Leader Lan Palace
Chapter 1379: Just Go Shit
Chapter 1379: Just Go Shit (54 More)
Originally, the palace was still a little gloomy, but now that Mao Tuan'er said a few words, Wanxi smiled slightly.
Seeing that the master finally smiled, the girls were so happy that they didn't know what to do.
Even Yu Rui, no matter how worried she is about Ama, she now feels that she can't care about Ama anymore, as long as the master is well, everything will be fine.
Wanxi knew what their expressions were, and felt a little embarrassed, instead of looking at them, she just reached out to fiddle with Eryou in the cage.
"It doesn't matter how far it flies. As long as it can fly from our palace wall to the Hall of Mental Cultivation, it's enough. If it really can't fly over a distance of six or seven feet, then I don't take it as a It’s a bird. Turn around and tie a rope around your neck and raise it like a duck.”
Seeing the master smiled, Mao Tuan'er laughed too.
"The servant thought, at least it can be lighter than a duck. It can fall over such a large distance between the roads. If it doesn't work, the servant can climb the wall and shoot it over with a slingshot. .”
Wanxi heard it was interesting, and smiled again.
Mao Tuan'er still carefully smiled: "But what are you asking it to do? It can't talk, and it can't send messages. My master can't catch it, and the emperor can't do anything with it."
.
Mao Tuan'er once trained it to shout "Long live", hoping that when the emperor came, he would still be able to amuse the emperor.But it learned it, and the emperor came over happily to listen, but it called out "Wanzi".The emperor was so angry that he asked it if it had learned to fight mahjong.
At that moment, the master had no choice but to blush and admit to the emperor. It turned out that the palace gates were closed during the Chinese New Year, and the people in the palace were fighting "leaf opera" together.The master holds a hand of leaf cards by himself, and when he doesn't know which card to play, or when he wants to grab a good leaf he wants, he calls Er You to come and pick it.
Huang Que'er playing cards, and even fortune-telling, are traditional ways of playing in the bannermen of the capital, so it is natural for the master to play like this.Who would have thought that this stupid bird could not learn what it should have learned, but it has learned that.Every time I hold it in my mouth, I happily report "Wan Guan" to my master...
The master was blushing that day and broke up with the emperor, "Sparrow, sparrow, since this leaf card is called 'Sparrow', it is naturally related to birds. Therefore, it is the right thing for the two to learn, and it is not my slave who calls this flat-haired beast Learning to be bad..."
That day the emperor laughed heartily, that stupid bird was not considered ugly in front of the emperor, but asked the emperor to give him a few buckets of good millet as an imperial tribute.
.
When Mao Tuan'er said this, Wanxi also remembered the scene of talking mahjong cards at that moment, and couldn't help sitting on the kang in a daze for a long time.
The emperor at that time... The reason why she was not afraid, the reason why she dared to fight the emperor for her own bird, was because he was not like the emperor, and she did not regard him as the emperor in her heart.
The emperor was always like that in front of her eyes, after all, even this bird was bestowed by the emperor.
It has been ten years, and she feels that she has struggled in the palace for the past ten years.But looking back, without the emperor, she wouldn't even be able to make it through these ten years.How many times in the past ten years, she had already lost her life, and she didn't even have the chance to fall ill right now.
Her fingertips warmed slightly as she plucked Ermata's feathers.
"Yeah, I know. I didn't let it deliver the mail either. I just told it to go shit."
"Master?" Mao Tuan'er barely choked, "...Shit?"
(End of this chapter)
Originally, the palace was still a little gloomy, but now that Mao Tuan'er said a few words, Wanxi smiled slightly.
Seeing that the master finally smiled, the girls were so happy that they didn't know what to do.
Even Yu Rui, no matter how worried she is about Ama, she now feels that she can't care about Ama anymore, as long as the master is well, everything will be fine.
Wanxi knew what their expressions were, and felt a little embarrassed, instead of looking at them, she just reached out to fiddle with Eryou in the cage.
"It doesn't matter how far it flies. As long as it can fly from our palace wall to the Hall of Mental Cultivation, it's enough. If it really can't fly over a distance of six or seven feet, then I don't take it as a It’s a bird. Turn around and tie a rope around your neck and raise it like a duck.”
Seeing the master smiled, Mao Tuan'er laughed too.
"The servant thought, at least it can be lighter than a duck. It can fall over such a large distance between the roads. If it doesn't work, the servant can climb the wall and shoot it over with a slingshot. .”
Wanxi heard it was interesting, and smiled again.
Mao Tuan'er still carefully smiled: "But what are you asking it to do? It can't talk, and it can't send messages. My master can't catch it, and the emperor can't do anything with it."
.
Mao Tuan'er once trained it to shout "Long live", hoping that when the emperor came, he would still be able to amuse the emperor.But it learned it, and the emperor came over happily to listen, but it called out "Wanzi".The emperor was so angry that he asked it if it had learned to fight mahjong.
At that moment, the master had no choice but to blush and admit to the emperor. It turned out that the palace gates were closed during the Chinese New Year, and the people in the palace were fighting "leaf opera" together.The master holds a hand of leaf cards by himself, and when he doesn't know which card to play, or when he wants to grab a good leaf he wants, he calls Er You to come and pick it.
Huang Que'er playing cards, and even fortune-telling, are traditional ways of playing in the bannermen of the capital, so it is natural for the master to play like this.Who would have thought that this stupid bird could not learn what it should have learned, but it has learned that.Every time I hold it in my mouth, I happily report "Wan Guan" to my master...
The master was blushing that day and broke up with the emperor, "Sparrow, sparrow, since this leaf card is called 'Sparrow', it is naturally related to birds. Therefore, it is the right thing for the two to learn, and it is not my slave who calls this flat-haired beast Learning to be bad..."
That day the emperor laughed heartily, that stupid bird was not considered ugly in front of the emperor, but asked the emperor to give him a few buckets of good millet as an imperial tribute.
.
When Mao Tuan'er said this, Wanxi also remembered the scene of talking mahjong cards at that moment, and couldn't help sitting on the kang in a daze for a long time.
The emperor at that time... The reason why she was not afraid, the reason why she dared to fight the emperor for her own bird, was because he was not like the emperor, and she did not regard him as the emperor in her heart.
The emperor was always like that in front of her eyes, after all, even this bird was bestowed by the emperor.
It has been ten years, and she feels that she has struggled in the palace for the past ten years.But looking back, without the emperor, she wouldn't even be able to make it through these ten years.How many times in the past ten years, she had already lost her life, and she didn't even have the chance to fall ill right now.
Her fingertips warmed slightly as she plucked Ermata's feathers.
"Yeah, I know. I didn't let it deliver the mail either. I just told it to go shit."
"Master?" Mao Tuan'er barely choked, "...Shit?"
(End of this chapter)
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