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Chapter 4 teaches you to make headlines!
The corners of the mouths of the people around twitched slightly, and no one paid any attention to this poke.

Feng Qinghuang strode up a few times and grabbed the opponent's collar: "It was you who kicked me just now?"

The dark guard blinked, only to realize that he was not dead.Looking at the fierce woman in front of him, he nodded subconsciously: "Yes!"

"Bang!" Feng Qinghuang flew up and kicked his ass!
A ball rose from the ground, hit the roof, and rolled down from the roof again!However, Feng Qinghuang didn't intend to let him go at all, she took a few strides over, then raised her foot again, and flew away!He cursed angrily: "I am teaching you a lesson for your mother today, remember it! Without permission, you can never touch a woman's breasts, and you must never kick a woman's butt!"

As soon as these words came out, even Jun Jinglan, who was as wise and wise as Jun Jinglan, couldn't help but twitched slightly at the corner of his mouth.Is this something a woman can say?Talking about chest and butt in public?
But Feng Qinghuang was still angry, and felt a great shame.This is the first time she has been kicked in the butt after growing up so big. After today, she will have to carry a necessary item for home travel - a black plastic bag!

Cover your face to hide your ugliness!
After a while of "ping ping pong pong", the hidden guard was beaten beyond recognition.After seeing that his great mother and lords are absolutely impossible to recognize him, Feng Qinghuang finally calmed down and stopped!And the dark guard's ass has been kicked repeatedly by her like this, it's numb, and it's also swollen a lot!

It's not that he didn't fight back, but that Grandpa just stood there watching himself being beaten without saying a word, and had no intention of stopping it, so he didn't dare to fight back!After being kicked, his pig-headed face was swollen, and he was sadly clutching his fat buttocks, standing with tears in his eyes, looking at his great prince—master, master, all his subordinates were beaten to the point of being human If I become a pig, please forgive me once.

Jun Jinglan stared at him with her narrow and charming eyes for one second, two seconds, three seconds.

Finally he let out a long sigh: "Go down first!"

As a member of the world-renowned "Dragon Soul Guard", being kicked in the ass like this is far more uncomfortable than killing him!
The dark guard held his buttocks, half happy, half sad, half glad, half sad, and went down.

The rest of the Dragon Soul Guards looked at his back, suddenly realized, and sighed in their hearts at the same time - oh, it turns out that being beaten into a pig can save a life!Go back and quickly find a notebook to remember, next time you make a mistake...

After the revenge was over, Feng Qinghuang's anger finally dissipated, and she calmed down.In fact, she is nothing else, except that she is extremely vicious and desperate when she has a grudge!Sweeping her eyes around, all the hidden guards who came into contact with her eyes all thought of the comrade who was kicked so hard to cover his ass just now, and felt a dull throbbing pain in his ass, and had the urge to cover his ass and run away!

The ferocity of this woman is absolutely unprecedented in the world!At least they grow so big, they have never seen anything like it!

Satisfied with the frightened eyes of these people, Feng Qinghuang shook the dust on her feet, and cast a sideways glance at Jun Jinglan: "Boy, my aunt is in a good mood today, that's why you just said what you said just now when you hit the rocks." , I will let it go! Go back and tell those old guys that the glaciers are melting, the penguins are on the verge of extinction, and the biological chain has to be broken again. So let them do something that contributes to the world when they are free, and care more Social and ecological environment, don’t come here to find fault with my mother! Also, I’m not interested in blind dates! Let’s go!”

After all, turn around chicly, ready to leave!

Blind date?Jun Jinglan raised her eyebrows slightly, with a smile in her eyes, where did this woman come to this conclusion?Blind date?Who in this world is so desperate to find such a fierce and pungent woman to go on a blind date with Jun Jinglan?The answer, of course, is impossible!Then, there is only one conclusion - she is playing stupid!

"Stop!" There was a shout, and Ruoping let out a thunder!
The men in black on all sides stepped forward quickly, forming an encircling circle with steady and quick steps, stopping Feng Qinghuang's footsteps!
"What?" Feng Qinghuang turned her head in astonishment, looking at her inexplicably.The so-called blind date means that if you look down on each other, then the blind date is over?Anyway, she didn't like this monstrous man, because he exuded an unfriendly aura all over his body.And he obviously didn't like him, so...why wouldn't he let him go?

"Dirty Grandpa's bath water, you dare to leave without Grandpa's consent?" His voice was soft and gentle, like a March spring breeze blowing across his cheeks.

It's just that this gentleness made the fear in the eyes of the people around him a little bit more.The more angry the master is, the easier he looks to talk!

"Then what do you want?" It's just a basin of bath water, a man shouldn't be too stingy to care about her, right?

However, she was obviously wrong!

"What do you want? Little Miaozi, tell her what you want!" He smiled lightly and looked at her, his demeanor was unmatched, but no matter how vicious that smile looked, how tempting he stepped on her. foot!Of course, this is all Feng Qinghuang's intuitive feeling.

Xiao Miaozi respectfully stepped forward and said: "Master, according to the incomplete statistics of the servant, this month, she is the 320th person who tried to spy on you in the bath. Before her, the 320th seven women who failed, some Peeling, some deboning, and some baking. There are many methods used, but these three are the most common!"

"Cough..." Feng Qinghuang was almost choked to death by his words!Chapter 320 The eighth person who tried to peek at him taking a bath?Although it's true that this man looks very evil, it's not that exaggerated, right?Well, a person like her who is not interested in beauty really can't understand the inner impulse of women of color.However, according to what he said, could it be that she misunderstood, not a blind date?

While she was thinking about it, Xiao Miaozi continued to speak very faithfully: "But the servant thinks that this woman not only desecrated your noble body with her obscene eyes, but also dirty your bath water with audacity, and she is even more reckless." It is disrespectful to you, so it is far from irreversible to just peel her skin and bones! Therefore, she should be soaked in the cesspool for three days and three nights first, so that she can experience the feeling of uncleanliness! Then tie her to the They were whipped to death on the fire frame to connect the flesh and blood of the human body, so that after roasting, the meat will definitely taste delicious, and I believe the wild dogs on the roadside will like it!"

Feng Qinghuang listened to Xiao Miaozi's words with twitching corners of her mouth. Her obscene eyes desecrated his noble body?Is this dead shemale in eunuch uniform blind?Where are her big, pure eyes so obscene?
Listening to their treatment of people or roast suckling pig, they shrugged disapprovingly, and said with disdain: "This is a society ruled by law, don't think that my mother is a fool and you will be frightened! Tell you, this The trick has long been outdated!" Was she scared of Feng Qinghuang?

(End of this chapter)