Nongmen fierce girl head chef

Chapter 700 Is This Shit? !
There was ready-made pork delivered from the backyard of Fumanlou, but because Lin Yuan and Bai Er needed a whole pig, shopkeeper Liu asked the boy to go to Zhurou Rong to get the rest of the pork as well. .

Looking at the table full of pig heads, pig ears, pig tails, pork, and even pig hearts, pig livers, and pig intestines.

Bai Er's eyes swept across the table treacherously, and he couldn't bear it any longer and started rubbing his fists.

Lin Yuan shook her head amusedly, and said, "Why don't you choose first?"

Bai Er's eyes lit up, and then he shrugged his shoulders in a "gentlemanly" way: "No, there are so many, let's pick together."

It is fair to choose together, Lin Yuan did not refute.

Shopkeeper Liu looked at the two of them, said "Start", and saw Bai Er rushing towards a plate in the middle of the table excitedly with oil on the soles of his feet.

Seeing that he was about to reach the contents of the plate, a chopstick flew over from nowhere and landed at the same time as Bai Er's hand.

Bai Er grabbed Pan Yan'er with his hand.

The chopstick was inserted precisely into the meat in the middle of the plate!
Not meat exactly, but...

"pig intestine?!"

Seeing the two of them unanimously selecting the dirtiest and most disgusting parts of the pig, deafening screams erupted in the lobby.

"My God, my God, how can I eat that thing?"

"Oops, cover my eyes, I'm going to throw up just now!"

And the one who reacted the most was of course the old annoyance who had been looking forward to it for a long time. He stood up from the stool all of a sudden, surprised, angry and anxious: "What? What? Did you two discuss it? Make me ugly to the old man? No, no, I don’t want to eat large intestines, I don’t want to eat shit, I don’t want to eat shit!”

And the faces of the two who chose Zhu Dachang at the same time were also very exciting.

Bai Er was surprised at first and then laughed: "I didn't expect that you are so discerning too! Hehe, we both chose this thing, I see, this is a competition who cooks the most fragrant and delicious dishes Ah, this is clearly a competition to see who cooks the smelliest and most disgusting dish! Haha. Okay, this is fun!"

Saying that, Bai Er actually clapped his hands happily.

Compared to Bai Er's schadenfreude, Lin Yuan was calm and okay. In fact, she had already thought of this when Bai Er proposed to use pork for cooking.Looking at Bai Er's willingness to agree so happily, he could even see what Bai Er was thinking in his heart, that he chose Zhu Dachang to embarrass her.

That's why Lin Yuan deliberately asked Xia Zheng to throw out his chopsticks when Bai Er was about to get his hands.

Impartial, neither sooner nor later, just want to pick the plate of pig intestines with Bai Er at the same time.

It's all right now, both of them have chosen this item, and the ingredients are the same, so it depends on whose skill is better.

"Oh, it's actually the same, this time it's going to be a good show." Xia Zheng leaned back in the chair leisurely, and even raised his legs comfortably, but now he was gloating and watching the good show.

Lao Fan had a bitter expression on his face, he strongly demanded to re-election, and even stood up and insisted on throwing the plate of pig intestines into the backyard.

Xia Zheng grabbed Lao Fan and whispered a few words in his ear, only to see Lao Fan's eyes lit up first, and then his face turned into a bitter gourd: "I don't believe it! You always lie to me, you are not good Children! You are getting worse and worse!"

Regarding Lao Fan's accusation, Lin Yuan and Xia Zheng's ears were almost callused these days.

Lin Yuan picked out her ears, and looked at Bai Er helplessly: "What should I do, the referee is not happy, do you want to change the ingredients?"

Hearing this, Bai Er immediately became furious, and jumped up: "No, no, how can we change the ones that have been selected! Just do this! Isn't the referee unhappy? That's good, change the referee!"

After finishing speaking, he pointed to shopkeeper Liu, "Come here!"

In the past, shopkeeper Liu would definitely be vying to be the referee.But this time, he was going to eat that stinky thing!Shopkeeper Liu's eyes widened, and he waved his hands back again and again: "No, no, I don't want to eat that thing either!"

Bai Erbai rolled his eyes: "Look, you're scared!"

He pointed several people to be referees one after another, but as one can imagine, no one was happy.

Just when Bai Er was scratching his head and scratching his head in anxiety, Lao Fan suddenly raised his hand with a bitter face, curling his lips reluctantly: "I, I am willing."

After finishing speaking, he threatened Xia Zheng fiercely: "If you lie to me and don't give me sweets, I will throw you into the pigsty to eat dung!"

Xia Zheng raised his eyebrows, pointed at Bai Erchong and winked his eyes: "Don't forget, I still have something to say. If this kid doesn't cook well, throw this kid into the pigsty!"

Lao Fan curled his lips and drank the tea sullenly. If it didn't taste good, he would throw the two little bastards into the pigsty.

At the beginning of the competition, Lin Yuan and Bai Er cooked on two tables respectively to show fairness, and a large screen that could not transmit light was placed between the two tables.

There are quite a lot of large intestines in a pig, even if it is shared by two people, it is enough.Lin Yuan gestured with scissors, cut a section according to the length she needed, and returned to her seat.

Bai Er, on the other hand, had a worried face, holding scissors for a while and a kitchen knife for a while, but he didn't know what to do.

Lin Yuan couldn't help laughing, the pig intestines were actually delicious after being processed, but people didn't know how to handle them properly, so these things were basically thrown away.Moreover, the pig intestines on the plate looked clean, and they should have been simply processed before serving.

In fact, she had thought about cooking with pig intestines before, but since she had a lot of other ingredients, she didn't think about pig intestines anymore.After all, this thing is really troublesome to deal with.

After all, Bai Er followed Lin Yuan's example and cut a section of large intestine with scissors, then returned to his position with the long chopsticks, and pinched his nose tightly with the other hand. Like eating a fly.

Lao Fan tried to sneak away several times, but it was Xia Zheng who pressed him.Looking at the large intestine in the hands of the two, Lao Fan was so disgusted that he couldn't bear to look directly at it, he covered his face with his hands the whole time and refused to look up.

The key step to make a good pig large intestine is naturally to clean it.Although shopkeeper Liu had already been cleaned by someone before, the washing was not clean because of illegality.Lin Yuan first used scissors to cut off the thick layer of fat on the outside of the large intestine, then turned the large intestine over and put it in a basin, added flour and salt, and a small amount of water, and slowly scrubbed it.

The cleaning steps must be confident and serious, and you can't be lazy, otherwise the dishes that will be cooked later will have a peculiar smell.Lin Yuan lowered her head, she kept her ears shut and was very serious.However, only Xia Zheng, who had been observing her, would notice that Lin Yuan's delicate eyebrows were slightly frowned, as if feeling a little uncomfortable.

Xia Zheng narrowed his eyes, and jumped up from the stool very neatly, but before he got close to him, he was stared back by Lin Yuan's eyes.

All right.Xia Zheng pursed his lips reluctantly, and finally respected Lin Yuan's decision, but when he sat back in the chair, Xia Zheng no longer had the leisure he had just now, his nerves were tense, and he was always ready to rush out.

Shopkeeper Liu and the boys were far away, but they were still curious to see how Lin Yuan and Bai Er made things out of these stinky things.When they saw Lin Yuan washing with flour and salt, their eyes widened. It turned out that they could still wash like this!

Looking at Bai Er again, everyone couldn't help laughing.

It is also to clean the large intestine, but Bai Er's method is really hypocritical.Don't look at Bai Er who can put an ugly fake beard on his face, but he likes to be clean very much.After getting the pig's large intestine, I walked around it seven or eight times, but I couldn't find a place to start.

"Go all out!" Hearing Lin Yuan's energetic voice next to him, Bai Er became ruthless, took out a clean handkerchief from his bosom, put it on his hand, and took a long-handled woolen handkerchief with his other hand. Brush, so that the large intestine in one hand and the brush in the other hand are brushed up.

When it made everyone laugh even more, Bai Er couldn't help retching while brushing.

This makes Lao Fan look stupid, this kid, he will never eat anything made by this kid!Don't eat it to death!
Enduring the discomfort in her body, Lin Yuan washed the large intestine, and then washed it with white vinegar and water before finishing the work.

Then it's time to cook.Lin Yuan planned to make stir-fried fat sausages, because she knew Lao Fan's taste, so she specially prepared dried chilies to make them spicy.

Before frying the fatty intestines, the fatty intestines should be cooked thoroughly, but it should not be boiled, otherwise the fried fatty intestines will lack the crunchy texture and taste like chai chai.So it needs to be cooked in a pot under cold water. In order to get rid of the peculiar smell, she also put some wine and soy sauce into the pot, and then boiled it for a quarter of an hour until the fat intestines can be easily pierced with chopsticks.

While the fat intestines were cooking in the pot, Lin Yuan sat down on the stool and covered her stomach with her hands.This familiar pain convinced her that she was not sick, but Guishui finally came.

Don't come early, don't come late, but come at this time, you really know how to choose the time!
Gently rubbing her stomach with her hands, Lin Yuan's delicate brows were tightly knit together.But when I looked up and saw Xia Zheng was so concerned that he was almost mad but still trying his best to endure, he couldn't help laughing, this guy is really obedient, she sat obediently and didn't move as soon as she glanced over.

Fortunately, the weather is not very cold now, and there is a small charcoal stove for cooking sausages to keep warm, so Lin Yuan doesn't feel so uncomfortable.The only thing that worried her was that she didn't wear a lot of clothes. If she got dirty, wouldn't she be ashamed in front of so many people?

Lin Yuan bit her lip, stood up and took two steps slowly, feeling relieved when she felt that there was no other reaction to the abdominal pain.Now there is no woman in the room except her, if something really happens, she really can't help it.

Lin Yuan was struggling, and Bai Er was suffering too.

Finally, he cleaned the large intestine with a brush, but when he sniffed it again, there was a stench that couldn't be removed!
"Damn it! Is this pig having diarrhea? Why is it so smelly!" Bai Er threw the brush aside in disgust. If he had known the result, he shouldn't have promised that little girl to pick ingredients. How good it is to make a dish casually!
But after thinking about it, Bai Er was happy, a big man like him could be disgusted and vomited again and again, that little girl who looked so weak must be dizzy now, right?

Haha.

Second Bai's eyes rolled, and when everyone's eyes were not on him, he quietly moved closer to the screen, poking at it and listening to it, but there was a sound of bubbling and bubbling. No more.

"Could you really faint?" Bai Er muttered quietly, seeing Xia Zheng's poisonous eyes shooting towards him, he subconsciously shrank his neck, and hurried back to his workbench Continue to cook.

He had never made pig intestines before, and he hadn't even heard that pig intestines were edible, so he didn't figure out how to do it after thinking about it for a long time.But just listening to it on the screen, it seems that the little girl is cooking.The only thing she can cook is large intestines, right?
"You cook and I cook too!" Bai Er gritted his teeth, started the pot to add water, and threw the large intestine into it with his mouth curled up. He didn't forget to pour a spout of vinegar into it. After pouring the vinegar, he felt that it was not good enough, so he chopped a green onion Go in, "Master, I don't believe it, you can still smell like this!"

It's not that Lao Fan didn't pay attention to this side, after all, what the two of them are making now is for him to eat, of course he has to supervise and supervise well, what if someone with evil intentions intentionally adds some other ingredients to him? ?
After seeing Bai Er pouring vinegar and scallions in, he couldn't help but nodded: "This kid is honest, he knows how to use vinegar and scallions to remove odors, unlike that damn girl who just poured some wine, she must want to die of nausea Old man me! Hmph."

He curled his lips in grievance, Lao Fan felt that he would never like Lin Yuan again in the future, he wanted to draw a clear line with her, and resolutely stopped eating things made by this little girl.

"From now on, you will be my exclusive cook, old man." Looking at Bai Er enthusiastically and earnestly, Lao Fan's eyeballs were about to pop out, wishing he could stick to him.

When the time came, Lin Yuan stood up with the pain in her stomach, took out the cooked pig intestines, put them in cold water for a while, squeezed them dry and cut them into rings.Then I cut another green pepper and some red peppers. After thinking about it, I cut another piece of bean curd.

After all the preparations are done, heat the oil in the pot, put the chili and garlic in and fry until fragrant, then put the cut fat sausages in, keep frying on high heat until the fat sausages turn golden brown, then add some sugar and soy sauce.When the skin of the fat intestines starts to become crispy, put the chopped green peppers and bean skins in, and finally season the dish, and the dish is complete.

After carefully filling out the fried sausage, Lin Yuan already felt that she had no strength to speak anymore.

But when she saw the excited and curious eyes of Shopkeeper Liu and those boys, she knew that her stir-fried sausage must be good.

Over there, Bai Er's fat sausages are also out of the pot. His method is similar to Lin Yuan's, which is stir-fry, but in order to cover up the fishy smell of the fat sausages, he stir-fries them with green onions.

"Okay, okay! My uncle's sautéed scallion sausage is here! Come and taste it!"

Putting the sautéed sausages on a plate, Bai Er completely forgot the disgust he felt when he cleaned them, and carefully carried his dishes to Lao Fan's table, his eyes started to glow with excitement: "Mr. You must be hungry, come on, try my handicrafts! I promise you won’t be able to stop eating! You’ll definitely be so delicious!”

Looking at the oily fat intestines on the plate, I swallowed angrily, not to mention anything else, but the appearance is really flattering, the fat intestines are red, and the scallions are also shiny, is it just the taste?
"Why, it smells so weird?" Lao Fan frowned tightly, and leaned back very honestly, apparently not wanting to eat very much.

Where would Bai Er let him go?While bragging about his dishes, he picked up the chopsticks and stuffed them into Laofan's hands: "Have you never eaten stinky tofu? How stinky is that? It must be worse than my fat intestines, right? But That guy smells delicious! My fat intestines are also the same, if it smells stinky, it’s not stinky, but if it tastes stinky, it’s real... Cough cough, it’s really delicious if it smells good!"

Bai Er's mouth was quick, Xia Zheng glanced at Lao Fan with great interest, and raised his eyebrows: "Who said that this kid is going to be the exclusive cook? Here, your exclusive cook is here, why don't you hurry up?" Try his craft?"

The old man with a white beard turned up, and peeked at Lin Yuan who was sitting on the stool in a daze for some reason. Seeing that she didn't notice her call for help, he had no choice but to take the chopsticks and stretch them tremblingly. plate.

"Hey, why do you put green onions in? Meat! Eat meat, eat meat!"

Seeing the scallion he picked up was taken away abruptly by Bai Er, Lao Fan wanted to cry without tears, gritted his teeth cruelly, closed his eyes, picked up a piece of fat intestines and threw it into his mouth.

vomit!
As expected!

Laofan vomited so much that he even vomited out the chicken legs he ate just now. While wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes, he hid back as if fleeing for his life, and pointed at the culprit, Bai Er, and shouted: "There must be shit in your dish." What! It smells stinky and tastes good, you are just smelling stinky and eating it makes it even more stinky! Woohoo, are you sent by that bitch in the capital? You came here on purpose to stink the old man to death, right? Please, give me a good time, old man, I would rather die by your knife than eat this thing!"

Lao Fan yelled, yelled and cried, and said a series of words that no one could understand.Xia Zheng raised his eyebrows, and while Lao Fan didn't say anything serious, he quickly stuffed a candied fruit into his mouth, and looked at Bai Er warily.

And Bai Er at this time, all his thoughts are on the dishes he cooked, and this old trouble is the one who vomited out after eating his dishes for the first time!Think about those people in the capital, which one is not begging him to take action?Even a casually scrambled egg will make everyone cry and call it delicious in the world!

"There is nothing wrong with my cooking! It's the fat intestines. This pig must have eaten feces, so its intestines are so stinky!" Bai Er shouted angrily, pushing all the responsibility to innocent people who died tragically. on the pig.

The corner of Xia Zheng's mouth twitched: "Shameless! Scoundrel!"

On the other hand, Lin Yuan at the side finally got over the pain, stood up reluctantly, and brought the sausage she fried to the table in front of Lao Fan and Xia Zheng.She was so weak that she didn't want to talk anymore, she put the food down and sat down.

"I don't want to eat it! I won't eat it even if I'm killed!" With Bai Er's cooking lessons, this time Lao Fan would never eat pig intestines again.

After seeing the annoying reaction just now, no one else has the guts to try it.

Xia Zheng, on the other hand, smiled and glanced at Lin Yuan. Without further ado, he picked up the chopsticks, picked up a large piece of fatty sausage, put it in his mouth, and began to chew slowly.

Everyone, including Bai Er, held their breath and stared closely at Xia Zheng's mouth, but until he swallowed the fat intestine in his mouth, he didn't vomit it out!

Bai Er's eyes widened in surprise, he looked at Xia Zheng and then at Lin Yuan, clapped his hands suddenly as if he understood something and shouted: "No, no, you cheated! This man is your lover at first glance, don't say you did it!" Even if you give him a piece of shit to eat, he will happily say that it is delicious in the world! I am not convinced! I am not convinced! Oops, why did you hit me? Huh, even if you hit me, I wouldn’t Convinced, not convinced!"

Xia Zheng threw away the chopsticks in his hand and changed the stool next to him. The chopsticks were not satisfying just now, so he had to change to a bigger one this time.

Dare to let him eat shit!Let you eat sap first!

It was Lin Yuan who raised her hand to stop him. She was deeply moved by Xia Zheng's unconditional trust and support.But, now is not the time to talk about love, since Bai Er is not convinced, let him be convinced.

"Since you are not convinced, then you can try it yourself." Lin Yuan smiled weakly, and threw the chopsticks in front of Bai Er.

Looking at the chopsticks, Bai Er stopped clamoring and swallowed hard: "I don't want to eat, I don't want to eat such dirty things!"

"What I cook is dirty, then you can eat your own food."

Bai Er's head shook like a rattle this time: "I don't even want to eat it! Didn't you see how the old man vomited just now? You let me eat it, isn't it hurting me? ?”

Lin Yuan laughed: "As a cook, you don't even dare to eat the dishes you cook yourself. How dare you compare your cooking skills with me? Young man, go back and learn from your master for two more years!"

Although Lin Yuan's words were simple, they were like a sap hitting him on the head. Yes, if the cook didn't even dare to try his own dishes, how could he make the guests like them?
Xia Zheng didn't bother to pay attention to this guy anymore, and stepped forward to help Lin Yuan walk to the second floor. His leisurely voice came slowly: "The victory and defeat have been decided. If you are not convinced, you can try it yourself. It's easy to leave." deliver!"

Seeing that the two were about to leave, Bai Er was in a hurry, picked up his chopsticks and took a bite of Lin Yuan's cooking: "Hmph, eat as soon as you eat, isn't it just shit, there's nothing to be afraid of, I'm not the first one anyway. This is something to eat, I just... eh? Why doesn’t this thing smell bad? Wow, it’s crispy and smooth, spicy and sweet, and the bean curd can actually have the meaty smell of fat intestines! Hey, don’t Let's go, tell me how this is done? Why doesn't your fatty intestine smell bad!"

If it wasn't for the dish in front of him still retaining the shape of fat sausage, Bai Er would suspect that this delicious thing is not fat sausage at all.

Seeing Bai Er's reaction, Lao Fan rolled his eyes, quietly stretched out his hand, pinched a piece and put it in his mouth.

Wow!Lao Fan's eyes lit up, delicious!

But when he went to pinch the second piece, he found that the plate had already fallen into the hands of the shopkeeper Liu, and all the boys rushed up like hungry wolves, and they had already snatched the plate of fatty sausages. net!

"Mine, mine!" Lao Fan wanted to cry, but when he wanted to grab it again, he heard Xia Zheng's voice suddenly: "Let her see what's wrong, and I'll make you a new one later!"

Lao Fan nodded sharply, quickly pushed Bai Er who was in the way, and rushed to the second floor.

At this time, Bai Er also found out that Lin Yuan's expression was not quite right, and he was hit even harder. This little girl was several years younger than him, and she was still a little village girl. Not only that, but she was also not feeling well.

The results of it?He was really defeated by this little girl!What a shame!If he returns to the capital and let the master know about it, he will definitely be punished for slaughtering ducks and chickens again!

If you lose the field, you can't lose the momentum!

Bai Er put his hands on his hips, and shouted at the small thin figure upstairs: "Little girl is good, if you are brave enough, I will come to the capital to find you Bai Erye! Hmph, let's see if you can be my master!" Get a good one at hand!"

Xia Zheng was amused when he heard it: "If I lose the fight, let the master go into battle? Is there still such a way of fighting?"

Bai Er's face suddenly changed, and he smiled slyly: "Hey, if you can defeat my master, I'll call you aunt, how about it?"

puff.

Even though Lin Yuan was suffering from abdominal pain, she was amused by Bai Er. This guy seemed to be expecting his master to lose.

"Come on, young master, I've had enough fun. It's time to go back. I'll see you again! I'll be waiting for you in the capital!" With a wave of his hand, Bai Er went out very coolly, and of course he didn't forget to pick up the potato shreds that he carried with him the soft ruler.

"come..."

Before Xia Zheng could give orders, Lin Yuan had already interrupted him: "Forget it, don't follow him, anyway, he is from the capital, and we will meet sooner or later, it doesn't matter if you check the details or not."

"Okay, you have the final say." Seeing that Lin Yuan couldn't hold on any longer, Xia Zheng bent down and carried her into the room.

The old trouble followed behind with ease, smashing his mouth, still savoring the taste of fat intestines.

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　　"How does it feel to be ruined?"

　　Attending her ex-boyfriend's wedding, the bride-to-be Song Yan asked softly in her ear.

　　Su Qiannuan raised her hand and slapped her.

　　"Why don't you tell me how this slap tastes like!"

　　Facing everyone's astonished eyes, Su Qian smiled warmly.The audience was silent.

　　There is only one cheery applause.

　　"As expected of my young master's woman, she is mighty enough!"

　　Everyone followed the prestige, and saw a handsome man sitting on a wheelchair, with raised eyebrows, lazily.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)