I got married today

Chapter 287 Wait until you are weaned

In the quiet bedroom on the second floor, Fu Xiaomao flipped over on the bed with a book of fairy tales for the first time.While turning over, he pouted and looked at the sleeping person on the bed.Seeing the door open, he dropped the fairy tale book, got up quickly, and ran over, "Daddy, have you punished the bad guys to avenge Mommy?"

"How do you want to clean up?" Fu Zhiyan pulled him away coldly.

Fu Xiaomao curled her lips, already used to his indifference, and waved her small fist fiercely, "Beat her! Beat her hard! Beat her so hard that she will never dare to bully my mommy again."

"I don't hit women."

"But she bullied..." Mommy didn't finish.

I heard the man with a stern face continue calmly, "She won't appear again in the future."

It won't appear again... Fu Xiaomao's eyes turned cleverly. Does this mean to clean it up?He immediately felt a little better, and the one who crossed the river and destroyed the bridge immediately ignored his father.Lying on the bed, propped up his little head and looked at the person who fell asleep on the bed.After watching for a minute, he stretched out his little finger, carefully poked Han Xiaoye's cheek, and quickly retracted it.

"Daddy."

Fu Zhiyan took out a bottle of milk for him from the refrigerator and put it in the heater to heat it up, and replied with a stern look, "En."

"It's written in the story book that Sleeping Beauty fell asleep, and she must wait for the prince to kiss her before she wakes up. Do you think that if I give Mommy a big slap, will she wake up?" He tilted his head, his big eyes shining brightly. , "I will, because I am Mommy's little prince."

The corner of Fu Zhiyan's mouth twitched, and he handed him the milk, "We'll wait until you're weaned."

Let's talk about weaning!

"..." Fu Xiaomao was accidentally stabbed in the heart by his own father, took the hot milk from him unhappily, and took a deep gulp.Then he raised his head and said angrily, "Fu Zhiyan, I want to sue. I want to tell grandma and uncle that you always bully me at home, and you mentally abuse me. I think I must not be your own, maybe It's the son of one of your enemies, just like in the movie. You couldn't beat him, so you snatched me away, and tormented me hard."

"Didn't I say that you are not allowed to download some messy movies on the Internet?" Fu Zhiyan frowned.

Fu Xiaomao disagreed, "You just said that you don't want me to download movies about men and women fighting. I don't want to watch that kind of movie, it's so boring. I don't know why so many websites use that to advertise, two people naked and fighting If there is anything to see, it is better to watch a sumo match."

Fortunately, he thought it was so pretty, so he secretly downloaded one from his father's laptop.As a result, he was caught straight away, spanked, and punished to stand and read "I was wrong" for two hours, and finally he was asked to write a self-criticism.

"At least there are audiences applauding in the sumo match. In that kind of film, two people roll around and shout non-stop. What's so interesting about it?"

Fu Zhiyan's temples throbbed suddenly, and his face turned black, "Fu Muye, you will be banned from surfing the Internet from today. When will you figure out what's wrong, and when will you log in again. Also, during the period of disconnection Finish that Bear Bear that your grandma bought you."

Fu Kitty was dumbfounded.

His small mouth was deflated, and his eyes were full of tears, and he was about to howl.Fu Zhiyan knew what he was doing, and cast a cold glance at him, "If you are lying, copy the self-criticism you wrote earlier five times!"

Five times!

That's an 800-word review!
It is cruel to ask a three-year-old child to write so many words!
Isn't it said that father's love is like a mountain?Isn't it said that a child with a father is like a treasure?Why can't he feel it at all?

Fu Xiaomao took a sip of the milk, drank all the grandma in it, and then muttered softly, "Machismo, no wonder Mommy doesn't like you."

After finishing speaking, he hid towards Han Xiaoye, for fear of being caught and spanked by Fu Zhiyan.

Fu Zhiyan ignored him, sat at the desk and started working.

Fu Xiaomao was quiet for a while, then spoke again, "Daddy, have you figured out how to get Mommy back?"

The man who opened the notebook stared intently.

"Aren't you chasing Mommy?" He got up a little anxiously, hugged a cute pillow, and seemed to think about it, "Although you don't meet Mommy's mate selection requirements at all, and you are older than Mommy There are so many, it is really difficult to get Mommy back. But I thought about it, you were right. If Mommy doesn’t like you, she won’t like me. To get Mommy back, it’s definitely not possible to rely on EQ, but You have a face."

The man whose son had put so many hats on the keyboard paused when he was typing on the keyboard, and his thin lips were pursed tightly.

Fu Xiaomao didn't think he was cruel at all. Compared with the knife his father stabbed in the heart of such a cute three-year-old son, he felt that he was too gentle.

So he hurt each other with his father very righteously, "Although you are sullen, moody, owe EQ, and don't know how to please girls, there are still many aunts who like you. Grandma said it's because girls nowadays look at faces , you have a troublesome face, and you can ignore other shortcomings."

He said in a childlike voice with sincerity, "Daddy, you are not afraid of disadvantages in making a revolution, the important thing is to use your strengths. You can buy a few more beautiful clothes and make the most of your only strength. Maybe Mommy Are you blind?"

"Fu Muye!" Fu Zhiyan's string called reason was completely broken, he picked him up and took off his pants.

Fu Xiaomao felt his butt was chilly, and immediately became afraid, and forced his mouth, "If you beat me up, you will be a ****, and you will be a tyrant who refuses to accept the suggestions of the masses!"

"..."

"Besides, Mommy is still here, are you going to beat her hard-earned baby in front of Mommy?"

The thin lips of the man with a tense jaw relaxed, held back for a long time, pulled up his pants again, and said with a sullen face, "I will call your grandma to pick you up later, and ask your uncle to teach you well." .” This little guy is simply lawless, but he really can’t teach him a lesson!
Fu Xiaomao rolled his eyes, and unexpectedly nodded like a little adult, "Alright, until Mommy likes you, I'd better go hide with grandma, so as not to be troubled by you."

He used... Lian Lian!
Fu Zhiyan twitched his temples twice!Suddenly, I had the urge to slap him again!
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It was already noon the next day when Han Xiaoye woke up.

All I saw was Mo Qi's worried face. As soon as she saw her wake up, she jumped up from the chair immediately, "Han Xiaoniu, are you awake? You scared me to death."

"Qiqi?" Han Xiaoye moved, only to find that his whole body was very weak, and most importantly, his lungs were in severe pain.

(End of this chapter)