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Chapter 545 This woman is very fierce! (2)
The woman's fragrance poured into his nostrils, he raised his eyebrows slightly, and a smile flashed across his cold eyes, and he felt unnatural for a moment, after all, for him who had always kept women at arm's length, he was really not used to it.Standing there for a while, thinking about how the woman should deal with herself, she heard footsteps.

At the corner 30 meters ahead, guards came to patrol with torches.Jimo Li made a decisive decision, picked up the woman in his arms, flew away, and returned to his bedroom almost at the speed of light.

If this person sees Tantai Huang fainting in his arms, he will not know what kind of bloody storm it will be until tomorrow.Rumors are terrifying!
The guards searched everywhere for those who had stolen into the imperial study, but after all, no one dared to search the bedrooms of the guests.Because the emperor has not been found yet, and there is no order from the emperor, offending guests from other countries will end badly.

Therefore, Tantaihuang lay peacefully in Jimoli's dormitory without anyone coming in to disturb her.

Although Tantaihuang is very amorous after drunk, but this amorous feelings are actually just appearances!Jimoli only hated himself for understanding it too late!
In fact, he has always thought that women are troublesome, especially those years when he grew up in the palace, which made him deeply understand how troublesome it is for women to fight for favor and power by any means.And I have always believed in the words of the sages - only a villain and a woman are difficult to raise!

This is why he respects all women, is relatively friendly, and is very alienated!Similarly, this is why Tantaihuang can see the gentlemanly demeanor that respects women in him!
As for why he got involved with a woman like Tantaihuang, he didn't even throw her on the side of the road, but brought her back to his bedroom.It shouldn't be just because of the so-called vague style.

After thinking about his intentions seriously, His Royal Highness the Prince Regent came to the conclusion that maybe it was true as this woman said, because her words and deeds were really not like a woman at all, so he regarded her as a man dealt with!

However, he quickly understood a truth, no matter how charming she is when she is drunk, no matter how manly she looks like a woman on weekdays, she is still a woman after all!Moreover, not only women are troublesome creatures, drunk women are even more troublesome!

No, he is sitting outside the screen right now, studying the chess game he is playing. The woman is lying behind the screen on his couch, singing drunkenly: "Little cabbage, yellow in the ground, two or three years old... ..."

He twitched a few times at his temples, looked down at the chess game in his hand, and couldn't calm down to make a move for a long time.The slender and white fingertips pinched the chess slightly, and there was a sharp pain between the eyebrows.Hearing such a miserable song in the middle of the night is indeed very nerve-wracking...

While he was very depressed, soon, the Tantaihuang children's shoes in the room changed their tune again and sang a changed version of "Punishment of Impulse", with a very emotional tone: "That night you drank Drunk, holding my feet, talking nonsense, you said you wanted to rub my feet, but it's been a long time..."

Then, Jimo Li's lips twitched a few times at an almost unbelievable frequency. What song is this?I've vaguely heard of that little cabbage, but rubbing feet...

When he was very puzzled, Tantaihuang burped again, and then sang: "Hi... If I didn't know how many glasses you drank that day, you wouldn't understand how beautiful my feet are, and I also... ...Hi, I wouldn't believe it, after you drank too much, you would help me knead so simply...Hi!"

Jimo Li's hand holding the chess piece trembled slightly, feeling that his whole body was on the verge of collapse.Knead her so simply after drinking too much?Who is drinking too much now?

Stretched out his hand and rubbed the center of his eyebrows, just when he was seriously thinking about whether he had done something wrong, he should have left her on the side of the road, let her fend for herself, and should not be a bad person to save her , there was another heart-piercing howl of wolves, accompanied by the crazy sound of hammering the bed——

"If you die, you have to love, if you don't love it, you can't be happy! How deep is the feeling, hiccup, only this is enough to confess, if you die...you have to love--, no, no... It's nothing, uh, I forgot the words !"

"Bang!" After singing, her head fell on the window sill!
"Boom!", "Boom!", "Boom!" The three hidden guards fell to the ground with tears streaming down their faces!What kind of trouble did the lord come back from? She can sing this kind of weird and heart-piercing song!Love even to death!Also, the bed didn't collapse, did it? !
Jimo Li's hands trembled from her mad howling, and the water in the teacup splashed all over him!The ink-gold robe was smeared, and the water stains spread little by little, like his mood of gradually rushing to the apex with a headache!As a result, a kind of indescribable, quite strong... sympathy for this woman's fiancé, that is, Jun Jinglan, arose in my heart!
He can bear this kind of woman, and he wants to spend the rest of his life with her. Jun Jinglan is simply doing harm to the men in the world!

Just as he was thinking wildly, he thought that she would be quiet even if she didn't faint when she fell on the window sill, but unexpectedly, after a while, there was another wolf howl like a pig: "Yala! Suo, that is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau——!"

"Boom!" Jimo slipped on the bench under his buttocks, and almost didn't fall!

Yaraso?Yaraso? !

At this moment, all the palace people inside and outside the palace finally cried, with tears running down their faces.It's not that they can't stand her singing, they just miss their loved ones, yes!I miss my relatives a lot during the festive season, but today's festival, they don't make it... they just miss their relatives, woo woo woo...

Just when everyone was on the verge of defeat and was about to be driven into insanity and die, Jimo Li's gentlemanly demeanor was finally tossed by Tantai Huang, just when he wished he could get up and go over and throw her When going out, the servants finally came in with hangover soup.

And almost trembling because he felt that he was about to be liberated, without waiting for Jimoli's order, he took the hot wheel with his legs, rushed in three steps at a time, and fed the medicine to Tantaihuang!
but--

"Bang!" She waved her hand, and it was overturned!

"What the hell, it's so bitter! Drinking, my mother still wants to drink..." She was flushed and delirious, but this shot was quite precise, and she overturned the medicine bowl in one fell swoop, and even splashed it not far away. The snow-white screen was stained with black concoction, making it look extremely messy and disgusting!

The palace people were startled, and hurriedly knelt down in Jimoli's direction: "The slave is not serving you well, my lord, spare me, my lord, spare my life!"

Although Jimo Li didn't have any obsession with cleanliness, he couldn't help frowning when he saw this, and took another look at himself who had just been splashed with tea by Tantai Huang's singing, and his cold and sharp eyes finally narrowed a little bit of impatience: "Change!" Screen, bring the medicine again! Change clothes!"

(End of this chapter)