The God of Online Games Lucky Star
Chapter 68 Talking about the Human Chapter!
Chapter 68 Talking about people!
After quitting the game, Liu Feng stretched his waist, should he reward himself with a skewer after all he has earned so much money.
So Liu Feng put on his slippers and casually tore up his clothes twice, looked in the mirror, and went out when he was so handsome.
Although it is a small town, there are quite a lot of roadside stalls at night, and of course there are also many restaurants. After all, they have made money, so Liu Feng decided to spend a fortune eating the barbecue of the store today!
However, when Liu Feng walked out of his house, he felt a feeling of being stared at. This feeling has been produced since Liu Feng's body mutated. Liu Feng very kindly called this feeling a man's seventh. Sense is nobler than a woman's sixth sense.
Ok?What?You mean a man's sixth sense?I don't know, isn't the sixth sense a woman's?So men have the seventh sense.
So very reasonable!
Liu Feng quite believed in his seventh sense, so he casually walked towards the suburbs.
And the people in the dark also moved quickly and sneaked towards the direction of Liu Feng's action.
"Today's weather is really nice!" Liu Feng looked up at the sky while walking, of course, it's good for acting or something, anyway, if Liu Feng pretended not to notice them, they would naturally be so happy.
Soon Liu Feng arrived in the suburbs, there are always some snakes, insects, rats and ants in the summer suburbs, to be honest, Liu Feng doesn't like this place, wearing shorts will be very itchy if bitten by mosquitoes.
Speaking of this, Liu Feng has to admire the strength of mosquitoes. The skin that can't be cut by a knife and can't be pierced by bullets is no match for the mouth of words. It is really invincible.
Immediately, Liu Feng remembered the cruel methods he used to deal with words when he was a child. At that time, the piebald mosquitoes were very powerful, and it was itchy and painful to bite them. When Liu Feng was young, he liked to touch fish and catch shrimps by the river, so the trouser legs Pull up and expose your arms.
Naturally, I was tortured to death by mosquitoes, and the joy of catching fish disappeared at once, and the itchy place was easily scratched by water.
So Liu Feng really hated mosquitoes!So the mosquito or something must be caught alive, and then its mouthparts should be cut off to starve the bastard to death!
Sure enough, there are a lot of mosquitoes in the suburbs, and there are some blood-sucking insects that are smaller than mosquitoes. We affectionately call them mosquitoes and ants. They are smaller than ants, and you can’t afford to bite them, but they are very itchy!If you shoot him, if the hand seam is a little bigger, you can't shoot him, I'm really angry!
Originally, Liu Feng came to sneak people, but he was quickly disturbed by the buzzing of mosquitoes, because for him, he felt that mosquitoes were much more lethal than those people.
Buzz buzz buzz!
Suddenly there was a strange sound amidst the buzzing of mosquitoes, Liu Feng grabbed it without turning his head, and then there were countless swishing sounds flying towards Liu Feng.
Immediately, Liu Feng turned into Avalokitesvara and caught all the hidden weapons flying towards him.
Of course, there are too many hidden weapons, Liu Feng's hands are a bit out of reach, so he comes to help with his mouth, and his feet are also fine!
Then when the whistling sound stopped, there were many hidden weapons in Liu Feng's hands, feet, and mouth.
Then he threw all his brains on the ground, what the hell!
Shuriken, cross shuriken, swastika shuriken, kunai!
This is a guy from a distant island country!I just used my mouth to catch a dart?
It is said that shurikens are all coated with poison, it is said that they never absorb them when they go to the toilet, and it is said that they do not wash their hands when they do anything with their hands!
Why can't I control my mouth?Ah bah bah bah!
Liu Feng immediately pouted on the spot, then picked up the darts on the ground, and flung them away like a goddess scattering flowers.
How strong is Liu Feng's hand?Those darts flew out and disappeared.
But fortunately, those turtle warriors from the Danwan island country who were hiding in the back had already avoided it, otherwise it would definitely be a shower.
Their eyes were serious. They received a commission to capture this young man. They thought they had attached great importance to this young man, so they dispatched four upper turtle warriors, thinking they were foolproof.
But they didn't expect the enemy to be so strong, so they decided to retreat first.
But will Liu Feng let them run?Not to mention anything else, if they dare to throw darts at him, they will have to beat him up first, and then they must ask if they have washed their hands!
Liu Feng rushed over like a gust of wind, and the leading warrior on the turtle suddenly changed his expression. He was so fast that he didn't even have time to make a seal, and Liu Feng arrived after halfway posing his hands. Before the leader screamed, he rushed to the next target.
It was another broken egg kick, and the difference between the two attacks was almost half a breath, so two mixed screams pierced the sky.
The other two warriors on the turtle saw that their opponents were powerful and boundless, and suddenly two black balls appeared in their hands, and they slammed them on the ground violently, exploding a large cloud of choking smoke with a bang.
When Liu Feng rushed over, the two of them had already disappeared in place, and Liu Feng didn't notice the escape skill as expected.
But forget it, there are still two lying there.
Liu Feng walked over and picked up the two upper turtle warriors and stacked them together, then stepped on the back of the upper man and asked viciously: "Say! Did you wash your hands when you came here?"
Immediately, Liu Feng's expression changed and he immediately changed his words: "Tell me, who sent you here?"
One of the upper class leaders immediately held back the pain and said with disdain on his face: "Ji Li Gu Lu, Ji Li Gu La, blah blah blah!"
Then the other tortoise endured and raised his eyebrows: "Ji Li Gu Lu, Ji Li Gu La, Ba La Ba La!"
Even through the mask Liu Feng could feel the hateful faces of the two who felt good about themselves, so he said viciously: "You're so numb, speak human words!"
As he said that, he directly grabbed the two of them and slapped them across the face, and then tore off the cloth on their heads and mouths.
Well, it's bald, and it's ugly with pigtails in the back!Why do people in the island country like such a frustrating hairstyle?
"The bedroom door makes the cloth gray!" The upper-class collar who had been slapped slapped indistinctly in Chinese.
"Woquanni dared to enter and defend the Women, but the Emperor Buran Women seems not to regret letting him go!" Another samurai on the turtle also threatened vaguely.
"I'm so scared! I'm really trying to kill you. I think you will still be stubborn later." Liu Feng curled his lips and said disdainfully.
Immediately he started to do it, and the sound of tearing and tearing sounded, and the clothes of the two upper turtle warriors were directly torn to pieces, revealing the huge diapers inside!
"What are you chasing after, the Niyao!" Shanggui Warrior said in shock.
Liu Feng ignored him, tore all the clothes of the two torn, and then tied the two turtle warriors mouth to mouth, feet to feet, hands and feet with their clothes strips.
Then let the two of them pave the way in the outskirts in such a shameful naked position, and then he went straight to the skewer, and came back later to see if they were still hanging.
There are two more chapters later tonight, you must keep your integrity!
(End of this chapter)
After quitting the game, Liu Feng stretched his waist, should he reward himself with a skewer after all he has earned so much money.
So Liu Feng put on his slippers and casually tore up his clothes twice, looked in the mirror, and went out when he was so handsome.
Although it is a small town, there are quite a lot of roadside stalls at night, and of course there are also many restaurants. After all, they have made money, so Liu Feng decided to spend a fortune eating the barbecue of the store today!
However, when Liu Feng walked out of his house, he felt a feeling of being stared at. This feeling has been produced since Liu Feng's body mutated. Liu Feng very kindly called this feeling a man's seventh. Sense is nobler than a woman's sixth sense.
Ok?What?You mean a man's sixth sense?I don't know, isn't the sixth sense a woman's?So men have the seventh sense.
So very reasonable!
Liu Feng quite believed in his seventh sense, so he casually walked towards the suburbs.
And the people in the dark also moved quickly and sneaked towards the direction of Liu Feng's action.
"Today's weather is really nice!" Liu Feng looked up at the sky while walking, of course, it's good for acting or something, anyway, if Liu Feng pretended not to notice them, they would naturally be so happy.
Soon Liu Feng arrived in the suburbs, there are always some snakes, insects, rats and ants in the summer suburbs, to be honest, Liu Feng doesn't like this place, wearing shorts will be very itchy if bitten by mosquitoes.
Speaking of this, Liu Feng has to admire the strength of mosquitoes. The skin that can't be cut by a knife and can't be pierced by bullets is no match for the mouth of words. It is really invincible.
Immediately, Liu Feng remembered the cruel methods he used to deal with words when he was a child. At that time, the piebald mosquitoes were very powerful, and it was itchy and painful to bite them. When Liu Feng was young, he liked to touch fish and catch shrimps by the river, so the trouser legs Pull up and expose your arms.
Naturally, I was tortured to death by mosquitoes, and the joy of catching fish disappeared at once, and the itchy place was easily scratched by water.
So Liu Feng really hated mosquitoes!So the mosquito or something must be caught alive, and then its mouthparts should be cut off to starve the bastard to death!
Sure enough, there are a lot of mosquitoes in the suburbs, and there are some blood-sucking insects that are smaller than mosquitoes. We affectionately call them mosquitoes and ants. They are smaller than ants, and you can’t afford to bite them, but they are very itchy!If you shoot him, if the hand seam is a little bigger, you can't shoot him, I'm really angry!
Originally, Liu Feng came to sneak people, but he was quickly disturbed by the buzzing of mosquitoes, because for him, he felt that mosquitoes were much more lethal than those people.
Buzz buzz buzz!
Suddenly there was a strange sound amidst the buzzing of mosquitoes, Liu Feng grabbed it without turning his head, and then there were countless swishing sounds flying towards Liu Feng.
Immediately, Liu Feng turned into Avalokitesvara and caught all the hidden weapons flying towards him.
Of course, there are too many hidden weapons, Liu Feng's hands are a bit out of reach, so he comes to help with his mouth, and his feet are also fine!
Then when the whistling sound stopped, there were many hidden weapons in Liu Feng's hands, feet, and mouth.
Then he threw all his brains on the ground, what the hell!
Shuriken, cross shuriken, swastika shuriken, kunai!
This is a guy from a distant island country!I just used my mouth to catch a dart?
It is said that shurikens are all coated with poison, it is said that they never absorb them when they go to the toilet, and it is said that they do not wash their hands when they do anything with their hands!
Why can't I control my mouth?Ah bah bah bah!
Liu Feng immediately pouted on the spot, then picked up the darts on the ground, and flung them away like a goddess scattering flowers.
How strong is Liu Feng's hand?Those darts flew out and disappeared.
But fortunately, those turtle warriors from the Danwan island country who were hiding in the back had already avoided it, otherwise it would definitely be a shower.
Their eyes were serious. They received a commission to capture this young man. They thought they had attached great importance to this young man, so they dispatched four upper turtle warriors, thinking they were foolproof.
But they didn't expect the enemy to be so strong, so they decided to retreat first.
But will Liu Feng let them run?Not to mention anything else, if they dare to throw darts at him, they will have to beat him up first, and then they must ask if they have washed their hands!
Liu Feng rushed over like a gust of wind, and the leading warrior on the turtle suddenly changed his expression. He was so fast that he didn't even have time to make a seal, and Liu Feng arrived after halfway posing his hands. Before the leader screamed, he rushed to the next target.
It was another broken egg kick, and the difference between the two attacks was almost half a breath, so two mixed screams pierced the sky.
The other two warriors on the turtle saw that their opponents were powerful and boundless, and suddenly two black balls appeared in their hands, and they slammed them on the ground violently, exploding a large cloud of choking smoke with a bang.
When Liu Feng rushed over, the two of them had already disappeared in place, and Liu Feng didn't notice the escape skill as expected.
But forget it, there are still two lying there.
Liu Feng walked over and picked up the two upper turtle warriors and stacked them together, then stepped on the back of the upper man and asked viciously: "Say! Did you wash your hands when you came here?"
Immediately, Liu Feng's expression changed and he immediately changed his words: "Tell me, who sent you here?"
One of the upper class leaders immediately held back the pain and said with disdain on his face: "Ji Li Gu Lu, Ji Li Gu La, blah blah blah!"
Then the other tortoise endured and raised his eyebrows: "Ji Li Gu Lu, Ji Li Gu La, Ba La Ba La!"
Even through the mask Liu Feng could feel the hateful faces of the two who felt good about themselves, so he said viciously: "You're so numb, speak human words!"
As he said that, he directly grabbed the two of them and slapped them across the face, and then tore off the cloth on their heads and mouths.
Well, it's bald, and it's ugly with pigtails in the back!Why do people in the island country like such a frustrating hairstyle?
"The bedroom door makes the cloth gray!" The upper-class collar who had been slapped slapped indistinctly in Chinese.
"Woquanni dared to enter and defend the Women, but the Emperor Buran Women seems not to regret letting him go!" Another samurai on the turtle also threatened vaguely.
"I'm so scared! I'm really trying to kill you. I think you will still be stubborn later." Liu Feng curled his lips and said disdainfully.
Immediately he started to do it, and the sound of tearing and tearing sounded, and the clothes of the two upper turtle warriors were directly torn to pieces, revealing the huge diapers inside!
"What are you chasing after, the Niyao!" Shanggui Warrior said in shock.
Liu Feng ignored him, tore all the clothes of the two torn, and then tied the two turtle warriors mouth to mouth, feet to feet, hands and feet with their clothes strips.
Then let the two of them pave the way in the outskirts in such a shameful naked position, and then he went straight to the skewer, and came back later to see if they were still hanging.
There are two more chapters later tonight, you must keep your integrity!
(End of this chapter)
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