The strongest peasant city
Chapter 442 Liu Xing's Little Trick
Chapter 442 Liu Xing's Little Trick
Liu Xing patted him on the shoulder and said, "Okay, okay, stop slandering the county leaders here, and immediately inform Lin Fang of Linshui Village of the result, and ask her to set up this convalescent village as soon as possible and fully cooperate with Xingfu Village. Strive to remove the hat of poverty this year!"
Deputy Township Chief Tian still nodded in doubt and said, "Okay, I'll do it now! However, Zhang Erniu is in your office right now, and he is a big fat sheep now. Can you follow him? How much meat is cut off from your body depends on the ability of you, the village chief!"
Liu Xing laughed and said, "It's up to you to say that? We can't let him go today! However, we still need your cooperation..." As he spoke, he winked at Deputy Township Chief Tian and leaned into his ear While whispering a few words, Deputy Township Chief Tian showed a helpless expression, pointed at Liu Xing and said, "You, you can really play!"
Liu Xing urged: "Stop talking nonsense, just do what I say!"
After speaking, he walked into the office quickly.
The mayor's secretary was chatting with Zhang Erniu, which made Zhang Erniu feel a little flattered.
This was simply unimaginable before.
But I can't blame others, who made him cry poor or ask for money every time he came?No matter how good-tempered a person sees him, he can't show him a good face.
"How long will it be before the township head comes back? I still have a lot of things waiting for me to deal with at home!"
Zhang Erniu frequently looked at the watch on his wrist and asked anxiously.
The secretary coughed and said, "Village Chief Zhang, I know you are busy, but the village chief is not idle, is he? He has gone to the president's place now, and he should be back soon."
"Hey, how can you talk to Village Chief Zhang like that, he is now a big shot with millions of dollars per minute, so time is naturally more valuable than the small village chief like me!" Liu Xing walked in from the outside with a smile on his face.
Zhang Erniu hurriedly stood up and said, "Look at what the village chief said, how can it be!"
Liu Xing pushed Er Niu back to the chair, turned his head and glared at the secretary and asked, "What's the matter? Although the township government's finances are very difficult, a cup of tea can always be supplied, right? Why didn't even the tea be given to Village Chief Zhang?" Bubble?"
The secretary was only thinking about how to keep Zhang Erniu, and forgot to pour the tea, so she hurriedly said, "That... that, I'll make some right away!"
Liu Xing waved his hand and said, "No need, I have asked Deputy Township Chief Tian to make my best tea, and it will be ready in a while!"
Zhang Erniu smiled honestly: "No need, just give me a sip of boiled water!"
Liu Xing shook his head and said, "Hey, Er Niu, you are different now. You are no longer the head of a poor village, but the head of a large group. From now on, you will represent the image of our entire township everywhere. Must not be sloppy!"
While talking, Liu Xing quietly gestured to the secretary. The secretary couldn't laugh or cry, and muttered in his heart: "It's too shameful, what kind of trick do you want to use again?"
Liu Xing cleared his throat, glanced at the secretary and shouted: "Why are you still here? Didn't I tell you, the light in the toilet is broken, you go to fix it, if someone is doing something wrong in the toilet Son, can you bear it?"
The secretary said with a helpless and painful look on his face: "Mayor, I went to see it! The light bulb is broken, just change it!"
"Then what are you waiting for, hurry up and change!"
Liu Xing waved his hand as if chasing flies.
The secretary looked even more miserable, and said in a nasty voice: "But... but what about the money? How can I change it if I don't have money?"
"I said you are really good, and you have to care about a light bulb with me? It's ok, you can change it first, and I will reimburse you with the invoice later!" Liu Xing said impatiently.
The secretary said with a bitter face: "There is no invoice for a light bulb that costs one yuan each! Besides, you always say that you will reimburse me, but now my invoices are piled up in a mountain, and I haven't seen you report it. "
Liu Xing's face became gloomy for a while, and he sighed helplessly and bitterly: "I can't help it! The village is poor, and I can't afford it..."
Zhang Erniu finally couldn't take it anymore, coughed a few times and said, "The light bulb in the toilet has broken no less than eight times, right? It's also strange. When I came to the village to ask for money, the light bulb broke once. It's like being human. Why, it's broken again today?" The trick was exposed, and a trace of embarrassment flashed across Liu Xing's face, and he smiled embarrassingly: "Could it be that I have used this trick on you eight times? I really don’t know if I don’t say it, I’m shocked when I say it!”
Zhang Erniu shook his head and laughed, "So, in the future, the mayor should use his brains to come up with new ideas!"
"Major, good tea is here!"
While Liu Xing was feeling extremely embarrassed, Deputy Township Chief Tian walked in with a teacup.
"Come, drink tea! This is a good tea that I have been hiding for many years. If you hadn't come today, I would still be reluctant to take it out and drink it!"
Liu Xing exaggeratedly said loudly.
Zhang Erniu twitched his mouth and said, "Okay, town chief, stop acting.
If you drink too much of these tea leaves, you will have diarrhea.Good guy, it's more effective than laxatives, once I drink it, I'll go back and lax again!As early as a long time ago, I made up my mind that I would never touch your 'good tea' even if I was thirsty to death! "
After listening to Er Niu's words, Liu Xing almost spit out the tea he drank in his mouth, and asked nah, "Could it be...could I have used this trick on you too?"
Er Niu nodded seriously, and said: "If I remember Mie Cuo, I have already had diarrhea twelve times, that is to say, you have used it on me twelve times in total. You are really ruthless." of!"
Liu Xing was so embarrassed that he was about to cry. He glared at the secretary and Deputy Township Chief Tian, and shouted, "What's wrong, one is my deputy and the other is my secretary. They didn't even remind me, and I was killed by Village Chief Zhang. I am ashamed in front of you!"
Deputy township head Tian and the secretary smiled wryly at each other, and the secretary said: "Major, it hurts me so much for you to say that. I have reminded you at least eight times about this issue, but I didn't expect that you would be so kind to these two methods." It seems that there is something special in love, and it is useless for us to persuade you!"
"Major, now Xingfu Village no longer needs to ask the village for money, I think you should stop messing with the light bulb in the toilet, and I don't need to drink this 'good tea' anymore I can’t help it, I’m getting old, and my bones can’t stand such a toss.”
Er Niu looked at Liu Xing pitifully and said, making Liu Xing so ashamed that he almost slipped in without finding a crack in the ground.
After sorting out his emotions, Liu Xing smiled helplessly: "Old Zhang, I can't help it! Who told me that I don't have enough weight in your heart, and I can't compare to Lin Fang, so I have to use some small tricks !"
Er Niu was stunned and asked, "Why did the village chief say that?"
Liu Xing brought the report of Linshui Village to Erniu, and said, "Good guy! Two hundred acres of wasteland, 1000 million oceans, you, Zhang Erniu, are not so generous!"
Er Niu couldn't help but sneered and said: "This...can't let the fathers and villagers suffer! Besides, didn't you tell me that I will not forget you when I get rich, and lead the old and young men in the whole town to get rich together! "
Liu Xing looked at him with a smile, and said slowly: "Then let me ask you, why are you so stingy with the township government and sent us away with 20 yuan?"
Er Niu smiled wryly and said, "I understand, I dare you to call us here because you are going to fight the local tyrants and divide the land!"
Liu Xing said with a chuckle: "Don't make it so harsh. Get rich first and get rich later. Your Happy Village has become rich. It should be a little bit of support for the construction of the village, right?"
Er Niu nodded helplessly and said, "Let's just say it, how much does the village plan to ask for?"
Liu Xing stretched out a finger and shook it in front of Er Niu, Er Niu said, "One hundred thousand? That's no problem!"
Liu Xing was so angry that he almost didn't jump up, and said angrily, "Do you really think of us as beggars?"
Er Niu frowned, and said in surprise, "100 million!? Township chief, isn't that too much..."
Before Er Niu finished speaking, Liu Xing roared furiously: "What 100 million? At least you have to give 1000 million to the village!"
"One... 1000 million!?" Er Niu felt dizzy for a while, subconsciously took a few steps back, moved a little further away from Liu Xing, and then said in shock, "I... did I hear wrong?"
Not to mention Er Niu, Deputy Township Chief Tian and the secretary never thought that Liu Xing's appetite would be so big, 1000 million yuan per mouth, so they couldn't help being stunned on the spot.
"What, is there a problem?" Liu Xing asked Er Niu with a smile.
Er Niu shook his head and said quietly: "It's not that there are difficulties, it's that it's impossible at all! Township head, you have to understand that although Longyu Group is headquartered in Xingfu Village, and I am the village head of Xingfu Village, but In fact, Longyu and Xingfu Village are two independent units, I have no ability to get 1000 million from Longyu Group to give you!"
Liu Xingdao: "Then there will be 1000 million for Lin Fang!?"
Er Niu hurriedly said: "That's not for Lin Fang! It's a cooperation project between Longyu Group and Linshui Village, but the money is only through my hands."
"Okay! Village Chief Zhang, God of Wealth, don't fight with me anymore. I just found out today that the famous Li Xiaogang is also your villager. Experts have estimated his worth, and it's worth 1000 billion! Take it out 1000 million to support the construction of the village is not a drop in the bucket?"
Er Niu said with a bitter face: "Then whose money didn't come from the wind? I can't give you a definite answer to this matter. At best, I can only talk to Li Xiaogang and try my best to convince him." !"
Liu Xingyin laughed a few times, and said loudly: "Okay then, Comrade Zhang Erniu, now the organization officially entrusts you with a glorious and arduous task, that is to strive for 1000 million investment for the village, which must be recorded It's in your political records!"
Er Niu frowned, looked at Liu Xing and said dissatisfiedly: "Major, you are too insidious, aren't you?"
Liu Xing didn't feel ashamed at all, instead he said with a smile: "These days, how can you lead you 'diao people' without insidiousness? Also, I approved the cooperation project between your Xingfu Village and Linshui Village, and President Wang also looked at it." pass……"
"President Wang also knows?" Er Niu felt nervous.
Liu Xing glared at him and said: "Of course, such a big project, do you think you can hide it? But don't worry, President Wang can still tell the difference between right and wrong, and he also agreed to this." project, and encourage you to complete it as soon as possible and realize profit!"
Only then did Er Niu feel relieved, and said with a smile, "That's good, that's good..."
"Look at how promising you are! Don't think of the leaders as a group of drunkards. Take the report back and discuss with Lin Fang how to proceed. Now your convalescent village is registered in the county. If you mess it up, not only will you lose your black hat, but I will also have to take off my clothes and leave!"
Er Niu said with a simple smile: "You can rest assured, as long as we want to do in Xingfu Village, there is nothing we cannot do!"
Liu Xing smiled and said, "I'm still cheered up after hearing this! Well, there's nothing else to do, you can go back."
Er Niu nodded to leave, Liu Xing suddenly said: "Old Zhang, how long has your wife been gone?"
Er Niu was taken aback, thought for a while and said, "Has it been two years?"
Liu Xing sighed and said, "You are old and need someone to take care of you, so it's time to think about your own life. Taking advantage of this opportunity of cooperation between you and Linshui Village, just take Lin Fang down by the way!"
Er Niu blushed, and said shyly, "Major, what are you talking about? Before Xingfu Village developed, I would not consider these issues."
(End of this chapter)
Liu Xing patted him on the shoulder and said, "Okay, okay, stop slandering the county leaders here, and immediately inform Lin Fang of Linshui Village of the result, and ask her to set up this convalescent village as soon as possible and fully cooperate with Xingfu Village. Strive to remove the hat of poverty this year!"
Deputy Township Chief Tian still nodded in doubt and said, "Okay, I'll do it now! However, Zhang Erniu is in your office right now, and he is a big fat sheep now. Can you follow him? How much meat is cut off from your body depends on the ability of you, the village chief!"
Liu Xing laughed and said, "It's up to you to say that? We can't let him go today! However, we still need your cooperation..." As he spoke, he winked at Deputy Township Chief Tian and leaned into his ear While whispering a few words, Deputy Township Chief Tian showed a helpless expression, pointed at Liu Xing and said, "You, you can really play!"
Liu Xing urged: "Stop talking nonsense, just do what I say!"
After speaking, he walked into the office quickly.
The mayor's secretary was chatting with Zhang Erniu, which made Zhang Erniu feel a little flattered.
This was simply unimaginable before.
But I can't blame others, who made him cry poor or ask for money every time he came?No matter how good-tempered a person sees him, he can't show him a good face.
"How long will it be before the township head comes back? I still have a lot of things waiting for me to deal with at home!"
Zhang Erniu frequently looked at the watch on his wrist and asked anxiously.
The secretary coughed and said, "Village Chief Zhang, I know you are busy, but the village chief is not idle, is he? He has gone to the president's place now, and he should be back soon."
"Hey, how can you talk to Village Chief Zhang like that, he is now a big shot with millions of dollars per minute, so time is naturally more valuable than the small village chief like me!" Liu Xing walked in from the outside with a smile on his face.
Zhang Erniu hurriedly stood up and said, "Look at what the village chief said, how can it be!"
Liu Xing pushed Er Niu back to the chair, turned his head and glared at the secretary and asked, "What's the matter? Although the township government's finances are very difficult, a cup of tea can always be supplied, right? Why didn't even the tea be given to Village Chief Zhang?" Bubble?"
The secretary was only thinking about how to keep Zhang Erniu, and forgot to pour the tea, so she hurriedly said, "That... that, I'll make some right away!"
Liu Xing waved his hand and said, "No need, I have asked Deputy Township Chief Tian to make my best tea, and it will be ready in a while!"
Zhang Erniu smiled honestly: "No need, just give me a sip of boiled water!"
Liu Xing shook his head and said, "Hey, Er Niu, you are different now. You are no longer the head of a poor village, but the head of a large group. From now on, you will represent the image of our entire township everywhere. Must not be sloppy!"
While talking, Liu Xing quietly gestured to the secretary. The secretary couldn't laugh or cry, and muttered in his heart: "It's too shameful, what kind of trick do you want to use again?"
Liu Xing cleared his throat, glanced at the secretary and shouted: "Why are you still here? Didn't I tell you, the light in the toilet is broken, you go to fix it, if someone is doing something wrong in the toilet Son, can you bear it?"
The secretary said with a helpless and painful look on his face: "Mayor, I went to see it! The light bulb is broken, just change it!"
"Then what are you waiting for, hurry up and change!"
Liu Xing waved his hand as if chasing flies.
The secretary looked even more miserable, and said in a nasty voice: "But... but what about the money? How can I change it if I don't have money?"
"I said you are really good, and you have to care about a light bulb with me? It's ok, you can change it first, and I will reimburse you with the invoice later!" Liu Xing said impatiently.
The secretary said with a bitter face: "There is no invoice for a light bulb that costs one yuan each! Besides, you always say that you will reimburse me, but now my invoices are piled up in a mountain, and I haven't seen you report it. "
Liu Xing's face became gloomy for a while, and he sighed helplessly and bitterly: "I can't help it! The village is poor, and I can't afford it..."
Zhang Erniu finally couldn't take it anymore, coughed a few times and said, "The light bulb in the toilet has broken no less than eight times, right? It's also strange. When I came to the village to ask for money, the light bulb broke once. It's like being human. Why, it's broken again today?" The trick was exposed, and a trace of embarrassment flashed across Liu Xing's face, and he smiled embarrassingly: "Could it be that I have used this trick on you eight times? I really don’t know if I don’t say it, I’m shocked when I say it!”
Zhang Erniu shook his head and laughed, "So, in the future, the mayor should use his brains to come up with new ideas!"
"Major, good tea is here!"
While Liu Xing was feeling extremely embarrassed, Deputy Township Chief Tian walked in with a teacup.
"Come, drink tea! This is a good tea that I have been hiding for many years. If you hadn't come today, I would still be reluctant to take it out and drink it!"
Liu Xing exaggeratedly said loudly.
Zhang Erniu twitched his mouth and said, "Okay, town chief, stop acting.
If you drink too much of these tea leaves, you will have diarrhea.Good guy, it's more effective than laxatives, once I drink it, I'll go back and lax again!As early as a long time ago, I made up my mind that I would never touch your 'good tea' even if I was thirsty to death! "
After listening to Er Niu's words, Liu Xing almost spit out the tea he drank in his mouth, and asked nah, "Could it be...could I have used this trick on you too?"
Er Niu nodded seriously, and said: "If I remember Mie Cuo, I have already had diarrhea twelve times, that is to say, you have used it on me twelve times in total. You are really ruthless." of!"
Liu Xing was so embarrassed that he was about to cry. He glared at the secretary and Deputy Township Chief Tian, and shouted, "What's wrong, one is my deputy and the other is my secretary. They didn't even remind me, and I was killed by Village Chief Zhang. I am ashamed in front of you!"
Deputy township head Tian and the secretary smiled wryly at each other, and the secretary said: "Major, it hurts me so much for you to say that. I have reminded you at least eight times about this issue, but I didn't expect that you would be so kind to these two methods." It seems that there is something special in love, and it is useless for us to persuade you!"
"Major, now Xingfu Village no longer needs to ask the village for money, I think you should stop messing with the light bulb in the toilet, and I don't need to drink this 'good tea' anymore I can’t help it, I’m getting old, and my bones can’t stand such a toss.”
Er Niu looked at Liu Xing pitifully and said, making Liu Xing so ashamed that he almost slipped in without finding a crack in the ground.
After sorting out his emotions, Liu Xing smiled helplessly: "Old Zhang, I can't help it! Who told me that I don't have enough weight in your heart, and I can't compare to Lin Fang, so I have to use some small tricks !"
Er Niu was stunned and asked, "Why did the village chief say that?"
Liu Xing brought the report of Linshui Village to Erniu, and said, "Good guy! Two hundred acres of wasteland, 1000 million oceans, you, Zhang Erniu, are not so generous!"
Er Niu couldn't help but sneered and said: "This...can't let the fathers and villagers suffer! Besides, didn't you tell me that I will not forget you when I get rich, and lead the old and young men in the whole town to get rich together! "
Liu Xing looked at him with a smile, and said slowly: "Then let me ask you, why are you so stingy with the township government and sent us away with 20 yuan?"
Er Niu smiled wryly and said, "I understand, I dare you to call us here because you are going to fight the local tyrants and divide the land!"
Liu Xing said with a chuckle: "Don't make it so harsh. Get rich first and get rich later. Your Happy Village has become rich. It should be a little bit of support for the construction of the village, right?"
Er Niu nodded helplessly and said, "Let's just say it, how much does the village plan to ask for?"
Liu Xing stretched out a finger and shook it in front of Er Niu, Er Niu said, "One hundred thousand? That's no problem!"
Liu Xing was so angry that he almost didn't jump up, and said angrily, "Do you really think of us as beggars?"
Er Niu frowned, and said in surprise, "100 million!? Township chief, isn't that too much..."
Before Er Niu finished speaking, Liu Xing roared furiously: "What 100 million? At least you have to give 1000 million to the village!"
"One... 1000 million!?" Er Niu felt dizzy for a while, subconsciously took a few steps back, moved a little further away from Liu Xing, and then said in shock, "I... did I hear wrong?"
Not to mention Er Niu, Deputy Township Chief Tian and the secretary never thought that Liu Xing's appetite would be so big, 1000 million yuan per mouth, so they couldn't help being stunned on the spot.
"What, is there a problem?" Liu Xing asked Er Niu with a smile.
Er Niu shook his head and said quietly: "It's not that there are difficulties, it's that it's impossible at all! Township head, you have to understand that although Longyu Group is headquartered in Xingfu Village, and I am the village head of Xingfu Village, but In fact, Longyu and Xingfu Village are two independent units, I have no ability to get 1000 million from Longyu Group to give you!"
Liu Xingdao: "Then there will be 1000 million for Lin Fang!?"
Er Niu hurriedly said: "That's not for Lin Fang! It's a cooperation project between Longyu Group and Linshui Village, but the money is only through my hands."
"Okay! Village Chief Zhang, God of Wealth, don't fight with me anymore. I just found out today that the famous Li Xiaogang is also your villager. Experts have estimated his worth, and it's worth 1000 billion! Take it out 1000 million to support the construction of the village is not a drop in the bucket?"
Er Niu said with a bitter face: "Then whose money didn't come from the wind? I can't give you a definite answer to this matter. At best, I can only talk to Li Xiaogang and try my best to convince him." !"
Liu Xingyin laughed a few times, and said loudly: "Okay then, Comrade Zhang Erniu, now the organization officially entrusts you with a glorious and arduous task, that is to strive for 1000 million investment for the village, which must be recorded It's in your political records!"
Er Niu frowned, looked at Liu Xing and said dissatisfiedly: "Major, you are too insidious, aren't you?"
Liu Xing didn't feel ashamed at all, instead he said with a smile: "These days, how can you lead you 'diao people' without insidiousness? Also, I approved the cooperation project between your Xingfu Village and Linshui Village, and President Wang also looked at it." pass……"
"President Wang also knows?" Er Niu felt nervous.
Liu Xing glared at him and said: "Of course, such a big project, do you think you can hide it? But don't worry, President Wang can still tell the difference between right and wrong, and he also agreed to this." project, and encourage you to complete it as soon as possible and realize profit!"
Only then did Er Niu feel relieved, and said with a smile, "That's good, that's good..."
"Look at how promising you are! Don't think of the leaders as a group of drunkards. Take the report back and discuss with Lin Fang how to proceed. Now your convalescent village is registered in the county. If you mess it up, not only will you lose your black hat, but I will also have to take off my clothes and leave!"
Er Niu said with a simple smile: "You can rest assured, as long as we want to do in Xingfu Village, there is nothing we cannot do!"
Liu Xing smiled and said, "I'm still cheered up after hearing this! Well, there's nothing else to do, you can go back."
Er Niu nodded to leave, Liu Xing suddenly said: "Old Zhang, how long has your wife been gone?"
Er Niu was taken aback, thought for a while and said, "Has it been two years?"
Liu Xing sighed and said, "You are old and need someone to take care of you, so it's time to think about your own life. Taking advantage of this opportunity of cooperation between you and Linshui Village, just take Lin Fang down by the way!"
Er Niu blushed, and said shyly, "Major, what are you talking about? Before Xingfu Village developed, I would not consider these issues."
(End of this chapter)
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