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Chapter 53 There is no free roast chicken in the world! (1)
Tantaihuang received his gaze, her eyes drifted left and right, pretending not to see.

At this moment, Huangfuxuan spoke: "This Qianye Guanyin belongs to Princess Mobei!"

All the way through the conversation, the maidservant brought the tray to Tantaihuang.She was not too polite, she took it and put it around her neck, it was exactly the same as the jade in her previous life.Grateful eyes swept towards Jun Jinglan, this piece of jade was too important to her!Relying on her ability to look at the toilet from a distance to win the first place, it is simply a dream, and no one else will agree to change a poem.And today, in order to help her, he also offended many people, and she owed this favor!
"My lords should be tired too, let's go!" Huangfu Xuan said coldly.

The envoy of the Southern Qi Dynasty did not suppress his curiosity: "Emperor Dongling, what are the next two sentences of Princess Qinghuang? Can you let me listen together?"

Huangfuxuan was about to say something, but he opened his mouth, but found it hard to speak!What shit, paper sentences, how can he speak them?Thinking about it, he said coldly: "I'm tired, let Princess Qinghuang speak for herself!"

After all, leave first.He deeply felt that after reading that poem, he really didn't have to eat for several days!Anyway, besides nausea, it is still nausea now!

The people around looked at it inexplicably, and thought it was meaningless, so they were about to leave.Jun Jinglan stood up, walked slowly in front of Tantaihuang, and said with a smile: "Princess, this crown prince has won!"

As soon as these words came out, the people with half their feet sticking out at the entrance of the main hall stopped, and pricked up their ears to eavesdrop on gossip!What did you win?

"But I didn't agree to bet with you!" Tantai Huang laughed out loud, there are times you didn't expect it, right?The conversation between the two of them at that time only talked about the bet, and she didn't agree to bet at all!But by the way, can you stay away from my mother? Looking at your face so close, my mother will want to have a nosebleed!

Jun Jinglan raised his eyebrows slightly, narrowed his long and narrow eyes, fixedly glanced at Tantaihuang, and suddenly smiled, knowing that she was not so honest! "Then as a gift, the princess will tell the prince the second half of this poem?"

Huangfuxuan already knew about it, but he didn't know it. This kind of feeling is not very good.

Tantaihuang was about to say, but out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of Little Xingxing who was rolling his eyes at her violently and poking his butt. Suddenly, remembering the scene where he was dragged in the toilet and almost collapsed, he snorted: " This princess doesn't want to say it!"

"Then if the prince guesses it, how about the princess honoring her previous promise?" With her arms folded around her chest, her posture was laziness.The thin lips hooked slightly, talking about conditions with great interest.

Fulfill the previous promise, that is, marry him if you lose the bet.But Tantaihuang was sure that as long as Huangfuxuan didn't say it, no one else would be able to guess this poem, and with the relationship between this evildoer and Huangfuxuan, Huangfuxuan would definitely not tell him!In addition, if this evildoer really wanted to marry her, she wouldn't believe it even if he was killed!Therefore, Tantaihuang nodded simply: "Okay! I agree!"

"Never regret it?" He raised his eyebrows and asked.

"I will never regret it!"

"Heh..." The crown prince turned around and left in a great mood. Little Xingxing turned up his beautiful buttocks to show Tantaihuang a look, and then walked away with pride.

And Tantai Jijian frowned slightly, glanced at Tantaihuang, and warned again: "Stay away from Jun Jinglan in the future!"

"Understood!" If Brother Wang didn't say anything, she would stay away from him, it was too dangerous!But... that little star, she still has to avenge what she deserves!
Halfway through the journey, Xiao Miaozi was dissatisfied and said, "Master, the third princess of Mobei is too much, how dare she tease you! There are so many beauties in this world, why do you care about her so much?"

"Yes, there are so many beauties in this world! But she is the only one who dares to play tricks on the master and succeeds in playing tricks!" Jun Jinglan smiled slightly, nodded slightly and looked up at the sky, in a good mood. Originally, she had a hazy feeling for that woman in her heart. , and slowly became clearer.

Xiao Miaozi is speechless, sir, are you looking for abuse, or are you looking for abuse?Thinking about what happened just now, he sighed, and then asked: "Master, can you really continue the poem by Princess Qinghuang?"

"I can't take it on, but there is someone who can! If she can't do it, I'm afraid no one in this world can take it on!" He gazed into the distance with charming eyes, looking to the far south.

Xiao Miaozi followed his line of sight, felt a pang in her heart, and said, "You mean...Madam?" Madam is the prince's godmother, and her idea is also weird, maybe it's really possible!
Jun Jinglan smiled: "That's right, it's the godmother! Go and call my master's Hai Dongqing, the master wants to send a letter to the godmother. Speaking of which, I haven't seen them for a long time!"

After finishing speaking, I walked back to the palace slowly.

Hearing this, Xiao Miaozi excitedly sent someone to summon Hai Dongqing, and wiped away his tears excitedly as he sent someone. Speaking of which, he hadn't seen his old master for a long time...

And Little Xingxing children's shoes with a wolf face, followed behind Jun Jinglan very unhappy: "Wow!" Master, I want to eat the sacred fruit of Tianshan Mountain!
Jun Jinglan didn't respond.

"Aww! Aww!" Do you hear me, Master Xing wants to eat the sacred fruit of Tianshan Mountain!

Jun Jinglan still didn't respond.

Master Xing was furious immediately, ran up to him, pouted his buttocks and said to him, "Aww!" If you don't feed Master Xing, Master Xing will fart and smoke you!
Jun Jinglan looked at its buttocks for a while, and suddenly asked, "Did you wipe your butt clean after you gave birth?"

When Little Xing Xing's children's shoes heard it, he quickly jumped up clutching his buttocks, and quickly went to the side to check!By the way, did you wipe your butt clean?At that moment, it pouted at Tantaihuang for a long time, throwing people to death, no, killing wolves!After it held the fox's tail for a long time and found that it had actually wiped it clean, Jun Jinglan had disappeared.Looking up to the sky and crying, I was fooled! "Aww..." Master, you hurt me...

Tantai Huang happily wore the jade pendant, followed Tantai Halberd back to the palace.After returning to the palace, she closed the door and messed around in the house all afternoon, until dusk, suddenly there was a burst of shrill laughter in her palace, seeping into people like a ghost... Little Xingxing, dare to give my old lady laxatives, my old lady is here today! Fuck you!

"Ah ha ha ha... oh ho ho ho ho..."

The guards at the door shook at the same time, the princess laughed horribly, what does she want to do?
And in the distance, the little Xingxing who was wiping tears after checking his butt, suddenly trembled, and looked around defensively, who... who wants to plot against Master Xing?
That night.

Behind the heavy curtains, there is a figure reflected on the curtain.Wearing only a thin silver shirt, she is tall and leisurely, like the spring breeze coming in March, bringing the spring scenery to a room.It is tempting to look at it, but dare not desecrate it.

The prince of Beiming, no matter whether it is the splendid and luxurious clothes that look on the outside, or the thin clothes and light fur swaying inside.They are all equally magnificent, and no one can match them!

Xiao Miaozi carried the tray, opened the curtain and went in. "Master, here comes the tea!"

(End of this chapter)