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Chapter 56 Raise your IQ for you!
Chapter 56 Raise your IQ for you!
In this world, I am afraid that there is no one who is colder and more arrogant than him.And he is the most beautiful man in martial arts, Baili Jinchen!But at this moment, even though he was as cold and aloof as he was, hearing his mother's scolding to his father, his brows could not help but twitch.
Daddy stole mother...five taels of silver? !
Baili Ruyan beside him sighed, her pretty and charming face was also full of pity, she shook her head, and said to the sky, "Oh! It's only five taels of silver, would daddy steal it in a mean way? Mother... wait, could it be that you stole it, brother?"
When Baili Jinchen heard the words, he closed his eyes and meditated, and didn't bother to pay attention to it...
Baili Ruyan shrunk his mouth, it's boring to have such a big brother!It's still Uncle Leng Zihan... It's a pity he ran away again!
And inside the room, in front of the desk, Baili Jinghong's face froze.The moonlight-like intoxicating eyes glanced at Nangong Jin, and said lightly: "Didn't you come back today after buying firewood, rice, oil and salt? If I remember correctly, it was five taels."
"Uh..." Nangong Jin was stunned for a moment, and smiled awkwardly, "Oh hehehe, I forgot, you know, when people get older, their memory will inevitably be bad! I know you won't mind, aha Haha... Ah, by the way, what are you looking at?"
Change the topic with sweat on your head!
The woman who spoke looked like she was in her 30s just now, with a delicate face, a slender figure, and a slightly wretched manner.The man she questioned seemed to be in his early thirties.With a cold and aloof air, not stained with secular demeanor, people are like the bright moon in the sky, making people fascinated.
Scanning the paper on the table with her beautiful eyes, she said lightly, "A letter from Jinglan!"
A letter from Jinglan?Nangong Jin tilted his head to look, and there were two sentences written on it.
"Rizhao's censer emits purple smoke, and see where the toilet is from a distance. I hope the godmother will not hesitate to enlighten me!"
After Nangong Jin finished reading, he rolled his eyes: "This little bastard, thanks to people saying that he is the prince of Beiming, he is the only one who can shake the world. Just such a broken poem will bother me!"
Yu Luo snatched the pen from Baili Jinghong's hand, swung Fang Qiu on it, and wrote the next two sentences: "Three lumps of shit are flying down, it seems that I didn't bring toilet paper!"
After this sentence fell, Baili Jinghong's expression immediately became very subtle.After looking at it for a while, he hesitated and asked, "What is toilet paper?"
"Ah, the toilet paper is just...wait!" Nangong Jin's eyes widened suddenly, and he read the thin letter paper several times, this... Wasn't this poem used for tricks in the previous life? How could anyone know? "Jinglan said where did this poem come from?"
"There are only these two sentences in Haidongqing's message." Therefore, no one came to pass on the sidelines.
Nangong Jin suddenly felt his heart beat faster, fellow, is it fellow?Thinking about it, she hurriedly shouted at the door: "Chen'er, come in!"
As soon as the voice fell, one white and one pink, two figures fell into the room!Baili Ruyan also followed in.
Nangong Jin hurriedly folded up Jun Jinglan's letter, and wrote another piece of paper: "Moonlight in front of the bed, two pairs of shoes on the ground!"
After finishing writing, he handed both letters to Baili Jinchen: "This is a reply letter to your elder brother Jinglan, and this, let him ask the person who made the question, and he may accept my poem." The next two sentences!" If you can answer, you must be a fellow!
Baili Ruyan stood on tiptoe to take a look, there was a bright moonlight in front of the bed, and two pairs of shoes on the ground!She stuck out her tongue: "Mother, you are so wretched..."
Baili Jinchen nodded slightly, turned around and left without asking any questions.
"Chen'er, remember, this letter is very important!" Nangong Jin added!
The person who walked to the door paused, tilted his head slightly, his eyes were cold, and his voice was as light as the moon: "Don't worry, just change someone."
The corner of Nangong Jin's mouth twitched, and he said angrily: "You little bastard, do you ever talk to mother like this?"
After yelling, he turned to Baili Jinghong and scolded: "This is the good son you taught!" Who would have thought that with her genes, the son would still be as virtuous as his father!
Baili Jinghong was speechless. Didn't she say that her son was... so cool?Even after so many years, he never asked her what "cool" meant.
Baili Ruyan interjected: "Mother, my brother is already grown up, he can't be called a little brat anymore, he should be called a big brat! Oh yeah!"
As soon as the words fell, the sword light flashed, like a neon breaking the sky.A burst of white light flashed by, and a bunch of hair on her chest broke!Baili Ruyan's face immediately turned black, and she turned to stare at her brother fiercely!
I didn't even see how he drew the sword, the sword was already in the sheath!He didn't speak or look at her.Turned around and left, leaving a cold and arrogant back...
So Nangong Jin understood, and reckoned that if he hadn't been his own mother, he would have been cut by the sword first!In other words, he was already giving himself a lot of face, and thinking about it like this made his face darker.
"Mother, I'm going too!" Baili Ruyan said, "Uncle Leng Zihan has run away again, I'll ask Brother Jinglan, maybe he knows!"
As soon as these words came out, Nangong Jin stroked his forehead sadly: "How many times have I said that your Uncle Leng Zihan is getting old and not suitable for you..."
"Didn't you say that love can transcend age? I'll go first, father, mother will leave it to you!" After saying that, he ran away!
Nangong Jin wanted to go up to stop him, but was pulled back by the people behind him.Turning around and shouting angrily: "Baili Jinghong, what are you doing?"
When his son and daughter were far away, he said calmly: "I have long felt that they are in the way. They are not here. Wherever we want to do it, we will do it there."
"..."
"What is toilet paper?" he asked again.
Nangong Jin's attention was diverted, and he grabbed his cheerful mouth: "Didn't I tell you that I came from thousands of years later? Toilet paper is the straw paper of our era, so I doubt that there are fellow villagers It’s coming! Maybe he knows how to go back. But if not, I’m not excited, so let the children go and see first!”
As soon as these words came out, Baili Jinghong nodded to express his understanding.But a stream of light flashed in his eyes, and Nangong Jin didn't see it...
Dongling Imperial Palace, the courtyard of Tantaihuang.
The man in black lying on the ground, the prince threw away the rope in his hand, and lay down leisurely on the roof covered with moonlight silk, staring at the starry sky.Lazily said: "Did the master say that if you go back to the poetry meeting, you will be killed tonight!"
"How do you know that I can't beat these men in black?" Tantaihuang looked at him sideways. It's true that these men in black are martial arts masters. but!
"If they die, there will be another wave." The lazy and charming voice sounded comfortably.
Tantaihuang frowned: "Then how do you know that someone wants to kill me? After returning to the poetry meeting, I didn't..."
In the middle of speaking, he propped himself up to face her, put his elbows on the ground, rested his cheeks leisurely, and said with a lazy smile: "The princess didn't show her talents, but some people read love poems to you, and some people didn't like you in the first place." .”
(End of this chapter)
In this world, I am afraid that there is no one who is colder and more arrogant than him.And he is the most beautiful man in martial arts, Baili Jinchen!But at this moment, even though he was as cold and aloof as he was, hearing his mother's scolding to his father, his brows could not help but twitch.
Daddy stole mother...five taels of silver? !
Baili Ruyan beside him sighed, her pretty and charming face was also full of pity, she shook her head, and said to the sky, "Oh! It's only five taels of silver, would daddy steal it in a mean way? Mother... wait, could it be that you stole it, brother?"
When Baili Jinchen heard the words, he closed his eyes and meditated, and didn't bother to pay attention to it...
Baili Ruyan shrunk his mouth, it's boring to have such a big brother!It's still Uncle Leng Zihan... It's a pity he ran away again!
And inside the room, in front of the desk, Baili Jinghong's face froze.The moonlight-like intoxicating eyes glanced at Nangong Jin, and said lightly: "Didn't you come back today after buying firewood, rice, oil and salt? If I remember correctly, it was five taels."
"Uh..." Nangong Jin was stunned for a moment, and smiled awkwardly, "Oh hehehe, I forgot, you know, when people get older, their memory will inevitably be bad! I know you won't mind, aha Haha... Ah, by the way, what are you looking at?"
Change the topic with sweat on your head!
The woman who spoke looked like she was in her 30s just now, with a delicate face, a slender figure, and a slightly wretched manner.The man she questioned seemed to be in his early thirties.With a cold and aloof air, not stained with secular demeanor, people are like the bright moon in the sky, making people fascinated.
Scanning the paper on the table with her beautiful eyes, she said lightly, "A letter from Jinglan!"
A letter from Jinglan?Nangong Jin tilted his head to look, and there were two sentences written on it.
"Rizhao's censer emits purple smoke, and see where the toilet is from a distance. I hope the godmother will not hesitate to enlighten me!"
After Nangong Jin finished reading, he rolled his eyes: "This little bastard, thanks to people saying that he is the prince of Beiming, he is the only one who can shake the world. Just such a broken poem will bother me!"
Yu Luo snatched the pen from Baili Jinghong's hand, swung Fang Qiu on it, and wrote the next two sentences: "Three lumps of shit are flying down, it seems that I didn't bring toilet paper!"
After this sentence fell, Baili Jinghong's expression immediately became very subtle.After looking at it for a while, he hesitated and asked, "What is toilet paper?"
"Ah, the toilet paper is just...wait!" Nangong Jin's eyes widened suddenly, and he read the thin letter paper several times, this... Wasn't this poem used for tricks in the previous life? How could anyone know? "Jinglan said where did this poem come from?"
"There are only these two sentences in Haidongqing's message." Therefore, no one came to pass on the sidelines.
Nangong Jin suddenly felt his heart beat faster, fellow, is it fellow?Thinking about it, she hurriedly shouted at the door: "Chen'er, come in!"
As soon as the voice fell, one white and one pink, two figures fell into the room!Baili Ruyan also followed in.
Nangong Jin hurriedly folded up Jun Jinglan's letter, and wrote another piece of paper: "Moonlight in front of the bed, two pairs of shoes on the ground!"
After finishing writing, he handed both letters to Baili Jinchen: "This is a reply letter to your elder brother Jinglan, and this, let him ask the person who made the question, and he may accept my poem." The next two sentences!" If you can answer, you must be a fellow!
Baili Ruyan stood on tiptoe to take a look, there was a bright moonlight in front of the bed, and two pairs of shoes on the ground!She stuck out her tongue: "Mother, you are so wretched..."
Baili Jinchen nodded slightly, turned around and left without asking any questions.
"Chen'er, remember, this letter is very important!" Nangong Jin added!
The person who walked to the door paused, tilted his head slightly, his eyes were cold, and his voice was as light as the moon: "Don't worry, just change someone."
The corner of Nangong Jin's mouth twitched, and he said angrily: "You little bastard, do you ever talk to mother like this?"
After yelling, he turned to Baili Jinghong and scolded: "This is the good son you taught!" Who would have thought that with her genes, the son would still be as virtuous as his father!
Baili Jinghong was speechless. Didn't she say that her son was... so cool?Even after so many years, he never asked her what "cool" meant.
Baili Ruyan interjected: "Mother, my brother is already grown up, he can't be called a little brat anymore, he should be called a big brat! Oh yeah!"
As soon as the words fell, the sword light flashed, like a neon breaking the sky.A burst of white light flashed by, and a bunch of hair on her chest broke!Baili Ruyan's face immediately turned black, and she turned to stare at her brother fiercely!
I didn't even see how he drew the sword, the sword was already in the sheath!He didn't speak or look at her.Turned around and left, leaving a cold and arrogant back...
So Nangong Jin understood, and reckoned that if he hadn't been his own mother, he would have been cut by the sword first!In other words, he was already giving himself a lot of face, and thinking about it like this made his face darker.
"Mother, I'm going too!" Baili Ruyan said, "Uncle Leng Zihan has run away again, I'll ask Brother Jinglan, maybe he knows!"
As soon as these words came out, Nangong Jin stroked his forehead sadly: "How many times have I said that your Uncle Leng Zihan is getting old and not suitable for you..."
"Didn't you say that love can transcend age? I'll go first, father, mother will leave it to you!" After saying that, he ran away!
Nangong Jin wanted to go up to stop him, but was pulled back by the people behind him.Turning around and shouting angrily: "Baili Jinghong, what are you doing?"
When his son and daughter were far away, he said calmly: "I have long felt that they are in the way. They are not here. Wherever we want to do it, we will do it there."
"..."
"What is toilet paper?" he asked again.
Nangong Jin's attention was diverted, and he grabbed his cheerful mouth: "Didn't I tell you that I came from thousands of years later? Toilet paper is the straw paper of our era, so I doubt that there are fellow villagers It’s coming! Maybe he knows how to go back. But if not, I’m not excited, so let the children go and see first!”
As soon as these words came out, Baili Jinghong nodded to express his understanding.But a stream of light flashed in his eyes, and Nangong Jin didn't see it...
Dongling Imperial Palace, the courtyard of Tantaihuang.
The man in black lying on the ground, the prince threw away the rope in his hand, and lay down leisurely on the roof covered with moonlight silk, staring at the starry sky.Lazily said: "Did the master say that if you go back to the poetry meeting, you will be killed tonight!"
"How do you know that I can't beat these men in black?" Tantaihuang looked at him sideways. It's true that these men in black are martial arts masters. but!
"If they die, there will be another wave." The lazy and charming voice sounded comfortably.
Tantaihuang frowned: "Then how do you know that someone wants to kill me? After returning to the poetry meeting, I didn't..."
In the middle of speaking, he propped himself up to face her, put his elbows on the ground, rested his cheeks leisurely, and said with a lazy smile: "The princess didn't show her talents, but some people read love poems to you, and some people didn't like you in the first place." .”
(End of this chapter)
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