Mistakenly provoked a black-bellied junior brother
Chapter 102 Are You Male or Female?
Chapter 102 Are You Male or Female?
"Oh, Hua... Hua... calm down!!" Seeing that the atmosphere was not right, the bandit leader hurried out to smooth things over and said, "Daoist Zhishan didn't mean that. , Robbing things, but never robbing sex, and the brothers have normal hobbies, no matter how good-looking a man is, we will not touch him."
As soon as the bandit leader finished speaking, the whole world fell silent.
The air condenses for a moment.
Hua Weiluo turned her head, looked at the bandit leader with a smile on her face, and whispered to him with an unusually gentle voice: "Which eye of yours sees me as a man?"
"Ah?" The bandit was stunned for a moment, blinking his small eyes vigorously, looking at the flowers before they fell, then at Zhishan, and then at the hands held by the two, he suddenly became at a loss and hesitated After waiting for a long time, he stammered: "Could it be... Hua... Hua... are you a woman??"
"..." Hua Weiluo took a deep breath, and roared at the head of the bandit with the strength of the Lion's Roar in the River East, "Why do I not look like a woman? Which man's name is called Hua Hua by you?" Are you not angry?? Tell me, have you ever seen a man named Huahua when you grow up so big??"
The bandit leader was yelled at by her and stayed where he was. After a long silence, he finally asked weakly with his head cramped: "Then are you a man or a woman...?"
"..."
"..."
The dozen or so bandit brothers standing behind him involuntarily stretched out their hands to cover their eyes, for fear that the next scene would be too bloody, and they really didn't dare to watch it.
Hua Weiluo watched the bandit leader silently for a long time, and finally felt that if she continued to talk to him, her IQ would be lowered, so she simply turned her head away like Zhishan, and ignored him.
The group of them soon reached the main courtyard. Hua Weiluo looked up at the large characters of "Wenzhuxuan" on the gate of the main courtyard, and felt that this place was not like a bandit den, but rather like someone Scholar's other courtyard.
"Boss, you are finally back!!" A man who looked like a book boy ran out of the yard in a hurry, raised his eyes and saw Zhi Shan walking behind their leader, and hurriedly bowed respectfully: "Zhi Shan Daoist Shan, you are finally here."
"Yeah." Zhishan nodded lightly, with a pair of delicate eyebrows slightly frowned, looked up at the sky above the Wenzhuxuan, looked at the sky for a while, and then said to the book boy: "Let's go, go in and have a look."
"Teacher, please follow me." The bookboy gestured for them to follow.
After entering the main courtyard, Hua Weiluo immediately felt that the atmosphere in the courtyard was different from the outside.
I can't say why, the sky is bright and sunny, but after entering the courtyard, everything seems to be covered with a layer of darkness, and the surrounding things seem to be still, and the leaves outside the courtyard are light in the breeze. It shook slightly, but the plants and trees in the yard seemed to be fixed by some spell, and they didn't move.
The atmosphere suddenly became depressing, and the dozen or so bandits behind them seemed to have noticed the difference in the yard, and they dared not even vent their breath.
"Master, the supreme Taoist priest is here." The bookboy gently pushed open the carved door of the main wing.
(End of this chapter)
"Oh, Hua... Hua... calm down!!" Seeing that the atmosphere was not right, the bandit leader hurried out to smooth things over and said, "Daoist Zhishan didn't mean that. , Robbing things, but never robbing sex, and the brothers have normal hobbies, no matter how good-looking a man is, we will not touch him."
As soon as the bandit leader finished speaking, the whole world fell silent.
The air condenses for a moment.
Hua Weiluo turned her head, looked at the bandit leader with a smile on her face, and whispered to him with an unusually gentle voice: "Which eye of yours sees me as a man?"
"Ah?" The bandit was stunned for a moment, blinking his small eyes vigorously, looking at the flowers before they fell, then at Zhishan, and then at the hands held by the two, he suddenly became at a loss and hesitated After waiting for a long time, he stammered: "Could it be... Hua... Hua... are you a woman??"
"..." Hua Weiluo took a deep breath, and roared at the head of the bandit with the strength of the Lion's Roar in the River East, "Why do I not look like a woman? Which man's name is called Hua Hua by you?" Are you not angry?? Tell me, have you ever seen a man named Huahua when you grow up so big??"
The bandit leader was yelled at by her and stayed where he was. After a long silence, he finally asked weakly with his head cramped: "Then are you a man or a woman...?"
"..."
"..."
The dozen or so bandit brothers standing behind him involuntarily stretched out their hands to cover their eyes, for fear that the next scene would be too bloody, and they really didn't dare to watch it.
Hua Weiluo watched the bandit leader silently for a long time, and finally felt that if she continued to talk to him, her IQ would be lowered, so she simply turned her head away like Zhishan, and ignored him.
The group of them soon reached the main courtyard. Hua Weiluo looked up at the large characters of "Wenzhuxuan" on the gate of the main courtyard, and felt that this place was not like a bandit den, but rather like someone Scholar's other courtyard.
"Boss, you are finally back!!" A man who looked like a book boy ran out of the yard in a hurry, raised his eyes and saw Zhi Shan walking behind their leader, and hurriedly bowed respectfully: "Zhi Shan Daoist Shan, you are finally here."
"Yeah." Zhishan nodded lightly, with a pair of delicate eyebrows slightly frowned, looked up at the sky above the Wenzhuxuan, looked at the sky for a while, and then said to the book boy: "Let's go, go in and have a look."
"Teacher, please follow me." The bookboy gestured for them to follow.
After entering the main courtyard, Hua Weiluo immediately felt that the atmosphere in the courtyard was different from the outside.
I can't say why, the sky is bright and sunny, but after entering the courtyard, everything seems to be covered with a layer of darkness, and the surrounding things seem to be still, and the leaves outside the courtyard are light in the breeze. It shook slightly, but the plants and trees in the yard seemed to be fixed by some spell, and they didn't move.
The atmosphere suddenly became depressing, and the dozen or so bandits behind them seemed to have noticed the difference in the yard, and they dared not even vent their breath.
"Master, the supreme Taoist priest is here." The bookboy gently pushed open the carved door of the main wing.
(End of this chapter)
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