My girlfriend is Fairy Chang'e

Chapter 1 What is snake essence disease?

"Chang'e?"

Looking at the avatar on WeChat, Shi Fan pinched the person in pain, "Nimma, if you were Chang'e, I would be the Jade Rabbit, no, I'm Monkey King, I'll beat you to death with a stick."

"Huh? No!" Just as he was about to close WeChat, Shi Fan suddenly stopped again, looking at the woman with high temples and icy bones and icy muscles on the head portrait, it hurts even more, "Your uncle, this is too realistic, isn't it?" .”

The woman on the head portrait has snowy muscles and jade arms, wide sleeves fluttering, what is stuck on the cloud temples?Uh... the legendary Jin Buyao?
"False, absolutely false."

Shi Fan shook his head speechlessly, women these days want to be famous like crazy, how many times do they have to grind their skin to have this effect?

"Hey!" It's not easy to date now, you need to have a pair of sharp eyes, otherwise you will be easily deceived by PS technology, mobile phone smart whitening technology, even if you are black, you can make you white, uh... no, it is a white woman, Face-slimming technology, I am afraid that even O'Neill can become a fair lady.

"Who are you?" The woman on WeChat sent a query.

"Then who are you?" Shi Fan kept in mind that meeting is risky, and dating should be cautious, and he must never reveal his name, address, etc., he must first ask the other party to confirm that he is not an acquaintance, after all, it is a matter of dating his own daughter. They have all been reported, let alone acquaintances.

"I am Chang'e!"

"Pretend, keep pretending." Shi Fan pinched Renzhong hard.

"The little fairy is Chang'e, which fairy are you?"

"Snake spirit disease!" Shi Fan slammed his phone on the button, the female lunatic who jumped out was Chang'e, you are swollen, why don't you call it the Queen Mother, the head of all the fairies in the heaven, so tall, looking for a girlfriend again If I fail, I am unlucky.

"Snake spirit disease? What kind of disease is snake spirit disease?" In front of Guanghan Palace, a fairy with fluttering sleeves and icy beauty looked at the cold night sky with a blank face.

"Shi Fan, don't pretend to be dead, get up quickly, Yao Zhu is still waiting for you to go to bed." A loud voice suddenly came from Shi Fan's ear.

"Huh?" Shi Fan suddenly opened his eyes, surrounded by a circle of people, both men and women, looking at him like looking at a poor worm.

"So it was a dream just now, I said it was so realistic." Shi Fan finally realized that he was dreaming just now, he quickly recalled that today is Yao Zhu's birthday, she specially held a birthday party and invited many Classmates, friends, Shi Fan was among those invited.

In the middle of the dance, Yao Zhu invited himself to visit her room, but Shi Fan saw Yao Zhu who was changing clothes, and the woman made a molestation, which attracted all the classmates, accusing and laughing at Shi Fan.

Being accused and ridiculed is not the most important thing, the most important thing is that as we all know, Young Master Shi is impotent and incompetent, this is the most terrible thing, when everyone is here, Yao Zhu said directly, "How dare you come to peek at my old lady, I just agree, can you sleep with me?"

One sentence, just one sentence, completely drained Young Master Shi's battery.

First accused of being indecent, then ridiculed and scorned by others, and surrounded by many people, Shi Fan fainted completely in a fit of rage, and finally dreamed that he was shaking Chang'e in an unimaginable dream.

"Shi Fan, you toad want to eat swan meat, right? You even broke into Zhuzhu's room to peek at her changing clothes? You don't know how much you weigh. You think you are still the young master of the Shi family. You are now a fallen phoenix." Wouldn't it be better for a chicken to know?"

The person who spoke was an arrogant young man wearing an Armani suit. His name was Song Yuanqing. The possession right is also a disguised blow to Shi Fan. The person you fancy is already someone else's woman, so isn't that a blow?

"Haha, that's right, you really think you're still the same young master Shi, you're just an outcast of your family, you're just a waste who doesn't even have a girlfriend for you!" There was another burst of laughter around.

Yao Zhu made a sweet gesture, leaned into Song Yuanqing's arms, cuddled up to him and walked a few steps forward, looked at Shi Fan who was still lying on the ground with contempt, and sneered arrogantly: "Shi Fan, I will tell you the truth now , I specially invited you in, I specially let you see this lady changing clothes, and then humiliated you to my heart's content, do you know why?"

Yao Zhu broke free from Song Yuanqing's arms, walked around Shi Fan, and said with a sneer, "Because you are impotent and impotent. I heard that you are pitifully young, so my family Yuanqing is not afraid of your misbehavior at all." This is why I boldly invited you here, just to humiliate you, you really dare to come, I just agree to sleep with you, can you do it?"

"Can you go? Can you go?" echoed in Shi Fan's ears over and over again, like thunderclaps hitting his eardrums, and he just fainted just because of this. For an inhumane man, it is absolutely Slap in the face, and it was a heavy slap.

Impotence is Shi Fan's eternal nightmare. During a physical examination, he was found to be suffering from this hidden disease. Good things never go out, but bad things spread far and wide. I don't know who spread the news. In the end, Shi Fan was caused by impotence. It spread all over the capital overnight, making the Shi family feel ashamed. The Shi family, who was in the midst of internal strife, did a DNA test and abandoned Shi Fan on the grounds that he was not a member of the Shi family. Anyway, this matter was controlled by them. Whether it is the Shi family's species, who really knows.

In the end, the Shi family arranged for him to go to Zhonghai University to fend for himself. He didn't even give him much living expenses, and he became an outcast of the family.

Because of this incident, Shi Fan started to give up on himself, and those dudes who respected him when he was a young master also started to laugh at him in turn, looking for opportunities to ridicule him, and this Song Yuanqing was one of them.

For some reason, Shi Fan, who had fallen after being abandoned by his family, had a clear mind after having that strange dream, swept away the previous decadence, and stood up calmly.

Looking at Yao Zhu, the woman in front of her was wearing a thin gauze dress, with her skin looming.

"A woman who dresses so revealingly in public and who doesn't know how to love herself, how could I, Shi Fan, be blind and interested in her?" Shi Fan couldn't believe his previous actions.

Just because he is impotent, he is ridiculed by others, and Shi Fan with high self-esteem wants to quickly find a girlfriend to prove himself, so he shakes WeChat. The purpose is to find a girlfriend as soon as possible to cover up his flaws.In the end, Yao Zhu took advantage of him at the ball, told Shi Fan to be his girlfriend, and lured him to his room. Others showed up at the right time, and Shi Fan fell into their trap.

Only now did Shi Fan understand that this Yao Zhu had been with Song Yuanqing for a long time, and everything today was probably ordered by Song Yuanqing, otherwise how dare she, Yao Zhu?
"Hehe!" Song Yuanqing looked at Shi Fan with a smug smile, "Shi Fan, Young Master Shi, aren't you very majestic? Women are hugging and hugging each other, why are you worrying about your girlfriend now? How about that? Anyway, let's be friends, if you can really sleep with Yao Zhu, how about I let her go to you?"

A slap in the face, Chi Guoguo's face slap, is nothing to ordinary people, but to a man who is incompetent, it is tantamount to being slapped heavily.

"Haha!" There was another burst of laughter around, and both men and women were full of disdain.

"Shi Fan, if you really have the ability, go and get Yao Zhu, and prove to us that you are not a waste." People kept laughing and booing, and the smiling faces were like ferocious devils trying to drown Shi Fan.

(End of this chapter)