My princess is so sweet

Chapter 453 Make him happy

Seeing the person I like likes someone else, my heart is somewhat sad, but for Yun Qi's happiness, I still wish silently.

There were not many people at the party this time, and Wu Gaochao did not come. Jixiang and the others said that he seemed to be practicing in retreat, and they hadn't seen him for a while.

The banquet was lively and lively, but Yun Qi's mind was always on the eldest grandson Xuanyi.

His lonely back today shocked her too much.

"Brother, let me tell you a joke."

The eldest grandson Xuanyi was a little surprised, he didn't know what Yun Qi wanted to do, but he liked whatever she did: "It must be funny."

Yun Qi grinned, she knew a lot of jokes.

"Listen up, first."

One day, a man said to his lover: "I dreamed about you last night, and my panties were wet when I woke up this morning." She shyly asked the man: "Damn it, what did you dream about?" The man replied: "Dream Seeing you take off your make-up scares me to pee!"

"Hahahaha... isn't it funny?"

Yun Qi thinks this irony is so classic, when she first saw a picture, the man was Brother Sharp before taking a bath, and Andy Lau after washing.

But a woman is Jolin Tsai before taking a bath, and Sister Feng after taking a bath.

Although there are many beauties in this world, many faces are still covered with a thick layer of powder, and a gust of wind can disperse a puff of white smoke.

The eldest grandson Xuanyi looked at Yun Qi who was laughing wildly, and his eyes became ambiguous.

If he dreamed of her at night, the reason for her wet panties must be - the most obscene kind!
After laughing for a long time, Yun Qi realized that the eldest grandson Xuanyi was not smiling, so he stopped: "Isn't this funny? Then I'm telling you one."

Today, I saw the lady killing the fish clumsily and wanted to humiliate her, so I asked, "What's your relationship with the pig?" But she turned around and said, "The relationship between husband and wife..."

"Hahaha...is this interesting?"

The eldest grandson Xuanyi smiled cooperatively this time, thinking in his heart that he would rather be her pig.

"Young master, what are you talking about, you are smiling so happily."

When Jixiang and the others saw Yun Qi and Changsun Xuanyi talking in a low voice and then laughing loudly, they all surrounded him curiously.

Hearing this, Yun Qi smiled and called them over.

She thought her jokes were very funny, but the eldest grandson Xuanyi didn't laugh, there must be something wrong with him, not her jokes, it happened that everyone judged together.

"I'll tell you a joke, listen to it."

"I went to the street today and met a beggar. I saw a big hole in the bowl in front of him. I felt very uncomfortable. Why do poor people have to use broken bowls?"

"So I picked up the bowl without saying a word, and threw it away for him."

"Hahaha... so funny."

After finishing speaking, Yun Qi was still the one who couldn't stop laughing, but when she saw the crowd, they all looked at her inexplicably.

Yun Qi vomited blood in his heart, thinking that this was the difference between ancient and modern people!

Fortunately, she has a lot of jokes, so if this one doesn't work, I'll make another one.

The man saw the Zen master: "Master, I am in my thirties and still single, how can I find a wife?"

The Zen master rubbed his head: "You are sick, right? I want to know how to find a wife and become a monk?!"

"..."

This time Yun Qi stopped laughing, and wanted to wait for everyone to laugh together, but——

"Young master, it's not because Zen masters can't find a daughter-in-law that they become monks. They all have great wisdom."

(End of this chapter)