Chapter 500 Jin Chen Helps! (4)
Then, with a big wave of his hand, 800 people stayed behind pretending to be Helian Ba, Wei Feng stayed behind pretending to be the general, Tantaihuang led the others, and went up to knock the mountain with a chisel hammer.
Seeing that they succeeded, the crown prince and Chu Yuli were finally relieved, they also looked at each other, smiled, and went back.
Seeing Jin Chen helping each other here today, the Crown Prince and Tantai Huang were both very happy.
After they left, Helen Ba finally came back with the 500 people after waiting for about an hour and a half. He was cursing along the way, obviously very angry because he was being teased.Originally, Yun Qi suggested to wait for Helian Ba to come back and slaughter them together, so that all the people here for peace talks tomorrow will be their people, but Tantai Huang did not agree, because it is not allowed to join hands with Tantai Mie's people tomorrow. Becoming one of them, tomorrow in front of Tantai Mie, will inevitably show his flaws!If he becomes suspicious and rides his horse to turn around and run away, things will be difficult to handle!
After Helen Ba came back, he brought two thousand soldiers from the other side of the river, but heard a faint humming sound, as if it came from the mountains, but when he reached the river side, the humming sound disappeared again.Originally he had a carefree temper, so he just scratched his head, guessing that he heard it wrong!
After returning, he looked at Wei Feng and the others who were leaning over there, and gritted his teeth and cursed: "Aguda, what do you think these people are doing in the middle of the night, I chased them for a long time, but I didn't even catch a bird!" , and almost chased after Lianyun Shibaqi's camp, only to see that there is no Tantai Ji inside!"
Wei Feng, who was pretending to be Aguda, raised his head when he heard the words, and said, "Maybe it's because I'm bored and wants to play tricks on us!" As soon as he finished speaking, he lowered his head wearily.
Helian Ba asked again: "By the way, do you think it means that Tantai Ji has discovered us and wants to give us a warning?"
"You think too much!" Wei Feng's heart skipped a beat, if Helian Ba thought this way, and ran to tell Tantai Mie, once they suspected something was wrong, wouldn't the plan fail?
At this moment, Helian Ba became a little suspicious. He looked at Wei Feng and said, "Aguda, what's wrong with you? Aren't you always more cautious than me? That's why the prince sent the two of us together. Why do I feel that you seem a little something wrong?"
Who is Wei Feng? She is also No.1 in Jun Jinglan's intelligence system, and she is the best at disguising.Hearing his words, he immediately frowned and looked at him, and said very decently: "You don't even think about it, if you go to report to the second prince, what will happen outside? Helianba and Aguda, In the middle of the night, a few people were playing with big pants? Do you still want to hang out in the grassland, are you going to go out with your pants covering your head in the future?"
When she said this, Helen Ba finally fell silent!Men on the prairie always value face very much, and if such a thing gets out, it is tantamount to telling the second prince that they are not real warriors at all, but just a group of big idiots who will be teased at will!
So, he took a deep breath, gritted his teeth, and ordered: "No one is allowed to spread a word about what happened tonight!" Anyway, they all came back, well, if the people from Tantaiji can find here, it means that the enemy The army already knew that they had an ambush, and it was the same whether they told the second prince or not!
He was thinking like this, but he didn't know that more than 3000 soldiers and horses had sneaked into their rear, and the 800 people in front of him were no longer the previous 800!
Afterwards, looking at Yun Qi's disguised bodyguard, he scolded: "The underpants men who asked you to chase... No, have you chased all those lunatics?"
As he said that, he suddenly smelled a bad smell, and his eyes quickly caught sight of the pile of underpants.The corner of his mouth suddenly twitched...
Yun Qi reported: "General Qi, we have killed all those people, and they are our spoils of war! When we go back, wash them up and sell them, we will make a fortune!"
The corner of Helian Ba's mouth twitched, and he roared angrily at Yun Qi: "What nonsense are you talking about? Can we make money by selling a few pairs of underpants? Move them all away!"
As soon as he said this, under the leadership of Yun Qi and "A Guda", the [-] soldiers, with tears in their eyes, looked at Helian Ba pitifully: "Let's sell it, please!" Please, General!"
While they were talking, cold sweat rolled down their foreheads. I really don't know why His Highness has such an idea!
Helian Ba looked at 800 people looking at him so pitifully, hesitated for a while, and finally twitched the corner of his mouth, and waved his hands irritably: "George! Get out! Get out!"
"Thank you, General!" Everyone showed a shy expression, which made the corner of Helian Ba's mouth twitch a few more times.
One night passed in such a strange way.
In the early morning of the second day, this piece of grassland was full of desolate grass, except for the pile of underpants that looked like a hill, there was almost nothing affecting the harmony and the beauty of nature.
Not long after, Tantai Mie came with more than ten people on horseback.Called Helian Ba over to question him. Helian Ba was careless and almost leaked what happened last night, but in the end he held back and said nothing. As for the pile of underpants over there, some They exchanged, and some were picked up.
Tantai Mie looked at the pile of majestic underpants, and the corners of his mouth suddenly twitched a few times.
After staring at these people treacherously for a while, he just rode away!According to the principle, it is necessary to ask a few words, but the big event is in front of us, so it is better not to delay it.
Helian Ba looked at Tantai Mie and the people behind him twitching strangely, and seemed to want to laugh, and immediately turned his head and gave Wei Feng and the others a hard look: "It's all your fault, now the second prince must put We have become a group of perverts!" When defending, to pick up so many underpants, isn't this a pervert?
Hundreds of people immediately smiled shyly, not daring to look at Helen Ba again.This made Helen Ba's mouth twitch again...
As the day approached noon, the people from Tantai Ji's side finally arrived.Helian Ba and the others also stared wide-eyed, hiding behind the mountains and carefully watching, but, just looking at it, they left the empty door behind their backs to others!
Tantai Mie was still watching by the river, Wei Feng suddenly gave Yun Qi a look!
Yun Qi understood immediately, hundreds of people picked up their knives, and suddenly struck very abruptly.Make a move on those who have their backs turned!
"Hey!" Flesh and blood splattered, and Helen Ba quickly turned his head when he heard the voice. When he saw this scene, he almost didn't faint, and shouted loudly, "Who are you?"
When he roared, before Wei Feng and the others could answer, a row of big underpants tied to ropes suddenly rose up in the middle of the snow mountain behind them. Tantaihuang stood there, holding up the big underpants, hanging a With a cheap smile on his face, he led the crowd to speak: "There are a group of underpants men on the other side of the mountain, and on the other side of the sea! They are mighty and majestic, they are handsome and chic...ah, the great underpants men..."
(End of this chapter)
Then, with a big wave of his hand, 800 people stayed behind pretending to be Helian Ba, Wei Feng stayed behind pretending to be the general, Tantaihuang led the others, and went up to knock the mountain with a chisel hammer.
Seeing that they succeeded, the crown prince and Chu Yuli were finally relieved, they also looked at each other, smiled, and went back.
Seeing Jin Chen helping each other here today, the Crown Prince and Tantai Huang were both very happy.
After they left, Helen Ba finally came back with the 500 people after waiting for about an hour and a half. He was cursing along the way, obviously very angry because he was being teased.Originally, Yun Qi suggested to wait for Helian Ba to come back and slaughter them together, so that all the people here for peace talks tomorrow will be their people, but Tantai Huang did not agree, because it is not allowed to join hands with Tantai Mie's people tomorrow. Becoming one of them, tomorrow in front of Tantai Mie, will inevitably show his flaws!If he becomes suspicious and rides his horse to turn around and run away, things will be difficult to handle!
After Helen Ba came back, he brought two thousand soldiers from the other side of the river, but heard a faint humming sound, as if it came from the mountains, but when he reached the river side, the humming sound disappeared again.Originally he had a carefree temper, so he just scratched his head, guessing that he heard it wrong!
After returning, he looked at Wei Feng and the others who were leaning over there, and gritted his teeth and cursed: "Aguda, what do you think these people are doing in the middle of the night, I chased them for a long time, but I didn't even catch a bird!" , and almost chased after Lianyun Shibaqi's camp, only to see that there is no Tantai Ji inside!"
Wei Feng, who was pretending to be Aguda, raised his head when he heard the words, and said, "Maybe it's because I'm bored and wants to play tricks on us!" As soon as he finished speaking, he lowered his head wearily.
Helian Ba asked again: "By the way, do you think it means that Tantai Ji has discovered us and wants to give us a warning?"
"You think too much!" Wei Feng's heart skipped a beat, if Helian Ba thought this way, and ran to tell Tantai Mie, once they suspected something was wrong, wouldn't the plan fail?
At this moment, Helian Ba became a little suspicious. He looked at Wei Feng and said, "Aguda, what's wrong with you? Aren't you always more cautious than me? That's why the prince sent the two of us together. Why do I feel that you seem a little something wrong?"
Who is Wei Feng? She is also No.1 in Jun Jinglan's intelligence system, and she is the best at disguising.Hearing his words, he immediately frowned and looked at him, and said very decently: "You don't even think about it, if you go to report to the second prince, what will happen outside? Helianba and Aguda, In the middle of the night, a few people were playing with big pants? Do you still want to hang out in the grassland, are you going to go out with your pants covering your head in the future?"
When she said this, Helen Ba finally fell silent!Men on the prairie always value face very much, and if such a thing gets out, it is tantamount to telling the second prince that they are not real warriors at all, but just a group of big idiots who will be teased at will!
So, he took a deep breath, gritted his teeth, and ordered: "No one is allowed to spread a word about what happened tonight!" Anyway, they all came back, well, if the people from Tantaiji can find here, it means that the enemy The army already knew that they had an ambush, and it was the same whether they told the second prince or not!
He was thinking like this, but he didn't know that more than 3000 soldiers and horses had sneaked into their rear, and the 800 people in front of him were no longer the previous 800!
Afterwards, looking at Yun Qi's disguised bodyguard, he scolded: "The underpants men who asked you to chase... No, have you chased all those lunatics?"
As he said that, he suddenly smelled a bad smell, and his eyes quickly caught sight of the pile of underpants.The corner of his mouth suddenly twitched...
Yun Qi reported: "General Qi, we have killed all those people, and they are our spoils of war! When we go back, wash them up and sell them, we will make a fortune!"
The corner of Helian Ba's mouth twitched, and he roared angrily at Yun Qi: "What nonsense are you talking about? Can we make money by selling a few pairs of underpants? Move them all away!"
As soon as he said this, under the leadership of Yun Qi and "A Guda", the [-] soldiers, with tears in their eyes, looked at Helian Ba pitifully: "Let's sell it, please!" Please, General!"
While they were talking, cold sweat rolled down their foreheads. I really don't know why His Highness has such an idea!
Helian Ba looked at 800 people looking at him so pitifully, hesitated for a while, and finally twitched the corner of his mouth, and waved his hands irritably: "George! Get out! Get out!"
"Thank you, General!" Everyone showed a shy expression, which made the corner of Helian Ba's mouth twitch a few more times.
One night passed in such a strange way.
In the early morning of the second day, this piece of grassland was full of desolate grass, except for the pile of underpants that looked like a hill, there was almost nothing affecting the harmony and the beauty of nature.
Not long after, Tantai Mie came with more than ten people on horseback.Called Helian Ba over to question him. Helian Ba was careless and almost leaked what happened last night, but in the end he held back and said nothing. As for the pile of underpants over there, some They exchanged, and some were picked up.
Tantai Mie looked at the pile of majestic underpants, and the corners of his mouth suddenly twitched a few times.
After staring at these people treacherously for a while, he just rode away!According to the principle, it is necessary to ask a few words, but the big event is in front of us, so it is better not to delay it.
Helian Ba looked at Tantai Mie and the people behind him twitching strangely, and seemed to want to laugh, and immediately turned his head and gave Wei Feng and the others a hard look: "It's all your fault, now the second prince must put We have become a group of perverts!" When defending, to pick up so many underpants, isn't this a pervert?
Hundreds of people immediately smiled shyly, not daring to look at Helen Ba again.This made Helen Ba's mouth twitch again...
As the day approached noon, the people from Tantai Ji's side finally arrived.Helian Ba and the others also stared wide-eyed, hiding behind the mountains and carefully watching, but, just looking at it, they left the empty door behind their backs to others!
Tantai Mie was still watching by the river, Wei Feng suddenly gave Yun Qi a look!
Yun Qi understood immediately, hundreds of people picked up their knives, and suddenly struck very abruptly.Make a move on those who have their backs turned!
"Hey!" Flesh and blood splattered, and Helen Ba quickly turned his head when he heard the voice. When he saw this scene, he almost didn't faint, and shouted loudly, "Who are you?"
When he roared, before Wei Feng and the others could answer, a row of big underpants tied to ropes suddenly rose up in the middle of the snow mountain behind them. Tantaihuang stood there, holding up the big underpants, hanging a With a cheap smile on his face, he led the crowd to speak: "There are a group of underpants men on the other side of the mountain, and on the other side of the sea! They are mighty and majestic, they are handsome and chic...ah, the great underpants men..."
(End of this chapter)
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