Starlight and you are both

Chapter 188 I Had a Car Accident Wow I Hit Someone! (spoof)

"My son's car, my son's car..."

Behind him, the mother of the child whose scooter was robbed came after her, grabbed Xu Ze's arm, and shouted, "Mom? That little bastard called you mom just now? I didn't see it, the transformation can turn into you." In this way, tsk tsk tsk, I have also adjusted my Adam's apple..."

Mama Xu froze in place, damn, he has changed his gender...

Ye Ping'an, a bad brat, even he was cheated.

All around, the people who escaped from Ye Ping'an's devil's feet looked towards Assistant Xu, and the expressions on the faces of the children's mother were so exciting.

"female?"

"Male?"

"That kid called his mother just now..."

"But, there is an Adam's apple!!"

Xu Ze stopped struggling, well, let's just be a mother, I haven't had a chance to be a father yet, and being addicted to being a mother is also an experience.

"That Mr. Yang, lend me 200 yuan."

Mr. Yang was stunned and looked at him in disbelief. The chief special assistant of the dignified Nangong Consortium, the first assistant worth over 200 million yuan, asked him to borrow [-] yuan?
Xu Ze rubbed his nose, well, the perfect image he had built up over the years was sent to his grandma's house all at once by that son of a bitch, "Isn't there?"

"Yes, yes!" Mr. Yang quickly took out 200 yuan from his pocket and handed it to Xu Ze, and asked, "Xu Tezhu, what do you do, young master?"

Xu Ze cast him a cool look, and said, "Get some guards over here and arrest him."

When Mr. Yang heard this, he quickly backed away and waved his hands vigorously, "No, no, I don't dare, the second youngest's son, how dare I use force to arrest him? If this hurts him, my whole family will have to come from Haicheng. disappear."

Mother Xu was stunned and asked, "Who told you that he is the second young master's son?"

Mr. Yang looked confused, "What the young master said, combined with the fact that he looks exactly the same as the second young master, let me think about it, there is really nothing wrong with him!"

Upon hearing this, the expression on Assistant Xu's face was as if he had swallowed a fly, hehe, hehe, there is indeed nothing wrong...

Needless to say, this kid must have calculated this in advance, good guy, he is really good at deceiving people, he knows how to use the identity of the second youngest son to find convenience for himself.

"what……"

From the other end, there was a scream.

Mother Xu was startled, damn it, don't tell him it's a car overturned...

"Wow wow, Mama Xu, Mama Xu, come here quickly, there was a car accident, I bumped into someone, blah blah blah!!"

In the distance, there was the scream of the little guy killing a pig.

Xu Ze stretched out his hand and rubbed the center of his brows. This prank seems to be endless...

"Hiss, son of a bitch, get the hell out of here!" Chu Yu fell to the ground, Ye Pingan pressed her tightly, screaming strangely, while foam stars flew everywhere...

"Go away, okay!"

The little guy blinked, and flipped over while holding her, and the two of them rolled several meters away! !

Well, it just rolled under Mama Xu's feet.

Xu Ze lowered his eyes, saw the little guy still lying on the woman's body, and stretched out his hand to grab his back collar...

The little guy let out a strange cry and frowned, "Mother Xu, I'm warning you, don't drag me, otherwise, if something goes wrong, don't blame me for not reminding you."

Well, what's the problem?

In fact, when rolling with this woman in his arms, he quietly opened the zipper of her dress. If he stood up...

Ha ha! ! !

"Ahhh!" Chu Yu rolled around in his arms until he was dizzy, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses. After seeing Xu Ze, he sternly shouted: "Xu Ze, pull him away quickly!" .”

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(End of this chapter)