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Chapter 288 I'm Really Not Well Today! (5)
Seeing her so forthright, Shangguan Zifeng laughed out loud and drank the wine in his glass.Putting down the wine glass, he said with a smile: "Guest officer, how do you want to play tonight?"

This question is extremely blatant!

Tantaihuang was stunned for a moment: "Aren't you supposed to sell your art but not your body?" The oirans and headliners in the novel should be like this, and the high-end ducks in modern nightclubs don't seem to sell themselves...Of course, this is what she heard from Mu Ziling. I don't know if it's true or not.

With a cute appearance, he successfully teased Shangguan Zifeng, raised his eyebrows and said, "Who says I'm a showman but not a person? I sell both talent and color!"

Uh……

Tantaihuang paused for a while, her eyes rolled around, the spirit of the rotten girl finally got under control, she stood up from the ground, put her head on it, and asked very curiously and humbly: "Ask you something, what do you guys do in this line of business?" Yes, when selling sex, the chrysanthemum is covered with that, is it really painful?"

"..." Shangguan Zifeng suddenly regretted it!His complexion became a little dark. I didn't expect the prince's cousin to have such a strong taste. The woman he fell in love with...

Seeing that his expression was stiff, Tantaihuang let out an "uh" and patted his shoulders a few times very kindly and considerately: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I asked about your pain point! I'm just purely curious, no insult You mean, don't think too much about it!"

"..." He didn't think much at first, but after she said that, he couldn't help thinking more!

Originally, he thought that even if she disguised herself as a man, she was still a woman, and she should be a little embarrassed if she was alone in the same room.When I heard myself asking her how to play, I should at least blush!But she didn't expect to ask herself such a sentence... She has been wearing men's clothing for a long time, and she really regards herself as a man, right?
Seeing that he still didn't speak, Tantaihuang deeply realized that she might hurt other people's self-esteem, so she said again: "Well, it's really nothing, I don't look down on you, and I don't mean anything else, you must be Don't overthink it!"

Seeing her talking more and more outrageous, Shangguan Zifeng finally held the black line on the back of his head, and said speechlessly: "I didn't think much about it, guest officer, don't worry!"

"Ah! I feel relieved when you say that. I like to be friends with open-minded people. By the way, as a good friend, I will give you a suggestion. Next time you are hit by someone, you can consider buying a bottle of it. Lubricating can relieve a lot of pain! You said that you are such a beautiful man, you love yourself so much, do you know that, if someone pokes it, it would be a pity!" Tan Taihuang was still visibly shaking the lower limit of his morals, expressing his respect for the beautiful man concern!
Shangguan Zifeng's expression has almost gone blank, is she a woman?Is she really a woman?A man is nothing more than that. Could it be that she is a female man?Well, the word female man is very good and appropriate.

After forcing himself to calm down a bit, he coughed slightly, and said, "Thank you for your concern, guest officer, I will definitely pay attention to it next day!" Can he say anything else besides this?

However, after his very cooperative answer, Tantaihuang's excited state became even more excited, and he quickly put his head in front of him again, and asked very excitedly: "Ah, by the way, if people poke the chrysanthemum often, Does it have any effect on you?"

"..." Can he leave now?
He regretted it, really regretted it.

Looking at the earnest eyes of the female man Tantaihuang, who was still staring at him, his beautiful thin lips twitched slightly, and under her extremely expectant eyes, he gritted his teeth and said with difficulty: "It doesn't matter! "

Whether it affects or not, how does he know?He hasn't been poked yet!

But in this case, in order to save face as a man, he can only say that it doesn't affect him.

"Oh!" Tantaihuang seemed to understand, smacking his big eyes, and nodded very seriously, "It doesn't matter, I thought you would often suffer from incontinence... Oh, no, I mean, I, I ..."

Speaking of this, her expression became very gloomy, like "I said something wrong, I'm sorry for you".

When Shangguan Zifeng heard this, his handsome and evil face was completely blank, he couldn't find any expression, and there was a faint tendency to feel sick. It is estimated that he will not have the desire to eat for a while!

But still suppressing the blood that was about to gush out of his throat, forced a formulaic smile, and said very sadly and painfully: "You really worry too much!"

He really deserved it!At the risk of being revenged to death by the prince's cousin, and even prepared all the necessary items for escape, he wanted to seduce and tease his future cousin and stimulate the prince's cousin.That's good, his seduction and teasing haven't had time to give birth, she's asked him so many times that he's speechless, unable to vomit!
This is really... retribution! ?

Hearing what he said, Tantaihuang smiled and nodded: "Hehe, that's good! It seems that I really thought too much before, ah, but by the way, do you usually pick up men? Women pick up No answer?"

When she asked like this, Shangguan Zifeng finally found a little self-esteem and confidence. It turned out that she still had that meaning. It was because she was worried that she was a woman, and she didn't want to?

Since he came out to tease, and since he came out to stimulate the prince's cousin, of course he must be dedicated to the teasing and stimulation to the end!With an evil smile on his lips, he was arrogant and reckless: "Naturally, I also pick it up. Ladies come, I'm worried that people will find out, most of them are women disguised as men!"

In this era, there are indeed women looking for young ladies, but very few, most of them are the kind of rich widows, or fierce women who are kings in the family and their husbands dare not disobey.The daughter of the rich and powerful will not be like this unless her reputation is ruined.

When he said this, it was full of hints, as if he was telling Tantaihuang that I have seen through your disguise as a man.And I also pick up female customers!

She reckoned that after saying this, she would not blush, but at least she would be thoughtful, showing panic and worrying that she had been exposed as a woman disguised as a man.

Unexpectedly, she stared wide-eyed in vain, stood up, looked at him sympathetically, and patted the table very excitedly and sympathetically: "My God! Then don't you have to sacrifice both the front and the back, it's too hard Already!"

"..." Shizi almost choked and vomited blood!It was almost crooked and foaming at the mouth...

Cousin of the prince, what kind of concubine did you find?In order to prevent her from saying something that would make people vomit blood, Shangguan Zifeng stood up and began to pull on his belt, as if he wanted to sacrifice himself...

It's called a look-a-like!
Tantaihuang was stunned for a moment, then looked at him wonderingly: "What are you doing?"

"Of course I'm serving the guest officer. In fact, this is the first time I've received guests, so I'm still intact, and the guest officer can give it a try!" Shangguanzi smiled with his dark blue eyes and raised his eyebrows, looking extremely evil and alluring.

(End of this chapter)