My girlfriend is Fairy Chang'e

Chapter 90 No matter how small a lice is, it is still meat
"Damn it, no wonder!" Shi Fan came to a sudden, he finally understood why the monkey practice progressed so fast in Journey to the West, because he himself is the essence of concentration, but he just doesn't know how to use it yet.Just from the starting point of birth, I don't know how many times stronger than myself, and it is not at the same level at all.

"Wukong pays homage to the fairy!" Seeing Chang'e coming on the auspicious clouds, the monkey's furry paws closed together, and bowed to Chang'e in a very humane way.

"Fuck!" Shi Fan was a little dazed, "He already knows his name is Monkey King?"

"I told him." Chang'e was rather proud. "I told him that you will be called Monkey King from now on, and he agreed. Now he obeys my words."

Nima, when Shi Fan slapped his head, he suddenly understood one thing, the name of Sun Wukong, who is popular in the three worlds in the past and the future, how could it be given by the Bodhi Patriarch?Obviously started by himself.

Although Sun Wukong was in ancient times, sooner or later he would live to modern times with time. Of course, the premise is that there are no major changes in the fairy world, no catastrophe, which will lead to the collapse and destruction of the fairy world.

That is to say, there may be a Monkey King in a certain time and space in modern times, not only Monkey King, but also Chang'e and God of Cookery. Going to the Westward Journey, but the way of heaven is unpredictable, and who can really explain the causal cycle in it?
It's hard to say whether it can affect it, after all, I'm just a mortal. "Maybe Chang'e in a certain time and space in modern times also has memories about herself." Shi Fan was somewhat hopeful.

This thing is very mysterious, and Shi Fan himself can't explain it clearly. He can only wait for time to prove it. Of course, he has to grow up. With his own shadow, the Northeast Lapi, the God of Cookery, is popular all over the world, but it can't affect the root cause, as the so-called small episode can't affect the main theme.

"Fairy, who are you talking to?" The monkey was still winking at Chang'e, scratching its ears and cheeks, then suddenly caught a lice on its buttocks, put it in its mouth and started chewing, muttering, "Lice No matter how small it is, it’s still meat.”

"Damn it!" Shi Fan felt a pain in the ass watching it, it's too careless, it's not as elegant as the monkey in the TV series.

"His name is Shi Fan, you can call him Brother Fan, but you can't see him now!" Chang'e said, Liu Mei slightly raised her eyebrows a little angrily, "Wukong, you need to pay attention to hygiene, you know, didn't I tell you? You can't eat lice, and make sure you take a bath every day!"

"Squeak!" Monkey scratched his ears and cheeks, "My grandson forgot."

"Remember next time, or I will beat you." Chang'e smiled lightly, and with a finger point, a branch flew up and hit the monkey lightly on the head.

The monkey immediately became more respectful, but it was only for a moment, his buttocks started to twist again, suddenly, the monkey jumped down from the tree and shouted: "Children, come here, give my grandson a scratch, my body itch."

Immediately, several monkeys rushed up, and Sun Wukong lay on the ground, comfortably waiting for the monkeys to scratch his lice and tickle him.

"Pfft!" Chang'e chuckled, "It's wild and hard to train!"

This smile was full of charms, unparalleled in ice and cleanliness, Liugong Fendai was eclipsed by it.The monkey was fine, Shi Fan muttered and swallowed, saying that Te Te Niang was so beautiful, if only he could touch it, but unfortunately it was just a dream.

Chang'e said: "Didn't you say that when he enters Shuilian Cave and occupies Huaguo Mountain, he will tell me something? What is it? You can talk about it now."

Here, Shi Fan avoided a car, crossed the sidewalk, and after thinking about his words, he told the monkey to learn art from Bodhi.

"Learning from Patriarch Bodhi?" Chang'e opened her mouth wide, and patted her tall chest after a long while and said, "Patriarch Bodhi is a legend in the fairy world, not to mention in the mortal world. No one has seen him, let alone his The cave is gone, and to say something disrespectful, he is even more mysterious than Buddha and Sanqing, where do you tell Sun Wukong to find him?"

Shi Fan said: "Fairy, don't bother with this matter, and don't tell anyone about it. I'll handle it, but it can't go now. After all, Sun Wukong is still a monster. He can read, read, and get along with others. I'll leave it to you first."

Shi Fan did this with consideration. He remembered that in Journey to the West, the monkey told Tang Seng that it was originally a stone monkey, wild and unruly. Being crushed by the Five Elements Mountain, what Tang Seng did was to teach degrees.

In Shi Fan's view, Wukong has been brainwashed by Avalokitesvara at this time, and he wants to accept the teachings of Buddhism.What is degreeization?Duhua can completely lose his heart, no wonder, whoever has been suppressed for 500 years will think about his own faults. To put it bluntly, the strong are respected. Make up your own mistakes and change your mind.

What Guanyin did was to make it grateful, and finally let Tang Seng accept Monkey King in the name of teaching.

Don't you teach?Let's do it now and let Chang'e do it instead of Tang Seng. This is a real human touch, rather than being forcibly put on a magic spell to save and enslave.

"You mean you want me to take it away?" Chang'e looked delighted. To be honest, she really meant it, because Monkey King has her fairy power and aura on him, and the monkey instinctively gets close to her, and she is a little reluctant to let him go A person is thrown below.

It's hard for a child without a father or a mother.

"Yes!" Shi Fan said with a smile, "Although it can speak out people's words now, it is still a demon after all. ?"

Chang'e smiled and said, "Of course it's no problem. I'll just tell it to listen to it and take it to my Guanghan Palace!"

The Jade Rabbit is her pet, and those great immortals in the fairy world often have animal pet mounts, such as the green bull of the Taishang Laojun, the sky-beating eagle and roaring dog of the Erlang God, and the white deer of the Antarctic fairy. In this way, it happens to have a companion with Jade Rabbit.

Hehe, Shi Fan couldn't help thinking about the possibility of Sun Wukong and Yutu being together. They are both demons. Is it possible that sparks will burst out? They can be regarded as childhood sweethearts. After thinking about it, it is not realistic. I heard that Sun Wukong has been involved with some monsters, but there are rumors and unofficial versions, that is, Sun Wukong and the high-cold Mrs. Bone, but because the monkey has lost his heart and completely obeyed the orders of Tang Seng and Guanyin, the ending of the Bone Demon is doomed to tragedy.

(End of this chapter)