Chapter 199
The little demon was really provoked, and retorted: "How is it possible?! How could my parents abandon me because of these three moles? Don't talk nonsense!"
"Hehe! If you are thrown away, you will be thrown away. What's the use of holding on?" Lan Guanqi wrinkled his nose and continued to poke him.
"I don't want you to bandage it! I will bandage it myself! Don't speak ill of my parents!" The Little Number Demon was really angry.What he hates most is that people say that he is a child abandoned by his parents.
This is the Achilles' heel of his heart, and he will fight desperately if anyone touches it.If the person in front of him is not Xiao Qiqi he likes, he is probably not just angry.
Although Lan Guanqi had no mother since childhood, he did have a father.She didn't know Xiaoshumo cared so much about his parents being mentioned.
I have never seen Xiaoshumo look so serious and angry, Lan Guanqi was amused, sat next to him, and watched him bandage his own wound.
The small number demon didn't say a word, and silently bandaged it.
Seeing him like this, Lan Guanqi was not used to it. After thinking for a while, he said, "You can't be really angry, are you? If you want to be angry, you should be angry with Princess Li, who is the culprit. She plotted against you first, otherwise , I have no chance to poke your foot..." However, she was really cruel, that thorn...
The Little Number Demon interrupted her and said, "I'm not angry with you. I'm just thinking about how to avenge myself."
"Revenge? She is the princess, how can you kill her?" Lan Guanqi said contemptuously.
"I don't want to kill her, but it's okay to take her down, right? I won't kill her just because of your aggression. Do you think I'm really a child? I will soon return to my original image of a handsome and invincible man." Counting the dates, he will indeed return to his original form soon.However, I wonder if Xiao Qiqi will like his appearance?He is not as sissy as Gu Qianyi.
"How are you going to fix her? Put laxatives in her diet?" Lan Guanqi didn't believe that Xiao Shumo would turn into such a handsome and invincible appearance.However, if he wanted to mess with someone, she was very interested.She just doesn't like Princess Li very much. If she can be punished, she must participate.
"I'm not so despicable and shameless, okay?" Xiao Shumo repaired the injury on his foot.
"Hmph! If you weren't so despicable and shameless, who else would you punish?"
"Come here with your ear, I'll tell you something fun, and you'll be very interested in it."
"Hmph!" Although Lan Guanqi snorted coldly, he still approached Xiaoshumo, and moved his ear a little closer.
Xiaoshumo whispered something in Lan Guanqi's ear for a while.
Lan Guanqi's face was full of joy when he heard it, and asked: "Are you sure you can do it?"
"You'll know if you try it? How about turning her face into a pig's head? Are you interested?" Xiao Shumo blinked, showing the appearance of a ghostly and slippery boy to the fullest.
In the evening, the sun was setting and the forest was full of dust.
At the foot of Foli Mountain, Master Fang Qin of Nian Ci Nunnery hurried back with a few female disciples.
They loaded their carts with food and were about to go up the mountain when suddenly, an old nun in gray clothes with fluttering skirts in the forest on the left came walking along with a young nun, and they happened to bump into Mrs. Fang Qin.
Seeing the gray-clothed nun, Master Fangqin put his palms together and said, "Amitabha! I didn't expect to see Master Wuchen here. The poor nun is really lucky. I don't know why the teacher came down from Xiantai Peak? Did you pass by here, or came here on a special trip?"
The grey-clothed old nun, Master Wuchen also folded his palms together, sang "Amitabha" and then replied: "Master Fang Qin from Nian Ci Temple here?"
"It's the poor nun."
"It's really great! Pindao was about to go down the mountain, but he happened to pass by. But judging by the weather, I'm afraid I'll have to spend the night on Foli Mountain. I just want to go up the mountain. I think Master Fang Qin can make it easier."
Master Fang Qin smiled and said, "Amitabha! Of course, please! The poor nun just went out to buy new year's goods and was about to go up the mountain."
Master Wuchen said: "Amitabha! It's better to meet by chance than to invite each other."
"Why did the master go down the mountain?" Fang Qin asked the wife as she walked.
It is rumored that Master Dugu Wuchen will never go down the mountain easily because she has the title of "Xianshi Wuchen" in Xiantai Mountain, and she is very effective in divination.
Master Wuchen said: "The reason why I went down the mountain is because I got a hexagram recently. The hexagram shows that the fortunes of the Eastern Han Dynasty are in decline and chaos. I want to go down the mountain to remind all sects, alert the world, and pay attention to the invasion of foreign enemies at any time. .”
Upon hearing this, Master Fangqin asked nervously, "What should we do? Recently, the Northern Zhou Kingdom, the Southern Shu Kingdom, and the Western Chu Kingdom all stared at us in the Eastern Han Dynasty. I don't know where the chaos came from."
"North." Master Wuchen replied.
"Is there a way to resolve it?"
"The fate of the country is the cycle of heaven, and the poor nun can only measure one or two, so how can there be a way to resolve it? The only way is for the poor nun to go down the mountain to alert the world and do his best."
"..."
On the mountain.
It was already dinner time, and the nuns in Nin Ji Temple ate vegetarian food.
Shangguan Luo told the nuns here not to prepare dinner for them, they planned to solve the meal problem by themselves.
Li Xiangqin, the third princess and Lan Guanqi were arranged to rest in the same wing.
At this moment, there are only Li Xiangqin and the third princess Feng Yuanzhu in the wing room, and Lan Guanqi has not returned yet.
Sitting in front of a small bronze mirror, Li Xiangqin said unhappily, "Really! Why did you arrange for that country girl to share the same wing with us?"
The third princess, Feng Yuanzhu, said indifferently: "There is no way to do this. There are not many rooms in this nunnery. Besides, that Lan Guanqi is also the eldest lady of the chess house."
Li Xiangqin said contemptuously: "What kind of young lady is that? You're so ridiculous! She's just a swordsman who doesn't know any etiquette. Her speech is rude and indecent, and it's unbearable to listen to. I don't know if I have read "Four Books" What about the Five Classics?"
The third princess was a little bit depressed and said: "Just let it go, who told you to come out with me? Seventh brother means that he will not return to the palace for the time being. If you continue to look for brother Zun, you may have to sleep in the open air in the future. If you suffer No, let’s go back to Xiangfu.”
Li Xiangqin said: "Who said I can't bear to sleep in the open? I just can't bear to live in the same room with a country girl. However, since your three princesses can bear it, I have no reason not to bear it."
Lan Guanqi just came back and heard the conversation between the two clearly outside the door.With her temper, it stands to reason that she should explode immediately.
However, she suppressed the anger in her heart, suddenly smiled strangely, and then stepped into the door with her sword in her arms as if she hadn't heard their words.
After entering the door, she walked directly to Li Xiangqin's side without saying hello to the two of them, and then, caught off guard, reached out and snatched the mirror from Li Xiangqin's hand unexpectedly.
"You!" Li Xiangqin was so angry that he choked on his saliva.
But Lan Guanqi looked at himself in the mirror as if nothing had happened, and said leisurely: "Brother Shangguan just said that tonight's dinner is arranged in the back mountain. I have already sent people to hunt a lot of game, and everyone will go to the back mountain later. Go for BBQ."
After she finished speaking, she walked to the bed, picked up a comb, and combed her hair slowly in front of the mirror.
Li Xiangqin said angrily: "Lan Guanqi! If you snatch the mirror of the princess when you enter the door, you are not afraid that I will sue your husband to the prince later, and let the prince drive you away?"
Lan Guanqi sneered and said, "What am I afraid of? I'm a country girl. It's my lady's nature to steal people's things. It's completely normal. What do you want? Do you want to take it back? Or fight with me? But , your dignified Prime Minister's daughter, fighting with a wild girl like me, I don't know if it will lose your princess status?"
"You..." Li Xiangqin wanted to snatch it back, but paused again.How could she be afraid of losing her status as princess?It's just that her martial arts are definitely not as good as Lan Guanqi, and this is what she cares about.
Lan Guanqi leisurely, ignoring Li Xiangqin's anger, suddenly took out a very delicate rouge gouache box from his bosom, unscrewed it, put the box in his nose and smelled it, and praised: "Ah! It smells so good ! A good thing is a good thing!"
Li Xiangqin snorted coldly and said, "What can you have? You're so ridiculous!"
Lan Guanqi said: "Of course I don't have any good things. But this rouge gouache box, I begged for it from the Crown Princess. The Crown Princess said... This is a tribute from the West Chu Kingdom. One of the gifts sent to the family when she is pregnant."
"If it's really a good thing, if she doesn't use it herself, will she give it to you? It can't be some fake and low-grade stuff!! Be careful of any red spots on your face." Li Xiangqin thought about typing But Lan Guanqi, even if he is a princess, he can't do anything to her, so he can't help but get even more angry.
Lan Guanqi froze and said: "Other things, of course they may not be given to me. But, don't you know? Our princess never wears rouge powder. So what? What's the point of the princess giving me rouge powder?" Strange? Do you know why our princess doesn't wear makeup? That's because our princess's skin is so good, how tender it is! These rouges and powders are not comparable, so there is no need to apply makeup."
Li Xiangqin believed it a little bit now.Because she also heard that Baili Piaoxue doesn't like to use rouge and powder, her skin is really more beautiful than other people's rouge and powder.Although she didn't quite believe it, she had also seen Baili Piaoxue at her house, and the complexion on her face was so good that it made people jealous.
However, her Li Xiangqin's skin must use rouge and gouache.Although she is the daughter of the prime minister, she always feels that her skin is not fair enough.
This time she went out in a hurry and forgot to bring rouge and gouache.So there is such a good thing in front of her, which is exactly what she wants most, and her eyes are shining.
Seeing Lan Guanqi smearing his face with rouge and powder, his face immediately became more colorful.She couldn't bear it any longer, and suddenly walked to the back of Lan Guanqi, just like Lan Guanqi snatched the mirror in her hand just now, unexpectedly, snatched the gouache box from Lan Guanqi's hand!
Lan Guanqi turned around, not in a hurry to snatch it back, and stretched out his hand and said, "Princess Li, grab my rouge? This doesn't fit your status, does it? Come again! Otherwise..."
"Otherwise, what do you want?" Princess Li became arrogant and unreasonable, and of course she would not lose to Lan Guanqi.
Lan Guanqi clenched his fists with both hands, and then said "Aw!" to her, "You majestic princess, if you want something, won't you...buy it?"
"Buy it? Didn't you say you got it from the princess? How do you buy it?" Princess Li asked with her head raised.
Lan Guanqi seemed to have sold a trick and said: "Of course... I bought it from Miss Ben! Miss Ben never likes to use this thing. But if you grab it by force, you know Miss Ben's martial arts, right? What do you think? ...Will Miss Ben...let you go?"
(End of this chapter)
The little demon was really provoked, and retorted: "How is it possible?! How could my parents abandon me because of these three moles? Don't talk nonsense!"
"Hehe! If you are thrown away, you will be thrown away. What's the use of holding on?" Lan Guanqi wrinkled his nose and continued to poke him.
"I don't want you to bandage it! I will bandage it myself! Don't speak ill of my parents!" The Little Number Demon was really angry.What he hates most is that people say that he is a child abandoned by his parents.
This is the Achilles' heel of his heart, and he will fight desperately if anyone touches it.If the person in front of him is not Xiao Qiqi he likes, he is probably not just angry.
Although Lan Guanqi had no mother since childhood, he did have a father.She didn't know Xiaoshumo cared so much about his parents being mentioned.
I have never seen Xiaoshumo look so serious and angry, Lan Guanqi was amused, sat next to him, and watched him bandage his own wound.
The small number demon didn't say a word, and silently bandaged it.
Seeing him like this, Lan Guanqi was not used to it. After thinking for a while, he said, "You can't be really angry, are you? If you want to be angry, you should be angry with Princess Li, who is the culprit. She plotted against you first, otherwise , I have no chance to poke your foot..." However, she was really cruel, that thorn...
The Little Number Demon interrupted her and said, "I'm not angry with you. I'm just thinking about how to avenge myself."
"Revenge? She is the princess, how can you kill her?" Lan Guanqi said contemptuously.
"I don't want to kill her, but it's okay to take her down, right? I won't kill her just because of your aggression. Do you think I'm really a child? I will soon return to my original image of a handsome and invincible man." Counting the dates, he will indeed return to his original form soon.However, I wonder if Xiao Qiqi will like his appearance?He is not as sissy as Gu Qianyi.
"How are you going to fix her? Put laxatives in her diet?" Lan Guanqi didn't believe that Xiao Shumo would turn into such a handsome and invincible appearance.However, if he wanted to mess with someone, she was very interested.She just doesn't like Princess Li very much. If she can be punished, she must participate.
"I'm not so despicable and shameless, okay?" Xiao Shumo repaired the injury on his foot.
"Hmph! If you weren't so despicable and shameless, who else would you punish?"
"Come here with your ear, I'll tell you something fun, and you'll be very interested in it."
"Hmph!" Although Lan Guanqi snorted coldly, he still approached Xiaoshumo, and moved his ear a little closer.
Xiaoshumo whispered something in Lan Guanqi's ear for a while.
Lan Guanqi's face was full of joy when he heard it, and asked: "Are you sure you can do it?"
"You'll know if you try it? How about turning her face into a pig's head? Are you interested?" Xiao Shumo blinked, showing the appearance of a ghostly and slippery boy to the fullest.
In the evening, the sun was setting and the forest was full of dust.
At the foot of Foli Mountain, Master Fang Qin of Nian Ci Nunnery hurried back with a few female disciples.
They loaded their carts with food and were about to go up the mountain when suddenly, an old nun in gray clothes with fluttering skirts in the forest on the left came walking along with a young nun, and they happened to bump into Mrs. Fang Qin.
Seeing the gray-clothed nun, Master Fangqin put his palms together and said, "Amitabha! I didn't expect to see Master Wuchen here. The poor nun is really lucky. I don't know why the teacher came down from Xiantai Peak? Did you pass by here, or came here on a special trip?"
The grey-clothed old nun, Master Wuchen also folded his palms together, sang "Amitabha" and then replied: "Master Fang Qin from Nian Ci Temple here?"
"It's the poor nun."
"It's really great! Pindao was about to go down the mountain, but he happened to pass by. But judging by the weather, I'm afraid I'll have to spend the night on Foli Mountain. I just want to go up the mountain. I think Master Fang Qin can make it easier."
Master Fang Qin smiled and said, "Amitabha! Of course, please! The poor nun just went out to buy new year's goods and was about to go up the mountain."
Master Wuchen said: "Amitabha! It's better to meet by chance than to invite each other."
"Why did the master go down the mountain?" Fang Qin asked the wife as she walked.
It is rumored that Master Dugu Wuchen will never go down the mountain easily because she has the title of "Xianshi Wuchen" in Xiantai Mountain, and she is very effective in divination.
Master Wuchen said: "The reason why I went down the mountain is because I got a hexagram recently. The hexagram shows that the fortunes of the Eastern Han Dynasty are in decline and chaos. I want to go down the mountain to remind all sects, alert the world, and pay attention to the invasion of foreign enemies at any time. .”
Upon hearing this, Master Fangqin asked nervously, "What should we do? Recently, the Northern Zhou Kingdom, the Southern Shu Kingdom, and the Western Chu Kingdom all stared at us in the Eastern Han Dynasty. I don't know where the chaos came from."
"North." Master Wuchen replied.
"Is there a way to resolve it?"
"The fate of the country is the cycle of heaven, and the poor nun can only measure one or two, so how can there be a way to resolve it? The only way is for the poor nun to go down the mountain to alert the world and do his best."
"..."
On the mountain.
It was already dinner time, and the nuns in Nin Ji Temple ate vegetarian food.
Shangguan Luo told the nuns here not to prepare dinner for them, they planned to solve the meal problem by themselves.
Li Xiangqin, the third princess and Lan Guanqi were arranged to rest in the same wing.
At this moment, there are only Li Xiangqin and the third princess Feng Yuanzhu in the wing room, and Lan Guanqi has not returned yet.
Sitting in front of a small bronze mirror, Li Xiangqin said unhappily, "Really! Why did you arrange for that country girl to share the same wing with us?"
The third princess, Feng Yuanzhu, said indifferently: "There is no way to do this. There are not many rooms in this nunnery. Besides, that Lan Guanqi is also the eldest lady of the chess house."
Li Xiangqin said contemptuously: "What kind of young lady is that? You're so ridiculous! She's just a swordsman who doesn't know any etiquette. Her speech is rude and indecent, and it's unbearable to listen to. I don't know if I have read "Four Books" What about the Five Classics?"
The third princess was a little bit depressed and said: "Just let it go, who told you to come out with me? Seventh brother means that he will not return to the palace for the time being. If you continue to look for brother Zun, you may have to sleep in the open air in the future. If you suffer No, let’s go back to Xiangfu.”
Li Xiangqin said: "Who said I can't bear to sleep in the open? I just can't bear to live in the same room with a country girl. However, since your three princesses can bear it, I have no reason not to bear it."
Lan Guanqi just came back and heard the conversation between the two clearly outside the door.With her temper, it stands to reason that she should explode immediately.
However, she suppressed the anger in her heart, suddenly smiled strangely, and then stepped into the door with her sword in her arms as if she hadn't heard their words.
After entering the door, she walked directly to Li Xiangqin's side without saying hello to the two of them, and then, caught off guard, reached out and snatched the mirror from Li Xiangqin's hand unexpectedly.
"You!" Li Xiangqin was so angry that he choked on his saliva.
But Lan Guanqi looked at himself in the mirror as if nothing had happened, and said leisurely: "Brother Shangguan just said that tonight's dinner is arranged in the back mountain. I have already sent people to hunt a lot of game, and everyone will go to the back mountain later. Go for BBQ."
After she finished speaking, she walked to the bed, picked up a comb, and combed her hair slowly in front of the mirror.
Li Xiangqin said angrily: "Lan Guanqi! If you snatch the mirror of the princess when you enter the door, you are not afraid that I will sue your husband to the prince later, and let the prince drive you away?"
Lan Guanqi sneered and said, "What am I afraid of? I'm a country girl. It's my lady's nature to steal people's things. It's completely normal. What do you want? Do you want to take it back? Or fight with me? But , your dignified Prime Minister's daughter, fighting with a wild girl like me, I don't know if it will lose your princess status?"
"You..." Li Xiangqin wanted to snatch it back, but paused again.How could she be afraid of losing her status as princess?It's just that her martial arts are definitely not as good as Lan Guanqi, and this is what she cares about.
Lan Guanqi leisurely, ignoring Li Xiangqin's anger, suddenly took out a very delicate rouge gouache box from his bosom, unscrewed it, put the box in his nose and smelled it, and praised: "Ah! It smells so good ! A good thing is a good thing!"
Li Xiangqin snorted coldly and said, "What can you have? You're so ridiculous!"
Lan Guanqi said: "Of course I don't have any good things. But this rouge gouache box, I begged for it from the Crown Princess. The Crown Princess said... This is a tribute from the West Chu Kingdom. One of the gifts sent to the family when she is pregnant."
"If it's really a good thing, if she doesn't use it herself, will she give it to you? It can't be some fake and low-grade stuff!! Be careful of any red spots on your face." Li Xiangqin thought about typing But Lan Guanqi, even if he is a princess, he can't do anything to her, so he can't help but get even more angry.
Lan Guanqi froze and said: "Other things, of course they may not be given to me. But, don't you know? Our princess never wears rouge powder. So what? What's the point of the princess giving me rouge powder?" Strange? Do you know why our princess doesn't wear makeup? That's because our princess's skin is so good, how tender it is! These rouges and powders are not comparable, so there is no need to apply makeup."
Li Xiangqin believed it a little bit now.Because she also heard that Baili Piaoxue doesn't like to use rouge and powder, her skin is really more beautiful than other people's rouge and powder.Although she didn't quite believe it, she had also seen Baili Piaoxue at her house, and the complexion on her face was so good that it made people jealous.
However, her Li Xiangqin's skin must use rouge and gouache.Although she is the daughter of the prime minister, she always feels that her skin is not fair enough.
This time she went out in a hurry and forgot to bring rouge and gouache.So there is such a good thing in front of her, which is exactly what she wants most, and her eyes are shining.
Seeing Lan Guanqi smearing his face with rouge and powder, his face immediately became more colorful.She couldn't bear it any longer, and suddenly walked to the back of Lan Guanqi, just like Lan Guanqi snatched the mirror in her hand just now, unexpectedly, snatched the gouache box from Lan Guanqi's hand!
Lan Guanqi turned around, not in a hurry to snatch it back, and stretched out his hand and said, "Princess Li, grab my rouge? This doesn't fit your status, does it? Come again! Otherwise..."
"Otherwise, what do you want?" Princess Li became arrogant and unreasonable, and of course she would not lose to Lan Guanqi.
Lan Guanqi clenched his fists with both hands, and then said "Aw!" to her, "You majestic princess, if you want something, won't you...buy it?"
"Buy it? Didn't you say you got it from the princess? How do you buy it?" Princess Li asked with her head raised.
Lan Guanqi seemed to have sold a trick and said: "Of course... I bought it from Miss Ben! Miss Ben never likes to use this thing. But if you grab it by force, you know Miss Ben's martial arts, right? What do you think? ...Will Miss Ben...let you go?"
(End of this chapter)
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