The strongest peasant city
Chapter 855 You Are Uglier Than A Pig
Chapter 855 You Are Uglier Than A Pig
Dai Ming took a deep look at Bai Rende, as if he wanted to see something from his face.
But Bai Rende is old, treacherous and cunning, and he has already practiced extraordinary self-cultivation skills, how can Dai Ming see anything?
"Hahaha... three dear friends, since you are here today, let me, Bai Rende, be the host. Everyone eat and drink well, and then I will find a few girls for you to have a good time!" Bai Rende said with a cheerful smile. .
Dai Ming shook his head and said: "I think it's better to forget it! When is this, I'm always on the line, how can I have the time to eat and drink?"
Bai Rende smiled and said: "It's because everyone is too tense these days, so we need to relax! Alright, alright, don't look sad, with me, Bai Rende, you three don't worry about it!"
Dai Ming frowned and asked, "Boss Bai, Renbiao has been in the county for a while, why hasn't he brought him back? Could something have happened?"
Bai Rende waved his hands and said with a smile: "My village chief, you are too worried, don't you understand that Renbiao, he is playful by nature! Put him in the county this time, he will be a wild horse , if he doesn't have a good time, he won't come back!"
Dai Ming said in a deep voice: "What time is this? I'm still thinking about playing! If you continue to play, you will lose your head!"
Bai Rende nodded and said: "You're right! Renbiao is too ignorant. When he comes back, I will definitely reprimand him! But don't worry, Renbiao said that people are under control and the evidence is in hand!"
After hearing this, the three of them glanced at each other and breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.
Dai Ming stood up and said: "Okay! Since Boss Bai is treating guests, I don't think you need to be polite to him. Oh, I don't like tea these days, so I will take advantage of Boss Bai's light to make up for it today." !"
After Dai Ming had spoken, Qian Ping and Jiang He also stood up.
Bai Rende laughed and said, "That's right! Everyone just eat freely, the sky won't fall!"
……
"Brother Scar, Zhenda Township is ahead!" Xiao Dao said, pointing to the toll booth ahead.
Dao Scar frowned, his face darkened, and he saw from afar that there were policemen standing around the toll booth, conducting strict checks on the vehicles entering Zhenda Township.
"What's going on here? Could it be that some major crime happened in Zhenda Township?" Xiaodao also saw the police, and said in confusion.
Scar snorted coldly and said, "I'm afraid they are checking us!"
"Ah?" Xiaodao looked at Scar in puzzlement, but Scar closed his eyes and leaned on the seat to regain his composure.
The car that Dao Scar was in arrived at the toll booth first, Zhang Ping had been waiting there a long time ago, and showed them a stop sign from a distance.
"Brother Scar, can't you stop?" Zhao Wu asked.
Scar's eyes opened a crack, and he said coldly: "Stop! I want to see what they want to do." The car slowly pulled over and stopped, and the five buses that followed followed suit.
Zhang Ping was really taken aback when he saw this situation. After all, Zhenda Township is a small place, and there have never been so many people in one time.
After knocking on Scar's car window, Zhao Wu opened the door and walked out.
"Everyone has to get out of the car for inspection!" Seeing that Zhao Wu got out of the car alone, Zhang Ping shouted at the others in the car with some dissatisfaction.
Zhao Wu said in a cold voice, "What are you checking?" Zhang Ping turned to look at Zhao Wu, and said coldly, "What are you checking, do I need to report to you? Squat aside and don't get up without my order." !"
Zhao Wu cut, and said contemptuously: "What are you? Can you be so arrogant with this skin on? You can fool others, but you may not fool me!"
"Yaha! You are quite capable. Why, look down on us wearing police uniforms? Let me tell you, I can be arrogant when I wear this clothes. I suspect that you are hiding and selling drugs now, and you will be searched according to the law! You If you don't cooperate, don't blame me for being rude!"
As soon as Zhang Ping's words came out, five or six other policemen immediately surrounded him.
Xiaodao is not a member of the Lightning Gang, and he doesn't know the bully of the Lightning Gang. In his heart, the police are people who can't be messed with.
Seeing that Zhao Wu was surrounded by several policemen, fearing that Zhao Wu would suffer, he hurriedly opened the door of the car and got out of the car, took out a cigarette from his pocket, and handed it to Zhang Ping.
Without even looking at it, Zhang Ping staggered the knife and shouted, "Stop doing this with me! You want to bribe us by passing a cigarette?"
Xiaodao frowned, took out a stack of banknotes from his pocket, and said with a smile: "Several police brothers, my brother is not very good at talking, so please forgive me if I offend you. I have some change here. It is my treat for the brothers." Tea is here. Here, take it!"
Seeing the colorful banknotes, Qian Ping's eyes lit up, and just as he was about to reach out to pick them up, Zhao Wu suddenly yelled, "Small knife!"
Xiaodao was taken aback by Zhao Wu's shout, and subconsciously looked at him.
I saw Zhao Wu glaring at him with an angry face, and shouted in a deep voice: "Spineless! Just like you, wanting to join us is simply embarrassing for us!"
Zhao Wu's words made Xiaodao confused and wronged for a while, and said in a nasty way: "Brother Wu, they...they are the police!"
Zhao Wu snorted coldly and said, "Police? What's so great about the police! Collect your money, otherwise, I can only ask you to leave!"
"Hey, I'm sorry. For the sake of this little brother, I wanted to let you go, but I didn't expect you to be a prick." He pulled out the baton from his waist and pointed Zhao Wu shouted angrily: "I order you to crawl on the ground and accept our inspection, otherwise, don't blame me for being rough on you! The rest of the people also get out of the car, and no one is allowed to stay in the car!"
Zhao Wu raised his eyebrows, stretched out his middle finger at Zhang Ping, and said in a straight voice, "Fuck you!"
In front of so many people, Zhao Wu was insulted like this, Zhang Ping felt his face burn, and in a fit of rage, he swung his baton and threw it at Zhao Wu.
Zhao Wu turned sideways lightly, let go of his baton, and was about to take advantage of the situation to take his legs, when he suddenly heard Scar's shout, "Stop!"
Zhao Wu glared at Zhang Ping fiercely, then turned his head to look at Dao Scar, who had already got out of the car and was looking at Zhang Ping coldly.
Zhang Ping missed Zhao Wu with one stick, knowing that Zhao Wu was not easy to deal with, and he might suffer a loss if he continued, so he wisely took advantage of the situation to stop.
He said viciously at Zhao Wu: "Boy, you are lucky! Otherwise, I will break some of your ribs today!"
Zhao Wu was too lazy to talk to him, and said to Dao Scar, "Brother Dao Scar, why did you come down?"
Scar looked at Zhang Ping, and said lightly, "Didn't this police officer say he wanted to get out of the car for inspection? Let everyone get out of the car!"
According to Zhao Wu's words, he cleaned up the bus behind him, and the five buses opened their doors at the same time, and the Lightning Warriors got off one by one, occupying most of the road densely.Zhang Ping looked at everything in front of him dumbfounded, and was shocked in his heart.
The Lightning Warriors have gone through hundreds of battles, and all of them unconsciously have a kind of fierceness on their faces. If you turn around, even a fool can see that these Lightning Warriors and those Iron Fist gang garbage are simply incomparable. on a par.These talents are truly called brave warriors.
"You... what do you do?" Zhang Ping, a police officer at the township police station, what kind of world has he seen?The big scene in front of him already made him stutter a little.
Scar said lightly: "Look around, walk around, do whatever you want. Officer, is there a problem?" "No...no! Are you here for tourism?" Zhang Ping faced Scar, feeling an invisible pressure on his body immediately, asked nah na.
Scar said with a smile: "You said we are here for tourism, so let's count it! Officer, what do you want to check, please start!"
Zhang Ping swallowed his saliva, waved his hands, and more than a dozen policemen rushed over at the same time and stood with Zhang Ping, which made Zhang Ping feel more comfortable.
Unable to help touching the police uniform on his body, Zhang Ping coughed and said, "Everyone must show their valid IDs, we need to check!"
"Brother Scar!"
Zhao Wu yelled in dissatisfaction, Dao Scar raised his hand and said, "Do it!" Zhao Wu nodded provocatively at Zhang Ping, and handed over his ID card.
Zhang Ping took the ID card and squinted his eyes for a few times, and said with a sneer, "Is this you? Why don't I think it looks like you? Look at you, you are tall and tall, and you are a good-looking person. But again Look at it, it's just a pig, hahaha..."
Zhao Wu was furious when he heard this, and glared at Zhang Ping and shouted: "Bastard, if you dare to say it again, I will kill you!"
"Kill me? Hahaha...then you come here! I suspect that you have used a fake ID card and have some evil intentions, and now I want to arrest you according to the law!"
"Fuck! You follow the law one by one, what kind of law are you following?" Zhao Wuqi asked through gritted teeth, his teeth itching.
Zhang Ping sneered and said, "I'm not sure about that, anyway, I know it's written in the law. If you don't believe me, you can look it up one by one, hehe..."
Seeing Zhao Wu's angry face, Zhang Ping became more and more proud. Holding Zhao Wu's ID card in his hand, he pointed to Zhao Wu's nose and said, "You are really stupid, even if you use a fake ID card, please you have to Change your own photo? If you put a photo of a pig on it, do you think that we policemen are all blind? Then, you won’t tell me that the pig above is you, right? ?Hahaha……"
"Officer! Why do you have to insult people like this? Is your pig more handsome than you?" Dao Scar said to Zhang Ping coldly.
Zhang Ping was annoyed when he heard this, and turned his head to stare at Scar and shouted, "What did you say!?"
Dao Scar said lightly: "I didn't say anything. You said that there was a photo of a pig on the ID card, but I always thought that photo was much more handsome than you, so I sent it out with emotion. That's all. But pigs are already ugly enough, and you are uglier than pigs, so it's hard enough for you!"
(End of this chapter)
Dai Ming took a deep look at Bai Rende, as if he wanted to see something from his face.
But Bai Rende is old, treacherous and cunning, and he has already practiced extraordinary self-cultivation skills, how can Dai Ming see anything?
"Hahaha... three dear friends, since you are here today, let me, Bai Rende, be the host. Everyone eat and drink well, and then I will find a few girls for you to have a good time!" Bai Rende said with a cheerful smile. .
Dai Ming shook his head and said: "I think it's better to forget it! When is this, I'm always on the line, how can I have the time to eat and drink?"
Bai Rende smiled and said: "It's because everyone is too tense these days, so we need to relax! Alright, alright, don't look sad, with me, Bai Rende, you three don't worry about it!"
Dai Ming frowned and asked, "Boss Bai, Renbiao has been in the county for a while, why hasn't he brought him back? Could something have happened?"
Bai Rende waved his hands and said with a smile: "My village chief, you are too worried, don't you understand that Renbiao, he is playful by nature! Put him in the county this time, he will be a wild horse , if he doesn't have a good time, he won't come back!"
Dai Ming said in a deep voice: "What time is this? I'm still thinking about playing! If you continue to play, you will lose your head!"
Bai Rende nodded and said: "You're right! Renbiao is too ignorant. When he comes back, I will definitely reprimand him! But don't worry, Renbiao said that people are under control and the evidence is in hand!"
After hearing this, the three of them glanced at each other and breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.
Dai Ming stood up and said: "Okay! Since Boss Bai is treating guests, I don't think you need to be polite to him. Oh, I don't like tea these days, so I will take advantage of Boss Bai's light to make up for it today." !"
After Dai Ming had spoken, Qian Ping and Jiang He also stood up.
Bai Rende laughed and said, "That's right! Everyone just eat freely, the sky won't fall!"
……
"Brother Scar, Zhenda Township is ahead!" Xiao Dao said, pointing to the toll booth ahead.
Dao Scar frowned, his face darkened, and he saw from afar that there were policemen standing around the toll booth, conducting strict checks on the vehicles entering Zhenda Township.
"What's going on here? Could it be that some major crime happened in Zhenda Township?" Xiaodao also saw the police, and said in confusion.
Scar snorted coldly and said, "I'm afraid they are checking us!"
"Ah?" Xiaodao looked at Scar in puzzlement, but Scar closed his eyes and leaned on the seat to regain his composure.
The car that Dao Scar was in arrived at the toll booth first, Zhang Ping had been waiting there a long time ago, and showed them a stop sign from a distance.
"Brother Scar, can't you stop?" Zhao Wu asked.
Scar's eyes opened a crack, and he said coldly: "Stop! I want to see what they want to do." The car slowly pulled over and stopped, and the five buses that followed followed suit.
Zhang Ping was really taken aback when he saw this situation. After all, Zhenda Township is a small place, and there have never been so many people in one time.
After knocking on Scar's car window, Zhao Wu opened the door and walked out.
"Everyone has to get out of the car for inspection!" Seeing that Zhao Wu got out of the car alone, Zhang Ping shouted at the others in the car with some dissatisfaction.
Zhao Wu said in a cold voice, "What are you checking?" Zhang Ping turned to look at Zhao Wu, and said coldly, "What are you checking, do I need to report to you? Squat aside and don't get up without my order." !"
Zhao Wu cut, and said contemptuously: "What are you? Can you be so arrogant with this skin on? You can fool others, but you may not fool me!"
"Yaha! You are quite capable. Why, look down on us wearing police uniforms? Let me tell you, I can be arrogant when I wear this clothes. I suspect that you are hiding and selling drugs now, and you will be searched according to the law! You If you don't cooperate, don't blame me for being rude!"
As soon as Zhang Ping's words came out, five or six other policemen immediately surrounded him.
Xiaodao is not a member of the Lightning Gang, and he doesn't know the bully of the Lightning Gang. In his heart, the police are people who can't be messed with.
Seeing that Zhao Wu was surrounded by several policemen, fearing that Zhao Wu would suffer, he hurriedly opened the door of the car and got out of the car, took out a cigarette from his pocket, and handed it to Zhang Ping.
Without even looking at it, Zhang Ping staggered the knife and shouted, "Stop doing this with me! You want to bribe us by passing a cigarette?"
Xiaodao frowned, took out a stack of banknotes from his pocket, and said with a smile: "Several police brothers, my brother is not very good at talking, so please forgive me if I offend you. I have some change here. It is my treat for the brothers." Tea is here. Here, take it!"
Seeing the colorful banknotes, Qian Ping's eyes lit up, and just as he was about to reach out to pick them up, Zhao Wu suddenly yelled, "Small knife!"
Xiaodao was taken aback by Zhao Wu's shout, and subconsciously looked at him.
I saw Zhao Wu glaring at him with an angry face, and shouted in a deep voice: "Spineless! Just like you, wanting to join us is simply embarrassing for us!"
Zhao Wu's words made Xiaodao confused and wronged for a while, and said in a nasty way: "Brother Wu, they...they are the police!"
Zhao Wu snorted coldly and said, "Police? What's so great about the police! Collect your money, otherwise, I can only ask you to leave!"
"Hey, I'm sorry. For the sake of this little brother, I wanted to let you go, but I didn't expect you to be a prick." He pulled out the baton from his waist and pointed Zhao Wu shouted angrily: "I order you to crawl on the ground and accept our inspection, otherwise, don't blame me for being rough on you! The rest of the people also get out of the car, and no one is allowed to stay in the car!"
Zhao Wu raised his eyebrows, stretched out his middle finger at Zhang Ping, and said in a straight voice, "Fuck you!"
In front of so many people, Zhao Wu was insulted like this, Zhang Ping felt his face burn, and in a fit of rage, he swung his baton and threw it at Zhao Wu.
Zhao Wu turned sideways lightly, let go of his baton, and was about to take advantage of the situation to take his legs, when he suddenly heard Scar's shout, "Stop!"
Zhao Wu glared at Zhang Ping fiercely, then turned his head to look at Dao Scar, who had already got out of the car and was looking at Zhang Ping coldly.
Zhang Ping missed Zhao Wu with one stick, knowing that Zhao Wu was not easy to deal with, and he might suffer a loss if he continued, so he wisely took advantage of the situation to stop.
He said viciously at Zhao Wu: "Boy, you are lucky! Otherwise, I will break some of your ribs today!"
Zhao Wu was too lazy to talk to him, and said to Dao Scar, "Brother Dao Scar, why did you come down?"
Scar looked at Zhang Ping, and said lightly, "Didn't this police officer say he wanted to get out of the car for inspection? Let everyone get out of the car!"
According to Zhao Wu's words, he cleaned up the bus behind him, and the five buses opened their doors at the same time, and the Lightning Warriors got off one by one, occupying most of the road densely.Zhang Ping looked at everything in front of him dumbfounded, and was shocked in his heart.
The Lightning Warriors have gone through hundreds of battles, and all of them unconsciously have a kind of fierceness on their faces. If you turn around, even a fool can see that these Lightning Warriors and those Iron Fist gang garbage are simply incomparable. on a par.These talents are truly called brave warriors.
"You... what do you do?" Zhang Ping, a police officer at the township police station, what kind of world has he seen?The big scene in front of him already made him stutter a little.
Scar said lightly: "Look around, walk around, do whatever you want. Officer, is there a problem?" "No...no! Are you here for tourism?" Zhang Ping faced Scar, feeling an invisible pressure on his body immediately, asked nah na.
Scar said with a smile: "You said we are here for tourism, so let's count it! Officer, what do you want to check, please start!"
Zhang Ping swallowed his saliva, waved his hands, and more than a dozen policemen rushed over at the same time and stood with Zhang Ping, which made Zhang Ping feel more comfortable.
Unable to help touching the police uniform on his body, Zhang Ping coughed and said, "Everyone must show their valid IDs, we need to check!"
"Brother Scar!"
Zhao Wu yelled in dissatisfaction, Dao Scar raised his hand and said, "Do it!" Zhao Wu nodded provocatively at Zhang Ping, and handed over his ID card.
Zhang Ping took the ID card and squinted his eyes for a few times, and said with a sneer, "Is this you? Why don't I think it looks like you? Look at you, you are tall and tall, and you are a good-looking person. But again Look at it, it's just a pig, hahaha..."
Zhao Wu was furious when he heard this, and glared at Zhang Ping and shouted: "Bastard, if you dare to say it again, I will kill you!"
"Kill me? Hahaha...then you come here! I suspect that you have used a fake ID card and have some evil intentions, and now I want to arrest you according to the law!"
"Fuck! You follow the law one by one, what kind of law are you following?" Zhao Wuqi asked through gritted teeth, his teeth itching.
Zhang Ping sneered and said, "I'm not sure about that, anyway, I know it's written in the law. If you don't believe me, you can look it up one by one, hehe..."
Seeing Zhao Wu's angry face, Zhang Ping became more and more proud. Holding Zhao Wu's ID card in his hand, he pointed to Zhao Wu's nose and said, "You are really stupid, even if you use a fake ID card, please you have to Change your own photo? If you put a photo of a pig on it, do you think that we policemen are all blind? Then, you won’t tell me that the pig above is you, right? ?Hahaha……"
"Officer! Why do you have to insult people like this? Is your pig more handsome than you?" Dao Scar said to Zhang Ping coldly.
Zhang Ping was annoyed when he heard this, and turned his head to stare at Scar and shouted, "What did you say!?"
Dao Scar said lightly: "I didn't say anything. You said that there was a photo of a pig on the ID card, but I always thought that photo was much more handsome than you, so I sent it out with emotion. That's all. But pigs are already ugly enough, and you are uglier than pigs, so it's hard enough for you!"
(End of this chapter)
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