Rebirth of the first crazy concubine
Chapter 1001 Eat fish and drink soup
Chapter 1001 Eat fish and drink soup
Dugu Chen was really about to be turned cute by her words.
Don't look at this little thing who is shrewd on weekdays. He is a first-class master in terms of tactics and resourcefulness, but sometimes he is as simple as a handful of clear water.
As soon as Mu Shiqi's mind was contaminated with his breath, it turned into a paste. She didn't realize how stupid and embarrassing what she said just now was until he smiled in her ear.
But it was precisely because that person was him that she said such things to him without any scruples.
Duguchen couldn't hold back for a while, and retracted his big hand, turned her small body to face him, and stared at her with black eyes with a smile.
His slender fingers poked her white forehead: "What are you thinking about all day long in your little head? Am I just a pervert in your heart? I'm trying my best to feed you fish for my own liking." Soup! Thanks to you for thinking of this one!" He really admired her imagination.
Mu Shiqi blushed, and hid in his arms coyly, and said in a muffled voice, "I told you not to drink it, but you still want to feed me, and you keep saying that you want to make up for me!"
Duguchen really couldn't do anything about her, with a smile on his thin lips, as if a big block of ice was about to melt: "Tell me, what else can you eat besides fish along the way? You can eat the meat of seabirds." If you eat two, you will find it sour and hard, and you can only eat half of a steamed bun. If I didn’t feed you like this all day long, and let you pick your mouth and pick your food, you would have become skinny by now!”
"Little thing, what I mean by mending is simply to mend your body so that you can grow more flesh! It's you who think too much!"
Mu Shiqi felt that he had lost face this time, so he buried his head deep in Dugu Chen's arms and refused to get up. After Dugu Chen laughed enough, he poked his head out of his arms, and thought seriously: "Then what do you say?" Is there anything that will shrink after eating?"
The smile on Dugu Chen's face faded immediately, he really wanted to see what was going on in her mind, thinking about it all day long.
"Not to mention whether there is such a thing in this world, even if you have it, you are not allowed to eat it!" He got up and hugged her, and threw him on the brocade quilt on the big bed, afraid of hurting her, he bent slightly bent over.
Mu Shiqi looked at him with his pink lips drawn, his brows and eyes curved, and he smiled coquettishly: "You also said that you have no selfishness, you just like big ones!"
Only then did Dugu Chen understand that the little thing just wanted to dig a hole for him to jump in when he asked that question!
He approached her little by little, and then smiled charmingly: "Yes, I like the big ones, and I'll tell you right now how much I like you...the big ones!"
Mu Shiqi originally wanted to start an uprising with him and didn't want to eat fish, but in the end he was stripped and gnawed all over.
Dugu Chen didn't eat her in vain, and finally took a small step back and said, "Drink a small bowl of fish soup with each meal, and add a small piece of fish meat."
You can call it whatever you want!She really thought of all kinds of tricks and used them, but in front of this master, those tricks were useless.
She despises the fishbone, this master, he smiled at her with his thin lips: "I picked out everything for you, don't you believe my eyesight?"
She disliked the saltiness of the fish, this one immediately poured the clear water in hand, passed the fish in the clear water once, looked at her with deep eyes: "Hey, open your mouth!"
She really disliked the ugly fish that affected her appetite and used all the tricks. This guy immediately went to the sea to catch ten or eight different fish for her and put them in the wooden barrel in front of her, and said softly: "Look at that fish!" One looks pretty, I'll have someone stew it for you!"
"If you don't like stewed, fried, fried, roasted, which one do you like?"
Mu Shiqi glared at the fish in the bucket with resentment, casually pointed to the smallest fish and said, "Let's just take it! I'll roast it, and sprinkle some sea salt on it."
How could Duguchen not know her little thoughts, she just thinks that this fish is the smallest and least fleshy!
It was really boring on this boat, so he was full of the urge to tease her.
To the group of boatmen, he said: "Have you seen it? Go and catch some more of this kind of fish. This one is too small, not enough for Miss Seventeen to fit between her teeth!"
Mu Shiqi rolled his eyes at him: "This one is enough, my teeth are not that big!"
Every time Dugu Chen looked at her bulging cheeks, he felt very cute and funny.
In the end, Mu Shiqi still couldn't escape the fate of eating fish and drinking soup.
It's really a good saying, often walking on the sea, eating fish until you vomit!
Mu Shiqi really vomited, and he vomited so loudly that he was crying and crying!
Dugu Chen was in a state of confusion immediately, and when something happened, he realized that there was not even a doctor on such a big ship as Xiang's family!
No, no, there is a doctor, and the doctor is vomiting happily at the moment!
Xiang Chonglou's scalp was numb from Dugu Chen's gaze, what is the meaning of this master's cold eyes?It's not that he vomited on Mu Shiqi, what the fuck!
As a senior brother, you can't wrong your junior brother like this!
"What did she eat just now? Could it be that she ate something wrong?" Xiang Chonglou felt that he was doubly calmer than Dugu Chen at the moment.
With tears in his eyes, Mu Shiqi replied miserably: "Fish! I just ate fish!"
What else can she eat?What else is there to eat in this sea?Other than fish, there are still fish, big fish and small fish, all kinds of fish...
Xiang Chonglou didn't understand this, he also often eats fish, and has eaten it for so many years, and has never vomited!
So it should not be a fish problem!
But the seventeenth girl is sure that it is the fish's fault: "I heard that some fish will cause accidents if eaten too much! It is not good for people's health! I must have eaten too much fish!"
Duguchen and Xiang Chonglou gave her suspicious looks at the same time.
Mu Shiqi bit his lips with a pitiful expression: "I read a medical book before, and it mentioned that someone was poisoned to death after eating a fish called lungfish!"
The old boatman on the boat was afraid of being responsible for poisoning, so he shook his body and said: "Some fish in this sea are poisonous."
Mu Shiqi also got into a fight, and looked at Dugu Chen aggrievedly: "This sea fish is full of strange things, who knows if it is poisonous or not! Just let me eat it! If I don't eat it, you will bully me!"
Seeing the self-reproach on Dugu Chen's face, her heart softened instantly: "Fortunately, I have a strong body, so I just vomited for a while, but after that, I guess I can't touch those fish again, otherwise I will be caught again." What about a poison?"
Dugu Chen was really driven mad by her, went to the table to bring her a cup of tea, his eyes fell on the pair of bowls and chopsticks, suddenly remembered something, and pulled his thin lips helplessly.
"It's better not to drink even the fish soup, is it?"
(End of this chapter)
Dugu Chen was really about to be turned cute by her words.
Don't look at this little thing who is shrewd on weekdays. He is a first-class master in terms of tactics and resourcefulness, but sometimes he is as simple as a handful of clear water.
As soon as Mu Shiqi's mind was contaminated with his breath, it turned into a paste. She didn't realize how stupid and embarrassing what she said just now was until he smiled in her ear.
But it was precisely because that person was him that she said such things to him without any scruples.
Duguchen couldn't hold back for a while, and retracted his big hand, turned her small body to face him, and stared at her with black eyes with a smile.
His slender fingers poked her white forehead: "What are you thinking about all day long in your little head? Am I just a pervert in your heart? I'm trying my best to feed you fish for my own liking." Soup! Thanks to you for thinking of this one!" He really admired her imagination.
Mu Shiqi blushed, and hid in his arms coyly, and said in a muffled voice, "I told you not to drink it, but you still want to feed me, and you keep saying that you want to make up for me!"
Duguchen really couldn't do anything about her, with a smile on his thin lips, as if a big block of ice was about to melt: "Tell me, what else can you eat besides fish along the way? You can eat the meat of seabirds." If you eat two, you will find it sour and hard, and you can only eat half of a steamed bun. If I didn’t feed you like this all day long, and let you pick your mouth and pick your food, you would have become skinny by now!”
"Little thing, what I mean by mending is simply to mend your body so that you can grow more flesh! It's you who think too much!"
Mu Shiqi felt that he had lost face this time, so he buried his head deep in Dugu Chen's arms and refused to get up. After Dugu Chen laughed enough, he poked his head out of his arms, and thought seriously: "Then what do you say?" Is there anything that will shrink after eating?"
The smile on Dugu Chen's face faded immediately, he really wanted to see what was going on in her mind, thinking about it all day long.
"Not to mention whether there is such a thing in this world, even if you have it, you are not allowed to eat it!" He got up and hugged her, and threw him on the brocade quilt on the big bed, afraid of hurting her, he bent slightly bent over.
Mu Shiqi looked at him with his pink lips drawn, his brows and eyes curved, and he smiled coquettishly: "You also said that you have no selfishness, you just like big ones!"
Only then did Dugu Chen understand that the little thing just wanted to dig a hole for him to jump in when he asked that question!
He approached her little by little, and then smiled charmingly: "Yes, I like the big ones, and I'll tell you right now how much I like you...the big ones!"
Mu Shiqi originally wanted to start an uprising with him and didn't want to eat fish, but in the end he was stripped and gnawed all over.
Dugu Chen didn't eat her in vain, and finally took a small step back and said, "Drink a small bowl of fish soup with each meal, and add a small piece of fish meat."
You can call it whatever you want!She really thought of all kinds of tricks and used them, but in front of this master, those tricks were useless.
She despises the fishbone, this master, he smiled at her with his thin lips: "I picked out everything for you, don't you believe my eyesight?"
She disliked the saltiness of the fish, this one immediately poured the clear water in hand, passed the fish in the clear water once, looked at her with deep eyes: "Hey, open your mouth!"
She really disliked the ugly fish that affected her appetite and used all the tricks. This guy immediately went to the sea to catch ten or eight different fish for her and put them in the wooden barrel in front of her, and said softly: "Look at that fish!" One looks pretty, I'll have someone stew it for you!"
"If you don't like stewed, fried, fried, roasted, which one do you like?"
Mu Shiqi glared at the fish in the bucket with resentment, casually pointed to the smallest fish and said, "Let's just take it! I'll roast it, and sprinkle some sea salt on it."
How could Duguchen not know her little thoughts, she just thinks that this fish is the smallest and least fleshy!
It was really boring on this boat, so he was full of the urge to tease her.
To the group of boatmen, he said: "Have you seen it? Go and catch some more of this kind of fish. This one is too small, not enough for Miss Seventeen to fit between her teeth!"
Mu Shiqi rolled his eyes at him: "This one is enough, my teeth are not that big!"
Every time Dugu Chen looked at her bulging cheeks, he felt very cute and funny.
In the end, Mu Shiqi still couldn't escape the fate of eating fish and drinking soup.
It's really a good saying, often walking on the sea, eating fish until you vomit!
Mu Shiqi really vomited, and he vomited so loudly that he was crying and crying!
Dugu Chen was in a state of confusion immediately, and when something happened, he realized that there was not even a doctor on such a big ship as Xiang's family!
No, no, there is a doctor, and the doctor is vomiting happily at the moment!
Xiang Chonglou's scalp was numb from Dugu Chen's gaze, what is the meaning of this master's cold eyes?It's not that he vomited on Mu Shiqi, what the fuck!
As a senior brother, you can't wrong your junior brother like this!
"What did she eat just now? Could it be that she ate something wrong?" Xiang Chonglou felt that he was doubly calmer than Dugu Chen at the moment.
With tears in his eyes, Mu Shiqi replied miserably: "Fish! I just ate fish!"
What else can she eat?What else is there to eat in this sea?Other than fish, there are still fish, big fish and small fish, all kinds of fish...
Xiang Chonglou didn't understand this, he also often eats fish, and has eaten it for so many years, and has never vomited!
So it should not be a fish problem!
But the seventeenth girl is sure that it is the fish's fault: "I heard that some fish will cause accidents if eaten too much! It is not good for people's health! I must have eaten too much fish!"
Duguchen and Xiang Chonglou gave her suspicious looks at the same time.
Mu Shiqi bit his lips with a pitiful expression: "I read a medical book before, and it mentioned that someone was poisoned to death after eating a fish called lungfish!"
The old boatman on the boat was afraid of being responsible for poisoning, so he shook his body and said: "Some fish in this sea are poisonous."
Mu Shiqi also got into a fight, and looked at Dugu Chen aggrievedly: "This sea fish is full of strange things, who knows if it is poisonous or not! Just let me eat it! If I don't eat it, you will bully me!"
Seeing the self-reproach on Dugu Chen's face, her heart softened instantly: "Fortunately, I have a strong body, so I just vomited for a while, but after that, I guess I can't touch those fish again, otherwise I will be caught again." What about a poison?"
Dugu Chen was really driven mad by her, went to the table to bring her a cup of tea, his eyes fell on the pair of bowls and chopsticks, suddenly remembered something, and pulled his thin lips helplessly.
"It's better not to drink even the fish soup, is it?"
(End of this chapter)
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