Nongmen fierce girl head chef

Chapter 707 Presbyopia

If Zhao Hongyan came to Zhuma Town, the most aggrieved person should be getting bored.

First, he witnessed Eunuch Chang enjoying the food, and then he began to endure the strong protest from his stomach. Finally, in order to divert his attention, Lao Fan spun around the room, muttering with his eyes closed: "I'm not hungry, I'm not hungry, I'm not hungry at all!"

At this time, Xiao Linshuang's crisp voice suddenly sounded: "Oh, so master, you are not hungry, hey, I was still thinking about you and brought you food at night!"

Lao Fan's ears perked up suddenly. At first he thought it was a hallucination due to hunger, but he didn't expect this hallucination to be so real. He could not only hear, but also see, and even smell the aroma of food!

"Good disciple! Good disciple!"

Seeing that Xiao Linshuang was about to leave with the food box in hand, Lao Fan rushed up and grabbed the food box tightly: "Disciple, you still love Master the most, and I love you the most, Master."

Knowing that Lao Fan was really hungry, Xiao Linshuang didn't really want to leave, and carried the food box into the room with a smile: "Master, I see you, you are so pitiful, aren't you just a child, how can you eat food?" Make you so scared!"

As soon as he mentioned this, the smiling old fan immediately changed his face, and quickly closed the door tightly. It turned out that this girl thought he was afraid of Zhao Hongyan!

"Girl, you don't know, I'm not afraid of that little kid, I'm afraid of that, eh? No, Master is not afraid of him, what's so scary about that old thing?" Lao Fan stuffed it into his mouth. Crystal Shrimp Dumplings muttered, "Master, I am not afraid of anything, let alone that old monster!"

Often old?Xiao Linshuang blinked her eyes, it turned out that the master was afraid of that Eunuch Chang.

Xiao Linshuang slapped the table suddenly, and shouted out of righteous indignation under the stunned old fan: "I just said, how can there be people who are afraid, master! Master obviously doesn't want to see him, yes, with the status and prestige of master, where can I be afraid?" What kind of person says that you can see him? His father-in-law wants to see my master, and it is impossible without an appointment in advance, isn't it, master?"

Children can be taught!

Lao Fan burst into tears with excitement, this apprentice knows the heart of being a teacher best!

Laughing twice, Xiao Linshuang came over, blinked his eyes and asked with a smile: "Master, my apprentice is very curious, why are you afraid, ahem, why don't you want to see that Eunuch Chang? Is it him, Offended you?"

The old man choked, and even his favorite crystal shrimp dumpling felt tasteless.

Pretentiously stroking his beard, Lao Fan closed his eyes and shook his head: "Well, it's a long story."

"It's okay, I've prepared so many delicious food for you master, it's enough until dawn!" Xiao Linshuang didn't mean to let the old trouble go, and asked the truth with a heart of gossip.

Lao Fan has always known the temperament of this little wolf cub, and if he doesn't give her a good excuse, he will definitely not let him go.The eyeballs rolled, and Lao Fan suddenly lit up his eyes, and said with a smile: "Actually, it looks like this! This old monster, like the teacher, has a strong desire for food. What about the two of us, actually We were good friends before entering the palace, and we ate all over the world together. In the end, after eating everything outside the palace, I thought about going to the palace to taste the food in the imperial dining room. No, as a teacher, I rely on my superb How can his medical skills be compared with his teacher? He is an idiot! If you can't be an imperial doctor, you can't enter the palace, and if you can't enter the palace, you can't eat the imperial dining room Meal! So, this shameless old monster Chang thought of a good way."

"What way?" Xiao Linshuang asked curiously.

Lao Fan stroked his beard, leaned in front of Xiao Linshuang, blinked his eyes and said triumphantly: "He, he has become a eunuch from the palace! Haha."

Xiao Linshuang was taken aback for a moment, then suddenly burst out laughing, his stomach hurt from laughing, it turned out that Eunuch Chang entered the palace as a eunuch because of this!
"He is so old, how can he still enter the palace as a eunuch? People will also want him in the palace?"

While the master and apprentice were chatting and laughing, they suddenly heard voices from outside approaching from far away.

Lao Fan's ears moved very cleverly, and he couldn't eat the food in his hand: "Hurry up, put it away, put it away!"

As he said that, he held up the unfinished crystal hoof with one hand, and clapped the other hand on the table, all of which slipped into his sleeves. Then, while looking for a place in a hurry, he murmured: "Hidden Where, where are you hiding? Where are you hiding?"

Seeing the voice of the voice getting closer and closer, the sweat on Lao Fan's forehead was so anxious that it fell off.

Xiao Linshuang chuckled, ran to the bed, lifted the sheet that was hanging on the floor, and shouted at the old fan: "Master, come here quickly! It's safe to hide here!"

"This, this." Old Fan gritted his teeth, and the bed hadn't been cleaned for an unknown amount of time. If he hid in with food, would he encounter cockroaches and mice?

Seeing that Lao Fan was hesitating, Xiao Linshuang raised his eyebrows, "kindly" reminded: "I said master, you heard that this person has already walked to the door, are you going in or not?"

Just before Eunuch Chang and Zhao Hongyan opened the door to come in, Lao Fan stomped his feet cruelly, and got under the bed with a squeak, not forgetting to ask Xiao Linshuang to put down the sheet.

"Don't worry, master, this apprentice will definitely help you cover!" Xiao Linshuang smiled and put down the bed sheet.

"Little girl, are you in the house?"

In order not to arouse Zhao Hongyan's suspicion, Xiao Linshuang did not tell him her real name, but only said that her nickname was Yatou.

"Yes, yes." Glancing at the sheets that were still moving, Xiao Linshuang gave a few warnings in a low voice, and then bouncing over to open the door after seeing Lao Fan calm down.

"It's so late, why don't you go to bed? Didn't you say you lived in the backyard, why did you come here so late?"

Zhao Hongyan glanced at Xiao Linshuang with a smile. Although he was curious about who was in the room, his good upbringing told him not to look at evil: "Just now I seem to hear that you are talking to someone, and there are other people in the room?"

Xiao Linshuang raised her brows and leaned against the door, not intending to invite Zhao Hongyan in at all: "Why, do I have to report to you whoever I talk to? Oh, yes, I heard my grandfather say that you are the prince, yes?" If it’s not the prince, others have to answer one by one, and they can’t lie?”

Zhao Hongyan was taken aback, and scratched his head embarrassingly: "Of course not, although I am a prince, I don't like to oppress and threaten others, so if you want to say it, say it, and if you don't want to say it, forget it, hehe, don't be afraid. "

This means saying whatever you want!

Xiao Linshuang smiled: "Why are you afraid? We are friends. If you ask me, I will naturally answer you."

Just don't know if you don't tell the truth.

Adding something in his heart, Xiao Linshuang turned sideways and invited Zhao Hongyan and Eunuch Chang into the room: "I, I wasn't talking to someone just now, I was talking to the little glutton."

Little glutton?
Zhao Hongyan was a little confused, and looked around the room, except for the messy food on the table, there was no one else at all.

"Who is the little glutton? Is there anyone in the house?"

Xiao Linshuang spread her hands: "There is no one."

"Then who are you talking to?" Zhao Hongyan became more and more confused, blinking his eyes stupidly, he was so cute, Xiao Linshuang couldn't help but want to tease him again.

"It's a little glutton!"

Zhao Hongyan was completely speechless, he was a little dizzy by this little Linshuang now.

Seeing Zhao Hongyan like this, Eunuch Chang, who had been silent all this time, couldn't help laughing: "Your Highness, the girl is joking with you, according to our family, there is indeed only the girl in this room, and there is no one else. "

I don't know if it's Xiao Linshuang's overheartedness, or that's just how Eunuch Chang speaks. She always feels that Eunuch Chang bites the word "person" very hard when he says "other people".

Could this husband be the same as her?
"Elder-in-law, what's going on?"

I have to say that this Zhao Hongyan was so dumb that Xiao Linshuang couldn't bear to tease him anymore, so he sat down at the table and smiled, "Oh, to tell you the truth, there is really no one else, the little glutton is a cat I raised That's all."

It turned out to be a cat!
Zhao Hongyan also sat down with a chuckle, but when he saw the few empty plates left on the table, he was really puzzled: "Girl, your cat must be very big, it can eat so much thing!"

Xiao Linshuang glanced at it and nodded: "Yes, yes, my cat is very fat, fat and greedy. It doesn't eat anything else, it only eats meat and fish. Look, it doesn't even eat vegetables. Don't eat it!"

As he said that, Xiao Linshuang actually poked the vegetables specially picked out by the old fan a few times with his chopsticks, and snorted in disgust.

Eunuch Chang who was at the side suddenly followed up: "Young lady said yes, according to our family, this cat is not only fat and greedy, but also likes to make trouble, and he is also a bad cat with no credibility!"

Xiao Linshuang gritted her teeth, and glanced under the bed secretly. Just now, the master said that he entered the palace as a eunuch to eat the food from the imperial dining room.It's all right now, people are starting to talk about him, hey, it's really a turn of events, but I don't know if the master can bear this tone?

Under the bed, Lao Fan was eating his own hoof with great care, pursed his lips indifferently, and said whatever he wanted, anyway, old man, I will never run out to pay back your sixteen meals food!Don't go out even if you are killed!

Perhaps Lao Fan was too complacent, the sound of hoof-eating was so loud that even Zhao Hongyan who was outside could hear the sound of pursing his mouth, and couldn't help asking: "Girl, is the sound of your cat eating too loud?" It's so big! It must be a big cat? Can I see it?"

"cannot!"

Zhao Hongyan was taken aback by Xiao Linshuang's unusual reaction. He blinked his eyes and curled his lips aggrievedly: "If you don't read it, then you don't, you, don't be angry."

Xiao Linshuang coughed and laughed dryly: "Well, it's not that I don't want you to see it, yes, it's this cat, it's old, greedy, ugly and smelly, it only knows how to eat, and it can't even catch a single mouse. In short, he doesn’t do what cats should do, and does everything they shouldn’t do! Hey, how can you let your noble prince see this annoying presbyopic cat? Isn’t it dirty? Did you catch the prince's eyes, didn't you?"

Zhao Hongyan nodded again and again, feeling that the cat that Xiao Linshuang said was really not worth seeing, so he said casually: "In that case, why don't you throw away this presbyopic cat? Anyway, it is old and greedy, and it can't catch mice. Wouldn't it be nice to change to a younger one?"

Before Xiao Linshuang could speak, the old man under the bed had already started to protest, what should I change, should I change it when I get old?Then why don't you replace your father!

"Yo, this presbyopic cat hasn't agreed yet." Hearing Lao Fan's protest, Eunuch Chang suddenly covered his lips and laughed, looking very happy.

Xiao Linshuang took a deep look at Eunuch Chang, and finally made sure that the old eunuch knew that it wasn't a presbyopic cat hidden under the bed, but her master was annoying.

Just as he was thinking about it, Eunuch Chang said suddenly, "Is this really a cat? Why doesn't our house sound like a cat? He didn't even bark. Could it be that he was so old that he forgot how to bark? "

Xiao Linshuang pursed her lips, and sympathized fiercely for the old trouble under the bed: "Come on, let's call."

Lao Fan took a bite of the hoof in his hand, and chewed viciously, as if what he was eating was Eunuch Chang's meat.

"Why don't you bark? Have you really forgotten how to bark?" Zhao Hongyan also asked curiously after waiting for a while without hearing the barking.

Xiao Linshuang shrugged, looked under the bed with sympathetic eyes, and said distressedly and watching the show: "Old Huamao, did you hear that, hurry up, dear, call for a statement to bring you boiled fish .”

Lao Fan rolled his eyes fiercely, and opened his mouth unwillingly: "Meow."

Eunuch Chang picked out his ears, frowned and said dissatisfiedly, "Why is the voice so low? Don't you have enough to eat?"

Lao Fan was so angry that he scratched his hands fiercely in the void, as if he was scratching Eunuch Chang's fair-faced face without a beard, and his voices became stronger and harder each time: "Meow! Meow! Meow!"

Eunuch Chang was satisfied, and smiled triumphantly with his neck twisted: "This cat is really obedient. Okay, although I didn't find my creditor, but it's worth the trip to hear such a nice meow."

Xiao Linshuang rested her chin on both hands, it seems that the master will be so angry that he won't be able to sleep tonight
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