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Chapter 1090 Fanwaizhen is like a little mouse (2)
After finishing speaking, she closed her eyes, not wanting to look at him again.

He listened, nodded in agreement, and said with a clear face: "It's really hard work, it's rare that you still have this understanding!"

I can't bear it, I don't need to bear it anymore!Tantaihuang quickly opened her eyes, then took off her shoes at the speed of light, and was about to throw a parabola in his direction, letting this bitch know her temper!

But he suddenly picked up the memorial again, turned his body slightly, and said: "Actually, the empress wants to change this situation, experience being the empress dowager, and let the master be beside the empress dowager... Well, it's not impossible!"

To be a eunuch?He really can't say it, and he can't accept it, so let's serve him.

Ok?
Tantaihuang raised her eyebrows, suddenly withdrew her raised hand, put down her shoes temporarily, and waited for his next words.

He turned his body sideways again, and stopped looking at her at all, before he asked, "Zifeng, Yuchifeng, and Dugucheng, the three of them are in a happy mood every day, and their faces are rosy! What about Chu Qiqi, Wei Feng , Ling Yan, serve like an ancestor. My queen, do you know what this means?"

Tantaihuang frowned, and had a bad feeling, always felt that this guy couldn't spit out ivory from his mouth!But since she asked her, she still followed her own way of thinking and added some favorable remarks to her, and seriously annotated his question: "Because they live a happy life, which also shows that they are wife slaves and obey their wives." , is beneficial, it can make people happy physically and mentally, with a rosy complexion and a healthy body!"

"No. This shows that their daily lives are harmonious, and they must cooperate well in bed, so they are very satisfied and respectful of their wives! But as a person who is always dissatisfied with desires, if you do it a few times, you will be treated coldly by the queen. The man who greets the queen for several days and even throws out the bedroll, I really can’t be satisfied with the queen, and obey!" He said with a very calm expression, as if he was not talking about some wretched topic about sleeping, but a serious conversation. official business.

After Tantaihuang heard this, her bad premonition came to fruition, and her expression changed a few times. For a second, she really began to examine herself. In fact, the unharmonious life under the bed is often an important reason for the conflicts in many couples' lives.And a good marriage requires not only love, but also careful management. According to him, is she a little too selfish?

Just as she was reflecting on herself, he calmly said again: "If the queen is willing to make some appropriate changes to her words, such as changing from not wanting to wanting, from slowing down to being quicker, from getting out to doing it again .Master must be very willing to be a little mouse who looks the same on the outside, and pays the highest respect and the most considerate service to the queen!"

After Tantaihuang heard this, her face turned red, then dark, and finally pale.If she really listened to him, would she still be able to live until the day she died normally?

Looking at his face, that picturesque face that can always make people feel dizzy at a glance.At this moment, his expression was calm, and he didn't feel ashamed at all for the unhealthy words he said. He turned his body twice, as if to express that he was really dissatisfied with Tantaihuang's performance in this aspect, so he didn't want to see her at all. of.

After a while, she had a dark face, and finally found a suitable sentence to describe him, and saved her face by the way: "You are simply vulgar!" She just mentioned the issue of the leadership of the family, and he immediately thought of going to bed , my head is full of unhealthy colored thoughts, this is that, ah, by the way-the three views are not correct!
He smiled dotingly, but she didn't see her, and said vulgarly: "Huh? Do you want to make some objective and fair comparisons with women, and all kinds of words and behaviors that are compared to tigresses?" As soon as she finished speaking, her shoes flew towards her!

He tilted his head slightly and was not hit.Well, the two deflections just now were indeed wise. No matter from which angle she attacks, it is very convenient to avoid the shoes in this direction.

Tantaihuang was very annoyed that she didn't hit the bitch!He tore off the mask on his face, stretched out a finger and slapped him for a long time, trembling with anger, and finally said angrily: "Okay, I am a tigress! I have wronged you old man, I bully you every day You weak mouse, now the tigress packs up and leaves, little mouse you are free from now on, goodbye!"

After speaking, he got up annoyed, and was about to leave, but within a few steps, he was stopped by an iron arm, trapped in a warm embrace with the fragrance of Clivia, and tightly surrounded him.

The bitch's laughing voice sounded from the top of his head: "I have a tendency to be abused, and I like to be abused by a tigress!"

"You—" Tantaihuang was furious, tigress, fuck the tigress!

Seeing that she was really angry, he finally stopped being mean, his brows were slightly frowned, and he looked very serious, and said: "However, even if it is a tigress, the queen is also gentle, kind, and elegant, very suitable for the world of motherhood." The queen is not only good-looking, but also dignified, open-minded and kind-hearted. It is my honor to marry such a tigress! Especially the queen is a tigress on the surface, but she is very shy and timid in her heart. Definitely a model of a lady, the description of 'obedient cat' is not enough to describe one or two tenths of the queen's gentleness!"

The servants and servants inside and outside the palace heard their majesty's damn nonsense, and the corners of their mouths twitched unceasingly, feeling that this world was already fantasy.If a female man like the queen can be regarded as a model of a shy lady, then men can call themselves ladies without wearing women's clothes!

The onlookers were all speechless, but after hearing his words, Tantaihuang felt that these remarks described herself very realistically, so she nodded in satisfaction, and the anger in her chest finally calmed down.

"Count you acquainted!"

He chuckled and said nothing, and understood why a man like Chu Changge was so good with women.It turns out that talking nonsense out of conscience that doesn't match the facts can really make women happy.Of course, even if he said some nonsense to praise others against his conscience, he was only willing to say it to the little woman in his arms.

However, as for what she hoped for him to be like... a eunuch, serving her as the empress dowager.

He frowned slightly, thinking seriously.He has never been used to control, so he is naturally not used to obeying, but since this little fox wants, he still has to work hard to overcome it.If he serves his wife, how can he be better than Zifeng and the others?
He was thinking about this, Tantaihuang naturally didn't know.

She calmed down, but remembered something, and asked with a frown, "Jun Jinglan, why don't you worry about the children at all, the Tai Academy's assessment is very strict, so you don't worry that they won't be able to get in?"

(End of this chapter)