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Chapter 27 The big pig head and the butcher!

As for Huangfu Xuan.After squatting in the hut for a long time, a hoarse voice suddenly came from the door: "Your Majesty?"

"What's the matter?" Suppressed with resentment, he asked.The outsiders don't look like their own people!
"Cough...cough cough... His Highness the Night King asked his subordinates to come down to deliver the toilet paper!" The dark guard said with a suppressed smile, in fact, this matter is really funny!As he said that, he had already sent the straw paper in, gritting his teeth, if he laughed out loud, the emperor would have to peel his skin off!

Huangfuxuan reached out to take it, and after solving some problems with a black face, he came out.

Looking at Xiao Xuanzi who had fainted on the ground, and the tray on the ground.He asked the man in black at the side: "Uncle Huang, who did it?" As long as he could remember, he knew that Uncle Huang liked to spend the middle of the night on a tree not far away from the Imperial Study Room. , no matter it rains or snows, this habit has not changed!So it is not surprising that someone can be sent to rescue him.

And after Huangfuxuan asked the secret guard this question, the wretched figure of a certain woman flashed in his mind, and he ground his teeth calmly, it seems that she is the only one who can do such a thing in this world, and is so bold one!
The man in black coughed, and replied: "Report to the emperor, the prince probably doesn't know her either! That woman doesn't seem to be from Dongling!"

"Is that woman beautiful?" asked coldly.

The man in black recalled the delicate face Tantaihuang showed when he looked up at the prince, and nodded: "Yes! It's beautiful!"

"Very wretched behavior?" asked again.

The corner of the man in black's mouth twitched, it seemed that when someone went to the bathroom, being able to steal all the toilet paper was enough to make her wretched, right?Thinking about it, she continued to nod: "Yes! Very obscene!"

"Some actions still look like men?" Then asked.

Then, the man in black remembered that after the woman had won, he leaned against the tree and patted her thighs like a gentleman, swayed from side to side with a smile, and nodded again: "Yes! That's clearly a female man!" Well, the female The word man is very good!How did he come up with such a representative word?He is so creative!

During the narcissistic process of the man in black, Huangfuxuan has basically confirmed that it was that Tantaihuang who did a good job again!His silver teeth were almost broken, and his golden eyes were full of murderous intent, and he didn't forget to ask: "What happened today, don't tell outsiders!"

"Yes!" The man in black replied, his expression suddenly became very painful and hesitant.

Huangfuxuan looked at his frowning brows and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Your majesty... before the subordinate came down, that woman had already dressed up as a court lady, and notified the princes and princes from all over the world to watch you..." So I won't tell outsiders, and outsiders probably know about it too!Just look at how the woman notified!
When Huangfuxuan heard this, a mouthful of blood immediately rushed to his throat, and he almost didn't pass over directly!

"Your Majesty, take care of the dragon body!" The man in black quickly stepped forward to support him.

Huangfuxuan stabilized his body, gritted his teeth fiercely, and squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth: "Dan! Tai! Huang! You wait for me!"

Early this morning, according to the practice of receiving envoys from various countries, the second day after the state banquet is to visit the Imperial Garden.

However, all the envoys were yawning and resenting Huangfuxuan!Last night, a palace lady was sent to summon them all, but when they arrived, the other party said a lot of things, which were all nonsense!He kept talking until they almost fell asleep, and he finally found a few important points, and those important points were trivial matters, and the bullshit discussion of secrets was pure cheating!Trapped them to death!But they are the emperor and the host, so they can't say anything!
And the envoys from various countries, after meeting in the imperial garden, began to greet each other!

"Ah! Master Chen, seek Teng Tao! Seek Teng Tao!" A smile greeted him.

When Master Chen saw it, he also smiled and cupped his hands: "Ah! Master Zhang, Daddy Ennai! Daddy Ennai!"

After the two greeted each other, they smiled at each other and cupped their hands.After arching, he suddenly stopped, and his expression was a little stiff and blank!

What did the two of them say just now?
The envoys from other countries all looked at the two of them without blinking, full of understanding in their hearts.In fact, they passed through the whole night, and their minds were still full of the pig-killing song. They almost had an accident when they greeted each other this morning!No, as expected, two people had an accident!It's all because she was tortured by Princess Mobei yesterday!

The two adults knew that they had lost face, and their expressions became very sad, but they still smiled uglier than crying. Mr. Chen said: "Ah! This is really a conspiracy against Teng Tao!" No, they can't do it with such a big face. Throw it away, let people in other countries think that the two of them are speaking a foreign language that no one can understand!

"Yes! Yes! Daddy Ennai, Daddy Ennai!" Master Zhang nodded deeply while holding Master Chen's hand with a knowing look.My heart burst into tears!
The envoys from all over the world heard the two of them talking birdsong to each other, and they had a good conversation. They all turned their heads and looked at the boundless void.I saw the sky was blue and cloudless, and there were groups of crows passing by in a trance.Alas, these two people don't know if they were stimulated to be stupid...

"The emperor is here!" the little eunuch shouted, making the scene quiet.

And the two people who were still seeking Teng Tao and Dad Ennai finally found a reason not to speak Niaoyu, and quickly sat down in their seats, wiping the sweat that broke out from their foreheads due to embarrassment.

Huangfuxuan's complexion was always blue and black, and his handsome face, like the sun god Apollo's, was tense.Fortunately, the woman didn't go out to publicize that she had lost the toilet paper, but only talked about discussing secrets before summoning everyone, which didn't embarrass him to the extreme!But even so, she is still unforgivable!
When he reached the main seat, his golden pupils shot at everyone present: "Everyone has been waiting for a long time!"

"Emperor Dongling is being polite!" The envoys replied with a forced smile, full of resentment for what happened last night.

Huangfuxuan scanned for a while, and found that no one from Eastern Jin Dynasty, Beiming and Chu Kingdom had arrived yet.And that damned woman hasn't come yet!The hands under the sleeves were clenched tightly, thinking about how to deal with the woman after she appeared!
And at this moment, a cheerful song like a lark came from afar, and the lyrics made people unbearable to listen to: "You are a big pig, babbling! I am a pig butcher, babbling!  … ..."

In fact, Tantaihuang doesn't have any other hobbies, but he likes to sing when he is in a good mood and free!How could she be unhappy that Huangfuxuan's desperate bastard was treated so badly yesterday?
Everyone's eyelids couldn't help but twitch, and the corners of their mouths twitched a few times, an ominous premonition arose spontaneously!Slowly, a pale blue and a fiery red figure came into their sight from afar.When everyone saw it, the ominous premonition in their hearts came true, and they almost cried with grief and indignation, and it turned out to be the third princess of Mobei again!This is a real pig-killing song!
(End of this chapter)