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Chapter 263 You Want to Call Me Kitten, Baby

Han Xiaoye followed the source of the sound, and the child who rushed over was only two or three years old, and looked like a radish.Soft short hair, exquisite facial features, long like a little prince in a fairy tale.Especially those rare red phoenix eyes, although they haven't opened yet, they have already begun to take shape.

Mommy?called her?

In the next second, the little guy passed by her, picked up the black thing on the ground that she had just waved away, and the big eyes of the black grape were filled with tears, "Mum, wake up, woo Woo."

Han Xiaoye looked along the things he was holding in his chubby hands, and saw a lying belly turned upside down - a frog!Damn, narcissism is indeed a disease, and it can kill people!
However, a frog with the alias of... Mommy? !

Before she recovered from the shock, a chubby hand had already grabbed her pants, and said in a childish voice, "You beat my mommy to death, and you will pay me for it."

"It jumped over by itself."

The little baby boy changed his tearful sad look and looked like a little rascal, "I don't care, you beat me up. My dad said that the process is not important, what matters is the result we get. The result It was my mommy who was beaten to death by you. So you have to pay me!"

Han Xiaoye's head was full of black lines, and he squatted down, "Then how much do you want me to pay?" Han Xiaoye felt that he had a brain convulsion, and even discussed compensation with a child.

The little guy stretched out a finger without blinking his eyes.

"100 yuan?" A frog's 100 yuan is a bit of a scam, but because he looks cute... Han Xiaoye pulled his little face itchingly, and the skin was as soft as cotton candy.She was shamefully relieved, and she was not afraid of being blamed on Auntie, so she pulled it off again.Only then did he take out his wallet from his bag in a happy mood, and was about to draw money.

The wallet was held down, "Who said 100 yuan, you beat my mommy to death, and you will pay me 100 trillion yuan!"

100 trillion, he actually said it with confidence!
Han Xiaoye poked his forehead with black lines all over his face, "Hey, little guy, where are you touching porcelain?"

The little milk baby fell to the ground along her fingers, covered his forehead, and opened his pink mouth, as if the rain was about to come.

Shit, whose child is this, he has become a genius!She just said that casually, and he really gave her a seamless performance what is called "Pengci".

"I was wrong, I was wrong, hey, don't cry."

This is the Dynasty, and it took so long to come out to get some air. If he yelled out the people inside, she would really die here tonight.

The thunderstorm that was about to come just now suddenly turned into a clear sky, and the cute and cute baby who changed his face in a second blinked his big eyes, "Little cat."

"what?"

"My name is Xiaomao, my dad said, because my mother is a wild cat, so I am a kitten."

"Isn't your mommy a frog?" Han Xiaoye had just finished speaking, and the little guy was about to howl again. She raised her hands in resignation, "Little cat."

"You have to call me kitten and baby." The childish child looked at her expectantly.

"..."

Han Xiaoye had a strange feeling that she was not the Holy Mother, and she would love it if anyone put a cute child in her house.Especially this kid who gave her a hard time just now, but for some reason, she just can't hate this kid who is so smart that his acting skills are outstanding.

Although it was a bit difficult to say, she still called out, "Little cat, baby."

The little milk baby whose eyelashes were stained with water just now smiled, and put his hands behind his back like a little adult, "Since you can't afford my mommy, from now on, I will reluctantly let you be my mommy." gone."

"No..." Someone is going to take the place of a toad! !
At this moment, it seemed that someone came over.The pacing little baby jumped into her arms, snatched her cell phone, and pressed it a few times.Then I blew her a kiss and hurried upstairs, "Mommy, see you next time."

Han Xiaoye was left alone in a mess.

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"Strange, where did you go?" Qin Fang searched all over the third floor but couldn't find anyone, and was about to go downstairs to have a look.I saw a little guy coming out from behind him at some point.His baby face, which was a little stuffy, suddenly smiled when he saw the little guy the size of a radish, "Fu Maomao, where did you go? Where's Andy?"

"Andy went to buy candy." The little milk baby just now changed her previous coquettish and shameless appearance, and she is already very imposing at such a young age, especially her pair of red phoenix eyes, when there is no watery blink, she looks very much like someone.He rejected Qin Fang's embrace, especially the young adult's emphasis, "Uncle Qin, I am no longer a child of one or two years old, please call me Mu Ye from now on."

A two- or three-year-old milk baby solemnly said that he was no longer a one- or two-year-old child. The sense of disobedience was so funny.Qin Fang bent down, picked him up, ignored his struggle, and kissed his cheek, "Little Fu, if you give birth normally at ten months, you are just two and a half years old."

"I'm three years and one day old!" The crisp child's voice immediately refuted him, and by the way, he slapped his handsome face with a paw.

"That's calculated based on two months, not based on your birth." Qin Fang was helpless.

Speaking of this little guy is really a miracle, and thanks to his excellent connections, he got on line with the American Institute.Let him bring the artificial womb-uterus simulator back to Rui City within ten hours, and bring back the group of experts by the way.

It's just that no one expected that just a few days after they sent Fu Kitten back to the United States, the little niece would suddenly wake up and misunderstand with Su Rui that the child was gone.

Thinking about it, Qin Fang felt pain in his egg, rubbed his little face, "Anyway, you are just a two-year-old doll."

Fu Xiaomao looked at him with a straight face, and glanced at him seriously, disgusted, "Uncle Qin, can you be a little educated? Grandpa Qin said that a person's age is counted from the moment of birth from the mother's body. I am Two months old, so I'm three years old and one day old. If you say I'm two years old again, I'll tell Sister Rarity that you hit me."

The deputy director of the Tangtang Military Region Hospital was told with a straight face that he was uneducated, but Qin Fang was not angry, as if he had been stepped on a sore foot, he raised a hand, "Yes, yes, I am uneducated. Kitten, you Don't talk nonsense to little Rarity."

Ever since her little niece disappeared, Su Rui regarded Fu kitten as an eyeball.

Even if Fu Xiaomao said that the stars in the sky are flat, Su Rui would nod.If Fu Xiaomao said that he slapped her precious beads, the consequences... Qin Fang would be sore if he thought about it.

"If I don't tell you, then you can't tell Daddy that I ran away." Fu Muye was a shrewd bargainer, stretched out his hand, and hooked the man's big hand, "Hanging on the hook, it's the puppy who lied."

"Understood, my little ancestor."

Qin Fang had no choice but to carry him away...

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PS: The artificial uterus is not made up by my brother. If a two-month-old child is cut out and put directly into the simulated amniotic fluid device, he can survive and grow up.So Fu Xiaomao Xiaopenyou is Han Xiaoye's son. (I will put the scientific basis and Baidu link in the book review area) As for whether Quan Ronglian has lost his memory, you can guess.Also, I wish you all a happy new year

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