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Chapter 183 I'm Not Finishing With You! (1)
As for whether their miserable life experiences are real or fabricated, it is still unknown for the time being!
Anyway, Ling Yan listened, and finally calmed down after discovering that there are actually many people worse than her in the world!Of course, this is all Tantaihuang's understanding. As for the reason why Ling Yan is really calm, only Ling Yan knows it in her heart!
Tantaihuang and Jun Jinglan rode a horse together, so naturally there was an empty one before, and now it was just right for Ling Yan to ride.

A group of people headed in the direction of Mobei, and they had to move quickly, otherwise the prefect's family would chase after them if they were uncertain.

Miraculously, after riding the horses, after a while, they were surprised to see the scene reappear!They saw from a distance—a person lying on a piece of green grass.Wearing white clothes, his white clothes scattered among the fine grass, and at a glance, it looked like a white lotus blooming in the vast sea.

Everything can be seen in the same scene yesterday morning, but fainted in a different place!
Ah, there is a little difference from yesterday, that is, there is a wooden sign next to that person.

On the top of the sign was written a few large characters: "I am about to die, and I need to be rescued! Come and save me!"

The corners of Tantaihuang's eyes twitched slightly, this guy is really good, he fainted there yesterday, they couldn't help them, and today he fainted again, and even inserted a sign...

And Ye Xingchen in the dark, the corners of his mouth twitched constantly, looking at his master speechlessly!This is what Master Guoshi said yesterday...

Said aggressively, whether he needs to be rescued or not, is not up to Prince Beiming!

So, today he lay down and held up a sign by himself, saying that he needs to be rescued, and let himself have the final say?

Tantaihuang stared at the person on the ground for a while speechlessly, then turned her head and asked Jun Jinglan behind her: "Say, shall we save him?"

The word "save" sounded very heavy.

The crown prince gave a cold look at the person lying on the ground pretending to be dizzy with a half smile, and said with a low smile: "There is a way, once rescued, he will wake up!"

"What method?" Tantaihuang vaguely guessed something.

Little Xing Xing's children's shoes quickly stood in front of him, waved Liu Hai unrestrainedly, looked up to the sky and let out a whimper, then raised his hind hoof and smiled wretchedly - the best way is for Master Xing to shit on his face!Master Xing just wanted to come up with Gong!Give Master Xing this chance?

With a wave of his hind hoof, he saw Ye Xingchen in the dark in horror!If this is really a piece of shit, the Master of the State Teacher will not have to take his skin off!

Jun Jinglan glanced at Xiao Xingxing's body with her narrow and charming eyes, and said with a lazy smile: "Little Xingxing, get out of the way, how can you kill a chicken with a sledgehammer!"

Master Xing retracted his hooves boldly, stretched his two front paws forward, and kicked his two hind hooves on the ground. His body and the horizontal ground presented a 45-degree angle, and his nine tails were also folded into one.Form a straight line... stand still for a long time!
Tantaihuang looked at its difficult movements speechlessly, turned her head and asked Jun Jinglan: "Is it crazy?" Isn't it tiring to hold it like this?
As soon as the words came out, Master Xing quickly jumped up, took off his underwear and was about to throw it in Tantaihuang's face: "Aww! Aww!" Are you blind?Master Xing's posture just now is such a chic chopper!The beauty of art, a chicken knife like you will never understand!
"Bang!" Tantaihuang stretched out her foot and kicked mercilessly!
The children's shoes of the little star who were rushing angrily were kicked flying, forming a beautiful parabola in the air, with silver light shining, very beautiful and moving under the sun's rays, and the fall was indeed very artistic...

Wei Feng swallowed hard, and then quietly glanced at the face of his own prince. Usually, anyone who dares to say something wrong to Master Xing will have his tongue cut off!The Crown Princess has disrespected Lord Xing many times, and this time she just flew away directly. You won't be angry, right?

However, the crown prince raised his sleeve robe slightly, placed Ruyu's long fingers on his forehead, and looked at the direction where Master Xing was flying away from a distance, as if overlooking.When Little Xingxing's children's shoes fell into the grass, he finally withdrew his hand and held the reins again, and a three-point gentle and seven-point cold voice sounded slowly: "You can fly so far with just one kick, it seems that Little Xingxing has been pampered too much recently !"

As soon as these words came out, Master Xing, who was paralyzed in the grass and waited for comfort, jumped up quickly, and rushed out. As soon as they followed, his two front paws began to wipe tears: "Wow!" Master, Xing It's not that Master is pampered anymore, it's because Master Xing hasn't eaten snacks or a good meal for a long time since we parted, so his skills have plummeted!
Little Xing Xing's children's shoes were crying, and even spun around in a circle: "Wow..." You see, Master Xing has been hungry and thin recently...

"It has gained a lot of weight!" Jun Jinglan stared coldly at the lump of fat around its waist, his eyes were cold, as if blaming it for not knowing how to maintain its figure!
Hearing this, Master Xing twitched, followed his eyes, lowered his head to look at his waist, and quickly covered his stomach with his two front paws. The wolf's face became embarrassed, and his watery eyes looked flatteringly. My master: "Wow!"——Master, Master Xing is not fat, he just ate something in the morning and hasn't digested it yet!

Haven't digested yet!While arguing, she moved to the side lightly, ah, didn't you hear the owner's godmother say that there is some slimming tea?Give Master Xing a drink...

One person and one wolf are dealing with housework here, and the laughing and speechless brother over there is already almost collapsed by the warm sun, and he will fall asleep after a while of groaning!
At this moment, the crown prince suddenly spoke with great interest: "Wei Feng, Cheng Ya, when you race horses later, whoever steps over that person first will win? I will give you rich prizes! "

Great prizes? !Cheng Ya's eyes lit up, there are often horse riding competitions in their Mobei, and there will be huge prizes for winning, but unfortunately, as the princess's maid, she never had the opportunity to participate!She has been eager to try for many years, and this is simply the fulfillment of her wish for many years!Although the matter of stepping on people is a bit unethical, but Prince Beiming is so powerful, just stepping on a hoof should be able to cure him!
So, she nodded happily: "Okay! Okay!"

Wei Feng didn't think much, just nodded coldly, she only knew that the master wanted her to win, and hoped that she would help to stomp that man on the ground!So she will definitely obey the wish of the master!
Immediately afterwards, the two horses began to dig the dirt!Tantaihuang swallowed her saliva, and looked sympathetically at the person lying on the ground pretending to be dead...

Just when they raised their hands high and were about to whip the horse over, the people on the ground sat up straight!Elegant and pure eyes swept towards those ruthless people, slapped the ashes on their buttocks, stood up quickly, and then stared at them fiercely, with an angry voice like a banished fairy: "Damn! Lao Tzu Stop playing!"

Tantaihuang and the others looked at him speechlessly, no matter how you looked at him, he looked like a fairy who had come to this world, an expert outside the world.How do you talk like a hooligan?

(End of this chapter)