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Chapter 35 Carrying Shoes and Running Ten Laps Around the Imperial City!

Seeing that Chu Changge stopped talking, Jun Jinglan turned his head again, looked at Tantai Ji, pointed at Tantai Huang as if he was wronged, and complained: "Brother Wang, Huang'er bullied me again!" " Shaking his arm, let people see the wound he just bandaged.

"Puff—cough cough..." Huangfu Xuan, who was drinking and watching a play, successfully choked on these words!

Everyone looked up, or looked at the ground, or held back their laughter, or the corners of their mouths twitched.Unexpectedly, the prince of Beiming is also very good at acting cute!Well, he was actually quite unlucky. He used his body to block the hidden weapon for the beautiful woman. It's just that he didn't get a different view. He also got a sentence "you can get out". It's normal for him to be a little sad and desperate!But they really feel that they are not used to it!

The blue veins on Tantaihuang's forehead twitched a few times, this damn evildoer, didn't his brain get kicked by a donkey, right?What do you mean you bullied him again?

Tan Taiji put his hand on his nose, coughed a few times in embarrassment, looked at Jun Jinglan's small accusation full of grievances, the corners of his mouth twitched and twitched, this Jun Jinglan was clearly a year older than him ?Can you stop torturing him like this? ! "Cough... Huang'er, you are too rude! How can you speak rudely when the prince sacrificed his life to save him?"

In fact, Jun Jinglan didn't say anything, he also wanted to teach Huang'er a few words, such an action, it would inevitably appear that they were ungrateful.Whether it's out of face or morality, it shouldn't be like this!
Tantaihuang nodded obediently, and looked at Jun Jinglan with disgust, and apologized: "I'm really sorry, the princess was suddenly upset and behaved abnormally, and she didn't mean to bully Prince Beiming. Don't mind!" She said while grinding her teeth, if this damn thing dares to talk nonsense, she will not be polite!
"Suddenly irritable? Is it a menstrual event?" Jun Jinglan was taken aback, and asked rather ignorantly.

"cough……"

"Cough cough..."

"Pfft... Ha!"

Coughing, snickering, and spraying all around!
Tantaihuang's soaring anger instantly burned his face, and he didn't know whether he was angry or ashamed. He took off his shoes and threw them in his face.He yelled: "Go to hell!"

Halfway through the shoes in the air, the smile on Jun Jinglan's lips froze for a moment, but soon returned to normal.Seeing the gradual progress of the embroidered shoes, he raised his hand and waved lightly, and the shoes were blown aside by the strong wind along with a few flying petals!Immediately, he looked at Tantaihuang's furious face again, and said with a light smile, "Why is the princess so angry? The prince just remembered that the princess owes the prince something!"

what's that? !Didn't the life-killing dzi bead be returned to him?

He took a step forward, with a smile on his lips, and said ambiguously, "Princess, where is the menstrual cloth?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone around took a breath of air!The eyes looking at these two people are very treacherous, the agreed monthly event?That thing can also be used as a gift?Do you want to be so wicked? !
Then, Tantaihuang instantly remembered!I said last night that I would reward him with sanitary napkins, which are menstrual cloths for women and diapers for men.This product is only diapers and menstrual cloths, so silly and unclear? !

Dare to feel that this is to repay his revenge for Sophie's sanitary napkin reward, and he came here specially to punish her!She said how could he be so generous, and he would not reciprocate when he was tricked.With a sneer: "Prince Beiming, you seem to remember wrongly, right? Is the princess's original words a gift of menstrual cloth? It is clearly for men..."

Speaking of this, she was interrupted by Jun Jinglan: "Well, the original words of the princess are not like this. The princess is saying that if you don't see you for a day, you toss and turn, and you can't sleep at night, and you are willing to express your love with something close to you..."

Before she finished speaking, Tantaihuang quickly took off the other shoe and threw it in his face again!The Hedong lion roared: "Fart your mother!"

"Hahaha..." The embroidered shoe failed again without any suspense, and fell to the ground. Jun Jinglan laughed and turned away in a good mood, step by step, as if stepping on the brilliant gold sprinkled by the sun The carpet, under the brilliant light, makes people dare not stare at it.

Everyone suddenly felt that their IQ was not enough, and they were confused about this matter.

But Tantaihuang looked at his handsome and golden back, and his complexion turned purple, red, blue and green with anger, grinding his teeth, this bastard!

After the crown prince walked out of the peach forest with a group of servants, Xiao Miaozi hesitated for a while, but couldn't hold back, and asked, "Master, you were clearly not injured at that time, but why..."

Jun Jinglan pursed his lips into a smile, and said coolly: "Your Majesty is not hurt, the woman did something good yesterday, can Huangfuxuan spare her? If Huangfuxuan takes action, she will not be able to die with ten lives!"

"Master, aren't you... tempted?" Xiao Miaozi had a bad premonition in his heart.

The hidden guards in the dark suddenly remembered that their compatriots were kicked up to the ground by Tantai Huang that day, and fled with their chrysanthemums in their hands, and they also had a bad premonition in their hearts!My lord, don't look down on that tigress, that tigress is more terrifying than your godmother...

As soon as these words came out, Jun Jinglan paused, and the smile on his lips faded away. "Little Miaozi, you ask too much. Sometimes knowing too much may not be good!"

Xiao Miaozi quickly lowered her head, not daring to speak any more.

It was silent all the way.As for Jun Jinglan in front, as he walked, thinking of how fiercely the woman took off her shoes and threw him twice, she couldn't help but raise her lips again...

Seeing this, Xiao Miaozi frowned.Sighing, a little melancholy faded from his face.I hope it was just a whim...

After watching that bastard get fucked up, Tantaihuang's anger still hasn't dissipated, and she was thinking about chasing after him to kill her, when she heard Tantaiji's flamboyant and flamboyant voice displeased: "Not yet Put on the shoes, what a girl's family, how decent is she!"

With so many envoys here, the customs in the Central Plains are very different from those in Mobei. I don’t know how sick these people will be when they go back, this girl!
Tantaiji's lesson, Tantaihuang obediently obeyed, and was about to go to get her shoes.And Chu Changge, who was closest to the shoe, already smiled coquettishly, stretched out his noble hand, picked up the shoe, with a casual smile, crooked eyebrows, strode up to Tantaihuang, and took the shoe Put it at her feet, and said loudly: "It is my honor to serve the beauty!"

After all, she looked at Tantaihuang's delicate and small face affectionately, seemingly very sincere.

As for Tantaihuang, just looking at his handsome face from such a close distance, he could clearly see that under the seemingly affectionate expression, his eyes were actually clear and bright.But with his outstanding appearance, coupled with these manners, he can really confuse people. If she is a little bit stupid, she will really be fooled by him!No wonder that evildoer just said that he has experienced many battles and has countless guests in the curtain!
Gasps sounded from all around at the right time, the man's hands, no matter in the Central Plains or Mobei, are the most noble things!If a woman can get her husband to paint her eyebrows with her own hands, that would be a rare honor. The prince of Chu actually went to carry Tantaihuang's shoes?Shoes? !
(End of this chapter)