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Chapter 711 Chu Yuli, I'm Covering! (1)
He has clearly put on a godlike appearance, an appearance that I have forgiven you, why would these people commit suicide one after another as long as they fail the mission and see him after they come back?

Could it be that his expression unconsciously revealed a look that made the other party commit suicide?

Ye Xingchen looked at him for a while, and then said sincerely: "Master Guoshi, your appearance is not scary at all, but after seeing your appearance, it will give people a strong sense of guilt, which makes people feel Not completing the task you gave is a damn thing..."

This is the tragedy of being a fairy!In the eyes of the world, he is a figure like a god, so... Xiao Wuyu let out a long sigh and asked, "Is there anything you can do to change this situation?"

Ye Xingchen hesitated for a while, and suggested: "Go down from the lotus platform, don't sit so high, don't sit in this smoky place. Then find a bench and sit on melon seeds, and throw you to the person who failed the mission. If you say what you say in your heart, the other party probably won't commit suicide!"

According to his understanding of Master Guoshi, what he said in his heart was definitely not a destiny, but——it's fucking useless, making me wait for so long for nothing!Go away, don't let me see you again!
After listening to this, Xiao Wuyu was silent for a long time, and after considering which was more important, the other party's life or his own image, he finally sighed: "The life and death of a person has long been predestined by God! Since they are going to die, our national teacher has always Be merciful, don't forcefully stop me!"

The corner of Ye Xingchen's mouth twitched, and he resisted the desire to complain, and asked: "Master, please forgive me for not understanding, why did you send someone to stop Jun Jinglan and Tantaihuang back? Is it true?" Because of their coming, there will be a catastrophe?"

Xiao Wuyu was silent for a while, finally slowly closed his eyes, and said: "No, it is the selfishness of my national teacher. If they don't come, or there is... nothing more, it is useless to talk, anyway, it has already come. But, if you let The woman Tantaihuang knows that her national teacher sent someone to stop her, I'm afraid..." I'm afraid I will cause trouble for Lao Tzu!Maybe let Jun Jinglan hold a knife and slash Lao Tzu again on horseback!
Ye Xingchen answered: "Master, don't worry, you don't mean to take their lives, even if you know, you shouldn't be too annoyed!"

"I wish..."

This sound, floating in the vast sky, seems to be listening to the voice of the sky.

Here, Tantaihuang has successfully dressed up as a court lady according to what Chu Changge gave, and with the help of Jun Jinglan, she has successfully entered the palace without anyone noticing, and knocked unconscious to send it to Queen Chu. A few palace maids for supper.

Jun Jinglan waited for her on the roof in a leisurely manner. She opened the lid and ate all the cakes from Empress Chu. They were very delicious.Then, with a smile, he put the poops of Little Xingxing and Cuihua that had been changed, and the workmanship was exquisite.

It is also very beautiful, it looks soft and glutinous, and it is very delicious.hey-hey……

When they arrived at the door of Empress Chu's bedroom, the maidservants glanced behind her, frowned and asked, "You came alone?"

Tantaihuang quickly said what Chu Changge suggested to her: "Those people are tired today, and Eunuch Sun is punishing them, so I let the servant come alone!"

The maidservant at the door expressed satisfaction with her low-browed and pleasing appearance when she spoke to her, and was very satisfied with her vanity, so she nodded and said, "Go in, the empress is waiting!"

"Yes!" Tantaihuang replied, and went in with the pastry, without looking up at Queen Chu, she directly saluted, placed it on the table in front of her, and then lifted the lid.

"Huh?" Empress Chu's voice was a bit puzzled, with an angry look on her face, she should be still angry at Chu Yuli's disobedience today!Turning his head to glance at the pastry, hesitantly said, "I don't seem to have seen such a pastry before!"

Tantaihuang immediately said: "The new cook specially made this for you. The third prince invited this cook from outside. It's all because of his filial piety towards you!"

Chu Changge said that mentioning Chu Changfeng when necessary can dispel the other party's suspicion.

Sure enough, Empress Chu was overjoyed when she heard this, and her bad mood because of Chu Yuli immediately improved: "Oh? Changfeng prepared it? Then I really want to taste it!"

The maid at the side heard it, and quickly tested the non-toxicity with a silver needle. Empress Chu twisted a piece, put it in her mouth, chewed it a few times under Tantaihuang's peeking gaze, and said with a frown: "The taste is a bit strange." , sour and glutinous, I have never tasted this kind of taste!"

Of course, who dares to eat shit for you?Tantaihuang lowered her head and snickered.

After Empress Chu ate one piece, she didn't taste it, and she still felt dissatisfied, so she ate another piece, and finally tasted it: "It's sour but not too sweet, it's sweet but not greasy, with a strange fragrance..."

That's Cuihua's body odor... Tantaihuang held back his laughter again.

Finally, Empress Chu commented: "It's really delicious!"

"Pfft..." Tantaihuang held back her laughter again.

Little Xingxing and Cuihua Children's Shoes, who came to join in the fun, looked at each other when they heard this. Since she likes to eat so much, shall we give her a few more?

When people, human beings and animals, were all praising Empress Chu for poop, holding back a very speechless smile, and lamenting the variety of human tastes, Empress Chu had already ate another piece of "cake" gracefully and luxuriously.

He stroked his hair slightly, and said with a smile on his face: "It's still Changfeng who knows my heart. Having a son like Changfeng is the greatest blessing in my life!"

Hearing this, the servant girl on the side quickly bent down and said, "The third prince's filial piety is so filial. Because of the empress's kindness, the mother's kindness can make the son filial. The empress enjoys this family relationship, and the slave is really happy for the empress." !"

As soon as the words came to this point, Empress Chu was in a good mood immediately, and she also had a feeling of being elated when someone said it to her heart, so she said: "Well said, reward!"

"Thank you, empress!" The servant girl bowed and said, with a wide smile on her face.

After Empress Chu rewarded her, she turned her head to look at Tantaihuang and said with a smile, "Reward too!"

"Uh... Thank you, empress!" Tantaihuang thanked very cooperatively, and by the way silently summed up the matter in her heart.

It can be roughly summarized as follows: Empress Chu was fed shit, because the cooks in Chu Changge's mansion were so skilled that she was so happy to eat shit, and she went around giving rewards.Well, this thing is like this, right?

One piece after another, Empress Chu was in high spirits, in a happy mood, full of good wishes and yearning for filial piety to her mother and son in life. Said: "Cook, reward too!"

(End of this chapter)