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Chapter 495: We Are Underpants Traveling Through the Galaxy! (3)
"Hula!" With this waving, the stick in her hand drew a crazy and exaggerated arc in mid-air, and her whole body took a big step to the side!

The soldiers on the bank of the river finally understood now that the dangling things tied to the sticks seemed to be three or four pairs of men's obscene trousers!
They swallowed, and before they had time to feel weird, the man finally slightly raised his head that was attached to the coin, and said very deeply and boldly: "Since you asked sincerely!"

As soon as she finished speaking, before the people on the river bank had time to react, Tuoba Xu who was standing beside her twitched the corners of her mouth, and imitated her appearance, with a "hula", put his hand The stick is waving the other way!According to the line that was said halfway in advance, he said more deeply: "Then we will tell you mercifully!"

After he finished speaking, the people on the other side of the river hadn't responded yet, behind his own forehead, a very dense wall of black lines appeared first!
The princess is too good at spoofing, what is this for, can he go back now?

At this moment, the people next to the ear are completely stupid. Everyone looks at the group of people nervous in the middle of the river as if they were watching aliens. Uh, listening to this voice, it should be human beings rather than anything else. Bar? !
Wei Feng stood behind Tantaihuang on the left, at an angle of about sixty degrees. Seeing that the two people in front had finished playing, he finally twitched the corners of his mouth slightly, imitating Tantaihuang's posture, and put the big underpants on his hand to the other side. With a poke on one side, a clear voice resounded through the sky: "To prevent the world from being destroyed!"

"In order to protect the peace of the world!" Yun Qi stood behind Tuoba Xu on the right, also twitching the corner of his mouth, very speechless, he stabbed his hand with a stick tied to his underpants in the air in the opposite direction to Wei Feng!
Then, among the remaining dozen or so people, like ghosts, they stabbed their underpants up into the sky, and said in unison: "Practice the evil of love and truth!"

Then, Tantaihuang's cold and terrifying laughter resounded in the middle of the river, almost drifting to the sky with the water waves: "Ahahaha... us!"

"A cute and charming villain!" The corners of Tuoba Xu's mouth were already so stiff that he couldn't twitch, but he still followed Tantaihuang's request and put on a grandiose look, shaking the pants on his hands even more violently. Hushengfeng!
"Great God!" Wei Feng introduced himself solemnly!

Yun Qi continued the last two words more seriously: "Spiritual illness!"

As soon as these words came out, not to mention Hepan watching their nervous soldiers, even the corners of Wei Feng and Yunqi's mouths twitched violently, they really didn't understand why there was such a line!Great God, mental illness, isn't it a great mental illness together? !

Is there such a self-deprecation?Really crying blind!

Then, these twenty or so men in white waved the shorts on the sticks at the same time, and circled in the river!In the end, like Avalokitesvara, he opened the stick in his hand and shouted together under the leadership of Tantaihuang: "We are the underpants traveling through the galaxy!"

——"The white hole, the white tomorrow, is waiting for us! That's it..."

As soon as the words fell, a snow-white object fell from the sky, it was Mrs. Cuihua!It rolled its seductive fox eyes, and then raised its two front paws together: "Oh——"

Such a powerful and shocking performance made the corners of the mouths of the people by the river twitch rapidly!They thought, if these people in the middle of the river are not ghosts, they must be crazy people who ran out of the madman's tower!
Finally, the group of people stood in the middle of the river bank for a long time, almost in a constant posture!That posture can be called domineering, natural and mighty!
After standing for a whole stick of incense, Tantaihuang was finally satisfied!After the performance, he clapped his hands, turned around and said to the crowd: "Okay, the play is over, let's go!"

"Hmm!" Everyone took the sticks in their hands and turned around with her, it seemed that they really wanted to leave!

Then, Wei Feng laughed loudly and said, "Ahahaha... These idiots are so stupid. We sprinkled a few catties of flour. They were so scared that they looked at the middle of the river and didn't dare to move!"

"They are all bumpkins who have never seen the world before. Where have we seen such a shocking, extremely flattering, and awesome performance!" Yun Qi already knew that she was not Tantai Ji, and she simply did not pretend now. Tantai Ji's speech pattern has changed.

Yun Qi hurriedly answered the conversation again, swaying from side to side with a smile: "Seeing them looking at us in such a frightened way, asking if it's a human or a ghost, my stomach hurts from laughing!"

Tuoba Xu frowned and reprimanded very seriously according to Tantaihuang's previous explanation: "You know what, they are just afraid in their hearts, not afraid of us, nor afraid of ghosts, but afraid of the pants on our hands, you have to know , the underpants of the underpants man are enough to make everyone in the world terrified..."

Those people were still chirping loudly, but the people by the riverside were already vomiting blood with anger!They have experienced dozens of battles, big and small, and that time they either came back mighty and majestic, or they were defeated and lost, and they have never been so cowardly!This time, he was played like this by others!It's simply deceiving too much, which is tolerable or unbearable!
Return the underpants man!I bother!
The rough man's face was flushed with anger, he stepped forward viciously, and was about to lead people to chase him!The other person grabbed his arm, frowned and shook his head: "Be careful of fraud!" Although he also wanted to cut those damn...pants men into pieces, but if there is fraud, it will be destroyed. The consequences of the prince's great event are unimaginable!At that time, even if they die, they will not be able to absolve themselves of the blame!

The rough general immediately became angry: "Go away! It's just a dozen or so people. If we don't kill them today, my general's surname is not Helian!"

Damn it, it was enough to be bored and aggrieved after staying here for a few days, but now he is being teased by these twenty or so people with their underpants. Start to be a man!What will it look like after it gets out?Um?He, Helen Ba, brought more than 3000 people and stood by his ears, and was tricked by more than [-] people who called themselves pants men waving big pants?

The man wanted to stop him again, but he heard an exclamation from the other side: "His Royal Highness, why are you here!"

This time, Helian Ba ​​didn't care about anything, and shouted: "Leave 500 people here to defend, and everyone else will follow me to chase! If you can catch Tantai Ji, why not be promoted!"

If he had only heard Tantai Ji on the other side of the river rashly, he would never have rushed to catch it so recklessly, but he was really annoyed by the shit show Tantaihuang led people to put on!There's no need to seriously think about whether it's a fraud, even if Tantai Ji didn't come, he would go there and kill those people!
(End of this chapter)