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Chapter 24 Stealing straw paper in the wind and night!
Chapter 24 Stealing straw paper in the wind and night!
have to!The animal thought of itself as the evildoer's daughter-in-law, and cried while hugging the pillow, insisting on asking him to go back.Tantaihuang cursed in her heart!
Jun Jinglan nodded, as if she was used to the little star's way of doing things, she stood up, glanced at Tantaihuang again, and said, "I'm waiting for you to bring my prize!" Walk.
After taking two steps, I suddenly remembered something.With a wave of his hand, the rays of the sun passed by, and the lavender cloak on his shoulders fell on Tantaihuang: "Ye. It's too cold!"
After all, let's go.Leave behind an arrogant, contemptuous, and magnificent back.
Such a back view looks very charming and very individual.Tantaihuang looked at his back for a while, and suddenly a strange idea popped up in his mind... What would happen if such a sense of beauty was destroyed?Thinking about it, he shouted loudly at his back: "Actually, Sophie's elastic close-fitting sanitary napkin is equivalent to a menstrual cloth for women and a diaper for men!" run!
Jun Jinglan stopped walking, and the cinnabar between her brows also slowly changed color.When he turned around, the woman had already disappeared!
Give him a diaper as a prize?Um?
Suddenly thinking of the phrase "No matter how you turn over, you won't miss it", the smile on Jun Jinglan's lips deepened.
Seeing this, the hidden guard at the side said respectfully: "Master, do you want to teach her a lesson?" How dare you tease His Highness the Crown Prince, you want to die!
Lazily raised his hand to stop it.Then, he strode forward, walking while talking to himself: "A woman without a conscience..."
Is this how he rewarded him with the Soul-fixing Orb and the cloak?Diapers, menstrual cloths... The prince suddenly raised his hand to touch his chin, and smiled slowly.The smile is very weak, like snow melting in winter.
The hidden guard on the side looked at this smile and couldn't help trembling.Every time His Highness the Crown Prince shows this kind of smile, it means... someone is going to be unlucky!That woman, please be blessed!
Tantaihuang jumped out of the house and ran for a long time, but no one came after her.Only then was he relieved, the cloak on his shoulders smudged with a faint scent of Clivia, it seemed that the evildoer liked Clivia quite a bit!But I'm not used to wearing men's things on my shoulders!I tore it off and was going to throw it away, but after looking at the fabric for a while, it should be worth a lot, so keep it, maybe it can be exchanged for money sometime!Thinking about it, he threw it and the burden through the window.
The hidden guards who were guarding all around noticed that she had come out at some time, and was about to go forward to ask, but saw her flashing quickly, and quickly disappeared into the night.It's too late to stop!
The hidden guards were in a dilemma when a man in a light blue brocade robe stepped into the courtyard at this moment.
"His Royal Highness!" The hidden guards knelt down and saluted together.
A pair of seductive peach blossom eyes looked at the direction Tantaihuang left.a long time.
Finally, Tantai Ji took a deep breath, and said: "Follow the princess quietly, and help secretly." It turned out that the assassin had finished interrogating and came to see if the girl was frightened, but he didn't expect to see her run away as soon as he came in.The speed is quite fast!
"Your Highness, don't you want to stop the princess?" The dark guard raised his head and asked, the princess is a well-known troublemaker in Mobei, and she doesn't know what will happen when she goes out!
"Whatever she likes, let her do it. I will clean up the mess!" After saying this, the face that was three points more beautiful than a woman and seven points more beautiful showed a hint of helplessness and pampering. color.
The dark guard shook his head in his heart, no wonder the king always said that the princess's temper was caused by the eldest prince!
Along the way, Tantaihuang was looking for dark corners.Because it is easier to find rats and other animals in dark corners, after nine turns and eighteen turns, I finally found a nest of Pengcao, and after Pengcao was the Lenggong.Well, here's the only place where it's possible to find what she's looking for!
He ran over quickly, flipping and turning in the grass.
I've been looking for it for a long time.After a full 5 minutes, Tantaihuang suddenly smiled wretchedly, raised his hand, and successfully caught a snake from the grass!I didn't expect such a good thing to exist in the palace!And the snake finally broke through all kinds of difficulties and dangers, escaped from the imperial dining room, and hid here, unexpectedly, it was found by someone!The pain and sadness in my heart are naturally unspeakable!
Pinching the snake, avoiding the guards, searching for Huangfuxuan's bedroom.In fact, she didn't want to do anything. Originally, she planned to catch a mouse and stuff it into his mouth while he was asleep, to avenge his death today, but she didn't find the mouse. If she found the snake, she threw it at him. When he goes to the toilet, he sits on the imperial barrel... Hehe!
Thinking of this, she almost laughed out loud with joy!
After searching for a long time, I saw a bright yellow figure in the distance!Tantaihuang was startled, and quickly hid behind the tree!Huangfuxuan didn't sleep so late, what is he still wandering about?
Seeing him walking, he entered a small room.There is a sign hanging outside the house, which says "Queen"!Uh... he went to the bathroom?
There was no one around, a little eunuch stood at the door, holding a tray in his hand, standing at the door, looking from a distance, the things on the tray looked like toilet paper!
Tantaihuang frowned, and glanced at the snake in her hand, and the snake also looked at her.After one person and one snake looked at each other for a while, she raised her hand and threw the snake away! With a sound of "Hoo!", the snake was thrown high.
The person on a tree not far away was almost missed by the snake!Sensing something approaching, he opened his eyes in vain, waved the gold-plated fan, and the snake was blown away by a strong wind and fell into the grass!Then, the lavender eyes of the man on the tree were placed on the wretched figure under the tree about 30 meters ahead.
Tantaihuang didn't know that she had been spied on, so she tiptoed towards the toilet of Huangfuxuan.The avenue was empty, and from time to time, the Imperial Forest Army patrolled past. After the second wave of patrolling Imperial Forest Army passed by, she rolled quickly behind the flower bed, crossed the flower bed without anyone noticing, and arrived at the back of the little eunuch holding the papyrus!
Then approached quietly.Three meters, two meters, one meter...
The little eunuch felt more and more sinister behind him, turned around, staring wide open, and didn't speak yet! "Bang!", I was knocked out!The tray in his hand also fell to the ground, and the straw paper was scattered all over the ground.
Huangfu Xuan heard the noise outside, frowned and asked: "What's wrong?"
No one answered this question.
Tantaihuang quickly picked up the straw paper on the ground, and after picking it up, she inspected it again, and after making sure that none of the straw paper slipped through the net was left for Huangfuxuan, she turned around and ran away!
Originally, he was going to throw a snake into Huangfuxuan's toilet, but he happened to be in the toilet and couldn't throw it away.Then get rid of all his toilet paper, and when he finishes going to the toilet, he looks up to the sky and shouts in the latrine: "The toilet paper... Oh my god, who gave me a toilet paper!"
(End of this chapter)
have to!The animal thought of itself as the evildoer's daughter-in-law, and cried while hugging the pillow, insisting on asking him to go back.Tantaihuang cursed in her heart!
Jun Jinglan nodded, as if she was used to the little star's way of doing things, she stood up, glanced at Tantaihuang again, and said, "I'm waiting for you to bring my prize!" Walk.
After taking two steps, I suddenly remembered something.With a wave of his hand, the rays of the sun passed by, and the lavender cloak on his shoulders fell on Tantaihuang: "Ye. It's too cold!"
After all, let's go.Leave behind an arrogant, contemptuous, and magnificent back.
Such a back view looks very charming and very individual.Tantaihuang looked at his back for a while, and suddenly a strange idea popped up in his mind... What would happen if such a sense of beauty was destroyed?Thinking about it, he shouted loudly at his back: "Actually, Sophie's elastic close-fitting sanitary napkin is equivalent to a menstrual cloth for women and a diaper for men!" run!
Jun Jinglan stopped walking, and the cinnabar between her brows also slowly changed color.When he turned around, the woman had already disappeared!
Give him a diaper as a prize?Um?
Suddenly thinking of the phrase "No matter how you turn over, you won't miss it", the smile on Jun Jinglan's lips deepened.
Seeing this, the hidden guard at the side said respectfully: "Master, do you want to teach her a lesson?" How dare you tease His Highness the Crown Prince, you want to die!
Lazily raised his hand to stop it.Then, he strode forward, walking while talking to himself: "A woman without a conscience..."
Is this how he rewarded him with the Soul-fixing Orb and the cloak?Diapers, menstrual cloths... The prince suddenly raised his hand to touch his chin, and smiled slowly.The smile is very weak, like snow melting in winter.
The hidden guard on the side looked at this smile and couldn't help trembling.Every time His Highness the Crown Prince shows this kind of smile, it means... someone is going to be unlucky!That woman, please be blessed!
Tantaihuang jumped out of the house and ran for a long time, but no one came after her.Only then was he relieved, the cloak on his shoulders smudged with a faint scent of Clivia, it seemed that the evildoer liked Clivia quite a bit!But I'm not used to wearing men's things on my shoulders!I tore it off and was going to throw it away, but after looking at the fabric for a while, it should be worth a lot, so keep it, maybe it can be exchanged for money sometime!Thinking about it, he threw it and the burden through the window.
The hidden guards who were guarding all around noticed that she had come out at some time, and was about to go forward to ask, but saw her flashing quickly, and quickly disappeared into the night.It's too late to stop!
The hidden guards were in a dilemma when a man in a light blue brocade robe stepped into the courtyard at this moment.
"His Royal Highness!" The hidden guards knelt down and saluted together.
A pair of seductive peach blossom eyes looked at the direction Tantaihuang left.a long time.
Finally, Tantai Ji took a deep breath, and said: "Follow the princess quietly, and help secretly." It turned out that the assassin had finished interrogating and came to see if the girl was frightened, but he didn't expect to see her run away as soon as he came in.The speed is quite fast!
"Your Highness, don't you want to stop the princess?" The dark guard raised his head and asked, the princess is a well-known troublemaker in Mobei, and she doesn't know what will happen when she goes out!
"Whatever she likes, let her do it. I will clean up the mess!" After saying this, the face that was three points more beautiful than a woman and seven points more beautiful showed a hint of helplessness and pampering. color.
The dark guard shook his head in his heart, no wonder the king always said that the princess's temper was caused by the eldest prince!
Along the way, Tantaihuang was looking for dark corners.Because it is easier to find rats and other animals in dark corners, after nine turns and eighteen turns, I finally found a nest of Pengcao, and after Pengcao was the Lenggong.Well, here's the only place where it's possible to find what she's looking for!
He ran over quickly, flipping and turning in the grass.
I've been looking for it for a long time.After a full 5 minutes, Tantaihuang suddenly smiled wretchedly, raised his hand, and successfully caught a snake from the grass!I didn't expect such a good thing to exist in the palace!And the snake finally broke through all kinds of difficulties and dangers, escaped from the imperial dining room, and hid here, unexpectedly, it was found by someone!The pain and sadness in my heart are naturally unspeakable!
Pinching the snake, avoiding the guards, searching for Huangfuxuan's bedroom.In fact, she didn't want to do anything. Originally, she planned to catch a mouse and stuff it into his mouth while he was asleep, to avenge his death today, but she didn't find the mouse. If she found the snake, she threw it at him. When he goes to the toilet, he sits on the imperial barrel... Hehe!
Thinking of this, she almost laughed out loud with joy!
After searching for a long time, I saw a bright yellow figure in the distance!Tantaihuang was startled, and quickly hid behind the tree!Huangfuxuan didn't sleep so late, what is he still wandering about?
Seeing him walking, he entered a small room.There is a sign hanging outside the house, which says "Queen"!Uh... he went to the bathroom?
There was no one around, a little eunuch stood at the door, holding a tray in his hand, standing at the door, looking from a distance, the things on the tray looked like toilet paper!
Tantaihuang frowned, and glanced at the snake in her hand, and the snake also looked at her.After one person and one snake looked at each other for a while, she raised her hand and threw the snake away! With a sound of "Hoo!", the snake was thrown high.
The person on a tree not far away was almost missed by the snake!Sensing something approaching, he opened his eyes in vain, waved the gold-plated fan, and the snake was blown away by a strong wind and fell into the grass!Then, the lavender eyes of the man on the tree were placed on the wretched figure under the tree about 30 meters ahead.
Tantaihuang didn't know that she had been spied on, so she tiptoed towards the toilet of Huangfuxuan.The avenue was empty, and from time to time, the Imperial Forest Army patrolled past. After the second wave of patrolling Imperial Forest Army passed by, she rolled quickly behind the flower bed, crossed the flower bed without anyone noticing, and arrived at the back of the little eunuch holding the papyrus!
Then approached quietly.Three meters, two meters, one meter...
The little eunuch felt more and more sinister behind him, turned around, staring wide open, and didn't speak yet! "Bang!", I was knocked out!The tray in his hand also fell to the ground, and the straw paper was scattered all over the ground.
Huangfu Xuan heard the noise outside, frowned and asked: "What's wrong?"
No one answered this question.
Tantaihuang quickly picked up the straw paper on the ground, and after picking it up, she inspected it again, and after making sure that none of the straw paper slipped through the net was left for Huangfuxuan, she turned around and ran away!
Originally, he was going to throw a snake into Huangfuxuan's toilet, but he happened to be in the toilet and couldn't throw it away.Then get rid of all his toilet paper, and when he finishes going to the toilet, he looks up to the sky and shouts in the latrine: "The toilet paper... Oh my god, who gave me a toilet paper!"
(End of this chapter)
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