won't remember it wrong, right? Then you can recite "List of Teachers" for me!"
Back then, Su Hejin also tutored Xue Zeyan in Chinese, and Su Hejin gave Xue Zeyan the "List of Teachers".
However, Xue Zeyan was completely confused about Chinese, especially classical Chinese.
Seeing Xue Zeyan having nothing to say, Su Hejin became complacent, "Can't you recite it? Don't forget anything. Xue Zeyan, people's memory declines with age. When you get old, you naturally have a bad memory." gone."
It's fine if you don't admit it, but now you actually despise him for being old.Where is he?He was in his prime, the most brilliant time in his life, yet he was turned down by this hateful woman.
"Don't admit it, right?"
Su Hejin shrugged and said with an innocent face, "I didn't eat, why should I admit it? It's because you are old, your memory is not good, and you remember wrongly, and you wronged me."
Wicked people have their own troubles. Compared with Su Hejin's rank and black-bellied man like Xue Zeyan, they are simply too childish.
Xue Zeyan took out his mobile phone and played the video he recorded just now. It was Su Hejin who ate five fried chicken drumsticks secretly. It was funny that he piled up the fried chicken drumsticks in an attempt to confuse his criminal evidence.
"Now, it's time to admit it?!"
Su Hejin felt as if someone had grabbed her pigtails, and she blushed for a moment, "You...you have seen it all, and you deliberately look at me to make a fool of yourself."
"It tastes good, doesn't it?"
"Xue Zeyan, get out!"
Xue Zeyan sat there without moving, and said, "I remember, you promised that I can visit my daughter anytime and anywhere!"
It was indeed Su Hejin's promise to visit her daughter anytime and anywhere, but she never expected that Xue Zeyan, such a scoundrel, would actually live in her home.
"you……"
"You still don't admit it? Good! Then I will personally collect the evidence!"
Xue Zeyan got up and walked over, with his hands on her side, Su Hejin leaned back and looked at Xue Zeyan in horror, "What are you going to do?"
"You only ate instant noodles for dinner, so it's impossible to taste fried chicken legs in your mouth, so... If I taste the taste of fried chicken legs from your mouth, you just ate it..."
Su Hejin kicked Xue Zeyan to the ground, but Xue Zeyan held his foot in his hand, "Stealing food and hitting people, Su Hejin, you are too much!"
"I'm going too far, what can you do to me!" Su Hejin started playing tricks.
"How about it?"
Xue Zeyan got up, turned Su Hejin over, pressed her on his lap, and began to spank her buttocks... "Lie! You still don't admit it! The crime was exposed, and you still kicked me, Su Hejin, you have gone too far !"
"Xue Zeyan, you dare to hit my old lady! I... ah..."
"One more thing, swearing! Old lady, you actually want to be my mother."
"...Who cares about being your mother? I don't want a son you hate so much. But...if you beg me, I can be yours... Ah, it hurts so much."
"I made you talk nonsense."
The crackling sound resounded in the silent night, and Su and Jin felt that they were going crazy, "Let me go!"
"Say you did something wrong."
"I just ate it, what can you do to me?"
"I can't do anything to you, of course I want to eat you back!"
Xue Zeyan pressed Su Hejin to the ground and began to bite her lips, "Xue Zeyan, you..."
"Don't move around, otherwise, I can't guarantee the consequences!"
……
The next day, early in the morning, Su Hejin woke up staring at the dark circles under his eyes. Xue Zeyan made a hearty breakfast, including toast, bread, ham and fried eggs.
"Eat, I'll take you to work later."
"Humph!"
A certain woman pushed the plate aside and continued to eat her instant noodles. She swore that if she ate someone's food in the future, she would be a pig.
Through the lens, Xue Zeyan looked at a woman with a strong backbone, and joked, "I won't stop eating now, after I leave, you can secretly eat again!"
Su Hejin got angry, slapped the table, and shouted, "Xue Zeyan, if I'm eating your cooking, I'm a pig!"
"All right!"
Xue Zeyan directly threw the breakfast prepared for Su Hejin into the trash can. In the past, Su Hejin would have a look of reluctance, but at this moment, she had no such expression at all, and Xue Zeyan's face darkened.
"Mom, why is your mouth swollen?"
Xue Zeyan looked at her lips, thinking of the kiss last night, his face flushed slightly, and a certain woman said, "I was bitten by a dog."
"Mom, don't we have a dog at home?"
Lan Yi has always wanted to bite a dog, but Su and Jin have always disagreed.
"Sneaked in in the middle of the night yesterday, and ran away early in the morning."
"Mom, are you going to be vaccinated against rabies?"
"Of course! Who knows if there are any disease-causing germs."
Xue Zeyan took a deep breath, trying to suppress the anger in his heart, early in the morning, getting angry is not conducive to health preservation.
"Dad, that's chili..."
(End of this chapter)
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