Chapter 1581 Children's Channel
Professor Shi couldn't help it, so he dragged his voice to answer, "Okay, okay, I won't ask, I won't ask, there are many mosquitoes in summer, if you go to the mountains, remember to hang up the mosquito net, and cover the quilt well at night... ..."
Professor Shi started rambling on, feeling the urge to teach her a lesson, Shi Mu hurriedly interrupted, "I know, I know, I'll do the laundry first, if you have anything to do, just tell me on WeChat."
Professor Shi sighed sadly, his daughter had grown up and left her side, and she would be disgusted before she even said a few words after making a phone call.
"Then I'll hang up, I have to do laundry!"
Finally about to be relieved, Shi Mu was about to hang up when a loud sneezing sound came out, it was a thick and powerful male voice!
Shi Mu stared round at Ye Jiutian.
Ye Jiutian was so frightened that he quickly pressed his lips together, pointing to the phone and then to himself with frightened eyes.
Professor Shi thought for two seconds and was puzzled, "Is there a boy next to you? Why did I hear a boy sneezing?"
Shimu: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ
"Huh? I'm watching TV. I'm doing laundry while watching TV. I just turned on the TV when I thought you were going to hang up."
Professor Shi was dubious, "Really?"
"Yeah, I'm watching a criminal investigation movie, and the suspect is about to kill the hostages, and the plot is tense!" She frantically winked at Ye Jiutian and the others who were sitting on the ground as she spoke.
Ye Jiutian reacted quickly and lowered his voice, and sneered, "You think JC can keep you? You're going to die today, Jesus won't be able to keep you, I said it!"
Jiang Yitao crawled back with both hands and feet, with a terrified expression, "Don't! Don't come here! Don't!"
Shi Mu: ...
...It's too realistic, like acting in a melodrama.
The point is, Jiang Yitao, your lines are too girly, right?
"Oh, I won't tell you, I'm going to catch up with the show quickly, bye, take care of your body~"
Shi Mu hung up the phone quickly, and saw Ye Jiutian, who was too involved in the drama, pinching Jiang Yitao's neck, laughing wildly, "Hahaha, you are dead hahaha~"
As for the latter, she brought her petiteness, weakness, and tenderness to the extreme, "No, please, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
Shi Mu: ...
These two acted, and she blushed because of the three words of criminal investigation film she just said.
It seems more accurate and appropriate to say that it is the evening program of the Children's Channel.
Even the five people in the group next door were dumbfounded, and they looked over with ten blank eyes, their faces full of confusion.
Deng Qian smiled awkwardly, and explained to the other side, "It's okay, it's okay, the two of them are just playing around..."
The team leader over there meaningfully glanced at Ye Jiutian and then at Jiang Yitao, seeming to understand the relationship between the two.
Shi Mu was terrified, sweat of fright broke out on his forehead, and Lin Zhao was wiping her with a tissue.
"My dad calls a few more times, and I guess I can go straight to heaven."
She sighed, "This story tells us that we can't tell a lie. Once we tell a lie, we have to cover it with more lies."
Lin Zhao patted her on the shoulder with a long way to go, and entrusted her with the responsibility of lying, "Liberal arts students, come on!"
"Liberal arts students are not made up. We are also logical and organized. Besides, we all follow materialism. False idealism such as lying must not exist."
When Shi Mu said he was tired, he paused, "I killed people in my previous life, but I will study literature in this life."
Lin Zhao nodded again and again, "Yes, yes, you should kill less people in this life, and study science with me in the next life."
(End of this chapter)
Professor Shi couldn't help it, so he dragged his voice to answer, "Okay, okay, I won't ask, I won't ask, there are many mosquitoes in summer, if you go to the mountains, remember to hang up the mosquito net, and cover the quilt well at night... ..."
Professor Shi started rambling on, feeling the urge to teach her a lesson, Shi Mu hurriedly interrupted, "I know, I know, I'll do the laundry first, if you have anything to do, just tell me on WeChat."
Professor Shi sighed sadly, his daughter had grown up and left her side, and she would be disgusted before she even said a few words after making a phone call.
"Then I'll hang up, I have to do laundry!"
Finally about to be relieved, Shi Mu was about to hang up when a loud sneezing sound came out, it was a thick and powerful male voice!
Shi Mu stared round at Ye Jiutian.
Ye Jiutian was so frightened that he quickly pressed his lips together, pointing to the phone and then to himself with frightened eyes.
Professor Shi thought for two seconds and was puzzled, "Is there a boy next to you? Why did I hear a boy sneezing?"
Shimu: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ
"Huh? I'm watching TV. I'm doing laundry while watching TV. I just turned on the TV when I thought you were going to hang up."
Professor Shi was dubious, "Really?"
"Yeah, I'm watching a criminal investigation movie, and the suspect is about to kill the hostages, and the plot is tense!" She frantically winked at Ye Jiutian and the others who were sitting on the ground as she spoke.
Ye Jiutian reacted quickly and lowered his voice, and sneered, "You think JC can keep you? You're going to die today, Jesus won't be able to keep you, I said it!"
Jiang Yitao crawled back with both hands and feet, with a terrified expression, "Don't! Don't come here! Don't!"
Shi Mu: ...
...It's too realistic, like acting in a melodrama.
The point is, Jiang Yitao, your lines are too girly, right?
"Oh, I won't tell you, I'm going to catch up with the show quickly, bye, take care of your body~"
Shi Mu hung up the phone quickly, and saw Ye Jiutian, who was too involved in the drama, pinching Jiang Yitao's neck, laughing wildly, "Hahaha, you are dead hahaha~"
As for the latter, she brought her petiteness, weakness, and tenderness to the extreme, "No, please, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
Shi Mu: ...
These two acted, and she blushed because of the three words of criminal investigation film she just said.
It seems more accurate and appropriate to say that it is the evening program of the Children's Channel.
Even the five people in the group next door were dumbfounded, and they looked over with ten blank eyes, their faces full of confusion.
Deng Qian smiled awkwardly, and explained to the other side, "It's okay, it's okay, the two of them are just playing around..."
The team leader over there meaningfully glanced at Ye Jiutian and then at Jiang Yitao, seeming to understand the relationship between the two.
Shi Mu was terrified, sweat of fright broke out on his forehead, and Lin Zhao was wiping her with a tissue.
"My dad calls a few more times, and I guess I can go straight to heaven."
She sighed, "This story tells us that we can't tell a lie. Once we tell a lie, we have to cover it with more lies."
Lin Zhao patted her on the shoulder with a long way to go, and entrusted her with the responsibility of lying, "Liberal arts students, come on!"
"Liberal arts students are not made up. We are also logical and organized. Besides, we all follow materialism. False idealism such as lying must not exist."
When Shi Mu said he was tired, he paused, "I killed people in my previous life, but I will study literature in this life."
Lin Zhao nodded again and again, "Yes, yes, you should kill less people in this life, and study science with me in the next life."
(End of this chapter)
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